Epoch_Zero: This is the worst timeline.
skyotter: You're not "alpha" until you've killed him, eaten his children, and raped his mate.
shinji3i: [ichef.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]This Gorilla is alpha. Not fighting anybody, charging anything while beating its chest, just standing in the middle of the road going "Hey, my family is crossing the road right now. Needs to happen. Everybody be cool and we'll be done quickly."Not sure what similar qualities anyone in the Trump family exhibits. Maybe Barron I guess, he seems pretty chill.
Epic Fap Session: Hamm's the alpha.[img.fark.net image 445x251]/rockin' that hangdown like a boss!
Markoff_Cheney: JON HAMM HAS A LARGE PENIS.
naughtyrev: Hey Jr, pretty sure you don't want to get in a dick measuring contest with Jon Hamm.
Diogenes: Epic Fap Session: Hamm's the alpha.[img.fark.net image 445x251]/rockin' that hangdown like a boss!*swoon*
HotWingConspiracy: Hamm is going to fark his wife. One might say he's going to go Hamm on her.
Veloram: Where the fark is his chin?
Diogenes: Donald Trump Jr.✔@DonaldJTrumpJrPro tip: If you have to tell others you're an alpha... you're not. https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/908688396461240320 ...Perhaps you should share that bit of conventional wisdom with daddy, punk ass.
Vacation Bible School: Diogenes: Donald Trump Jr.✔@DonaldJTrumpJrPro tip: If you have to tell others you're an alpha... you're not. https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/908688396461240320 ...Perhaps you should share that bit of conventional wisdom with daddy, punk ass.[YouTube video]
NewportBarGuy: [img.fark.net image 425x221]"I am the Omega Man."
Blathering Idjut: As a 50-year old guy who likes looking at beautiful women, drinks scotch, loves old school Schwarzenegger flicks, smokes cigars and fixes his own car it's still pretty weird to me how some folks have such farked up views of what being an alpha, tough guy is.For example: I look at that skinny guy from Chicago who put himself through school, dedicated himself to the community & his family, bothered to learn about the history of this country and it's constitution and teach same and governed using objective reason, a willingness to use force but also a rock-solid knowledge that America's influence isn't tied only to military prowess and often it's as much what you don't say or do as what you do. A solid sense of his and his country's place in history. A command of issues. I look at that guy and I think "there's a god-damned MAN." He embodied power. Real power.By comparison I look at the current president and see a blowhard. A liar. A coward. A moron who can't be bothered to read a book. A contemptible used-car salesman. The Sham-Wow Guy of presidents. And, I laugh at seriously other folks take him as a man. Not at the considerable power he wields by virtue of the office. But by himself as a man. For the grace of being born rich he'd be lucky to hold down a job stocking the freezer at a McDonalds. The idea that some folks that support this joke of a man are given to calling those that don't "cucks" is astronomically absurd. There is nothing macho about Donald Trump. He is not an Alpha.
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