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2017-09-18 01:41:39 PM  
I'll bet he loves getting into some strange.

Where's pedobear when you need him?
 
2017-09-18 01:53:19 PM  
Heh. Eww.
 
2017-09-18 02:13:39 PM  
Nothing little about Strange.

/he's like seven feet tall
 
2017-09-18 03:07:24 PM  
maybe he can help unite the red and the yellows while he is down there
 
2017-09-18 03:48:50 PM  
He's going to a state he would never be caught dead in normally, to talk to people he doesn't want anywhere near him personally, and he's going to say he adores them.  And they will believe him and get on their knees to worship before him.

It's a concentrated focus of needy white self-indulgence.
 
2017-09-18 04:04:49 PM  
Huntsville is filled with well educated tech folks, many of whom are here on work visas. His reception might not be as warm as he thinks, unless they do a very controlled handpicked audience 'show'.
 
2017-09-18 04:22:08 PM  
Planning on openly protesting Trump when he visits. Awaiting details of his travel and the site he'll hang out with Luther Strange.

From the polls here, Strange is behind Moore for the Republican Senate ticket because 1) Strange was nominated to fill Jeff Sessions' place by the governor Strange was supposed to be investigating for corruption; and 2) Moore is a crazy Christian judge.
 
2017-09-18 04:46:53 PM  
Alabama desperately needs Strange.
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Way too many zealots in this state.
 
2017-09-18 04:55:15 PM  
Does farkface even show his face in public when he's in Washington? I can't imagine him sticking his head out of a car window unless he was surrounded by 100% loyal asshats.
 
2017-09-18 04:58:13 PM  

Mad Scientist: Nothing little about Strange.

/he's like seven feet tall


Trump won't like standing next to him.
 
2017-09-18 05:03:03 PM  


That it's strange, so strange.

You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
You've got to pick up every stitch,
Mmm, must be the season of the witch,
 
2017-09-18 05:04:35 PM  
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Unavailable for comment.
 
2017-09-18 05:09:11 PM  

optikeye: Huntsville is filled with well educated tech folks, many of whom are here on work visas. His reception might not be as warm as he thinks, unless they do a very controlled handpicked audience 'show'.


Clearly you haven't talked to anyone from Huntsville recently.
 
2017-09-18 05:09:45 PM  
Everybody's talking and no one says a word
Everybody's making love and no one really cares
There's Nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs
Always something happening and nothing going on
...
Nobody told me there'd be days like these
Strange days indeed
 
2017-09-18 05:12:24 PM  

Doogled:
Clearly you haven't talked to anyone from Huntsville recently.


I've been told only the finest rocket scientists are at Redstone. And they live in the most exclusive trailer parks in double wides.
 
2017-09-18 05:13:49 PM  

LarryDan43: Mad Scientist: Nothing little about Strange.

/he's like seven feet tall

Trump won't like standing next to him.


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Give me a cookie you elfen b*tch.
 
2017-09-18 05:14:25 PM  
People are strange when you're a stranger 
Faces look ugly when you're alone 
Women seem wicked when you're unwanted 
Streets are uneven when you're down 

When you're strange 
Faces come out of the rain 
When you're strange 
No one remembers your name 
When you're strange
 
2017-09-18 05:14:29 PM  

Bimmer Jones: Alabama desperately needs Strange.
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Way too many zealots in this state.


Donald: Mr...?
Luther: Senator.
Donald: Mr. Senator.
Luther: It's Strange.
Donald: Bigly.
 
2017-09-18 05:16:14 PM  
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2017-09-18 05:17:30 PM  

NewportBarGuy: LarryDan43: Mad Scientist: Nothing little about Strange.

/he's like seven feet tall

Trump won't like standing next to him.

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Give me a cookie you elfen b*tch.


Well, at the very least, the parts of Big and Little Enos have been cast for the Smokey and the Bandit reboot.
 
2017-09-18 05:21:18 PM  
GRAB THEM BY THE STRANGE!
 
2017-09-18 05:21:59 PM  

optikeye: Huntsville is filled with well educated tech folks, many of whom are here on work visas. His reception might not be as warm as he thinks, unless they do a very controlled handpicked audience 'show'.


Has anyone checked Huntsville Craig's List to see how much Trump is paying for people to show.  Last I heard they were offering about $60.00 per person to show up at these "rallies".  I'd need to paid a lot more though.  A lot more...
 
2017-09-18 05:22:27 PM  
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I'm not going to joke about Roy Moore anymoore. He's a homophobic fascist wrapped up in the flag and using the old testament for his left shoe and the new testament for his right shoe.

Sorry, Roy, but fark off and die.
 
2017-09-18 05:22:49 PM  
Strange
Walking down the avenue
He's strange
Always doing something new
He's the kind of person everybody knows
He reeks distinction from head to toe
He's my twilight zone, my Al Capone
He's my Rolling Stones and my Ava Perone

And I like it
 
2017-09-18 05:22:53 PM  
A lot of us here in Alabama aren't sure why Trump is backing Strange, unless it's to assure a vote for Trump-stuff, which is to say, adding to the swamp.
 
2017-09-18 05:25:04 PM  
I like my Strange like I like my covfefe: belligerent and anachronistic.
 
2017-09-18 05:25:36 PM  
I will be tickled if a crazypants candidate and Republican infighting result in Democrat Doug Jones winning the race.
 
2017-09-18 05:28:57 PM  
Oh, he does that every day! He is an angry old man who dyes his hair and his skin orange. He gets a little stranger every day, like a pumpkin that somebody fails to throw out the day after Halloween.
 
2017-09-18 05:30:16 PM  
The family name Strange comes from a Franco-British family name, Lestrange. I know because I have both kinds. Stranges and Lestranges in my family tree. It is a very old name, Norman perhaps.
 
2017-09-18 05:33:13 PM  
Endorsing Moore is what he wants to do. Moore has been worshipful of Trump.
He's only endorsing Strange to try to make McConnel happy.
 
2017-09-18 05:33:43 PM  

brantgoose: The family name Strange comes from a Franco-British family name, Lestrange. I know because I have both kinds. Stranges and Lestranges in my family tree. It is a very old name, Norman perhaps.


And Norman was a bugnuts farking lunatic.
 
2017-09-18 05:39:55 PM  
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/seemed oblig
 
2017-09-18 05:39:58 PM  

stoli n coke: brantgoose: The family name Strange comes from a Franco-British family name, Lestrange. I know because I have both kinds. Stranges and Lestranges in my family tree. It is a very old name, Norman perhaps.

And Norman was a bugnuts farking lunatic.


No, you're thinking of his best friend, Cliff.
 
2017-09-18 05:40:06 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [img.fark.net image 313x372]

I'm not going to joke about Roy Moore anymoore. He's a homophobic fascist wrapped up in the flag and using the old testament for his left shoe and the new testament for his right shoe.

Sorry, Roy, but fark off and die.


Every time I see that picture of him, I can't help but think of

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2017-09-18 05:40:40 PM  
Luther Strange is my 14th cousin, not nearly far enough removed. (rimshot) My genealogy joke, everybody!

Abigail (Strange) Chase was the daughter of a Strange. Some Stranges are a little strange. He was a Lot Strange. Lot Strange. (rimshot) Two, two lame genealogy jokes!

4th cousin, 8 times removed.

Just off my maternal line, with a lot of women between us! Cool. I am looking for maternal lineages.

Cherchez la femme! (joke three)

But that is enough about my crazy cousins. You know what is fun? Researching Old Southern Names and the black people who bear them! I find some of my best cousins that way!

Spike Lee, for example. Both Michelle (Robinson) and Barack Hussein Obama, one of my few black cousins who are not cousins by rapey rape on a collateral line.

Want to know how I am related to Jeff Sesions? Me neither! (Woof! There it is!)
 
2017-09-18 05:44:22 PM  
Luther Strange
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 versus strange Luther 
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2017-09-18 05:44:26 PM  
No distance is too far to go for a Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III joke.

Well, maybe I would walk 500 miles and then walk 500 miles, but you would have to provide the booze and it had better not be some lousy Canadian beer or Irish Whiskey. Smooth, single malt Scotch, Bubba!
 
2017-09-18 05:45:02 PM  
That is who this dick, Strange, is replacing. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the pure breed sniff hound.
 
2017-09-18 05:45:37 PM  
Alabama's age of consent is 16. So forgive me, god, mother, if I decide to vacation there.
 
2017-09-18 05:47:09 PM  
Also Luther N. Strange looks like causasian Ted cruz. REALLY CREEPY.

/No you're a towel.
 
2017-09-18 05:47:46 PM  
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Donny: Now I'm gonna grab me some strange!
Ivanka: Daddy, I keep telling you, no. I'm your daughter!
Donny: When in Alabama, do who the Alabamans do.
Ivanka: No! I'm married!
Donny: I move on you like a biatch but I can't get there. And you're married.
Ivanka: Daddy please, this isn't a locker room. This is a rally and this whole conversation has been behind the mic.
Crowd: He's perfect! *Swoon*
 
2017-09-18 05:49:52 PM  
They've got to nail down their base
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2017-09-18 05:59:35 PM  

Catlenfell: Endorsing Moore is what he wants to do. Moore has been worshipful of Trump.
He's only endorsing Strange to try to make McConnel happy.


Exactly.  Roy Moore is a goddamn troglodyte and an abject piece of shiat, so exactly the kind of man Trump gravitates towards.

Plus, Moore is winning and it's hard to imagine Trump willingly endorsing a "loser" in Strange.

My guess is, Yertle kindly asked Trump to back Strange or lose support in the House if this Russia shiat even makes it that far.
 
2017-09-18 06:02:05 PM  

moops: I will be tickled if a crazypants candidate and Republican infighting result in Democrat Doug Jones winning the race.


Sir you whatever you are smoking you have had too much. I suggest seeking medical attention.
 
2017-09-18 06:08:21 PM  
Bebe Le Strange [Heart]

It's got to be you reading my letter
Not your hired hand
I don't know how to say it no better
I love you and the band

Never heard rockin' like you could
Howling like you can
It gets me thinking of Johnny B. Goode
But you know you ain't no man

When I heard you play I knew your
name should be changed
We're all dog panicked and you are to blame
Everybody ought to call you
Bebe le strange
You look so insane
We gave you a name
Bebe le strange

I wish I knew what you're really like
A touch so shy and fine
But the way you move with that guitar
Just gives me other signs
Here's my number give me a sign
Call me...
 
2017-09-18 06:10:47 PM  
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vote strange
 
2017-09-18 06:12:41 PM  

brantgoose: The family name Strange comes from a Franco-British family name, Lestrange. I know because I have both kinds. Stranges and Lestranges in my family tree. It is a very old name, Norman perhaps.


So just a little outside the norm?
 
2017-09-18 06:16:19 PM  
Isn't it amazingly too late now?
 
2017-09-18 06:19:51 PM  

blastoh: maybe he can help unite the red and the yellows while he is down there


No outrage over "blacks and whites?" This is a bit ridiculous, much as I despise Moore.

For the first time, I hope Trump is successful.  Awkward tag, I need you!
 
2017-09-18 06:26:23 PM  

Zerochance: Catlenfell: Endorsing Moore is what he wants to do. Moore has been worshipful of Trump.
He's only endorsing Strange to try to make McConnel happy.

Exactly.  Roy Moore is a goddamn troglodyte and an abject piece of shiat, so exactly the kind of man Trump gravitates towards.

Plus, Moore is winning and it's hard to imagine Trump willingly endorsing a "loser" in Strange.

My guess is, Yertle kindly asked Trump to back Strange or lose support in the House if this Russia shiat even makes it that far.


Wonder if Trump will surprise everybody with  an endorsement of Moore.
 
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