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(ESPN)   Top match-ups for Saturday include Tennessee-Florida, Clemson-Louisville, and Texas-USC. What other games will you be watching? Is your team doing well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET   ( espn.com) divider line
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2017-09-16 07:17:34 AM  
This may be the worst CFB thread headline ever.
Sally forth, preferred student-athlete eggball team, and achieve mighty victory.

What's it doing on the "discussion" page, where all CFB fans go every week?
Did a bot write green it, or, even worse, a soccer fan?

What do you think?
 
2017-09-16 09:51:49 AM  
My team (GT) is always doing well on college football game days

/ at 9:51am Eastern
 
2017-09-16 10:17:36 AM  
elvisaintdead:

What do you think?

I think Georgia will slaughter Samford so bad that Samford will be forced to give up its bulldog mascot and football forever to concentrate on basketball using their new mascot the steamrollered kitten.

Also Vandy will beat Kansas State and Memphis will beat UCLA
 
2017-09-16 11:36:41 AM  

elkboy: My team (GT) is always doing well on college football game days

/ at 9:51am Eastern


Hey at least they're highly unlikely to lose today.  Game was cancelled.
 
2017-09-16 11:46:38 AM  
Will watch Stanford - San Diego State tonight.  Expect Stanford to roll but hopefully Aztecs can pull off upset.
 
2017-09-16 11:48:16 AM  
Today is also known as Woody's conundrum, as Army takes on Ohio State in the 'Shoe...
 
2017-09-16 11:59:51 AM  

IlGreven: Today is also known as Woody's conundrum, as Army takes on Ohio State in the 'Shoe...


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2017-09-16 12:18:01 PM  
Go Army!
 
2017-09-16 12:18:25 PM  
CSB: the uncle of a friend of mine at work and also a CU alum bought tickets for UNC-Colorado and flew in for the game to watch some heated ACC-PAC-12 action. My friend said he was very excited about it.

No word yet if her uncle has found out it's CU vs. University of Northern Colorado.
 
2017-09-16 12:19:38 PM  
Go team! Win! Win!

I'm an Oklahoma State fan.
 
2017-09-16 12:20:15 PM  

IlGreven: Today is also known as Woody's conundrum, as Army takes on Ohio State in the 'Shoe...


Hehe, today will be the weirdest college football I'll ever have. I'm rooting against Ohio State and pulling for Michigan.

Long story short: I've got one ticket next to me up in C Deck by the northern thirty yard line. If you or anybody else wants it for the price of two or three hot dogs I'll give it up. First come first serve but drop dead meeting time is 3:45 pm outside The Horseshoe. I need an email address to exchange phone info. I'll be able to check back at 1:15 pm before I start posting on various Ohio State boards.
 
2017-09-16 12:20:46 PM  
Please Gundy, get a haircut.
 
2017-09-16 12:22:06 PM  
Evans you suck balls. Please let Isaac be the RB.
 
2017-09-16 12:23:10 PM  

Big_Doofus: Please Gundy, get a haircut.


He's a man! He's 50! He's having a mid-life crisis!
 
2017-09-16 12:23:18 PM  

Marbleisheavy: elkboy: My team (GT) is always doing well on college football game days

/ at 9:51am Eastern

Hey at least they're highly unlikely to lose today.  Game was cancelled.


Never say never
 
2017-09-16 12:24:06 PM  
My undergrad Georgia State goes for the beatdown and the cash VS  my grad Penn State. My over under is 70 with Penn State having 60
 
2017-09-16 12:25:36 PM  

IlGreven: Big_Doofus: Please Gundy, get a haircut.

He's a man! He's 50! He's having a mid-life crisis!


I wonder if he has a corvette?
 
2017-09-16 12:27:01 PM  
Touchdown! Nice job Cowboys.
 
2017-09-16 12:28:25 PM  
Air Force's runningback's name is Tim McVey.

That is really unfortunate
 
2017-09-16 12:33:54 PM  

machoprogrammer: Air Force's runningback's name is Tim McVey.

That is really unfortunate


Sucks for him
 
2017-09-16 12:38:06 PM  
He's pretty decent, though.

Shame about the stupid score.
 
2017-09-16 12:47:48 PM  

machoprogrammer: Air Force's runningback's name is Tim McVey.

That is really unfortunate


Especially since USAFA has only thrown 14 passes all year; he's not going to have many chances to catch a bomb.
 
2017-09-16 12:49:56 PM  
Oh Nebraska you have sure gone downhill since you joined the B1G

LOL Northern Illinois is kicking cornhusker ass
 
2017-09-16 12:58:46 PM  

mikaloyd: Oh Nebraska you have sure gone downhill since you joined the B1G

LOL Northern Illinois is kicking cornhusker ass


That's got to hurt.
 
2017-09-16 01:01:55 PM  
Oklahoma State 28, Pitt 0

Second quarter. This is getting ugly.
 
2017-09-16 01:04:53 PM  

Big_Doofus: IlGreven: Big_Doofus: Please Gundy, get a haircut.

He's a man! He's 50! He's having a mid-life crisis!

I wonder if he has a corvette?


Dear god, did that rant really happen 10 years ago?

/Wish I had heard this from a mother
//A mother of children
 
2017-09-16 01:11:22 PM  
Oklahoma State up 35-0 and there's still 11 minutes left in the half.
 
2017-09-16 01:12:25 PM  
The ESPN guys are so bored they all put on mullet wigs. Seriously.
 
2017-09-16 01:17:02 PM  
How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?
 
2017-09-16 01:18:23 PM  
Okie lite >>>>> Sandusky u
 
2017-09-16 01:19:10 PM  

ChubbyTiger: How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?


Because Michigan football.
 
2017-09-16 01:28:01 PM  
Good God, my Aggies are ugly this year.  On the bright side, we did convert a third and thirty-six.
 
2017-09-16 01:28:49 PM  
The only thing worse than how Nebraska is playing in their game is the "announcing" done by Les Miles.  Someone didn't tell him that you're not supposed to actively root for one of the teams in a national broadcast.
 
2017-09-16 01:33:04 PM  

ChubbyTiger: mikaloyd: Oh Nebraska you have sure gone downhill since you joined the B1G

LOL Northern Illinois is kicking cornhusker ass

That's got to hurt.


It does.  Mike Reilly's offensive philosophy resembles the pop definition of insanity- doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results next time.

But Reilly's such a nice guy, everybody likes him, he doesn't have that nasty temper and abrasive way of speaking to the press and the old boy alumni donors.

To which I reply, Bob Seger wrote Reilly's theme song.
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Husker fans, time to realize that you just don't need it all... "It" meaning division, conference and national championships, and regular appearances in the Top 25.

Take comfort in knowing that no sports writer's or old boy's feathers will be ruffled and no conference opponents will focus on Nebraska as a rival.  Embrace the suck.
 
2017-09-16 01:33:22 PM  
God DAMN, Panthers, whiskey tango foxtrot??
 
2017-09-16 01:34:31 PM  

gregz18: The only thing worse than how Nebraska is playing in their game is the "announcing" done by Les Miles.  Someone didn't tell him that you're not supposed to actively root for one of the teams in a national broadcast.


I laughed when he referred to NIU as "we" in the first quarter and then caught himself a beat later.
 
2017-09-16 01:46:03 PM  

ChubbyTiger: How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?


UM decided they would suck ten kinds of balls today.
I'm a Wolverines fan, and this "performance" is inexcusable, Brady Hoke era BS.
 
2017-09-16 01:46:43 PM  
Holy crap I think they broke that Memphis kids neck
 
2017-09-16 01:47:43 PM  

Aezetyr: ChubbyTiger: How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?

UM decided they would suck ten kinds of balls today.
I'm a Wolverines fan, and this "performance" is inexcusable, Brady Hoke era BS.


I say that, and they have a punt return TD!

[points.gif]
 
2017-09-16 01:47:54 PM  
Hail, baby.
 
2017-09-16 01:48:57 PM  

Aezetyr: Aezetyr: ChubbyTiger: How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?

UM decided they would suck ten kinds of balls today.
I'm a Wolverines fan, and this "performance" is inexcusable, Brady Hoke era BS.

I say that, and they have a punt return TD!

[points.gif]


Their first halves have been questionable so far this year. That said, Air Force really is playing pretty well.
 
2017-09-16 01:50:27 PM  
Trailing at halftime to the Ragin' Cajuns...at home.  That's pretty rough, Aggies.
 
2017-09-16 01:54:10 PM  
Oh, ffs.
 
2017-09-16 01:55:57 PM  

mikaloyd: elvisaintdead:

What do you think?

I think Georgia will slaughter Samford so bad that Samford will be forced to give up its bulldog mascot and football forever to concentrate on basketball using their new mascot the steamrollered kitten.

Also Vandy will beat Kansas State and Memphis will beat UCLA


I think all these cupcakes are getting ridiculous.  My diabeetus is getting cavities.
 
2017-09-16 02:01:06 PM  
Go air Force lol
 
2017-09-16 02:02:48 PM  
Wow. The UCLA-Memphis game is highly entertaining. Memphis just dagroned UCLA silly. Memphis leads 27-24 with :42 in the 1st half.
 
2017-09-16 02:37:26 PM  

Aezetyr: ChubbyTiger: How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?

UM decided they would suck ten kinds of balls today.
I'm a Wolverines fan, and this "performance" is inexcusable, Brady Hoke era BS.


This. I dont even understand how we beat florida.
 
2017-09-16 02:42:32 PM  
Go Stanford!
 
2017-09-16 02:48:38 PM  
Fight On!

Texas is going down.
 
2017-09-16 02:51:46 PM  

Charletron: Aezetyr: ChubbyTiger: How the hell are the Falcons keeping up with UM?

UM decided they would suck ten kinds of balls today.
I'm a Wolverines fan, and this "performance" is inexcusable, Brady Hoke era BS.

This. I dont even understand how we beat florida.


IIRC, Florida had ~10 players suspended, and a couple injuries. If their players weren't morons doing stupid shiat and didn't get suspended, Michigan would have been crushed, no doubt in my mind.

Cincinnati should have been a wake-up call. The offense was shiat for most of the game. Speight has regressed, badly, and it shows. O'Korn is not that much better, and I don't know their 3rd stringer. Defense is the reason they won vs. Florida and Cincinnati.
 
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