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(The Local)   Court asks if donkey at fault for mistaking orange sports car for carrot   ( thelocal.de) divider line
    More: Amusing, Automobile, Mclaren 650S Spider, Vehicle, Wheel, Hesse, PARK, Damage, Money  
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2386 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2017 at 4:46 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-09-16 03:23:37 PM  
What an ass.
 
2017-09-16 04:51:39 PM  
Horses and donkeys like eating car paint. Don't know the explanation of why but I have the $500 bill to fix 6 deep scratches in my car's hood to prove it. They've done the same to other cars we've owned.
 
2017-09-16 04:53:57 PM  
Additionally, my car isn't even remotely orange, or the color of anything you'd want to eat.
 
2017-09-16 04:54:37 PM  
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2017-09-16 04:55:55 PM  
Stay out of Oatman.
 
2017-09-16 05:11:57 PM  
seize his ass ets
 
2017-09-16 05:14:51 PM  
6,000€ left unpaid?  let's hope the owner does have to sell his ass to cover those damages

more likely than you'd think :p
 
2017-09-16 05:15:41 PM  
n't*

goddamnitsomuch
 
2017-09-16 05:19:25 PM  
Don't let him around Trump
 
2017-09-16 05:23:26 PM  
If you can afford a 650S Spider, you can afford to pay 6K.
 
2017-09-16 05:23:29 PM  
Sue his ass, good luck with that, does the ass have insurance?
 
2017-09-16 05:27:29 PM  
i would've went for the headline:

€6k unpaid in repair bill to fix ass hole
 
2017-09-16 05:34:18 PM  
I did a GIS for McLaren and got nothing but pictures of cars, many one pit crew, and something that might be a Batmobile:

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You have to admit, that it does look more like a bat than any car that Batman has ever driven.
 
2017-09-16 05:35:00 PM  
No carrots. Apparently AI and Google agree, McClarens do not look like carrots.
 
2017-09-16 05:35:32 PM  
Damnit...that's not the kind of donkey show I paid for!
 
2017-09-16 05:48:04 PM  

guestguy: Damnit...that's not the kind of donkey show I paid for!


You need to go to Tijuana for that.
 
2017-09-16 05:50:20 PM  

ClavellBCMI: guestguy: Damnit...that's not the kind of donkey show I paid for!

You need to go to Tijuana for that.


Now you tell me...
 
2017-09-16 06:23:06 PM  
Just saying, Germany does have some interesting clubs. Berlin esp.
 
2017-09-16 07:59:08 PM  
Stop anthropomorphizing animals -- they hate that.
 
2017-09-16 08:17:42 PM  
I'm afraid the donkey should have to pony up. He got out of his paddock, therefore is his ass.
 
2017-09-16 08:54:02 PM  
Did anyone notice that the McLaren was parked in a Handicap spot?  Does the owner have a permit?  This might damage his case, eh?
 
2017-09-16 11:21:14 PM  
RIP Rob Schneider
 
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