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(Business Insider)   Mueller obtained a warrant for Facebook accounts associated with the Russian interference investigation. Meaning, he proved to a judge that there is reason to believe a crime has been committed   ( businessinsider.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Magistrate, search warrant, election interference, President Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Russian election interference, Donald Trump, Facebook  
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2017-09-16 12:34:09 PM  
The over/ under on number of felony charges from the Mueller investigation is 100. I am taking the over.
 
2017-09-16 01:08:41 PM  
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2017-09-16 01:17:58 PM  
Do it, you farking stallion.
 
2017-09-16 01:31:51 PM  
Oh, this could get interesting. I suppose I should invest in both salt and butter shares to match the popcorn stock I have.
 
2017-09-16 04:39:37 PM  
This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.
 
2017-09-16 05:14:15 PM  
So it is getting good.  Where should I have a seat?
 
2017-09-16 05:20:21 PM  
Search Friendster.
 
2017-09-16 05:24:40 PM  
Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?
 
2017-09-16 05:26:35 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.


Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]
 
2017-09-16 05:27:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]


Foreigners can still be indicted for crimes committed in the US
 
2017-09-16 05:27:57 PM  
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2017-09-16 05:28:42 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]


Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?
 
2017-09-16 05:28:56 PM  

harleyquinnical: So it is getting good.  Where should I have a seat?


Over there?

Wait, no, that's something else.
 
2017-09-16 05:30:17 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?


Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?
 
2017-09-16 05:31:29 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]


His mandate covers any crime that arises from the investigation.  Any crime.
 
2017-09-16 05:31:45 PM  

Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?


As if there was EVER a bad time to suck each other's dicks...
 
2017-09-16 05:33:51 PM  
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2017-09-16 05:34:28 PM  
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2017-09-16 05:34:35 PM  
Mueller/Biden 2020.
 
2017-09-16 05:37:50 PM  
Does Mueller have a Facebook page? Because I want to give it a 'like.'
 
stk [TotalFark]
2017-09-16 05:38:27 PM  

Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?


It's never bad to practice I guess.
 
2017-09-16 05:39:26 PM  

Smoking GNU: Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?

Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?


There would be more than extradition to worry about I'd think. I only have my GED in law via correspondence course but I think assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc.
 
2017-09-16 05:40:55 PM  

Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 356x200]


The feeling of impatience is almost unbearable with this shiat, and every day when one of his horrible appointees (Sessions, DeVoss, etc.) does some new horrible thing to hurt our country it only gets worse.

But no matter what, it's most important that Mueller does his job RIGHT, and doesn't fark it up. I hope he takes just as much time as that takes. It sucks that can't be faster... but in the end it's for the best.

As they say, you only get one shot at the king... so you better make damn sure you don't miss.
 
2017-09-16 05:41:14 PM  
the fun starts when the assets start to be frozen.  party time!
 
2017-09-16 05:43:24 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Smoking GNU: Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?

Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?

There would be more than extradition to worry about I'd think. I only have my GED in law via correspondence course but I think assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc.


*strokes chin thoughtfully*

I wonder what upstanding American citizen had sold properties to wealthy but shady Russkies.... And how those incredibly reduced price sales might reflect on said Patriotic American®
 
2017-09-16 05:43:43 PM  

elffster: the fun starts when the assets start to be frozen.  party time!


Hehehe.  666 Park Avenue is going to be a fun time.
 
2017-09-16 05:45:41 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Smoking GNU: Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?

Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?

There would be more than extradition to worry about I'd think. I only have my GED in law via correspondence course but I think assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc.


"assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc."

Rats, now I have to explain this silly grin.
 
2017-09-16 05:47:15 PM  
For the rest of our lives, we will be watching movies and television series about the Mueller investigation and Trump presidency.   It will be like the Star Wars franchise on steroids.
 
2017-09-16 05:48:27 PM  
Of course he was able to obtain a warrant. He showed the judge a picture of Trump and said, "Just look at this Motherf**ker."
 
2017-09-16 05:51:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]


Bin Laden got charged with the WTC bombings.
 
2017-09-16 05:52:30 PM  

Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?


Of course.  What does that have to do with the investigation though?
 
2017-09-16 05:53:56 PM  

RJReves: Hillbilly Jim: Smoking GNU: Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?

Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?

There would be more than extradition to worry about I'd think. I only have my GED in law via correspondence course but I think assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc.

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

I wonder what upstanding American citizen had sold properties to wealthy but shady Russkies.... And how those incredibly reduced price sales might reflect on said Patriotic American®


Reduced?  What are you, nuts?  He overcharged them.  For instance, the house in Florida he bought for $40 million in 2004 was sold in 2008, at the worst of the real estate crash, to a Russian billionaire for $100 million.  The real estate agent doesn't think the new buyer ever moved in.
 
2017-09-16 05:58:36 PM  

weddingsinger: RJReves: Hillbilly Jim: Smoking GNU: Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?

Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?

There would be more than extradition to worry about I'd think. I only have my GED in law via correspondence course but I think assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc.

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

I wonder what upstanding American citizen had sold properties to wealthy but shady Russkies.... And how those incredibly reduced price sales might reflect on said Patriotic American®

Reduced?  What are you, nuts?  He overcharged them.  For instance, the house in Florida he bought for $40 million in 2004 was sold in 2008, at the worst of the real estate crash, to a Russian billionaire for $100 million.  The real estate agent doesn't think the new buyer ever moved in.


I knew it was a multi-room washing machine..

Everyone involved in the sale made moola off it.
 
2017-09-16 05:59:06 PM  

darkeyes: For the rest of our lives, we will be watching movies and television series about the Mueller investigation and Trump presidency.   It will be like the Star Wars franchise on steroids.


So like JFK the movie? And all the conspiracy shows about his assassination?
 
2017-09-16 06:04:14 PM  

Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-16 06:08:28 PM  

Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?


I guess we can start now.  Any time is good as another.
 
2017-09-16 06:12:45 PM  

stk: Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?

It's never bad to practice I guess.


i'll_allow_it.jpg
 
2017-09-16 06:14:52 PM  

Weatherkiss: Time to start sucking each other's dicks yet?


scans thread...  You're not here for the hunting, are you?
 
2017-09-16 06:32:03 PM  
So many dicks, so little time.
 
2017-09-16 06:34:52 PM  
FTA:  The House Intelligence Committee also wants to interview the digital director for Trump's campaign, Brad Parscale, who worked closely with Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner.

Kushner was put in charge of the campaign's entire data operation and is  now being scrutinized by the FBI over his contacts with Russia's ambassador and the CEO of a sanctioned Russian bank in December.

Facebook said in its initial statement that about 25% of the ads purchased by Russians during the election "were geographically targeted," and many analysts have found it difficult to believe that foreign entities would have had the kind of granular knowledge of American politics necessary to target specific demographics and voting precincts.

In a post-election interview, Kushner told Forbes that he had been keenly interested in Facebook's "micro-targeting" capabilities from early on.


Hmmm... so Trump could be taken down by the actions ofarkushner))) and (((Zuckerberg))), eh?

"I bet the Joos er, globalists did this!"
 
2017-09-16 06:35:37 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: Smoking GNU: Hillbilly Jim: Gyrfalcon: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.

Not likely. Mueller's mandate only covers America.

[rubs hands together gleefully]

Foreigners can be charged for crimes can't they?

Well yeah. How do you think extradition works?

There would be more than extradition to worry about I'd think. I only have my GED in law via correspondence course but I think assets in the US could be seized/frozen for say any rich Russian oligarch that bought property here etc.


Careful about posting your qualifications online, that's how you end up getting an invite to the trumpee legal defense team.
 
2017-09-16 06:38:28 PM  
The good news popcorn will be so rare after all this we can sell it to the Chinese as an aphrodisiac.
 
2017-09-16 06:43:26 PM  
When a reporter approached Mueller for comment he overheard the following conversation:  pics.onsizzle.com
 
2017-09-16 06:50:52 PM  
I don't ever remember any of the investigations of Hillary getting to the 'warrant' phase, and now Trump's only investigation has yielded two that we know about.
 
2017-09-16 06:51:25 PM  
My friend assures me this is just a libby lie, judge is probably fake, paid for by soros out of the protestor funds.

If it was real, un fake  unslanted real news like brightbert or stormfront, or trumps own mouth would tell us.
 
2017-09-16 06:53:25 PM  
I'm wondering if civil forfeiture can be used against Trump's assets without charging him with a crime. You can't pardon that now can you? I'm sure New York and other states can get the ball rolling.
 
2017-09-16 07:04:35 PM  
When asked by Faceboom for a copy of the warrant, the only reply was the long, slow sound of Mueller's zipper, followed by a heavy thud.
 
2017-09-16 07:06:34 PM  
Sessions directed federal prosecutors to seek max punishment for crimes, I wonder if those caught up in this understand what is in store for them.
 
2017-09-16 07:09:04 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: This is spreading wide. I can see a lot of people implicated in this... although most are foreigners.


Catch enough foreigners and they'll probably nail a good number of Trump's people in the process.
 
2017-09-16 07:13:44 PM  
Speaking of Russian money laundering and Donald Trump, here is an interesting book I came across this week.

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On page 132 of Red Mafiya, Friedman is detailing the whereabouts of a Russian mobster and mentions, as an aside, that this mobster had a direct line into the Trump organization, and that the Taj Mahal, Trump's casino, was the favorite money laundering operation of Russian gangsters in the United States.

The book was published in the year 2000, long before Trump running for President was being discussed.
 
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