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(The Wrap)   A second ethics complaint has just hit Sarah Hucklebee Sanders   ( thewrap.com) divider line
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2017-09-15 09:03:17 PM  
I say lock her up and throw away the key!
 
2017-09-15 09:56:02 PM  
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2017-09-16 12:12:35 AM  
After all the shiat that'shiat this administration, you think that THIS is what's gonna stick?
 
2017-09-16 12:15:35 AM  

Demetrius: After all the shiat that'shiat this administration, you think that THIS is what's gonna stick?


Well, it took the IRS to get Capone. But here, we might get the Huckster kicked out of the white house, which would make me smile.
 
2017-09-16 12:38:17 AM  
As much as this kind of nonsense bothers me, can you imagine how utterly farked this country would be if this administration were sane and efficient? By now, we would have seen the repeal of Obamacare with no replacement, the slashing of taxes for the richest Americans and corporations, the rise of taxes for everyone else, a huge, expensive border wall, massive voter suppression, etc. At this point, insane incompetence is the best case scenario, and frankly the only hope for America.
 
2017-09-16 12:51:19 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: As much as this kind of nonsense bothers me, can you imagine how utterly farked this country would be if this administration were sane and efficient? By now, we would have seen the repeal of Obamacare with no replacement, the slashing of taxes for the richest Americans and corporations, the rise of taxes for everyone else, a huge, expensive border wall, massive voter suppression, etc. At this point, insane incompetence is the best case scenario, and frankly the only hope for America.


aye, the single biggest and only positive trait of this administration is their incompetence.
 
2017-09-16 01:18:19 AM  
in this administration, anyone who DOESN'T have massive ethical and legal troubles is a newsworthy person in and of themselves.
 
2017-09-16 01:31:19 AM  
shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than 15 years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.

Seems like this should be a matter for the DOJ--- oh, right.
 
2017-09-16 02:43:53 AM  
Give it up, folks.

Partisanship is all now.

There is no middle any more.
 
2017-09-16 02:46:12 AM  

HedlessChickn: Give it up, folks.

Partisanship is all now.

There is no middle any more.


not just that but the GOP *KNOWS* that they are putting party before country and aren't even bothering to pretend they will ever do the right/moral/ethical thing.
 
2017-09-16 02:52:32 AM  

Weaver95: HedlessChickn: Give it up, folks.

Partisanship is all now.

There is no middle any more.

not just that but the GOP *KNOWS* that they are putting party before country and aren't even bothering to pretend they will ever do the right/moral/ethical thing.


Change party to ideology and you and I will be in complete agreement.

/And I think we already are
 
2017-09-16 03:04:42 AM  
Pffft, everyone knows Huckabee's can't collapse just because of ethics complaints. There had to be complaints planted in her, to bring her down in such a controlled fashion. Trust me, just look into it.
 
2017-09-16 03:15:03 AM  
It hit her broadside, was absorbed into her cytoplasm, and was consumed a few hours later.  Remotely controlled, no lives were lost.  It's just going to get angrier.  More info as it comes in.  Hope, folks.  Hope...
 
2017-09-16 03:20:07 AM  

Demetrius: After all the shiat that'shiat this administration, you think that THIS is what's gonna stick?


It doesn't have to stick. If we throw enough of their shiat back at them it will pile up around their feet until they're buried.
 
2017-09-16 03:24:07 AM  
Is that going to cause her metal support beams to melt subby?
 
2017-09-16 03:24:57 AM  
FTFA: "Apologize for untruth!"

This would be my apology:

"I would like to apologize for calling President Trump a white supremacist.  It is possible that Trump's constant retweeting of white supremacists, praise for their leaders, support for their candidates, appointment of white supremacists to high level executive ranch positions, and adoption of almost all major portions of their platform are all a giant coincidence.  It's not fair to label Trump a white supremacist just because his words and actions have indicated that he is over and over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again..."
 
2017-09-16 03:27:59 AM  
You know, to me the scariest part isn't that this stuff happens, but that everyone involved seems to have no idea what the rules, guidelines, and laws are. I've never been in any workplace where an (often excessive) amount of emphasis went into what not to do on the job. Not that I'm rooting for them, but half of the stupid headaches this administration makes for themselves could be avoided if they just paid attention to the lawyers I assume they have...
 
2017-09-16 03:30:14 AM  

darkmythology: You know, to me the scariest part isn't that this stuff happens, but that everyone involved seems to have no idea what the rules, guidelines, and laws are. I've never been in any workplace where an (often excessive) amount of emphasis went into what not to do on the job. Not that I'm rooting for them, but half of the stupid headaches this administration makes for themselves could be avoided if they just paid attention to the lawyers I assume they have...


This is the new normal now.

STFU

GBTW
 
2017-09-16 03:32:38 AM  
Sarah Sanders is White House spokesperson because Republicans have determined that anything is more believable if it is spouted by a fat hillbilly girl...
 
2017-09-16 03:34:59 AM  
I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.
 
2017-09-16 03:37:31 AM  

Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.


I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.
 
2017-09-16 03:38:50 AM  

HedlessChickn: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.


I dunno man, she always looks incredibly pissed off every time she's gotta answer questions.  her body language screams "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP AND SKULL fark YOUR CAT"
 
2017-09-16 03:40:40 AM  
She could just call her brother and have him torture them to death.
 
2017-09-16 03:44:13 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: Sarah Sanders is White House spokesperson because Republicans have determined that anything is more believable if it is spouted by a fat hillbilly girl...


she's got that whole 'disapproving/nosy church lady' thing going on tho.
 
2017-09-16 03:45:20 AM  

HedlessChickn: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.


She's really not.  Spicer was better at BSing, without the contempt that Huckabeast brings to every press briefing.
 
2017-09-16 03:45:37 AM  

Demetrius: After all the shiat that'shiat this administration, you think that THIS is what's gonna stick?


Exactly. She probably looked thendyigdog dead in the eye as the brother delivered the final strokes. Hell she probably simultaneously eye farked het brother and the dog at the same time.
 
2017-09-16 03:45:42 AM  
An angry woman who lies all day long for a living.  Can't wait till she gets home, said her husband facetiously before he ate a gun.
 
2017-09-16 03:45:43 AM  

Weaver95: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.

I dunno man, she always looks incredibly pissed off every time she's gotta answer questions.  her body language screams "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP AND SKULL fark YOUR CAT"


I see it more as "I HOPE MY HUSBAND HATE FARKS MY BUNGHOLE TONIGHT COS I'M SUCH A BAD BAD GIRL AND JEBUS WANTS ME TO ACCEPT MY PUNISHMENT EVEN THOUGH I ENJOY IT. THAT'S WHY I SAY THESE THINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE. REMIND ME TO PICK UP LUBE ON THE WAY HOME! MAYBE TONIGHT WE CAN USE SOME SILICONE PELLETS TOO!!!!!"
 
2017-09-16 03:48:14 AM  

SirSigsegV: Demetrius: After all the shiat that'shiat this administration, you think that THIS is what's gonna stick?

It doesn't have to stick. If we throw enough of their shiat back at them it will pile up around their feet until they're buried.


They're shiat demons. No matter how much you pile up, they will just revive stronger.
 
2017-09-16 03:50:16 AM  

Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.


.... I'd watch that.
 
2017-09-16 03:50:23 AM  

Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.


She'd be too busy fellating her Sith master.
 
2017-09-16 03:50:25 AM  

HedlessChickn: Weaver95: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.

I dunno man, she always looks incredibly pissed off every time she's gotta answer questions.  her body language screams "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP AND SKULL fark YOUR CAT"

I see it more as "I HOPE MY HUSBAND HATE FARKS MY BUNGHOLE TONIGHT COS I'M SUCH A BAD BAD GIRL AND JEBUS WANTS ME TO ACCEPT MY PUNISHMENT EVEN THOUGH I ENJOY IT. THAT'S WHY I SAY THESE THINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE. REMIND ME TO PICK UP LUBE ON THE WAY HOME! MAYBE TONIGHT WE CAN USE SOME SILICONE PELLETS TOO!!!!!"


Fark is not your personal erotic site.
 
2017-09-16 03:50:39 AM  

Emposter: FTFA: "Apologize for untruth!"

 
2017-09-16 03:51:05 AM  

HedlessChickn: Weaver95: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.

I dunno man, she always looks incredibly pissed off every time she's gotta answer questions.  her body language screams "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP AND SKULL fark YOUR CAT"

I see it more as "I HOPE MY HUSBAND HATE FARKS MY BUNGHOLE TONIGHT COS I'M SUCH A BAD BAD GIRL AND JEBUS WANTS ME TO ACCEPT MY PUNISHMENT EVEN THOUGH I ENJOY IT. THAT'S WHY I SAY THESE THINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE. REMIND ME TO PICK UP LUBE ON THE WAY HOME! MAYBE TONIGHT WE CAN USE SOME SILICONE PELLETS TOO!!!!!"


 She strikes me as the type who before marriage took it up the butt so she'd still technically be a virgin.
 
2017-09-16 03:51:54 AM  
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2017-09-16 03:52:18 AM  

Weaver95: HedlessChickn: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

I see her more as enjoying every moment she's on camera.

She knows she's good with the BSing.

She just bails before she can transform to HUCKABEEST FROM HELL cos if she did, she'd be out like the rest.

I dunno man, she always looks incredibly pissed off every time she's gotta answer questions.  her body language screams "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP AND SKULL fark YOUR CAT"


But what is her other eye stating? She is an incompetent Jill. She messed with the deck and is now bowed down to their whim.
 
2017-09-16 03:54:41 AM  

Cookbook's Anarchist: SirSigsegV: Demetrius: After all the shiat that'shiat this administration, you think that THIS is what's gonna stick?

It doesn't have to stick. If we throw enough of their shiat back at them it will pile up around their feet until they're buried.

They're shiat demons. No matter how much you pile up, they will just revive stronger.


Cmon. The Golgothan doesn't deserve that comparison.
 
2017-09-16 03:55:04 AM  

fluffy_pope: [img.fark.net image 378x397]


Ewww! Goddamn it. She's an orc.
 
2017-09-16 03:57:10 AM  
Look what you made her do. Look what made her do. Look what made her just do. Look what you made her just do.

/#farkyouTayTay
 
2017-09-16 03:58:24 AM  

Cookbook's Anarchist: fluffy_pope: [img.fark.net image 378x397]

Ewww! Goddamn it. She's an orc.


She's 300 pounds of wet sand in an extra-large flesh-colored gimp suit.
 
2017-09-16 03:58:24 AM  

darkmythology: Weaver95: I sometimes get the feeling that sanders would very much love to just have all the D.C. press corp executed for being uppity.  every time I see her, she looks like she's SEETHING in anger.  I almost expect to see her light up a red bladed sith lightsaber and start murdering reporters and force choking CNN anchors.

.... I'd watch that.


except that she thinks she's bad ass darth vader type when in reality she's a half assed dumber version of Count Dooku and Kylo Ren.  like...Kylo looked down on her and called her a pathetic whiner and loser.  the Jedi are all like "sure, she's an evil sith but c'mon just LOOK at that shiat!  that ain't a threat to anyone save the jawas."
 
2017-09-16 04:01:03 AM  
Scaramucci would be an improvement over this dour woman.
 
2017-09-16 04:09:02 AM  
Wow, an ethics complaint. I'm pretty sure that the alt-right doesn't care about ethics. Most of them don't know what the word "ethics" means.
Running the government "like a business" is failing because most businesses are are run like dictatorships. And choosing a businessman who has gone through multiple bankruptcies to "run the government like a business" is a horrible mistake.
 
2017-09-16 04:12:09 AM  

red5ish: Wow, an ethics complaint. I'm pretty sure that the alt-right doesn't care about ethics. Most of them don't know what the word "ethics" means.
Running the government "like a business" is failing because most businesses are are run like dictatorships. And choosing a businessman who has gone through multiple bankruptcies to "run the government like a business" is a horrible mistake.


Their voters are too stupid to care.  Trust me, I work with some of them.
 
2017-09-16 04:19:46 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: As much as this kind of nonsense bothers me, can you imagine how utterly farked this country would be if this administration were sane and efficient? By now, we would have seen the repeal of Obamacare with no replacement, the slashing of taxes for the richest Americans and corporations, the rise of taxes for everyone else, a huge, expensive border wall, massive voter suppression, etc. At this point, insane incompetence is the best case scenario, and frankly the only hope for America.


And this is how I've learned to love the Trump.  Any competent republican president would have helped them accomplish their agenda.  Instead, he's hamhandedly showed everyone their incompetence, lack of ideas, and their reprehensible, dark underbelly.  Now, some have refused to see it so far, but he's got 3 more years.  Go Team Trump!
 
2017-09-16 04:22:36 AM  
Ethics complaint? They will take it in stride, like getting a fine in pro sports for wearing the wrong g color socks.
 
2017-09-16 04:22:53 AM  
Pick on her lies, not her looks.
 
2017-09-16 04:37:39 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Pick on her lies, not her looks.


She doesn't care about the lies. Hit 'em where it hurts.
 
2017-09-16 04:43:06 AM  
Is it wrong to hope she gets fired just so I can make a 'Huckleberry fin' joke?
 
2017-09-16 05:43:14 AM  
I bet that she never even saw them coming...
 
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