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(Kitchener Record)   Banana-hammock hemp-head hipster is getting his bong returned from the po-po. His shrewd move of protesting semi-nude paid off   ( therecord.com) divider line
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2017-09-16 06:16:22 PM  
And people ask why I moved away from there
 
2017-09-16 06:27:07 PM  
I think the term "semi-nude" needs to go. You either are or are not nude.
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-16 07:15:50 PM  
How many hyphens has the hippy's headline? Hseveral!
 
2017-09-16 08:12:59 PM  

433: How many hyphens has the hippy's headline? Hseveral!


I was gonna ask if there had been a hyphen sale.
 
2017-09-16 08:13:04 PM  
Hipster trifecta in play.
 
2017-09-16 08:14:37 PM  
Hero tag not working?
 
2017-09-16 08:21:12 PM  
Some people are just so damn

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/don't ever go changing
 
2017-09-16 08:24:46 PM  
I dunno. Hard to see anything wrong with this. Congrats to the nude stoner
 
2017-09-16 08:32:19 PM  
"I had an issue with the vending machine"
 
2017-09-16 08:43:50 PM  

Dr.Fey: "I had an issue with the vending machine"


Suspect was heard yelling "JUST GIMME MY farkING FUNYUNS YOU STUPID farkING MACHINE"
 
2017-09-16 08:51:26 PM  
I can sleep tonight.
 
2017-09-16 08:58:54 PM  
He's a free roamer
 
2017-09-16 09:04:58 PM  
Subby,I like your style
 
2017-09-16 09:06:11 PM  
Several weeks of protesting for a bong?

The article didn't mention if he's employed.
 
2017-09-16 09:17:37 PM  

scotchcrotch: Several weeks of protesting for a bong?

The article didn't mention if he's employed.


"Was employed" is what you're looking for here.
 
2017-09-16 09:26:48 PM  
Since when is a thong considered public nudity?
 
2017-09-16 09:40:48 PM  
...if I keep drinking, will the headline eventually make sense?
 
2017-09-16 09:43:11 PM  

TwilightZone: Since when is a thong considered public nudity?


There are actually pretty specific rules on that in a lot of municipalities.
 
2017-09-16 10:58:42 PM  

Dr.Fey: "I had an issue with the vending machine"


Yea.  Bad Grandpa did it better.
 
2017-09-16 11:38:18 PM  

DubtodaIll: TwilightZone: Since when is a thong considered public nudity?

There are actually pretty specific rules on that in a lot of municipalities.


Well, he is wearing shoes.
 
2017-09-17 07:12:38 AM  

DubtodaIll: TwilightZone: Since when is a thong considered public nudity?

There are actually pretty specific rules on that in a lot of municipalities.


CSB

There ince was a surfer in Huntington Beach who got pissed at all the turistas, so he decided to go surfing with Big Al and the boys stuffed into a tube sock. Busted by the HB police for indecent exposure. When it went to court, he was found not guilty, because his junk was covered by a sock.

/also first amendment issues
//but it's legal to go surfing in HB with a sock iver your willie
 
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