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2017-09-18 11:12:39 AM  
Zerodaysnationalembarassment.jpg
 
2017-09-18 11:12:44 AM  
I have been writing this for a while but I guess one more time. When he is speaking Trump will say absolutely anything that he thinks will get him the biggest applause. He loves the roar of the crowd. What he said before, what he was supposed to say now, what is in his best interest to say now, and what he is supposed to say in the future means utterly nothing.

Once you accept it everything you hear him say starts to make sense.
 
2017-09-18 11:16:10 AM  
He really should be fired out of a cannon into the sun.
 
2017-09-18 11:16:11 AM  
"I actually saw great potential right across the street, to be honest with you, and it was only for the reason that the United Nations was here that that turned out to be such a successful project," he said, immediately after thanking those in attendance at a meeting on UN reform.

The man is a moron.

I'm never not sad anyone thought putting him in charge was a good idea.
 
2017-09-18 11:16:28 AM  

Cold soup: Zerodaysnationalembarassment.jpg


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-18 11:17:00 AM  
Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.
 
2017-09-18 11:19:09 AM  

AntiNerd: I have been writing this for a while but I guess one more time. When he is speaking Trump will say absolutely anything that he thinks will get him the biggest applause. He loves the roar of the crowd. What he said before, what he was supposed to say now, what is in his best interest to say now, and what he is supposed to say in the future means utterly nothing.

Once you accept it everything you hear him say starts to make sense.


Some of his motivation is petty feud servicing. I've seen his speeches on TV (thanks CNN circa summer of 2016) and he loses them constantly when his five  year old mentality takes over which is just about every few sentences. But he always brings it home with the greatest hits.
 
2017-09-18 11:19:52 AM  

monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work


Of course, with the other guy, they probably got at least $800M worth of work - with Trump he would have charged them another $1B licensing fee for the big-ass TRUMP sign he hung up on the side of the main building - and then proceed to not do any other work whatsoever.
 
2017-09-18 11:23:16 AM  
I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace
 
2017-09-18 11:24:00 AM  

monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.


Trump would've just taken the money and sued them for 10 years in court, arguing that, given his record, no sane person would ever give him money to manage.
 
2017-09-18 11:24:10 AM  

Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace


AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....
 
2017-09-18 11:25:45 AM  

dantheman195: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.

Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why


The one who actually pays his workers and does the job he's hired for. You want something done right and well, you pay for it. You want something done half-assed by an idiot whose only concern is walking away with your money, you hire Trump.
 
2017-09-18 11:27:24 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....


Sounds like someone doesn't like the company they keep...
 
2017-09-18 11:28:15 AM  

dantheman195: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.

Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why


lol
Trump dumping sewage into the Hudson
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-and-his-cronies-dumped-24-milli​o​n-gallons-of-sewage-a-day-in-the-hudson-river-report/

Stiffing contractors for their work
http://fortune.com/2016/09/30/donald-trump-stiff-contractors/

Trump fails to complete a project, then tries to sue the bank who loaned him the money so he doesn't have to pay the $40 million he personally guaranteed
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-sued-bank-40m-debt-hou​s​ing-crash-article-1.2648758

Mismanaging projects and properties (just ONE of many examples)
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/panama-development-saga-offers-in​s​ight-trump-business-practices/

Maybe they realized getting involved with Trump is a terrible idea because he screws people and requires Russian money to stay afloat?
 
2017-09-18 11:28:16 AM  

Cold soup: ZerodaysPlanckSecondsnationalembarassment.jpg


FTFM.
 
2017-09-18 11:28:23 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....


Yeah, he's not defensive about that embarrassment at all.
 
2017-09-18 11:29:02 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....


Oh, and let's try this one:
my mom's lovers
 
2017-09-18 11:29:27 AM  
I just want to say my mom's lovers are some very nasty people.
 
2017-09-18 11:29:28 AM  
I actually saw great potential right across the street, to be honest with you, and it was only for the reason that the United Nations was here that that turned out to be such a successful project... So anyway listen, I'll be over across the street after this thing is done ready to chat with anyone who wants make a deal.  But you know, tower rules only people who own property inside can get in.  On the brighter side, there are still some for sale!"

/because we all know this is what he really wanted to say
 
2017-09-18 11:30:13 AM  
Well, well, well...  looks like my mom's lovers have taken to libeling my poor mom who's currently fighting cancer.  That's poor form, my mom's lovers.
 
2017-09-18 11:31:32 AM  
Why the fark hasn't every other country walked out in protest. Does the Eurozone, Australia, NZ, chunks of Africa already under the thumb of the Chinese even need us for anything?
 
2017-09-18 11:31:59 AM  
In other news, I just learned that the alternate form of DF's (FoD) produces the identical response.  I would have at least expected an alternate construction like "lovers of my mom" to commemorate a phrase that hits so close to home.
 
2017-09-18 11:33:04 AM  
It's the new appropriate.
 
2017-09-18 11:33:11 AM  
I'm shocked there weren't any countries who protested him speaking in general.
 
2017-09-18 11:33:23 AM  
I can't wait to see images of every other world leader going about their business, shutting the Tangerine Twit out of the grown-ups work.

Or maybe a little more of this, to remind the world what we voted for:
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-18 11:33:27 AM  

dantheman195: Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why


It's easy to bid low when you know you're gonna stiff your subcontractors.
 
2017-09-18 11:33:50 AM  
When does Donnie demand the other counties pay their share of the rent for UN Plaza?

Cable package ain't cheap!
 
2017-09-18 11:34:38 AM  
TRUMP SENT DOWN TO PRESIDENTIAL GRAPEFRUIT LEAGUE AFTER UN REMARKS

Eight lackluster months, no legislative wins doom portly blowhard


"He's just not ready for the big leagues" according to West Wings skipper Kelly

Angry President destroys TelePrompTer, kicks Ben Carson awake after handing the nuclear football back to Kelly.

Pence scheduled to start Tuesday against the North Korean Nukes
 
2017-09-18 11:34:42 AM  

weddingsinger: dantheman195: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.

Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why

lol
Trump dumping sewage into the Hudson
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-and-his-cronies-dumped-24-millio​n-gallons-of-sewage-a-day-in-the-hudson-river-report/

Stiffing contractors for their work
http://fortune.com/2016/09/30/donald-trump-stiff-contractors/

Trump fails to complete a project, then tries to sue the bank who loaned him the money so he doesn't have to pay the $40 million he personally guaranteed
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-sued-bank-40m-debt-hous​ing-crash-article-1.2648758

Mismanaging projects and properties (just ONE of many examples)
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/panama-development-saga-offers-ins​ight-trump-business-practices/

Maybe they realized getting involved with Trump is a terrible idea because he screws people and requires Russian money to stay afloat?


dantheman sleeps in a bed made up with Trump bedclothes while cuddling a Trump teddy and wearing a Trump hat. And dreams Trump dreams. When he's not whiteknighting for racists on the internet, obviously.

I guess what I'm saying is, serious reponses to him are a waste of your time. Unless you're really bored.
 
2017-09-18 11:34:49 AM  
Hoooooray!!! It did not take much time at all for me to hit my Trump induced "Oh For Fark's Sake" quota for the day.

/it's a pretty low bar at this point
 
2017-09-18 11:34:50 AM  

Karac: Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....

Yeah, he's not defensive about that embarrassment at all.


This is a test.

my mom's lovers.
 
2017-09-18 11:35:13 AM  
Time to play with the filter.
my mom's lovers
my mom's lovers
Drew's Associates
Curtis' Friends
 
2017-09-18 11:35:30 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....


What an asshole.
 
2017-09-18 11:35:47 AM  

Lady J: weddingsinger: dantheman195: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.

Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why

lol
Trump dumping sewage into the Hudson
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-and-his-cronies-dumped-24-millio​n-gallons-of-sewage-a-day-in-the-hudson-river-report/

Stiffing contractors for their work
http://fortune.com/2016/09/30/donald-trump-stiff-contractors/

Trump fails to complete a project, then tries to sue the bank who loaned him the money so he doesn't have to pay the $40 million he personally guaranteed
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-sued-bank-40m-debt-hous​ing-crash-article-1.2648758

Mismanaging projects and properties (just ONE of many examples)
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/panama-development-saga-offers-ins​ight-trump-business-practices/

Maybe they realized getting involved with Trump is a terrible idea because he screws people and requires Russian money to stay afloat?

dantheman sleeps in a bed made up with Trump bedclothes while cuddling a Trump teddy and wearing a Trump hat. And dreams Trump dreams. When he's not whiteknighting for racists on the internet, obviously.

I guess what I'm saying is, serious reponses to him are a waste of your time. Unless you're really bored.


Its this or do my job.

I stand by my decision.

/guess I could be masturbating instead.
 
2017-09-18 11:36:37 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....


Is Google's female dogs friends filterpwned?
 
2017-09-18 11:37:09 AM  

dantheman195: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.

Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why


I guess if by "honest" you mean "crazy cheap because he was going to fark over all his contractors and stiff them", sure.
 
2017-09-18 11:37:16 AM  

Clutch2013: Karac: Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....

Yeah, he's not defensive about that embarrassment at all.

This is a test.

my mom's lovers.


Hmm.

You know, Drew...an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  Maybe if you actually did something about the trolls and racist shiatbirds on this site, there would be considerably less inclination to tie you directly to them.

Just a thought.  Just a thought...
 
2017-09-18 11:37:19 AM  
I keep wishing the rest of the UN would take note of his behavior and have him removed from office for the safety and security of the world.
 
2017-09-18 11:37:34 AM  

Clutch2013: Karac: Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....

Yeah, he's not defensive about that embarrassment at all.

This is a test.

my mom's lovers.


Frends of droo?
 
2017-09-18 11:39:38 AM  

dantheman195: phalamir: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work

Of course, with the other guy, they probably got at least $800M worth of work - with Trump he would have charged them another $1B licensing fee for the big-ass TRUMP sign he hung up on the side of the main building - and then proceed to not do any other work whatsoever.

Its the UN, it is all about kick backs with those corrupt criminals


Trump's company was fired from managing Trump Place, because they did not take care of the building

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/23/the-donald-fired-from-trump-​t​ower-no-longer-manger-new-york-high-rise_n_2006368.html

Trumps Kid was ousted from the board years prior for being a douche.
http://nypost.com/2006/12/10/condos-coup-a-trump-shaker-donald-jr-boo​t​ed-off-board-at-dads-bldg/
 
2017-09-18 11:39:51 AM  

harleyquinnical: I keep wishing the rest of the UN would take note of his behavior and have him removed from office for the safety and security of the world.


The UN doesn't have any authority to remove any country's leader.
 
2017-09-18 11:39:58 AM  

Subtonic: I just want to say my mom's lovers are some very nasty people.


Looks like they're TRYING to kill the post count in these threads.

I can make it through a day's worth of missed threads in one-quarter the time it took before all of my mom's lovers.

I just abandon when the threadshiat gets too deep.
 
2017-09-18 11:40:20 AM  

Lady J: weddingsinger: dantheman195: monoski: Trump bid a half a billion to rehab the UN building and they paid another developer 1.5 billion to do the work. He is still pissed off about the snub.

Trump gave an honest bid, while the competitor gave a bid that included kick backs to the decision makers, guess what one they picked? I wonder why

lol
Trump dumping sewage into the Hudson
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/trump-and-his-cronies-dumped-24-millio​n-gallons-of-sewage-a-day-in-the-hudson-river-report/

Stiffing contractors for their work
http://fortune.com/2016/09/30/donald-trump-stiff-contractors/

Trump fails to complete a project, then tries to sue the bank who loaned him the money so he doesn't have to pay the $40 million he personally guaranteed
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/trump-sued-bank-40m-debt-hous​ing-crash-article-1.2648758

Mismanaging projects and properties (just ONE of many examples)
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/panama-development-saga-offers-ins​ight-trump-business-practices/

Maybe they realized getting involved with Trump is a terrible idea because he screws people and requires Russian money to stay afloat?

dantheman sleeps in a bed made up with Trump bedclothes while cuddling a Trump teddy and wearing a Trump hat. And dreams Trump dreams. When he's not whiteknighting for racists on the internet, obviously.

I guess what I'm saying is, serious reponses to him are a waste of your time. Unless you're really bored.


Its entertaining for me, I like to see trolling flooded with citations to the contrary, leaving said troll with some version of "No, U!" as the only response.
 
2017-09-18 11:42:20 AM  
Just think of all those UN translators who have to convert Drumpf's facial flatulence into some form of coherent structured thoughts.
We should pray for those poor folks today.
 
2017-09-18 11:43:05 AM  

Mouren: Time to play with the filter.
my mom's lovers
my mom's lovers
Drew's Associates
Curtis' Friends


Drew Curtis' mom needs a better class of lovers.
Some real professional mother-lovers, I mean.
 
2017-09-18 11:43:16 AM  

Ambivalence: harleyquinnical: I keep wishing the rest of the UN would take note of his behavior and have him removed from office for the safety and security of the world.

The UN doesn't have any authority to remove any country's leader.


Not directly, no.  Military interventions are a funny thing though
 
2017-09-18 11:44:48 AM  

harleyquinnical: Ambivalence: harleyquinnical: I keep wishing the rest of the UN would take note of his behavior and have him removed from office for the safety and security of the world.

The UN doesn't have any authority to remove any country's leader.

Not directly, no.  Military interventions are a funny thing though


Could they write a strongly worded letter?
 
2017-09-18 11:47:11 AM  
Clutch2013:

Hmm.

You know, Drew...an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  Maybe if you actually did something about the trolls and racist shiatbirds on this site, there would be considerably less inclination to tie you directly to them.

Just a thought.  Just a thought...


There has been a fark of a lot of trolling recently. It's starting to really piss me off.
 
2017-09-18 11:48:06 AM  

Epoch_Zero: Epoch_Zero: I hereby offer up this thread as a sacrifice to my mom's lovers so they may leave the others in peace

AHAHAHA
Filterpwned

D.rew.'s Frie.nds now filters to my mom's lovers....


Wake up at 3 am, have a shot of Makers Mark, change filters.
 
2017-09-18 11:48:19 AM  
My mom loves Drew?
 
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