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(Philly.com)   He arrived in "a burgundy limousine" wearing "a three-piece burgundy suit and burgundy patent-leather loafers... "and [was] a douche   ( philly.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, ventriloquist Edgar Bergen, Abuse, Edgar Bergen, Candice Bergen, Bullying, multiple paragraph breaks, University of Pennsylvania, Donald Trump  
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2017-09-15 03:43:16 PM  
Every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man
 
2017-09-15 03:48:17 PM  
So, that's how she was prepared for Dan Quayle.
 
2017-09-15 04:21:39 PM  
Well, it was the 70s...
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-15 04:32:07 PM  

IgG4: Well, it was the 70s...


"In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania..."
 
2017-09-15 04:48:29 PM  
Obvious tag would have been more... well obvious
 
2017-09-15 04:51:09 PM  
The Free Melania Shirt was a nice touch.
Speaking of nice touches, Call me, Candy.
 
2017-09-15 05:22:16 PM  
img.fark.net


"Ayyyyyy..."
 
2017-09-15 05:34:51 PM  
I moved on her like a biatch. But I couldn't get there. And she was unmarried.
 
2017-09-15 05:36:42 PM  
"The boy's a time bomb..."
 
2017-09-15 05:37:39 PM  
I was expecting the Reverend Al Sharpton.
 
2017-09-15 05:37:59 PM  
What a maroon.

/hope that's as funny as it was in my head
 
2017-09-15 05:39:26 PM  
Her family does have experience handling dummies.
 
2017-09-15 05:39:36 PM  

skyotter: What a maroon.

/hope that's as funny as it was in my head


Pretty shady if you ask me.
 
2017-09-15 05:39:42 PM  
A Merlot Brougham?
 
2017-09-15 05:42:05 PM  
So he was the male equivalent of this...

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2017-09-15 05:42:11 PM  
He wore a raspberry toupee
 
2017-09-15 05:42:56 PM  

ImpendingCynic: skyotter: What a maroon.

/hope that's as funny as it was in my head

Pretty shady if you ask me.


I like off-color humor
 
2017-09-15 05:43:42 PM  
All you Trump hatters out there need to get a brian, moron.

This is the closest I could come to finding Frodo wearing a MAGA hat:

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 05:45:00 PM  
In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania, another student with a wealthy father was Candice Bergen, daughter of popular ventriloquist Edgar Bergen

I now doubt everything else the article asserts.
 
2017-09-15 05:45:08 PM  
I believe that headline counts as being ''Incredibly Redundant''.
 
2017-09-15 05:45:15 PM  
You've got to admit that he's cooler than you are.
Granted he's no Joe Biden but he's at least a Leslie Nielsen.
 
2017-09-15 05:50:52 PM  

jim32rr: I was expecting the Reverend Al Sharpton.


I was expecting Vincent Gambini.
 
2017-09-15 05:51:03 PM  

433: IgG4: Well, it was the 70s...

"In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania..."


That just shows how far ahead of his time the God Emperor has always been.

*hork*
 
2017-09-15 05:55:03 PM  
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2017-09-15 05:55:05 PM  
did you say ron burgandy suit?
img.fark.net
 
433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-15 05:56:07 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2017-09-15 05:57:17 PM  

BigNumber12: In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania, another student with a wealthy father was Candice Bergen, daughter of popular ventriloquist Edgar Bergen

I now doubt everything else the article asserts.


It's true. Old old school variety shows in the days before Smothers Brothers and Laugh-In were kinda weird and different.
 
2017-09-15 05:57:20 PM  
It wasn't the suit or the car. Don just has no Game.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 05:59:11 PM  
jocksandstilettojill.com
 
2017-09-15 06:00:28 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 06:01:59 PM  
vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2017-09-15 06:02:05 PM  

four95: [jocksandstilettojill.com image 300x286]


You know your daddy got on a mushroom belt?
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-09-15 06:04:11 PM  

darth sunshine: did you say ron burgandy suit?
[img.fark.net image 275x183]


The fact that Anchorman wasn't first at the top of the thread is a disgrace to Fark.
 
2017-09-15 06:07:18 PM  

BigNumber12: In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania, another student with a wealthy father was Candice Bergen, daughter of popular ventriloquist Edgar Bergen

I now doubt everything else the article asserts.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 06:10:28 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2017-09-15 06:12:30 PM  
And was a douche . . .

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!

Wow,  Damn, Candice, where was this story during the campaign?  Can you imagine Hillary telling this story at one of the debates?  Sweet Jesus.
 
2017-09-15 06:19:08 PM  

Richard Freckle: ImpendingCynic: skyotter: What a maroon.

/hope that's as funny as it was in my head

Pretty shady if you ask me.

I like off-color humor


I don't know if I like your tone.
 
2017-09-15 06:21:00 PM  

Atillathepun: Richard Freckle: ImpendingCynic: skyotter: What a maroon.

/hope that's as funny as it was in my head

Pretty shady if you ask me.

I like off-color humor

I don't know if I like your tone.


But one thing I do know is that Donald Trump is a chauvinist pigment.
 
2017-09-15 06:21:41 PM  

darth sunshine: did you say ron burgandy suit?
[img.fark.net image 275x183]


Came here for Ron Burgandy.  Thanks for taking care of that.
 
2017-09-15 06:22:00 PM  
At least Trump hasn't whored out his daughter to play a child prostitute in a move.

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 06:22:33 PM  
it was an homage to her last name. he thought it was spelled "bergendy."
 
2017-09-15 06:25:34 PM  

fernt: At least Trump hasn't whored out his daughter to play a child prostitute in a move.

[img.fark.net image 440x248]


A move? He moved on his daughter like a biatch. He whored her out to himself and it wasn't just a movie. The movie starred different whores, coming soon. Keep your eyes pee led.
 
2017-09-15 06:27:30 PM  

you are a puppet: fernt: At least Trump hasn't whored out his daughter to play a child prostitute in a move.

[img.fark.net image 440x248]

A move? He moved on his daughter like a biatch. He whored her out to himself and it wasn't just a movie. The movie starred different whores, coming soon. Keep your eyes pee led.


ie . . .  damned autocorrect
 
2017-09-15 06:30:23 PM  
@fernt...

Thanks for once again pointing out that modern day "conservatives" cannot distinguish reality from fiction.
 
2017-09-15 06:33:15 PM  

BigNumber12: In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania, another student with a wealthy father was Candice Bergen, daughter of popular ventriloquist Edgar Bergen

I now doubt everything else the article asserts.


It's true.  Edgar Bergen was a huge star. He was also a ventriloquist on the radio, which sounds ridiculous, but it was a hit show for years.

Fun fact: Edgar Bergen's show was the one people tuned away from five mins in (after the opening monologue a singer was featured) and landed on Orson Welles' War Of The Worlds broadcast, missingthe opening disclaimer.
 
2017-09-15 06:34:16 PM  

here to help: @fernt...

Thanks for once again pointing out that modern day "conservatives" cannot distinguish reality from fiction.


Hey, I'M not the one who watches MSNBC...
 
2017-09-15 06:36:18 PM  

VisualiseThis: [img.fark.net image 425x566]


Still makes a better POTUS than Trump ever could.
 
2017-09-15 06:36:40 PM  
Cool assumption, bro.

You sure put me in my place.

lulz
 
2017-09-15 06:38:10 PM  

BitwiseShift: BigNumber12: In the mid-1960s, when Donald Trump attended the University of Pennsylvania, another student with a wealthy father was Candice Bergen, daughter of popular ventriloquist Edgar Bergen

I now doubt everything else the article asserts.


img.fark.net

That guy on the right is pretty burly. Colonel Sanders without his glasses?
 
2017-09-15 06:38:30 PM  
Right, left, whatever.
 
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