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2017-09-17 11:53:34 PM  
That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonald's
 
2017-09-18 12:05:25 AM  
FTFA: "I guess I should say, at long last, Mr. President, here is your Emmy," Baldwin said while accepting his award, addressing Trump.

Baldwin then grabbed his crotch and said, "I got your Emmy right here, farknuts." Baldwin continued, "and here's two more," raising both arms high, his middle fingers extended.

doglover: That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonald's


Sorry you have to buy your coffee at McDonald's. Maybe if you were a multiple Emmy-winning actor, you'd at least be able to afford Starbucks.
 
2017-09-18 12:09:16 AM  
You think Starbucks coffee is better than McDonald's? Gross.
 
2017-09-18 12:17:06 AM  

doglover: You think Starbucks coffee is better than McDonald's? Gross.


I know at the very least it is more sanitary.  I have my doubts about how often McD employees clean any of the machines.
 
2017-09-18 12:24:55 AM  

harleyquinnical: doglover: You think Starbucks coffee is better than McDonald's? Gross.

I know at the very least it is more sanitary.  I have my doubts about how often McD employees clean any of the machines.


That's where the signature flavor comes from. It's exotic. Like that coffee they pick out of cat poop.
 
2017-09-18 02:33:19 AM  
Beautiful.
 
2017-09-18 03:36:00 AM  
Maybe if Trump had acted like a president he would have won an Emmy instead.
 
2017-09-18 03:36:10 AM  
(Emmy award winning) Hollywood elitists piggybacking on hardworking Real Americans once again.
 
2017-09-18 03:36:19 AM  
Well, since single-ply toilet tissue is thicker than the flesh on even Herr Trump's heels...that ain't much of a feat.

But still...good job Alec.
 
2017-09-18 03:38:04 AM  

doglover: That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonald's


Put.  That coffee. Down.

Coffee is for closers only.

/Baldwin
 
2017-09-18 03:42:05 AM  
Ordinarily I'd say that the President of the United States has better things to worry about that a comedian winning an award for an unflattering impression of him but in this case, you're right, subby. I expect an epic tweet storm in the next 24 hours.
 
2017-09-18 03:43:56 AM  
Umm how about fark you donald trump. POS.
 
2017-09-18 03:43:57 AM  
The saddest thing is, Alec Baldwin would make a better president than Donald J. Trump.

Hell, Charlie Sheen would do a better job.

/winning!
 
2017-09-18 03:47:13 AM  
Emmy-worthy? Meh.

Worth it just for getting sand in Asshole's vagina? Big league.
 
2017-09-18 03:47:13 AM  

bughunter: The saddest thing is, Alec Baldwin would make a better president than Donald J. Trump.

Hell, Charlie Sheen would do a better job.

/winning!


You mean Carlos Estevez:

Machete Kills Official Trailer #2 (2013) - Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen Movie HD
Youtube DwbG64YC-vQ
 
2017-09-18 03:49:44 AM  
Sounds like the cabinet will have to hold another "ten things I admire about president Trump" roundtable.
 
2017-09-18 03:51:35 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: doglover: That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonald's

Put.  That coffee. Down.

Coffee is for closers only.

/Baldwin


Coffee is Life.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-18 03:51:45 AM  

UsikFark: Sounds like the cabinet will have to hold another "ten things I admire about president Trump" roundtable.


You're right.

The idea is horrifying.

But you're right
 
2017-09-18 03:53:49 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: doglover: That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonald's

Put.  That covfefe. Down.

Covfefe is for closers only.

/Baldwin


FTFY
 
2017-09-18 04:03:48 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: UsikFark: Sounds like the cabinet will have to hold another "ten things I admire about president Trump" roundtable.

You're right.

The idea is horrifying.

But you're right


If I'm right at all it's because the last one was (supposedly) intended to abate the president's advanced state of depression. Eric's been hinting that someone in his father's position would be suicidal with all that's going on. I wonder if he got a hollering for saying that. Alec Baldwin kissing an Emmy might be another unshakable hint that many people who watch TV hate Donald. The solution is to have a dozen of his employees tell him he's a good boy who's done nothing wrong.
 
2017-09-18 04:08:58 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ordinarily I'd say that the President of the United States has better things to worry about that a comedian winning an award for an unflattering impression of him but in this case, you're right, subby. I expect an epic tweet storm in the next 24 hours.


Really, you think it will take that long? I'm guessing it will be the first thing he tweets about, before 9am.
 
2017-09-18 04:16:27 AM  
A - Attention         Will this get Trumps Attention?  Yes
I  -  Interest            Will this be Interesting to Trump?  Yes...
D - Decision         Will Trump make a poor decision about it?  Yes
A - ACTION           Will Trump do something? Yes..
 
2017-09-18 04:21:49 AM  
Baldwin's impression is bad.
However, this is A+ trolling by the Emmy voters.
 
2017-09-18 04:25:28 AM  

UsikFark: Commander Lysdexic: UsikFark: Sounds like the cabinet will have to hold another "ten things I admire about president Trump" roundtable.

You're right.

The idea is horrifying.

But you're right

If I'm right at all it's because the last one was (supposedly) intended to abate the president's advanced state of depression. Eric's been hinting that someone in his father's position would be suicidal with all that's going on. I wonder if he got a hollering for saying that. Alec Baldwin kissing an Emmy might be another unshakable hint that many people who watch TV hate Donald. The solution is to have a dozen of his employees tell him he's a good boy who's done nothing wrong.


Maybe they can create the Trump Awards and award it to Trump.
 
2017-09-18 04:25:32 AM  
Alec Baldwin wins an Emmy because Trump was elected president.

That's a mixed tragedy not seen since Eric Clapton won a Grammy because his four-year-old son fell from a fifty-story window.
 
2017-09-18 04:36:52 AM  

UsikFark: Commander Lysdexic: UsikFark: Sounds like the cabinet will have to hold another "ten things I admire about president Trump" roundtable.

You're right.

The idea is horrifying.

But you're right

If I'm right at all it's because the last one was (supposedly) intended to abate the president's advanced state of depression. Eric's been hinting that someone in his father's position would be suicidal with all that's going on. I wonder if he got a hollering for saying that. Alec Baldwin kissing an Emmy might be another unshakable hint that many people who watch TV hate Donald. The solution is to have a dozen of his employees tell him he's a good boy who's done nothing wrong.


They can say it's the coastal elites circle jerking while real Murkins are MAGAing.
 
2017-09-18 04:40:04 AM  
Is it attention? Then no, it won't piss him off.
 
2017-09-18 04:45:01 AM  
Time to get another cup of Life..
 
2017-09-18 04:48:48 AM  

Alphax: Bill_Wick's_Friend: doglover: That and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonald's

Put.  That coffee. Down.

Coffee is for closers only.

/Baldwin

Coffee is Life.

[img.fark.net image 200x153]


Agrees:
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2017-09-18 04:52:44 AM  

batlock666: Maybe they can create the Trump Awards and award it to Trump.


The Trumpies! Where they award a goldchrome-sprayed pewter statue of the man himself, a set of hulk hands, and a gift basket full of burned meat and box wine. Later, you find your car was towed because the venue doesn't actually own the lot.
 
2017-09-18 04:53:22 AM  
Melissa McCarthy won, too.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-18 04:55:31 AM  

uberaverage: Baldwin's impression is bad.


I disagree. It's cartoonish but Trump's a cartoon. And he's got Trump's physical repulsiveness down pat. And somehow, he even makes his hands seem smaller.
 
2017-09-18 05:56:43 AM  
So people that make tv shows sit around stroking it while talking about how great their shows are?  Polls show most people don't even watch the crappy shows that win. Wake me up when snl wins something viewer voted.
Why isn't this in entertainment anyway?
 
2017-09-18 05:59:58 AM  
"Today, actor Alec Balwin was killed when he was hit by a barrage of Titleist golf balls coming from Air Force One."
 
2017-09-18 06:11:08 AM  

wardog84: So people that make tv shows sit around stroking it while talking about how great their shows are?  Polls show most people don't even watch the crappy shows that win. Wake me up when snl wins something viewer voted.
Why isn't this in entertainment anyway?


You sound upset. If it makes you feel any better, it *is* in the Entertainment section as well.
 
2017-09-18 06:18:24 AM  
The Ghost Of Trump Tweets Past pays another visit.

img.fark.net

Which will make his inevitable "Alec Baldwin and SNL are FAILING!!!!" tweets even more amusing.
 
2017-09-18 06:27:08 AM  
Maximum trolling
 
2017-09-18 06:36:25 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: harleyquinnical: doglover: You think Starbucks coffee is better than McDonald's? Gross.

I know at the very least it is more sanitary.  I have my doubts about how often McD employees clean any of the machines.

That's where the signature flavor comes from. It's exotic. Like that coffee they pick out of cat poop.


Weasel poop.
 
2017-09-18 06:39:58 AM  
 
2017-09-18 06:51:33 AM  

stirfrybry: Baldwin is an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug


Yelling at his daughter without once alluding to wanting to screw her? Low energy. Sad.

You got some orange dust on your lip there, bud.
 
2017-09-18 06:56:43 AM  

stirfrybry: Baldwin is an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug


Quick! You can't defend Trump so try and discredit the people taking the piss out of him! Here's an idea... why don't you bring up Hillary!
 
2017-09-18 07:01:01 AM  

stirfrybry: Baldwin is an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug


Hey, squirt.........
Fark your feelings.
 
2017-09-18 07:04:51 AM  

razyjean: Snapper Carr: Ordinarily I'd say that the President of the United States has better things to worry about that a comedian winning an award for an unflattering impression of him but in this case, you're right, subby. I expect an epic tweet storm in the next 24 hours.

Really, you think it will take that long? I'm guessing it will be the first thing he tweets about, before 9am.


"Failing" SNL won 7 Emmys, including 3 for the people who dogged out Two Scoops and two of  his favorite lackeys. If he makes it to 9AM without tweeting about it, I'll be very surprised.
 
2017-09-18 07:16:26 AM  

kling_klang_bed: The Ghost Of Trump Tweets Past pays another visit.

[img.fark.net image 516x354]

Which will make his inevitable "Alec Baldwin and SNL are FAILING!!!!" tweets even more amusing.


I love how he says "the Emmys are BORING! I'll watch something ELSE!" and then proceeds to tweet and be buthurt about the Emmys...
 
2017-09-18 07:25:28 AM  

cards fan by association: kling_klang_bed: The Ghost Of Trump Tweets Past pays another visit.

[img.fark.net image 516x354]

Which will make his inevitable "Alec Baldwin and SNL are FAILING!!!!" tweets even more amusing.

I love how he says "the Emmys are BORING! I'll watch something ELSE!" and then proceeds to tweet and be buthurt about the Emmys...


Anyone think he actually watches football?
 
2017-09-18 07:26:34 AM  

batlock666: UsikFark: Commander Lysdexic: UsikFark: Sounds like the cabinet will have to hold another "ten things I admire about president Trump" roundtable.

You're right.

The idea is horrifying.

But you're right

If I'm right at all it's because the last one was (supposedly) intended to abate the president's advanced state of depression. Eric's been hinting that someone in his father's position would be suicidal with all that's going on. I wonder if he got a hollering for saying that. Alec Baldwin kissing an Emmy might be another unshakable hint that many people who watch TV hate Donald. The solution is to have a dozen of his employees tell him he's a good boy who's done nothing wrong.

Maybe they can create the Trump Awards and award it to Trump.


Wouldn't be the first time.
 
2017-09-18 07:28:23 AM  

Almea Tarrant: cards fan by association: kling_klang_bed: The Ghost Of Trump Tweets Past pays another visit.

[img.fark.net image 516x354]

Which will make his inevitable "Alec Baldwin and SNL are FAILING!!!!" tweets even more amusing.

I love how he says "the Emmys are BORING! I'll watch something ELSE!" and then proceeds to tweet and be buthurt about the Emmys...

Anyone think he actually watches football?


Not since that league he tried to start in the 80s bombed.
 
2017-09-18 07:33:33 AM  

Almea Tarrant: cards fan by association: kling_klang_bed: The Ghost Of Trump Tweets Past pays another visit.

[img.fark.net image 516x354]

Which will make his inevitable "Alec Baldwin and SNL are FAILING!!!!" tweets even more amusing.

I love how he says "the Emmys are BORING! I'll watch something ELSE!" and then proceeds to tweet and be buthurt about the Emmys...

Anyone think he actually watches football?


It gives him traumatic flashbacks from the days he was playing college football with a bone spur while on deferment. The experience was so horrific that he couldn't remember which foot the spur was on.
 
2017-09-18 07:35:08 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Alec Baldwin wins an Emmy because Trump was elected president.

That's a mixed tragedy not seen since Eric Clapton won a Grammy because his four-year-old son fell from a fifty-story window.


Don't forget this fact, you can't get him back.
 
2017-09-18 07:43:18 AM  
Remember when Alec Baldwin was an insufferable asshole instead of the nations sweetheart?
 
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