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(The Raw Story)   "I'm a First Amendment absolutist, and believe in two things completely: the First Amendment and boobs." Yes, someone actually said this live on CNN   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2017-09-15 05:23:05 PM  
I believe in the right to bare boobs.
 
2017-09-15 05:29:20 PM  
Is the boobies tag broken?
 
2017-09-15 05:31:18 PM  
Technically, that's three things.
Technically.

Giggity.
 
2017-09-15 05:59:40 PM  
What a fragile, pathetic turd this guy must be.
 
2017-09-15 06:58:58 PM  
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2017-09-15 07:14:12 PM  

Snarfangel: I believe in the right to bare boobs.


Many courts have held that strip clubs have First Amendment rights.  So that's already covered.

But as a matter of emphasis and praise for free expression, I applaud your patriotic fervor for civil liberties.
 
2017-09-15 07:39:05 PM  
img.fark.net

"THIS is CNN!?!"
 
2017-09-15 07:49:04 PM  
For a threads whose headline contains the words "Brooke Baldwin" and "boobs," this thread is pretty disappointing so far.
 
2017-09-15 08:03:53 PM  
What a boob
 
2017-09-15 08:32:40 PM  

kronicfeld: What a fragile, pathetic turd this guy must be.


He works at Fox. I imagine that's how they all talk there.
 
2017-09-15 09:21:28 PM  
Boobs deserve bipartisan support.
 
2017-09-15 09:22:43 PM  
He's a sportswriter.

Why is no one yelling at him to "stick to sports!"

🤔🤔🤔
 
2017-09-15 09:22:55 PM  

skyotter: Boobs deserve bipartisan support.


Also, bra-parting-'um support.
 
2017-09-15 09:23:23 PM  
He's not wrong, you know.
 
2017-09-15 09:24:28 PM  
I prefer proportion to size. In bust and butt. And she's got to be able to hold up her end in all conversations.
 
2017-09-15 09:24:54 PM  
And Hillary lost because she didn't go to Wisconsin. Nothing to do with sexism.

/yes I went there
 
2017-09-15 09:25:28 PM  
Remember, Clay Travis is the asshole that wrote a "Dr. Dao got what was coming to him and United and security did nothing wrong in beating him up to get off that plane, cause when they tell you to get off the plane, you get off, no questions asked" article, then threw a hissyfit because an airline wouldn't let him board with his lice-ridden kid.
 
2017-09-15 09:26:38 PM  

Gary-L: He's not wrong, you know.


Neither is taking a shiat.  But one usually refrains from dropping a deuce on national television.
 
2017-09-15 09:28:22 PM  
img.fireden.net
 
2017-09-15 09:28:26 PM  
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2017-09-15 09:29:40 PM  
Goddammit can we at least keep Clay Travis confined to the sports tab?
 
2017-09-15 09:30:15 PM  
If you have seen enough of them, you will be let down by boobs eventually.
 
2017-09-15 09:30:21 PM  
Since the inauguration, it seems like the right throws out a new contender for the Asshole Hall of Fame every week that I had never heard of before. It's downright horrifying. Do they have an assembly line churning them out somewhere? Do they make them like Orcs? What the hell is wrong with people?
 
2017-09-15 09:31:05 PM  
Why does Keith Reed look like he's thinking 'WTF?' the whole time? He has this expression on even while she's introducing him at the beginning of the segment...!
 
2017-09-15 09:31:12 PM  
And his Fark handle is? C'mon you bastige, fess up!
Who wouldn't do this on CNN if you had the chance?
/free the boobies!
 
2017-09-15 09:31:54 PM  

wejash: Snarfangel: I believe in the right to bare boobs.

Many courts have held that strip clubs have First Amendment rights.  So that's already covered.


Uncovered.  Duh.
 
2017-09-15 09:31:58 PM  
Well, the First Amendment allows women to breastfeed anywhere.  The Constitution calls it "Freedom of Expression"
 
2017-09-15 09:32:34 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If you have seen enough of them, you will be let down by boobs eventually.


I'll risk it. ;-)
 
2017-09-15 09:32:40 PM  
He's just saying that he believes in himself.
 
2017-09-15 09:33:42 PM  
Oooh, so edgy. All right wing men seemed to have stopped mentally developing somewhere around 13-15 years old. They have no ability to understand complex and they get off on pissing off the more mature folks trying to have a conversation.

Seriously? "Boobs?" Grow the fark up.
 
2017-09-15 09:33:43 PM  

ArmednHammered: AverageAmericanGuy: If you have seen enough of them, you will be let down by boobs eventually.

I'll risk it. ;-)


Someone's got to take the bullet. I'm just saying, look, I'm not a hero. It's just what I do.
 
2017-09-15 09:33:59 PM  
Knockers.
 
2017-09-15 09:33:59 PM  

Dafatone: Remember, Clay Travis is the asshole that wrote a "Dr. Dao got what was coming to him and United and security did nothing wrong in beating him up to get off that plane, cause when they tell you to get off the plane, you get off, no questions asked" article, then threw a hissyfit because an airline wouldn't let him board with his lice-ridden kid.


Just because you are severely wrong once doesn't mean you will always be wrong in the future. I mean, he's wrong in this case too, but not for the reason most think. "Boobs, two things that have never let me down, the first ammendment and boobs."

Well, look at Mr I'm Too Classy to Go to a Strip Club During the Day. (You will be disappointed)
 
2017-09-15 09:34:22 PM  
I actually see this earlier; it was pretty sad.
 
2017-09-15 09:35:55 PM  
And he used to be a practicing attorney too and yet he stoops this low on TV? Man, talk about pandering to your good ol' boys base.
 
2017-09-15 09:36:12 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: Why does Keith Reed look like he's thinking 'WTF?' the whole time? He has this expression on even while she's introducing him at the beginning of the segment...!


Never mind. I just watched the whole segment. WTF was the perfect expression.
 
2017-09-15 09:36:16 PM  

phalamir: Gary-L: He's not wrong, you know.

Neither is taking a shiat.  But one usually refrains from dropping a deuce on national television.


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2017-09-15 09:36:51 PM  

WillJM8528: Oooh, so edgy. All right wing men seemed to have stopped mentally developing somewhere around 13-15 years old. They have no ability to understand complex and they get off on pissing off the more mature folks trying to have a conversation.

Seriously? "Boobs?" Grow the fark up.


Oooh look at the PC, virtue signaling beta cuck.  Is your mangina getting all sandy from having to face alpha male truths?
 
2017-09-15 09:36:52 PM  
Sounds like she spells "boobs" alot.
 
2017-09-15 09:39:03 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If you have seen enough of them, you will be let down by boobs eventually.


One is known to encounter a pair of mournful tits on occasion.
 
2017-09-15 09:39:52 PM  
Fox News: fair and balanced boobs.
 
2017-09-15 09:40:13 PM  
 
2017-09-15 09:41:25 PM  
 
2017-09-15 09:42:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 09:43:10 PM  
Burns.  He was saying he believes in the first amendment and Burns.

Geez guys I don't even WATCH the Simpsons.
 
2017-09-15 09:45:08 PM  
He's also been gloating about how he 'triggered' CNN on Twitter all day.

What a juvenile shiathead.
 
2017-09-15 09:45:44 PM  
The only thing I know about this stupid ESPN debacle is that Trump is, undeniably, a racist POS.

And, apparently, that I like boobs and that is somehow relevant.

/ am I living in a Saint's Row prequel or has the world actually gone utterly insane?
 
2017-09-15 09:46:42 PM  

LordJiro: He's also been gloating about how he 'triggered' CNN on Twitter all day.

What a juvenile shiathead.


I'll bet you his own show ratings shot through the roof, though. That wasn't a serious appearance--that was a marketing ploy.
 
2017-09-15 09:46:57 PM  

skozlaw: The only thing I know about this stupid ESPN debacle is that Trump is, undeniably, a racist POS.

And, apparently, that I like boobs and that is somehow relevant.

/ am I living in a Saint's Row prequel or has the world actually gone utterly insane?


No, seriously, if I need to start watching for Johnny Gat in a sim I need to know this right the fark now if he's on my side...
 
2017-09-15 09:47:31 PM  

WillJM8528: Oooh, so edgy. All right wing men seemed to have stopped mentally developing somewhere around 13-15 years old. They have no ability to understand complex and they get off on pissing off the more mature folks trying to have a conversation.

Seriously? "Boobs?" Grow the fark up.


Thankfully here on Fark we do understand complex and do not get off on pissing off pissy people by pissing on pissed off mature political pissing matches. Also we know the correct spelling is "boobies", not "boobs", you boobs.
 
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