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(Blabbermouth)   Gene Simmons: "If I could, I would trademark the air you breathe. Every breath. Yes, I would. Instead of worrying what people think, I just go my merry way and do whatever I want to do"   ( blabbermouth.net) divider line
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2017-09-18 03:08:55 PM  
Meh... poor child totally over compensates... news at 11.
 
2017-09-18 03:22:07 PM  
Gene Simmons is a dick, water wet.
 
2017-09-18 03:24:25 PM  
If I could, I would trademark the name Gene SimmonsTM and copyright his Hair Helmet©.  Every follicle he spritzes.  I would.

/Shiatty 70s glam rock is still shiatty.
 
2017-09-18 03:25:14 PM  
Too bad you can't, and I'm sure that burns you up inside.

/much like that feeling whenever I hear any of your "music."
 
2017-09-18 03:27:32 PM  
You know, im kinda glad i was never a Kiss fan and, therefore, never gave this jerk any money.
 
2017-09-18 03:31:35 PM  
Gene, how would that trademark help you as the guillotine blade entered your neck?
 
2017-09-18 03:33:43 PM  

Corn_Fed: Gene, how would that trademark help you as the guillotine blade entered your neck?


And the Antika movement has begun!
 
2017-09-18 03:34:45 PM  
I have successfully trained my kids to avoid KISS songs at all times. DIAF Gene.
 
2017-09-18 03:35:39 PM  
Gene Simmons looks like an aging female impersonator that doesn't really try anymore.
 
2017-09-18 03:36:04 PM  
Gene is the epitome of those fat, hairy guys with low cut shirts, loaded down with jewelry with a huge star of David i would see in the casinos when I lived in Vegas.  They reaked of desparation and sweat.
 
2017-09-18 03:39:35 PM  
Congrats on upgrading from 'douche' to ' colostomy' bag, Gene!
We knew you could do it!
 
2017-09-18 03:44:08 PM  
Gene, you can kiss Nestle's ass all you want. They're still not going to make you CEO.
 
2017-09-18 03:45:15 PM  
Well, at least he's honest about his intentions.
 
2017-09-18 03:47:31 PM  
How Gene sees himself:

img.fark.net

How everyone else sees him:
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-18 03:50:43 PM  
Sorry...someone beat you to it.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2017-09-18 03:52:14 PM  
FUCK THE BONUS
Youtube d2d-YmeZONU


/stfu and piss off, gene.
 
2017-09-18 03:53:02 PM  
I heard Paul Stanley on the Steve Jones radio show a few days ago. He seemed like a very down to earth guy with a real love of music.

Gene, OTOH, is a massive dick who loves his money.
 
2017-09-18 03:56:35 PM  
Old man desperate for approval from strangers claims to be above it all
 
2017-09-18 03:57:37 PM  
Holy shiat, the hate here is strong.  Never like Gene Simmons, but didn't realize he was Madonna level of hate.
 
2017-09-18 04:03:00 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: Holy shiat, the hate here is strong.  Never like Gene Simmons, but didn't realize he was Madonna level of hate.


You can find a Fark thread going either way for just about anything, if you wait long enough.
 
2017-09-18 04:03:11 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: Holy shiat, the hate here is strong.  Never like Gene Simmons, but didn't realize he was Madonna level of hate.


Madonna, at the very least, has a conscience.  Also, depending on your tastes and/or how many sheets to the wind you are at any given point and time, she's still mildly attractive at the least.

Gene Simmons, on the other hand, is a raging thundercoont.
 
2017-09-18 04:06:24 PM  
Was the Obvious tag busy?
 
2017-09-18 04:10:21 PM  
Gene wants to fark his fans in more than one way?

/Is he still married to the porn star?
 
2017-09-18 04:11:24 PM  
thundercoont is a new word for me. I'm amused.
 
2017-09-18 04:11:30 PM  

Clutch2013: Also, depending on your tastes and/or how many sheets to the wind you are at any given point and time, she's still mildly attractive at the least.


There aren't enough Viagra/Heroin speedballs on earth to make her attractive.
 
2017-09-18 04:12:12 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Clutch2013: Also, depending on your tastes and/or how many sheets to the wind you are at any given point and time, she's still mildly attractive at the least.

There aren't enough Viagra/Heroin speedballs on earth to make her attractive.


Simmons is very very very anti drug.
 
2017-09-18 04:13:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: thundercoont is a new word for me. I'm amused.


My work here is done. :D
 
2017-09-18 04:14:46 PM  
Lemmy is gone and this asshole is still AW-ing it up.
 
2017-09-18 04:14:49 PM  
Gene Simmons doesn't really care about music, never has. He cares about money and pussy. If something besides being a rock star allowed him to obtain those things easier, that's what he would be doing.
 
2017-09-18 04:16:19 PM  
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be taxing you.

Clutch2013: Madonna, at the very least, has a conscience.


Hahaahahahaaa No.
 
2017-09-18 04:16:45 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Clutch2013: Also, depending on your tastes and/or how many sheets to the wind you are at any given point and time, she's still mildly attractive at the least.

There aren't enough Viagra/Heroin speedballs on earth to make her attractive.


Hence, the preceding qualifer.

Or, if you want to take sex out of the equation, just estimate how much of the nation's total stock of beer it would take for you to even look at her and think, "...Eh, maybe."
 
2017-09-18 04:17:06 PM  
I absolutely farking loved KISS when I was a fourth grader back in the 1970s.  I used to doodle hundreds of little Gene Simmonses all over my book covers.  I was also big into rocket ships with huge flames coming out of the back, Grizzly Adams, and body builders with comically (albeit unironic) huge muscles.

Anyway, what were we talking about again?
 
2017-09-18 04:18:26 PM  
DNRTFA. Don't have to. Fu*k this duck.
 
2017-09-18 04:18:45 PM  
L'chaim, Chaim!
 
2017-09-18 04:21:34 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: Jesus Christ Supertard: Holy shiat, the hate here is strong.  Never like Gene Simmons, but didn't realize he was Madonna level of hate.

You can find a Fark thread going either way for just about anything, if you wait long enough.


Thousands of monkeys and thousands of keyboards.
 
2017-09-18 04:26:09 PM  

Claude the Dog: ThatBillmanGuy: Jesus Christ Supertard: Holy shiat, the hate here is strong.  Never like Gene Simmons, but didn't realize he was Madonna level of hate.

You can find a Fark thread going either way for just about anything, if you wait long enough.

Thousands of monkeys and thousands of keyboards.


Low talent, big ego. Gene's bass playing is like the stuff I used back in high school to learn how to play quarter notes.
 
2017-09-18 04:29:37 PM  
If he ever made a product I cared about, then I'd give him a dime.
 
2017-09-18 04:34:14 PM  
When your only metric for success is money, nothing else matters. Gene is very successful because he only cares about how much he can get for what he does - and we're told, over and over again, that that's all that matters. Ethics, morals, art, science, society, self - all of that falls by the wayside when your KPI is your bank account's balance.
 
2017-09-18 04:37:39 PM  
Gene Simmons brand air wouldn't be worth paying for. I'd choose to suffocate rather than live in a world where Gene Simmons gets to monetize my existence. Go fark yourself, Gene.
 
2017-09-18 04:39:51 PM  
I am really surprised Kremlin Don hasn't offered him a position in the administration
 
2017-09-18 04:43:04 PM  

raerae1980: You know, im kinda glad i was never a Kiss fan and, therefore, never gave this jerk any money.


I was young enough to be aware of them and kinda liking them for awhile.  A year or two later they came out with this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077788/  (it went straight to TV, video and cable weren't options).
/according to my vauge memories and the internets, KISS played it straight
//which made it even more hilarious
///even when I was a kid (apparently they [or more likely Gene] thought  it *could* be taken seriously).
 
2017-09-18 04:44:22 PM  
I beginning to get the impression that Gene Simmons is a bit of an a-hole.
 
2017-09-18 04:44:32 PM  
Raging Thundercoont should be the name of a KISS cover band.
 
2017-09-18 04:47:37 PM  
I still want to know how they make the black cotton candy that he puts on his head. I could make a fortune on Halloween.
 
2017-09-18 04:50:37 PM  

John Buck 41: DNRTFA. Don't have to. Fu*k this duck.


DICK.
 
2017-09-18 04:57:46 PM  
Yeah, well, if it wasn't for the costumes and makeup, nobody would have paid any attention to a single note that KISS ever played.
 
2017-09-18 05:13:31 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Yeah, well, if it wasn't for the costumes and makeup, nobody would have paid any attention to a single note that KISS ever played.


That is exactly the point, though. It has never been about the music. It's about spectacle and the money.

I saw them twice back when they were at their 1970's peak. Both shows were awesome.

The songs, with a few notable exceptions, aren't anything to write home about.
 
2017-09-18 05:14:08 PM  

FormlessOne: When your only metric for success is money, nothing else matters. Gene is very successful because he only cares about how much he can get for what he does - and we're told, over and over again, that that's all that matters. Ethics, morals, art, science, society, self - all of that falls by the wayside when your KPI is your bank account's balance.


So Donald Trump with a different bad haircut, then?
 
jvl [BareFark]
2017-09-18 05:17:43 PM  
A few years back on NPR I heard Peter Sagal and Terry Gross discuss the worst guest they'd ever had on each of their shows.
 
2017-09-18 05:19:22 PM  

Danger Mouse: ...
Simmons is very very very anti drug.


Seriously, don't you hate it when you're enjoying a good buzz and someone puts on farking Kiss?
 
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