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(The Hill)   Don Jr. spars with Jon Hamm over who's alpha. Helpful picture of a beta included   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-15 12:09:28 PM  
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FTFY, subby.
 
2017-09-15 12:13:51 PM  
Two hams and a Hamm.
 
2017-09-15 12:13:51 PM  
Hey Jr, pretty sure you don't want to get in a dick measuring contest with Jon Hamm.
 
2017-09-15 12:14:38 PM  
Are you sure you want to get into a dick-slapping contest with John Hamm, Half-Scoop?

Because that guy's packing a kielbasa and I'm guessing you inherited daddy's cocktail weenie.
 
2017-09-15 12:17:13 PM  
Hey, subby... I think you mistook a cuck for a beta
 
2017-09-15 12:17:26 PM  
*shakes tiny weenie fist at naughtyrev*
 
2017-09-15 12:19:23 PM  
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2017-09-15 12:30:47 PM  
JON HAMM HAS A LARGE PENIS.
 
2017-09-15 12:30:56 PM  
"It was the shortest I've ever stayed at an 'SNL' after-party," Hamm said. The event was held after an episode of the show hosted by Trump during his campaign for president.

The event was held after an episode of the show hosted by Trump during his campaign for president.



Does it bear repeating? More like amateur hour at the Hill.
 
2017-09-15 01:01:48 PM  
Hamm, the smear's refreshing. Hamm.
 
2017-09-15 01:01:48 PM  
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr
Pro tip: If you have to tell others you're an alpha... you're not. https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/908688396461240320 ...


Perhaps you should share that bit of conventional wisdom with daddy, punk ass.
 
2017-09-15 01:03:21 PM  
Regardless of designation, I suggest the entire Trump klan pop a few soma and chill the fark out for a change.
 
2017-09-15 01:22:48 PM  
This is the worst timeline.
 
2017-09-15 01:23:04 PM  
You're not "alpha" until you've killed him, eaten his children, and raped his mate.
 
2017-09-15 01:24:57 PM  
Diogenes: Donald Trump Jr.✔@DonaldJTrumpJr
Pro tip: If you have to tell others you're an alpha... you're not.


Amateur Trump trying to give a "pro tip". SMH.
 
2017-09-15 01:25:10 PM  
Hamm is going to fark his wife. One might say he's going to go Hamm on her.
 
2017-09-15 01:25:50 PM  

Epoch_Zero: This is the worst timeline.


I was going to suggest that the worst time line was the one where Trump blew up the world 5 minutes after getting inaugurated, but then it occurred to me those people at least are no longer dealing with a Trump presidency.

Lucky roach-eating bastards.
 
2017-09-15 01:26:10 PM  

skyotter: You're not "alpha" until you've killed him, eaten his children, and raped his mate.


And "dominated" all of the other males in the pack.
 
2017-09-15 01:26:23 PM  
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This Gorilla is alpha. Not fighting anybody, charging anything while beating its chest, just standing in the middle of the road going "Hey, my family is crossing the road right now. Needs to happen. Everybody be cool and we'll be done quickly."

Not sure what similar qualities anyone in the Trump family exhibits. Maybe Barron I guess, he seems pretty chill.
 
2017-09-15 01:27:12 PM  
Yeah.  Nothing screams strong, classically male like the Trump boys.  A set of fearful chicken hawks who like to attack people with lawyers and "my daddy" assertions.

Swoon.
 
2017-09-15 01:28:20 PM  
Trump apologized and described his language as "locker-room talk."

Trump apologized?  I must have missed that.
 
2017-09-15 01:28:33 PM  
Betas are Farking hard core
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 obscure?
 
2017-09-15 01:28:52 PM  
There aren't too many things less alpha than using Twitter to have an argument. It's kind of the ultimate passive-aggressive proxy fight.
 
2017-09-15 01:30:39 PM  
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2017-09-15 01:31:27 PM  
Eric Trump, the president's second-oldest son, previously described his father as an "alpha" in his explanation of Trump's controversial comments from the now-infamous "Access Hollywood" tape in which he is caught on a hot mic bragging about groping women without consent.

Junior Scoop says "alpha", I say "asshole". Same thing, really, I guess...
 
2017-09-15 01:32:17 PM  
Hamm's the alpha.

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/rockin' that hangdown like a boss!
 
2017-09-15 01:33:07 PM  

shinji3i: [ichef.bbci.co.uk image 850x478]
This Gorilla is alpha. Not fighting anybody, charging anything while beating its chest, just standing in the middle of the road going "Hey, my family is crossing the road right now. Needs to happen. Everybody be cool and we'll be done quickly."

Not sure what similar qualities anyone in the Trump family exhibits. Maybe Barron I guess, he seems pretty chill.


Barron is not the Alpha, he is....the Expert.

Don: So can I grab it later?
Melania: In your dreams fatty
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2017-09-15 01:33:42 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Hamm's the alpha.

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/rockin' that hangdown like a boss!


*swoon*
 
2017-09-15 01:34:06 PM  
Where the fark is his chin?
 
2017-09-15 01:35:23 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: JON HAMM HAS A LARGE PENIS.


And Donald Trump has a tiny one. That's why Trump is always trying to bully people- so they don't notice that hair isn't the only thing he has in common with a Ken doll.
 
2017-09-15 01:35:26 PM  

naughtyrev: Hey Jr, pretty sure you don't want to get in a dick measuring contest with Jon Hamm.


If you'll kindly get me a ruler, STAT, I'll judge.
/always did prefer Hamm to chicken
 
2017-09-15 01:36:04 PM  
FTFA: "I think sometimes when guys are together they get carried away, and sometimes that's what happens when alpha personalities are in the same presence..."

Yeah, when a couple of big strong Alpha Males like 70 year old fatty Donald Trump and 5' 9" Billy Bush start swinging their pipes around, we're just lucky every woman in that whole city didn't wind up spontaneously pregnant.
 
2017-09-15 01:36:13 PM  

Diogenes: Epic Fap Session: Hamm's the alpha.

[img.fark.net image 445x251]
/rockin' that hangdown like a boss!

*swoon*


Yeah, nobody is that straight.
 
2017-09-15 01:38:27 PM  
Pro-tip: If you have to react to every perceived slight with a petty attack, you're an insecure, ineffectual, pathetic man-child.
 
2017-09-15 01:39:23 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Hamm is going to fark his wife. One might say he's going to go Hamm on her.


He should do it with Madonna's "Like a Virgin" playing in the room. After all, it's going to take her some time to adjust to a summer sausage after only having cocktail weenies.
 
2017-09-15 01:42:21 PM  
Alphas have chins.
 
2017-09-15 01:43:02 PM  

Veloram: Where the fark is his chin?


shiat. Should've read the whole thread.
 
2017-09-15 01:43:36 PM  
Half Scoop isn't even a gamma.
 
2017-09-15 01:43:56 PM  
If you have to keep telling people that you didn't get where you are because of daddy's money, you probably got where you are because of daddy's money.  Applicable to both Sr. and Jr.
 
2017-09-15 01:43:57 PM  
I'm a Gamma Male, the most penetrating kind.
 
2017-09-15 01:44:26 PM  
Trump call me on my cell phone. Drake song
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2017-09-15 01:45:25 PM  
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"I am the Omega Man."
 
2017-09-15 01:48:46 PM  

Diogenes: Donald Trump Jr.✔@DonaldJTrumpJr
Pro tip: If you have to tell others you're an alpha... you're not. https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/908688396461240320 ...

Perhaps you should share that bit of conventional wisdom with daddy, punk ass.


Gorka The alpha males are back
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2017-09-15 01:50:21 PM  
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2017-09-15 01:50:30 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Diogenes: Donald Trump Jr.✔@DonaldJTrumpJr
Pro tip: If you have to tell others you're an alpha... you're not. https://twitter.com/vanityfair/status/908688396461240320 ...

Perhaps you should share that bit of conventional wisdom with daddy, punk ass.

[YouTube video]


Goddammit. Why hasn't that guy been raped to death yet by a pack of meth fueled Nazis.
 
2017-09-15 01:54:12 PM  
👏JON HAMM👏 SHOW👏 ME👏 THAT 👏DICK👏
 
2017-09-15 01:58:52 PM  
As a 50-year old guy who likes looking at beautiful women, drinks scotch, loves old school Schwarzenegger flicks, smokes cigars and fixes his own car it's still pretty weird to me how some folks have such farked up views of what being an alpha, tough guy is.

For example: I look at that skinny guy from Chicago who put himself through school, dedicated himself to the community & his family, bothered to learn about the history of this country and it's constitution and teach same and governed using objective reason, a willingness to use force but also a rock-solid knowledge that America's influence isn't tied only to military prowess and often it's as much what you don't say or do as what you do. A solid sense of his and his country's place in history.  A command of issues. I look at that guy and I think "there's a god-damned MAN."  He embodied power.  Real power.

By comparison I look at the current president and see a blowhard.  A liar.  A coward. A moron who can't be bothered to read a book.  A contemptible used-car salesman.  The Sham-Wow Guy of presidents.  And, I laugh at seriously other folks take him as a man. Not at the considerable power he wields by virtue of the office.  But by himself as a man.  For the grace of being born rich he'd be lucky to hold down a job stocking the freezer at a McDonalds.  The idea that some folks that support this joke of a man are given to calling those that don't "cucks" is astronomically absurd.  There is nothing macho about Donald Trump.  He is not an Alpha.
 
2017-09-15 02:02:18 PM  
Maybe someone can explain something for me. The alt-right are obsessed with this idea of alpha males. They also claim the Jews run everything like the media, banks, and the government. Wouldn't that make the Jews the Alphas and the alt-right a bunch of cucks?
 
2017-09-15 02:02:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [img.fark.net image 425x221]

"I am the Omega Man."


Came for "whatcha thinkin about Don Jr?"
 
2017-09-15 02:02:25 PM  

Blathering Idjut: As a 50-year old guy who likes looking at beautiful women, drinks scotch, loves old school Schwarzenegger flicks, smokes cigars and fixes his own car it's still pretty weird to me how some folks have such farked up views of what being an alpha, tough guy is.

For example: I look at that skinny guy from Chicago who put himself through school, dedicated himself to the community & his family, bothered to learn about the history of this country and it's constitution and teach same and governed using objective reason, a willingness to use force but also a rock-solid knowledge that America's influence isn't tied only to military prowess and often it's as much what you don't say or do as what you do. A solid sense of his and his country's place in history.  A command of issues. I look at that guy and I think "there's a god-damned MAN."  He embodied power.  Real power.

By comparison I look at the current president and see a blowhard.  A liar.  A coward. A moron who can't be bothered to read a book.  A contemptible used-car salesman.  The Sham-Wow Guy of presidents.  And, I laugh at seriously other folks take him as a man. Not at the considerable power he wields by virtue of the office.  But by himself as a man.  For the grace of being born rich he'd be lucky to hold down a job stocking the freezer at a McDonalds.  The idea that some folks that support this joke of a man are given to calling those that don't "cucks" is astronomically absurd.  There is nothing macho about Donald Trump.  He is not an Alpha.


Yeah, it was nice having a real leader who was respected at home and abroad. Our current guy makes the W administration look well run and subtle.
 
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