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(Politico)   We should all be terrified of "Twitter Man VS Rocket Man"   ( politico.com) divider line
    More: Scary, North Korea, George W. Bush, United States, Kim Jong-il, Trump, North Koreans, Trump administration, Kim Il-sung  
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2017-09-18 07:58:37 AM  
The long gas lines in North Korea are just the beginning.
 
2017-09-18 08:04:39 AM  
♪♫ Rocket Maaaannn, eeeating a buffet all alone.
 
2017-09-18 08:07:57 AM  
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2017-09-18 08:34:40 AM  
Yeah, well, Triangle Man hates both of 'em.
 
2017-09-18 08:36:47 AM  
We should be concerned, at best. Being terrified gets in the way of living our lives and is completely unproductive.

Other than as a form of control.
 
2017-09-18 09:07:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The long gas lines in North Korea are just the beginning.


All three of their gas stations have seen marked increases in traffic.
 
2017-09-18 09:27:19 AM  

UberDave: ♪♫ Rocket Maaaannn, eeeating a buffet all alone.


Needs more Rodman.

And what does Trump think he's doing, giving Little Fattie a cool nickname like that?  It's Little Fattie, dammit.  At least get that much right.
 
2017-09-18 09:42:12 AM  
Yea, that Tweet confused me.
 
2017-09-18 09:43:02 AM  
But they're no match...for Kayak Man!!!

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2017-09-18 09:56:29 AM  
What about Particle Man vs. Triangle Man vs. Universe Man vs. Person Man? Maybe add in Robot Man from a weird dream I had back when I was a kid and it would be a Royal Rumble.
 
2017-09-18 10:23:47 AM  
Do not fear that which you cannot control
 
2017-09-18 10:28:02 AM  

Munden: Marcus Aurelius: The long gas lines in North Korea are just the beginning.

All three of their gas stations have seen marked increases in traffic.


Would that be all the cars?  How many cars constitutes a "line"?
 
2017-09-18 10:29:20 AM  
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2017-09-18 10:29:58 AM  
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As a nation, this is our fate.

This is the result of our collective failure.

 
2017-09-18 10:30:24 AM  
They have a fight;
Nobody wins.
 
2017-09-18 10:30:41 AM  
Nikki Haley, allegedly a diplomat, spoke the words, "North Korea will be destroyed," in public, on the record. These shiat-flinging apes may well trigger the end of the world.

Because Orange Man got mocked at a correspondents' dinner, and 60 million rednecks hate browns so much they will follow a circus clown over a cliff.
 
2017-09-18 10:37:54 AM  

Scanty Em: Nikki Haley, allegedly a diplomat, spoke the words, "North Korea will be destroyed," in public, on the record. These shiat-flinging apes may well trigger the end of the world.

Because Orange Man got mocked at a correspondents' dinner, and 60 million rednecks hate browns so much they will follow a circus clown over a cliff.


Remember that Russians gave the North Koreans this newfound missile tech, and as we speak there are 100,000 Russian soldiers in Belarus ready to invade Ukraine and/or the Baltics, and if we commit to North Korea, the US cannot respond to any Russian moves. Bonus for Russia is that any war wrecks the Asian economy, which is dominated by political rival China.

Point is, it's more than just redneck Rubes, Putin is counting on Trump and his gang to start a war to accomplish his ends. Starting this war may in fact be the actual reason behind his collusion with Trump.
 
2017-09-18 10:38:39 AM  
Stop tit teasing me you whores and finish the world off already.

Its never going to happen, we are just going to keep suffering and plodding along as things get worse and worse.  God is not merciful enough to kill us all off.
 
2017-09-18 10:45:43 AM  
Can we do this to both of them?

Nicolas Cage kills the Rocket Man [English]
Youtube Y12_cVX2exw
 
2017-09-18 10:45:53 AM  
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2017-09-18 10:45:56 AM  

xanadian: Yeah, well, Triangle Man hates both of 'em.


Repo-Man still will take your shiat
 
2017-09-18 10:47:07 AM  
Who would win if Trump and Kim Jong Un fought to the death with pool cues in a cage match streamed live over YouTube?

a. Trump
b. Kim Jong Un
c. Anyone with Internet access
 
2017-09-18 10:47:45 AM  

xanadian: Yeah, well, Triangle Man hates both of 'em.


Hollow Man may add sex by surprise
 
2017-09-18 10:52:34 AM  
"Twitter Man, losing his mind out there alone,
And we're all gonna pay for this a long, long time...."
 
2017-09-18 10:56:05 AM  
Hopefully Twitter Man will die a painful death.
 
2017-09-18 10:59:11 AM  

kdawg7736: What about Particle Man vs. Triangle Man vs. Universe Man vs. Person Man? Maybe add in Robot Man from a weird dream I had back when I was a kid and it would be a Royal Rumble.


We're stuck in a really crappy Mega Man sequel.

GET EQUIPPED
WITH
TWITTER BOMB
 
2017-09-18 11:03:40 AM  
As we watch our children die from radiation poisoning, just remember, it will always be the left's fault.

Trump supporter's will NEVER admit fault....EVER.

"Hey, this nuclear winter is still better than hearing Hillary's voice...AMIRITE???"
 
2017-09-18 11:03:59 AM  
The only surprise out of all of this for me is that we have gone nine months without starting a war or nuking the Stock Market.  I'm sure he'll manage both on one day soon.
 
2017-09-18 11:05:00 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: The long gas lines in North Korea are just the beginning.


Trump enjoys seeing people suffer. Just one more of his great leadership qualities.
 
2017-09-18 11:05:48 AM  
To my mind the weak willed chiefs of the US armed services that keep saying, "Orders are Orders," are a bit more terrifying.
 
2017-09-18 11:15:00 AM  
How does this not end with Kim getting what he wants? Because what he wants is to stay in power. If he gets a dozen or so nukes capable of reaching Japan he's got the US over a barrel. I guess it's possible he gets taken out by his own military if they get fed up, but any whiff if disloyalty ends up badly for anyone capable of mounting a coup.
 
2017-09-18 11:25:10 AM  

Scanty Em: Nikki Haley, allegedly a diplomat, spoke the words, "North Korea will be destroyed," in public, on the record. These shiat-flinging apes may well trigger the end of the world.

Because Orange Man got mocked at a correspondents' dinner, and 60 million rednecks hate browns so much they will follow a circus clown over a cliff.


Yeah, her rhetoric went to eleven.  Concerning me more was Trump's boys on the sunday morning news shows yesterday.  I wouldn't be surprised to see Kim STFU for awhile.
 
2017-09-18 11:32:16 AM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: [img.fark.net image 480x386]As a nation, this is our fate. This is the result of our collective failure.


This is the first time I've noticed that Baby Trump has a blowout diaper and shiat on his fingers.
 
2017-09-18 11:35:53 AM  

Pincy: Who would win if Trump and Kim Jong Un fought to the death with pool cues in a cage match streamed live over YouTube?

a. Trump
b. Kim Jong Un
c. Anyone with Internet access


B. Kim by a mile.

Trump would wet his pants, run and scream like a biatch if he got into a fight.
 
2017-09-18 11:42:26 AM  
fta...

Is Trump actually prepared to do what three previous U.S. presidents-for the obvious reason that the costs could be unfathomably high-were not?

S
ure he is.  WTF does he care?  Thank God their are still adults in the room.
 
2017-09-18 11:58:40 AM  
My money's on Particle Man.  As in subatomic particle man.
 
2017-09-18 12:50:05 PM  
Elton John is going to be super pissed when this becomes a thing.
 
2017-09-18 12:51:21 PM  
Subby, we must object to your use of the word "man" in your headline.  It does not apply in either case, Although we would consider "man-child" with appropriate adjectives.
 
2017-09-18 12:54:45 PM  
I'm sure someone's come up with the "fat man vs little boy" joke by now
 
2017-09-18 12:58:40 PM  
With Trump talking about "rocket(man)" and "(fire and)fury", I wonder if he is starting to figure out he's really a Marvel universe villian and knows that the good guys are coming for him?

Sometimes universes merge..
 
2017-09-18 01:05:37 PM  

Zenith: Trump would wet his pants, run and scream like a biatch if he got into a fight


Kim has had family members assassinated. 

And he kills his enemies in creative (brutal) ways.

Trump sends a bagman to fire people discretely
 
2017-09-18 01:30:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: UberDave: ♪♫ Rocket Maaaannn, eeeating a buffet all alone.

Needs more Rodman.

And what does Trump think he's doing, giving Little Fattie a cool nickname like that?  It's Little Fattie, dammit.  At least get that much right.


Agreed. We need to stop legitimizing everything the dementia patient in chief says.
 
2017-09-18 01:37:48 PM  

Scanty Em: Nikki Haley, allegedly a diplomat, spoke the words, "North Korea will be destroyed," in public, on the record. These shiat-flinging apes may well trigger the end of the world.

Because Orange Man got mocked at a correspondents' dinner, and 60 million rednecks hate browns so much they will follow a circus clown over a cliff.


Don't forget Putin. He saw helping Orange Man win the presidency as a way for him to get back some old Soviet glory.
 
2017-09-18 03:36:04 PM  
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2017-09-18 03:43:03 PM  
If Kim Jung Un is "Rocket Man" Then Trump is "Tiny Hands Sir"
 
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