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(ESPN)   Will the Patriots be able to get their first win down in the Big Easy, can the Browns beat the Ravens, who will win when Dallas takes on Denver? It's your Week 2 NFL Sunday football thread starting at 1pm ET on CBS/FOX   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-09-17 02:36:38 AM  

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GOOOOOOOD MORNING, FARK DOT COM!!! XD



The 1st week of the season was a little... let's just say, "nuts". Hopefully, Week 2 will be less chaotic, but I doubt it. Especially since I plan to pour gasoline on the fires of the respective fandoms right now! It's time again for Captain Steroid's...

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My picks for today are as follows:

- Baltimore beats the Browns once more. Quoth the Raven, "They'll never score!"

- Buccaneers homecoming spoiled by DA' Bears!

- Sam Bradford CLAIMS he's not hurt, but the Steelers' D will put that to the test. Pittsburgh wins their home opener against Minnesota!

- Brady vs Brees for the EARLY game?! This is gonna be a QB duel for the ages! Final score: Patriots 38, Saints 34!

- I Wish You Peace, Eagles fans, because your team's about to get jacked by a disturbingly-good Chiefs team in KC!

- Titans trounce the Jaguars! Sorry, Bunny, but the balance MUST be restored! :-(

- Cardinals grant last rites to the OTHER Ponies!

- The Dream is still alive! Buffalo retains their AFC East lead after an improbable win in Carolina!

- Jets crash in Oakland, and nothing of value is lost!

- Dolphins embarrass the Chargers in their L.A. debut! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH! XD

- Seattle bests Santa Clara in the Toilet Bowl!

- LA shows Washington how to Ram It!

- PONIES... are gonna get their plots kicked by the Dallas Cows. ;_;

- Sunday Night PACKERRRRRS!!! :D

Those are my picks for today. Use them if you want, but don't blame me if you get them wrong. ^_-
 
2017-09-17 02:52:26 AM  
I really don't think my Saints are going to do anything this year... but PLEASE win today so all the talking heads on ESPN can explode.

/Even if the Pats lose they're still going to make the playoffs and go deep.  Anyone smart knows this.
 
2017-09-17 06:41:21 AM  
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2017-09-17 09:15:01 AM  

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\with apologies to the Saints fans in the audience....
 
2017-09-17 09:21:43 AM  
Bradford and OBJ are a game time decisions- big for pick 'em leagues.

Pats could be in trouble with Amendola, Hightower, and McCourtey out.
 
2017-09-17 09:43:56 AM  
I hope Atlanta's offense is better than last week.
 
2017-09-17 09:47:49 AM  
Walldick, where you at?
 
2017-09-17 10:03:09 AM  

FriarReb98: [img.fark.net image 500x308][i.pinimg.com image 564x517]\with apologies to the Saints fans in the audience....


I can buy the Dark Lord of the Sith thing, but Belichick wearing sleeves? That's ridiculous.
 
2017-09-17 10:18:43 AM  
Hmm... I wonder what they are discussing on Fark this morning?

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2017-09-17 10:19:39 AM  
It's football !

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2017-09-17 10:29:37 AM  

Dr.Fey: Hmm... I wonder what they are discussing on Fark this morning?

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Yes please.
 
2017-09-17 10:47:54 AM  
If you find the Patriots insufferable it's not for you, but if you are a fan of good situational football you really need to check out "Do Your Job Pt 2".
 
2017-09-17 11:01:34 AM  

jaylectricity: If you find the Patriots insufferable it's not for you, but if you are a fan of good situational football you really need to check out "Do Your Job Pt 2".


In other words, you don't expect anybody to click on this.
 
2017-09-17 11:08:42 AM  
Pats need to watch the gaps on defense and stop having that damn 4th quarter collapse.
 
2017-09-17 11:12:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: Pats need to watch the gaps on defense and stop having that damn 4th quarter collapse.


Now you're just being silly. How many 4th quarter collapses have the Patriots ever had under Belichick?

I can only think of last week and the 2006 AFC Championship game against the Colts.
 
2017-09-17 11:13:36 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: jaylectricity: If you find the Patriots insufferable it's not for you, but if you are a fan of good situational football you really need to check out "Do Your Job Pt 2".

In other words, you don't expect anybody to click on this.


I know, right? The link actually goes to an SBNation review of it. I don't know if its available online or not.
 
2017-09-17 11:16:50 AM  

jaylectricity: Jake Havechek: Pats need to watch the gaps on defense and stop having that damn 4th quarter collapse.

Now you're just being silly. How many 4th quarter collapses have the Patriots ever had under Belichick?

I can only think of last week and the 2006 AFC Championship game against the Colts.


Well they don't lose every time it happens, but they give up way too many points, right near the end.

Then again, the Vegas bookies take a bath on a blown point spread, so maybe that's a good thing.
 
2017-09-17 11:25:31 AM  
Oh...gambling. No sympathy, brother.
 
2017-09-17 11:26:10 AM  
Vikings fans I know you're all excited about how good Bradford looked last week but..

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THIS will be your starter today

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2017-09-17 11:28:42 AM  

jaylectricity: Oh...gambling. No sympathy, brother.


No, I don't gamble, I just to see the opposing team get buried and gamblers and bookies lose their shirts.
 
2017-09-17 11:30:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: jaylectricity: Oh...gambling. No sympathy, brother.

No, I don't gamble, I just ______________ to see the opposing team get buried and gamblers and bookies lose their shirts.


Oh ok. I notice you left out one word. That word is either "love" or "hate".
 
2017-09-17 11:30:57 AM  
Love!
 
2017-09-17 11:38:25 AM  

Professor Farksworth: Vikings fans I know you're all excited about how good Bradford looked last week but..

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THIS will be your starter today

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OK...guess I'll be switching my pick on that game.
 
2017-09-17 12:08:53 PM  
So early returns are that Rex Ryan sucks as a broadcaster so far and Tony Romo is... actually really, really good.
 
2017-09-17 12:09:11 PM  
What is a Case Keenum?
 
2017-09-17 12:10:23 PM  
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Oh well....

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2017-09-17 12:13:09 PM  
This week I get to watch Philly vs Chefs, Raiders vs Jests and awww jeez not the damn 49ers again. This is bull poop.

What games do you get?
 
2017-09-17 12:13:52 PM  
Here it is: How to lose all the points in your Pick 'Em League!
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Dammit, oops. I took Green Bay over Atlanta tonight...now sure why that's not showing?

I'll go change it and change it back, see if that saves it correctly...
 
2017-09-17 12:13:58 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What is a Case Keenum?


Sounds like a kind of tractor or backhoe
 
2017-09-17 12:15:08 PM  

Captain Steroid: - I Wish You Peace, Eagles fans, because your team's about to get jacked by a disturbingly-good Chiefs team in KC!

Those are my picks for today. Use them if you want, but don't blame me if you get them wrong. ^_-


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2017-09-17 12:15:19 PM  
Hai all!  :)

Will be watching the Steelers game today.  Going to a friend's house to hang out with them later so only get to watch about half of the Redskins' game. Which is probably for the best...
 
2017-09-17 12:15:58 PM  
Football doesn't start until 9pm tomorrow.
 
2017-09-17 12:16:34 PM  
Oh and I'm going to be making some Oreo truffles in a few minutes!  :D
 
2017-09-17 12:18:22 PM  

mikaloyd: This week I get to watch Philly vs Chefs, Raiders vs Jests and awww jeez not the damn 49ers again. This is bull poop.

What games do you get?


Whatever I want because I'm a morally challenged streamer.

So, Panthers - Bills, Dallas - Denver, and the late game.

/howdy all
 
2017-09-17 12:18:36 PM  

Army dude: Football doesn't start until 9pm tomorrow.


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2017-09-17 12:19:21 PM  

xaks: Here it is: How to lose all the points in your Pick 'Em League!
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Dammit, oops. I took Green Bay over Atlanta tonight...now sure why that's not showing?

I'll go change it and change it back, see if that saves it correctly...


Rankings slut!
 
2017-09-17 12:19:39 PM  
Probably going to miss the early games for beer run/grocery reasons. Plan to be back to watch the Skins go 0-2 though.

/Maybe Cousins & Pryor will get their shiat together
//Or Jordan Reed will be open & unhurt
///Threes.
 
2017-09-17 12:21:52 PM  

mikaloyd: This week I get to watch Philly vs Chefs, Raiders vs Jests and awww jeez not the damn 49ers again. This is bull poop.

What games do you get?


Bills/Panthers then Redzone.  TD's!

/So happy we can get GamePass for a reasonable price in Canuckistan this year.
 
2017-09-17 12:26:12 PM  

mikaloyd: This week I get to watch Philly vs Chefs, Raiders vs Jests and awww jeez not the damn 49ers again. This is bull poop.

What games do you get?


I got Sunday Ticket ($85 because student deal + $15 off for listening to a Ringer podcast) just to watch my Chefs in Wisconsin and switch to RedZone during commercials. KC and Philly is the best of the early games, followed by NE vs NO and... a lot of crap now that Bradford is out for Minnesota. TEN/JAX might be interesting.

The only bad afternoon game is Raiders and Jets.

Bring it the f*ck on.
 
2017-09-17 12:31:04 PM  

mikaloyd: This week I get to watch Philly vs Chefs, Raiders vs Jests and awww jeez not the damn 49ers again. This is bull poop.

What games do you get?


Pats at Saints, Vikes at Steelers, Boys at Broncs.  Almost makes up for getting stuck with Jets Bills and Eagles Skins last week .
 
2017-09-17 12:32:30 PM  

FriarReb98: mikaloyd: This week I get to watch Philly vs Chefs, Raiders vs Jests and awww jeez not the damn 49ers again. This is bull poop.

What games do you get?

Pats at Saints, Vikes at Steelers, Boys at Broncs.  Almost makes up for getting stuck with Jets Bills and Eagles Skins last week .


Nice
 
2017-09-17 12:38:12 PM  
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In other news, I'm currently in the midst of my 85th hour at work since Monday.
/Thank FSM for time and a half.
//I need a drink
///Actually, just bring me the bottle
 
2017-09-17 12:41:16 PM  

FriarReb98: [img.fark.net image 500x308][i.pinimg.com image 564x517]\with apologies to the Saints fans in the audience....


For you:

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2017-09-17 12:41:29 PM  
Let's go Phins!!
 
2017-09-17 12:42:08 PM  
WTF is this role-playing game Cowher is doing on CBS?
 
2017-09-17 12:43:19 PM  

HeathenHealer: [i.imgflip.com image 320x480]

Oh well....

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And for you:

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2017-09-17 12:44:32 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Vikings fans I know you're all excited about how good Bradford looked last week but..

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THIS will be your starter today

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2017-09-17 12:46:04 PM  
I'm actually at a computer and able to post this week!  That being said:

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2017-09-17 12:47:43 PM  

geom_00: I'm actually at a computer and able to post this week!  That being said:

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I like 3rd part hosting this week. I'm starting their QB in most of my FF leagues.
 
2017-09-17 12:48:14 PM  
Won't get to post for the Dallas game.  Going to fiance's bff house.  She's a bronco fan and we have a bet down.
 
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