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(The Daily Beast)   If Ivanka can't get Donnie to do anything, then why is she in the White House? Well, she does that trick that Donnie likes where she shows up at the end of a meeting, basically to ego-stroke Donnie. That's why she's there   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2017-09-15 03:37:59 PM  
Incestjoke.txt
 
2017-09-15 03:44:38 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 03:51:26 PM  

thecactusman17: Incestjoke.txt


teenivankaondonaldslap.jpg
 
2017-09-15 03:53:44 PM  
If, then not If, than

jfc  you've ruined everything
 
2017-09-15 04:28:55 PM  
Remember this now in the future the Financial Times ran a pro Ivanka propaganda piece.
 
2017-09-15 04:36:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 05:02:13 PM  
It's amazing how many people have contempt for jobs they don't do. "Political experience? That would make him a politician. Why hire a politician to be a politician?"
 
2017-09-15 05:12:36 PM  
Which is fine in the business world... pitch them the deal and at the end, before the brain kicks in, bring in the teats to keep 'em all warm and misty in the nether regions.

However, a congresscritter needs something to bring home to the district to keep votes coming in or something to give to the lobbyists to keep the money coming in (which helps keep the votes coming in).
 
2017-09-15 05:13:17 PM  
She's there because she has to help cover up his dementia symptoms and explain his ramblings as coherent speach.
The brand would fall apart if people knew the truth.
She's the Edith to his Woodrow Wilson.
 
2017-09-15 05:14:18 PM  

thecactusman17: Incestjoke.txt


Careful.. I got a time out for one of those.
 
2017-09-15 05:16:58 PM  
First Fluffer.
 
2017-09-15 05:17:23 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: thecactusman17: Incestjoke.txt

teenivankaondonaldslap.jpg


img.fark.netI got this
 
2017-09-15 05:18:19 PM  
Ivanka's there to put words into his mouth, and vice-versa, sort of.
 
2017-09-15 05:18:30 PM  

foo monkey: Markoff_Cheney: thecactusman17: Incestjoke.txt

teenivankaondonaldslap.jpg

[img.fark.net image 425x584]I got this


I really parsed that as donald slap and was concerned for a second.
 
2017-09-15 05:18:57 PM  

DeaH: It's amazing how many people have contempt for jobs they don't do. "Political experience? That would make him a politician. Why hire a politician to be a politician?"


I think that's unfair. Being a politician isn't hard. Trump just doesn't want to do it, he doesn't want to put in the work. He doesn't seem to care about policy. He's there to make money and eat ice cream.
 
2017-09-15 05:21:44 PM  

carrion_luggage: Ivanka's there to put words into his mouth, and vice-versa, sort of.


small is a word.  member is a word.
 
2017-09-15 05:22:57 PM  
Because she wants to be the first woman President.
 
2017-09-15 05:24:09 PM  
She breastfeeds him.
 
2017-09-15 05:25:41 PM  
roast_beef_sandwich.jpg
 
2017-09-15 05:26:18 PM  
EXACTLY!!!!
 
2017-09-15 05:26:23 PM  
SFIA?
 
2017-09-15 05:26:43 PM  
Ego?
 
2017-09-15 05:27:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 05:28:02 PM  
To placate the non-believers into thinking she will do good against him
 
2017-09-15 05:30:54 PM  
You gotta give props to the artist who created the parrot rape sculpture though.

Cheddar cheese is not the easiest medium to work with.
 
2017-09-15 05:32:01 PM  
We're supposed to just trust them that they'll do what's best for America

/Lololololololol ok olo lol olo lol o l
 
2017-09-15 05:34:31 PM  
She's there because he wants a dynasty and she wants to be the first female president.
 
2017-09-15 05:35:16 PM  
She's the kind of eye candy that gives your eyes cavities.
 
2017-09-15 05:37:49 PM  
her choice to be there,i have 0 sympathy for any of the adult Borgias.
 
2017-09-15 05:40:34 PM  

Then

 
2017-09-15 05:41:06 PM  

JudgeSmails: her choice to be there,i have 0 sympathy for any of the adult Borgias.


So we can hope that I'm Eric murders Thinkin Bout Prison?
 
2017-09-15 05:42:39 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: DeaH: It's amazing how many people have contempt for jobs they don't do. "Political experience? That would make him a politician. Why hire a politician to be a politician?"

I think that's unfair. Being a politician isn't hard. Trump just doesn't want to do it, he doesn't want to put in the work. He doesn't seem to care about policy. He's there to make money and eat ice cream.


He's lived his whole life without giving a shiat about anything, and for the very first time in his life, he's forced to try and give a shiat.
 
2017-09-15 05:46:07 PM  

LarryDan43: Because she wants to be the first woman President.


That's a plausible explanation, but if so, Donald isn't laying the groundwork for her very well. Every time he capitulates to the Dems on something he needs to announce "I was fully intending to do [something the GOP wanted], but Ivanka has convinced me to do [the thing the Dems wanted] instead. Although I have my doubts about this, I realize that it is her generation, not mine, that will have to deal with the full ramifications of this, and I defer to her carefully-researched and well-thought-out opinions on the matter."

It gives him at least a scintilla of deniability with his base ("I wanted to go with you guys, but what father can say no to his little girl?") and gives her credit for the policy if it succeeds. If it fails, well, she'll have to take the fall for the whole family.
 
2017-09-15 05:51:29 PM  

LesterB: foo monkey: Markoff_Cheney: thecactusman17: Incestjoke.txt

teenivankaondonaldslap.jpg

[img.fark.net image 425x584]I got this

I really parsed that as donald slap and was concerned for a second.


Donnie would never strike Ivanka. That's what Junior is for.
 
2017-09-15 05:55:02 PM  
Is "ego" what he calls it?
 
2017-09-15 06:04:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 06:05:24 PM  
So there it is in print, her job is to stroke him.
 
2017-09-15 06:10:11 PM  
The original Financial Times article (or 'tongue bath') is behind a paywall. Could someone be so kind as to post a few of the highlights?
 
2017-09-15 06:10:23 PM  

foo monkey: Markoff_Cheney: thecactusman17: Incestjoke.txt

teenivankaondonaldslap.jpg

[img.fark.net image 425x584]I got this


strangestboner.jpg
 
2017-09-15 06:10:31 PM  
Y'know, I know I'm not a well-known figure around here, and many of my posts are extremely, extremely anti-Trump. I hate Trump and everyone in his bubble so much that sometimes I can't even find the words. His very existence makes a healthy state of mind a daily fight. I despise him and everything he stands for (which is nothing, he stands for nothing but himself).

But this Ivanka incest-y thing really bothers me. It's below this crowd. It's below civil discourse. It's uncalled-for.  Maybe it's because I raised a daughter as a single Dad, and we were (and are) very, very close. There's nothing weird about any of the pics that get posted. It's not unusual for a father and daughter to be physically close. It's not strange for her to sit in his lap, even as older people. The implications are very dark and I think it just cheapens the legitimate things that are farked with that man.

I don't think it's right. I don't think it's funny. I would challenge folks to just skip it. Skip it, move onto something else.
 
2017-09-15 06:14:25 PM  
I said it before and I'll say it again, she's essentially a living binky. And the only thing worse than her inability to moderate his darkest impulses is the horrible realization that she is moderating his darkest impulses.
 
2017-09-15 06:15:49 PM  

Mackerel79: But this Ivanka incest-y thing really bothers me. It's below this crowd. It's below civil discourse. It's uncalled-for.  Maybe it's because I raised a daughter as a single Dad, and we were (and are) very, very close. There's nothing weird about any of the pics that get posted. It's not unusual for a father and daughter to be physically close. It's not strange for her to sit in his lap, even as older people. The implications are very dark and I think it just cheapens the legitimate things that are farked with that man.


It points to his state of mind and perception of women.  They're things.  Ivanka is his most prized trophy.  She's *his* thoroughbred horse.  He parades her around and never passes up an opportunity to say how everyone wants to ride her.  Read this and imaging saying these things about your daughter.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-​t​rump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a735387​6.html
 
2017-09-15 06:17:20 PM  

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 720x484]


Why does he assume that she has such horrible taste in men?
 
2017-09-15 06:18:52 PM  
How does she know when to enter? Is she listening in, or is Donnie pressing the coke button?
 
2017-09-15 06:19:57 PM  

foo monkey: Mackerel79: But this Ivanka incest-y thing really bothers me. It's below this crowd. It's below civil discourse. It's uncalled-for.  Maybe it's because I raised a daughter as a single Dad, and we were (and are) very, very close. There's nothing weird about any of the pics that get posted. It's not unusual for a father and daughter to be physically close. It's not strange for her to sit in his lap, even as older people. The implications are very dark and I think it just cheapens the legitimate things that are farked with that man.

It points to his state of mind and perception of women.  They're things.  Ivanka is his most prized trophy.  She's *his* thoroughbred horse.  He parades her around and never passes up an opportunity to say how everyone wants to ride her.  Read this and imaging saying these things about your daughter.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-t​rump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a735387​6.html


I know, believe me, I've read all his horrendous quotes. I'm not doubting that he treats women awfully. There is plenty more valid points that can be made to attest to his knuckle-dragging opinion of all things female. The people that live in reality and oppose Trump in all ways are grounded and reasonable. The Right are the ones that wallow in the mud and filth. The Right will go to any length to lie and discredit someone. I'm just saying, I think it's stupid to keep posting these "ohh gee look she's in his lap" pics in every Ivanka thread. It sucks the air out of any legitimate arguments that may exist in the thread.
 
2017-09-15 06:36:07 PM  

Mackerel79: Y'know, I know I'm not a well-known figure around here, and many of my posts are extremely, extremely anti-Trump. I hate Trump and everyone in his bubble so much that sometimes I can't even find the words. His very existence makes a healthy state of mind a daily fight. I despise him and everything he stands for (which is nothing, he stands for nothing but himself).

But this Ivanka incest-y thing really bothers me. It's below this crowd. It's below civil discourse. It's uncalled-for.  Maybe it's because I raised a daughter as a single Dad, and we were (and are) very, very close. There's nothing weird about any of the pics that get posted. It's not unusual for a father and daughter to be physically close. It's not strange for her to sit in his lap, even as older people. The implications are very dark and I think it just cheapens the legitimate things that are farked with that man.

I don't think it's right. I don't think it's funny. I would challenge folks to just skip it. Skip it, move onto something else.


*HE* talks about farking her if she weren't his daughter.

I'm assuming you don't do that. That's the difference between you and him and why he invites jokes about him farking his daughter.
 
2017-09-15 06:37:01 PM  

Mackerel79: Y'know, I know I'm not a well-known figure around here, and many of my posts are extremely, extremely anti-Trump. I hate Trump and everyone in his bubble so much that sometimes I can't even find the words. His very existence makes a healthy state of mind a daily fight. I despise him and everything he stands for (which is nothing, he stands for nothing but himself).

But this Ivanka incest-y thing really bothers me. It's below this crowd. It's below civil discourse. It's uncalled-for.  Maybe it's because I raised a daughter as a single Dad, and we were (and are) very, very close. There's nothing weird about any of the pics that get posted. It's not unusual for a father and daughter to be physically close. It's not strange for her to sit in his lap, even as older people. The implications are very dark and I think it just cheapens the legitimate things that are farked with that man.

I don't think it's right. I don't think it's funny. I would challenge folks to just skip it. Skip it, move onto something else.


As a woman who is a daughter who loves her father dearly, I find it inappropriate and gross.
 
2017-09-15 06:37:29 PM  

Mackerel79: foo monkey: Mackerel79: But this Ivanka incest-y thing really bothers me. It's below this crowd. It's below civil discourse. It's uncalled-for.  Maybe it's because I raised a daughter as a single Dad, and we were (and are) very, very close. There's nothing weird about any of the pics that get posted. It's not unusual for a father and daughter to be physically close. It's not strange for her to sit in his lap, even as older people. The implications are very dark and I think it just cheapens the legitimate things that are farked with that man.

It points to his state of mind and perception of women.  They're things.  Ivanka is his most prized trophy.  She's *his* thoroughbred horse.  He parades her around and never passes up an opportunity to say how everyone wants to ride her.  Read this and imaging saying these things about your daughter.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-t​rump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a735387​6.html

I know, believe me, I've read all his horrendous quotes. I'm not doubting that he treats women awfully. There is plenty more valid points that can be made to attest to his knuckle-dragging opinion of all things female. The people that live in reality and oppose Trump in all ways are grounded and reasonable. The Right are the ones that wallow in the mud and filth. The Right will go to any length to lie and discredit someone. I'm just saying, I think it's stupid to keep posting these "ohh gee look she's in his lap" pics in every Ivanka thread. It sucks the air out of any legitimate arguments that may exist in the thread.


Context is important, though. A pic of a daughter in her fathers lap in a vacuum is completely innocent.

These pics in context...arent
 
2017-09-15 06:47:57 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: DeaH: It's amazing how many people have contempt for jobs they don't do. "Political experience? That would make him a politician. Why hire a politician to be a politician?"

I think that's unfair. Being a politician isn't hard. Trump just doesn't want to do it, he doesn't want to put in the work. He doesn't seem to care about policy. He's there to make money and eat ice cream.


Really? You think it's easy to get laws made? To negotiate with other nations? To decide whether to go to war? To protect people and their rights? These are all very tricky things that require intelligence, reasoning skills, persuasion, a firm knowledge of law, an understanding of protocol, and fineness. Most people suck at all those things. Donald could not do all those things even if he wanted to. He lacks the skills and temperament. Do you know why we have such a shiatty government? Because voters have become convinced that anyone could be a politician if she or he tried real hard. And because voters think politicians are contemptuous things. Because we elect people who have no business being politicians.
 
2017-09-15 06:50:18 PM  

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"I am currently employed at the Warner Theatre in Washington DC as an usher. "

Hey . . . best of luck with that interview at Chili's!
 
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