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(Talking Points Memo)   Now we've got blacks and whites fighting, reds and yellows fighting, Democrats and Republicans fighting, men and women fighting. What's going to unite us? What's going to bring us back together? A president? A Congress? No. It's going to be God   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2017-09-18 04:21:41 PM  
Sure, because people never have any disagreements about God...
 
2017-09-18 04:24:00 PM  
Blacks and whites aren't fighting each other so much as they're together fighting nazis.
 
2017-09-18 04:34:13 PM  
So God will only reunite us if we elect Roy Moore?  Get a load of the ego on this guy!
 
2017-09-18 04:39:32 PM  
Christ, every day I get more hopeful that a giant asteroid just comes out of nowhere and resets the planet.
 
2017-09-18 04:50:31 PM  

Mad Scientist: So God will only reunite us if we elect Roy Moore?  Get a load of the ego on this guy!


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What does God need with a Senate seat?
 
2017-09-18 04:51:53 PM  
God? That guy can't even show up when people commit genocide or we have famine or drought or assholes in the White House. He can take his mysterious ways and shove it where the son don't shine.
 
2017-09-18 04:53:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: God? That guy can't even show up when people commit genocide or we have famine or drought or assholes in the White House. He can take his mysterious ways and shove it where the son don't shine.


Jesus sees what you did there.
 
2017-09-18 05:10:16 PM  
LOL No you silly twat.
 
2017-09-18 05:11:11 PM  

Mad Scientist: So God will only reunite us if we elect Roy Moore?  Get a load of the ego on this guy!


I think almost every republican running for office says God told them to run
 
2017-09-18 06:12:27 PM  
No. It's going to be God

Which one? There are so many. Oh, and which ever one you pick will be the incorrect one.
 
2017-09-18 06:20:12 PM  

Destructor: No. It's going to be God

Which one? There are so many. Oh, and which ever one you pick will be the incorrect one.


Yadda yadda yadda, Die, heretic scum!
 
2017-09-18 06:41:12 PM  

HighOnCraic: Yadda yadda yadda, Die, heretic scum!


You've destroyed your own lands, you'll not destroy mine!
 
2017-09-18 06:44:41 PM  
That Roy Moore hasn't been struck down by a bolt of lightening is the surest proof yet that the Christian God doesn't exist.
 
2017-09-18 06:46:32 PM  
fark god and fark Roy Moore.
 
2017-09-18 06:47:38 PM  
It's simple: if we relent and accept without question the Right Wing concept of God, Morality, Economy and, well, basically everything, things will be just *peachy*.
 
2017-09-18 06:48:19 PM  

HighOnCraic: Sure, because people never have any disagreements about God...


Why am I the first one to Funny this post? This was excellent. Bra. Vo... Thread. Done.
 
2017-09-18 06:48:56 PM  

Voiceofreason01: That Roy Moore hasn't been struck down by a bolt of lightening is the surest proof yet that the Christian God doesn't exist.


Or perhaps that the God he espouses does.

/shudder
 
2017-09-18 06:49:12 PM  
Way I see it, all y'all should just convert to Hinduism. Plenty of gods, and it's like oldest religion.

Not like you're trying really hard to follow the teachings Jesus o' Nazareth.

*Blights thread just to make a point*

/ No one else post or I'll blight you too
 
2017-09-18 06:50:33 PM  

mrparks: Way I see it, all y'all should just convert to Hinduism. Plenty of gods, and it's like oldest religion.

Not like you're trying really hard to follow the teachings Jesus o' Nazareth.

*Blights thread just to make a point*

/ No one else post or I'll blight you too


And it already jives with the evangelical belief that if you're poor it's because you deserve it.
 
2017-09-18 06:50:42 PM  
Nothx. Take yer Neolithic sky god and shove it.
 
2017-09-18 06:51:01 PM  
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2017-09-18 06:51:21 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Christ, every day I get more hopeful that a giant asteroid just comes out of nowhere and resets the planet.


Invoking him by name should work as well as anything.

/positive vibes
 
2017-09-18 06:51:26 PM  
As you are not God, drop out of the race Then you clusterfark.  You aren't even a god, Gozar the Gozarian scoffs at your candidacy.
 
2017-09-18 06:51:55 PM  
loudwire.com
 
2017-09-18 06:52:50 PM  
Reds and yellows?
 
2017-09-18 06:54:56 PM  

Destructor: HighOnCraic: Yadda yadda yadda, Die, heretic scum!

You've destroyed your own lands, you'll not destroy mine!


An Everquest meme on Fark? I smarted you for that.
 
2017-09-18 06:55:02 PM  
My atheism gets scarier by the day. I seriously ask myself if I'm going to live through a time when the religious nuts and fascists have enough power to start getting rid of people like me.
 
2017-09-18 06:57:23 PM  

Destructor: No. It's going to be God

Which one? There are so many. Oh, and which ever one you pick will be the incorrect one.


Bacchus. He always delivers, and has prayer options for a wide range of incomes.
 
2017-09-18 06:57:24 PM  

freddyV: Mad Scientist: So God will only reunite us if we elect Roy Moore?  Get a load of the ego on this guy!

I think almost every republican running for office says God told them to run


"God say, "You can do what you want, Abe, but
The next time you see me comin', you better run"
 
2017-09-18 06:58:40 PM  
Good always has a hand in. That's why Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum are both president right now.
 
2017-09-18 06:59:00 PM  
Tom Lehrer - National Brotherhood Week
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Oh, the protestants hate the catholics,
And the catholics hate the protestants,
And the hindus hate the moslems,
And everybody hates the jews.
 
2017-09-18 06:59:07 PM  
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2017-09-18 07:00:35 PM  

Ocean_Pimp: sammyk: My atheism gets scarier by the day. I seriously ask myself if I'm going to live through a time when the religious nuts and fascists have enough power to start getting rid of people like me.

yes i'm sure atheists are the ones facing real discrimination in the age of trump

not literally every other minority


No, it's literally every minority. It just depends on the order.

Remember to speak up for whoever they come for first. And stand up.
 
2017-09-18 07:01:20 PM  
The answer is weed you nation of children.
 
2017-09-18 07:01:26 PM  
Now we need to ask which god.

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2017-09-18 07:02:20 PM  

sammyk: My atheism gets scarier by the day. I seriously ask myself if I'm going to live through a time when the religious nuts and fascists have enough power to start getting rid of people like me.


Maybe. But you shouldn't worry about it. As an atheist, it is far easier for you to play along and hide undetected.

...and secretly work to bring their corrupt system down from the inside.
 
2017-09-18 07:03:19 PM  

Holfax: Reds and yellows?


Moore mistook the Zoya the Destroya vs Fortune Cookie fight for a CNN panel discussion. Anyone could have made that mistake.
 
2017-09-18 07:03:22 PM  
The Country does deparately need somebody to Rally behind; Just not a Bible thumping Xenophobic Bigot.

 The best I could even think of right now would be Jon Stewart and Colbert's pseudorepublican persona on a roving tour to Highlight what's best about us, Mock what's worst, but also explore real possibilities for improvement. Mr. Rogers said to Look for the Helpers. Find who is actually helping, boost those signals.  Laughter is incredibly disarming when done right.
 
2017-09-18 07:05:41 PM  

Destructor: sammyk: My atheism gets scarier by the day. I seriously ask myself if I'm going to live through a time when the religious nuts and fascists have enough power to start getting rid of people like me.

Maybe. But you shouldn't worry about it. As an atheist, it is far easier for you to play along and hide undetected.

...and secretly work to bring their corrupt system down from the inside.


Implying if it gets that bad that they won't check past statements and beliefs.

Remember, the Spanish Inquisition tortured and executed plenty of people who converted because they may have secretly been Muslim or Jewish. When it gets to that level, mere professions of faith or even demonstrations are often inadequate.
 
2017-09-18 07:06:28 PM  
Old Baptist trick.  Confuse god with the very unhumble preacher.  No telling whether god will do Moore's bidding if he a Senator any more than he did when Moore was an Alabama jurist.
 
2017-09-18 07:07:34 PM  

sammyk: My atheism gets scarier by the day. I seriously ask myself if I'm going to live through a time when the religious nuts and fascists have enough power to start getting rid of people like me.


When it gets really bad, I pray to Joe Pesci.

Personally, I feel that applying the atheism label is like saying my bottle o water is gluten free.
 
2017-09-18 07:09:27 PM  
When the Ancient Ones awake from their slumber we're all gonna be farked.
 
2017-09-18 07:09:47 PM  

Gaddiel: Now we need to ask which god.

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2017-09-18 07:10:39 PM  
All the blacks were kung-fu fighting
Those whites were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
 
2017-09-18 07:11:50 PM  
What if we're not interested in their non-biblical racist asshole hate-mongering version of god?
 
2017-09-18 07:14:23 PM  
That sneaky little deity, it was his plan all along.
 
2017-09-18 07:15:26 PM  

Mad Scientist: So God will only reunite us if we elect Roy Moore?  Get a load of the ego on this guy!


Didn't read the article, and I was certain it had to be Moore.
 
2017-09-18 07:15:56 PM  

Gaddiel: Now we need to ask which god.

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Who's that, the god of impractical armor?
 
2017-09-18 07:16:26 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: What if we're not interested in their non-biblical racist asshole hate-mongering version of god?


The same thing that always happens to unbelievers in theocracies.
 
2017-09-18 07:17:27 PM  

Holfax: Reds and yellows?


Right. Last I checked, there was no real conflict between the Asian and native populations. But I'm sure that was just Moore thinking, "Uhh, shiat, what other races are there besides God's Chosen and the n****rs..."
 
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