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(Mediaite)   Trump planning on copying Best Korea with a parade   ( mediaite.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Pennsylvania Avenue, President Donald Trump, military parade idea, president Emmanuel Macron, armed service strength, Donald Trump, Washington, D.C., Bastille Day parade  
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2017-09-18 04:56:09 PM  
Two Scoops needs to STFD and STFU.
 
2017-09-18 05:00:58 PM  
He wants a coup?
 
2017-09-18 05:03:55 PM  
Il Duce coup, you don't know (you don't know what I got)...
 
2017-09-18 05:05:25 PM  
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2017-09-18 05:07:15 PM  
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2017-09-18 05:12:18 PM  
I have serious doubts that Kremlin Don will still be around by the next July 4th
 
2017-09-18 05:17:37 PM  
Unlike the others, Trump doesn't even need to use military resources. He can simply have ordinary local police march down the middle of his capital city with their tanks, armoured vehicles, grenade launchers, assault rifles and body armour.

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2017-09-18 05:24:13 PM  

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2017-09-18 07:10:33 PM  
Fascists gonna fasc.
 
2017-09-18 07:48:42 PM  
He wanted a military parade for his inauguration, but didn't get one.

"The Presidential Inaugural Committee "is seriously considering adding military vehicles to the Inaugural Parade," a Pentagon official wrote in an internal email dated Dec. 13, 2016. "The conversation started as 'Can you send us some pictures of military vehicles we could add to the parade,'" the official wrote.

The emails, which were released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request, corroborate HuffPost's January report that Trump, who has spoken favorably of public displays of military prowess, looked into deploying heavy military equipment in his inaugural parade."
 
2017-09-18 08:10:40 PM  
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I don't see the problem.
 
2017-09-18 08:10:44 PM  
Wow!  Just...WTF?... WOW!
 
2017-09-18 08:11:48 PM  
I didn't think we did military parades showcasing our "strength."

/TMYK
//EABOD
///FOAD
 
2017-09-18 08:12:37 PM  
When do the scientists get a parade?
 
2017-09-18 08:13:50 PM  
This stupid sheit again?

NO! It is expensive, a waste of time and will completely fark up the streets they parade on.
Sorry that your dick doesn't work right anymore, but just go play with your Tonka trucks and make vroom vroom noises. Someone will be along to put you to bed soon...

Even trying to be friendly, this farkwit comes off like the ass he is, and vaguely threatening to boot. I'll bet Macron is impressed though. *sigh*

However, he promised Macron he had nothing to worry about it in regards to America's military might. "[This] is good news for you 'cause we're friends," said Trump to the French president.

Gordon Bennett: Unlike the others, Trump doesn't even need to use military resources. He can simply have ordinary local police march down the middle of his capital city with their tanks, armoured vehicles, grenade launchers, assault rifles and body armour.

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Ouch! Good point, that should be plenty. Just call the local PD that day and tell them there is a negro trying to get into the White House, claiming he forgot something and would just be a minute...
 
2017-09-18 08:14:28 PM  

dewzke: When do the scientists get a parade?


Right after they win the Superbowl.
 
2017-09-18 08:14:42 PM  
What if we had a big fat gay pride parade to directly follow Glorious Leaders Penis On Pennsylvania Avenue display of OUR SUPERIOR MARCHING AND WEAPONRY.  AAAANNNNNNNNNNNND the parade could be dedicated in rainbow glory to Mike Pence.
 
2017-09-18 08:14:45 PM  

dewzke: When do the scientists get a parade?


As soon as they finish building that death ray they can be in the parade.
 
2017-09-18 08:15:04 PM  
Not gonna happen.
He'll ask for missels, moblie launch units...
Just like Rocket Man's, but MORE! BIGLIER!
 
2017-09-18 08:17:20 PM  

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When Trevor Noah called Drumpf our first "African" president, he really wasn't kidding. FFS...
 
2017-09-18 08:18:34 PM  
And I am sure there would be no shortage of corporations willing to foot the bill especially if they can get public credit for sponsorship.  Fascism at its finest.
 
2017-09-18 08:20:16 PM  

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I don't see the problem.


Does the US Army have cheerleaders as well?
 
2017-09-18 08:21:36 PM  
What a complete f*cking moron.
 
2017-09-18 08:22:54 PM  

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On the upside they each have more than 15 pieces of flair.
 
2017-09-18 08:23:12 PM  

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I don't see the problem.

Does the US Army have cheerleaders as well?


There sort of were... In Apocalypse Now
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2017-09-18 08:23:43 PM  

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I don't see the problem.
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ow that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes
 
2017-09-18 08:23:56 PM  

HedlessChickn: I didn't think we did military parades showcasing our "strength."

/TMYK
//EABOD
///FOAD


We stopped doing it around the same time as that Australian with the funny mustache started having them.......
 
2017-09-18 08:24:29 PM  
We have military parades all the time. In places like Yemen and Iraq. He can go grandstand over there if he wants to watch tanks roll by or drones buzz overhead.
 
2017-09-18 08:24:50 PM  

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I don't see the problem.


Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes

 
2017-09-18 08:27:22 PM  
Will that asshole. personally hump each flag on the parade route?

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2017-09-18 08:27:30 PM  
Trump... NO! Not a good idea... just DONT!
 
2017-09-18 08:30:09 PM  

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On the upside they each have more than 15 pieces of flair.


And a terrific smile...
 
2017-09-18 08:30:45 PM  
Fake news alert:  CNN says Manafort was wiretapped.  FARK says no green light for fake CNN news.

Seriously, I think Trump is a farking douche, but this makes the main page, and the story which is the lead on CNN doesn't even make the politics tab...?

/farkiamdisappoint
 
2017-09-18 08:31:15 PM  
I'd resent the slide to militant authoritarianism slightly less if it wasn't somebody as undeserving as Trump.
 
2017-09-18 08:34:22 PM  
The military is supposed to kill people and blow things up.  They don't "parade."  That Cheeto gets dumber by the minute.  Maybe we can lure him out of office by offering him the starring role in Dumberer and Dumbester.  He can play both parts.  What a farking moron.
 
2017-09-18 08:34:28 PM  

iheartscotch: HedlessChickn: I didn't think we did military parades showcasing our "strength."

/TMYK
//EABOD
///FOAD

We stopped doing it around the same time as that Australian with the funny mustache started having them.......


Well, that just farking explains everything.

/not s
 
2017-09-18 08:35:35 PM  

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Trump flag hug

Not blaming you but that picture makes me literally physically ill
 
2017-09-18 08:39:45 PM  

HedlessChickn: iheartscotch: HedlessChickn: I didn't think we did military parades showcasing our "strength."

/TMYK
//EABOD
///FOAD

We stopped doing it around the same time as that Australian with the funny mustache started having them.......

Well, that just farking explains everything.

/not s


Same story with the bellamy salute.

/ damn kangaroos, taking all of our cool stuff
 
2017-09-18 08:40:07 PM  
Sounds like a cost-effective deployment of military resources -- marching them around for Dim Ole Trump's amusement.

But those transgender operations for military personnel -- too expensive!

Come ON aneurysm! You've had more than enough cake and fried chicken. What are you waiting for?
 
2017-09-18 08:47:26 PM  
We have a tin-pot dictator wannabe, but he'll insist it be spraypainted gold.
 
2017-09-18 08:49:35 PM  

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Trump flag hug
Not blaming you but that picture makes me literally physically ill


Everytime, I think of it. It makes me feel ill also. To come off as a action of a two year old who thinks it as cute, disturbs me to the core. I am not concerned about respects to the flag with protest or otherwise. Yet, this crowd voted him in at the same time the yell "Respect the flag damn you!!!" against Colin and people at a lions game.
/ not a liberal, conservative, or a flag-fetishist.
 
2017-09-18 08:49:59 PM  
I feel like Phil Ochs would get real mad and write a song about this.
 
2017-09-18 08:54:55 PM  
It sounds like it could be cool.  As a kid I loved going to museums to see tanks or watch an air show.
 
2017-09-18 08:59:07 PM  
I thought the whole point of American power was that you actually can't see it until you're a burning pile of glass bits? "Oh yeah, honey, the drones just flew overhead, but you couldn't see them."

/actually went to an Air Force open house near LAX, and a B2 did a fly by
//it's so farking quiet, it truly is scary, especially considering it is nuclear capable
 
2017-09-18 09:04:04 PM  

Trocadero: I thought the whole point of American power was that you actually can't see it until you're a burning pile of glass bits? "Oh yeah, honey, the drones just flew overhead, but you couldn't see them."

/actually went to an Air Force open house near LAX, and a B2 did a fly by
//it's so farking quiet, it truly is scary, especially considering it is nuclear capable


This! The time that we learned about new Soviet Union weaponry was when it was paraded around in Moscow.
 
2017-09-18 09:09:08 PM  
US service members have better and more important things to do than to spend their time with synchronized marching march and saluting the Trumpenfuhrer.
 
2017-09-18 09:21:49 PM  

Pinner: Not gonna happen.
He'll ask for missels, moblie launch units...
Just like Rocket Man's, but MORE! BIGLIER!


Most of us said that when he won the electoral vote. "Not gonna happen."
 
2017-09-18 09:24:31 PM  
Scared yet?

This parade is for you, not our enemies abroad.   Its to show you whats coming, get you used to it.

Oh god you are so seriously farked.
 
2017-09-18 09:29:51 PM  

Shirley Ujest: What if we had a big fat gay pride parade to directly follow Glorious Leaders Penis On Pennsylvania Avenue display of OUR SUPERIOR MARCHING AND WEAPONRY.  AAAANNNNNNNNNNNND the parade could be dedicated in rainbow glory to Mike Pence.


I'm an average-size hetero, but I would fly across the country to join in that parade.
 
2017-09-18 09:31:30 PM  

invictus2: Will that asshole. personally hump each flag on the parade route?

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Oh god, the poor cleaners...
 
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