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(WGNO)   Couple busted for filming themselves having sex in public library definitely looks like they have a librarian fetish   ( wgno.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Houma public library, Crime, Rex A. Jernigan, 33-year-old Elizabeth Jernigan, Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana, Criminal law  
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11319 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Sep 2017 at 1:16 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2017-09-15 07:46:56 AM  
Just a reminder everyone: don't fark in public.
 
2017-09-15 08:35:12 AM  
Both were arrested and booked on six counts of obscenity

Jeeze. I remember in the 60's when the cops could go into a library and no body was farking and they could still book someone on 12 counts of obscenity, at the least. All they needed was a copy of what ever book the League of Whiny Christian Moms were against that week.

By the way, that League of Whiny Christian Moms has grown to a powerful political force and it would do us all good to kick it down pretty hard now.
 
2017-09-15 08:37:31 AM  
Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?
 
2017-09-15 08:43:14 AM  
I highly doubt someone will find and post a link to their pornhub page so I don't know why I'm posting anything here.
 
2017-09-15 09:07:43 AM  

vudukungfu: Both were arrested and booked on six counts of obscenity

Jizz.


Well, if they were able to finish in time...
 
2017-09-15 09:33:26 AM  
i was going to try it once, but couldn't get the bed through the gate
 
2017-09-15 10:16:27 AM  
That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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2017-09-15 10:25:59 AM  
Where else can you get your decimal dewy?
 
2017-09-15 12:21:55 PM  
Both were arrested and booked on six counts of obscenity.

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2017-09-15 12:33:28 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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you'd hit it.
 
2017-09-15 01:09:41 PM  
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2017-09-15 01:20:23 PM  
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2017-09-15 01:20:37 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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Somewhere out there are some scared dalmations.
 
2017-09-15 01:22:15 PM  
A Tale of Two Titties
 
2017-09-15 01:23:04 PM  
Forced voyeurism is gross.

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2017-09-15 01:24:52 PM  
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/This is not a bookmark

//Fark IS my personal erotica site

///I love libraries.
 
2017-09-15 01:25:42 PM  

jdog71: Forced voyeurism is gross.

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He'll grow up to be a cop.  He's already got the haircut, the physique, and the glasses.
 
2017-09-15 01:26:36 PM  
Just don't try to incorporate the books as toys...paper-cuts on the pecker do not a good time make.
 
2017-09-15 01:26:50 PM  

voodoomedic: [img.fark.net image 425x579]

/This is not a bookmark

//Fark IS my personal erotica site

///I love libraries.


*closes browser*
 
2017-09-15 01:27:23 PM  

Kouta: Just a reminder everyone: don't fark in public.


Or if you do, don't film it and post it on a public website...
 
2017-09-15 01:27:50 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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That better be some obscure, local free site, because who the fark would want to watch that?
 
2017-09-15 01:38:22 PM  

voodoomedic: [img.fark.net image 425x579]

/This is not a bookmark

//Fark IS my personal erotica site

///I love libraries.


Secksy librarian thread GO!
 
2017-09-15 01:39:16 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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That's no woman - thats Connie Marble!
 
2017-09-15 01:44:27 PM  
To their credit, the public library is about the only place in Houma you can have sex and not risk being eaten by alligators.
 
Kiz [BareFark]
2017-09-15 01:44:29 PM  
It would have only been 1 count, but the arresting officers kept clapping and asking for encores.
 
2017-09-15 01:48:25 PM  
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I believe that's Leonard's mom.
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2017-09-15 01:49:04 PM  
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2017-09-15 01:49:34 PM  
Terrebonne county.

Terror.  Bone.
 
2017-09-15 01:50:00 PM  
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But when I try, in here, to tell, you dear
I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian...Marian
It's a long lost cause I can never win
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
Any talking out loud with any librarian
Such as Maaaaaaaarian.....

Madam Libraaaaaaaarian.


Yes, please.
In a heartbeat!
Even today, at age 83.
 
2017-09-15 01:50:50 PM  

GooberMcFly: I highly doubt someone will find and post a link to their pornhub page so I don't know why I'm posting anything here.


It's not my fault Drew banned tiny.url. I blame GorGor.
 
2017-09-15 01:51:49 PM  
That's actually hot by Houma standards.

/nothin' good ever happens in Houma
 
2017-09-15 01:54:17 PM  

Kouta: Just a reminder everyone: don't fark in public.


Or, if you do, don't take video of it. Or, if you do, don't make it available online. Or, if you do, make sure that you and/or the location are not identifiable...
 
2017-09-15 01:55:50 PM  
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2017-09-15 01:57:11 PM  
How dare they defile the good name of pornography with their ugliness!
 
2017-09-15 02:04:20 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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Must be in dog years.
 
2017-09-15 02:09:31 PM  

GooberMcFly: I highly doubt someone will find and post a link to their pornhub page so I don't know why I'm posting anything here.


Give Ted Cruz a bit and he'll tweet it out for you.
 
2017-09-15 02:10:56 PM  

vudukungfu: Both were arrested and booked on six counts of obscenity

Jeeze. I remember in the 60's when the cops could go into a library and no body was farking and they could still book someone on 12 counts of obscenity, at the least. All they needed was a copy of what ever book the League of Whiny Christian Moms were against that week.

By the way, that League of Whiny Christian Moms has grown to a powerful political force and it would do us all good to kick it down pretty hard now.


I now want to create a legal organization with that name and troll real conservative organizations by signing on to whatever it is they're trying to promote.
 
2017-09-15 02:11:52 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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He doesn't look like a CIA operative Who tricked his wife into doing something out of characteristically sexy.
 
2017-09-15 02:12:43 PM  

Kouta: Just a reminder everyone: don't fark in public.


...if you aren't hot.
 
2017-09-15 02:13:01 PM  
What a librarian fetish might look like:

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// what do you mean, not that kind of fetish?
 
2017-09-15 02:13:02 PM  
So where is the obscenity? They weren't caught or observed "in public," they just posted the films which is protected speech.
 
2017-09-15 02:14:33 PM  
Were they caught by the library policeman?
Fuimus, non sumus
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2017-09-15 02:15:11 PM  

The water was cold: [img.fark.net image 850x731]

But when I try, in here, to tell, you dear
I love you madly, madly, Madam Librarian...Marian
It's a long lost cause I can never win
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
Any talking out loud with any librarian
Such as Maaaaaaaarian.....
Madam Libraaaaaaaarian.

Yes, please.
In a heartbeat!
Even today, at age 83.


Rhythmic book stamping revs my engine to this day.
 
2017-09-15 02:16:12 PM  

GeneralMaverick: [img.fark.net image 346x146]


(shakes trumpy fist)
You win!
 
2017-09-15 02:17:07 PM  

MBooda: To their credit, the public library is about the only place in Houma you can have sex and not risk being eaten by alligators.


...begs to differ:
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2017-09-15 02:21:40 PM  

hugram: That's a rough looking 33-year-old woman.
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Yeah, I thought it was milf-librarian thing at first.  Then I read the ages...
 
2017-09-15 02:24:11 PM  

special20: MBooda: To their credit, the public library is about the only place in Houma you can have sex and not risk being eaten by alligators.

...begs to differ:
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Good point. They have trees there, why not gators?
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2017-09-15 02:24:26 PM  
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2017-09-15 02:24:28 PM  

vudukungfu: Both were arrested and booked on six counts of obscenity

Jeeze. I remember in the 60's when the cops could go into a library and no body was farking and they could still book someone on 12 counts of obscenity, at the least. All they needed was a copy of what ever book the League of Whiny Christian Moms were against that week.

By the way, that League of Whiny Christian Moms has grown to a powerful political force and it would do us all good to kick it down pretty hard now.


Evangelicals have become the principal proponents of Obscenity In Government.  Why, you might ask?  Simple--Donald Trump promised them that they would not be held accountable for their wrongs.

This is literally the only thing Evangelicals and Law Enforcement heard when voting for him.
 
2017-09-15 02:25:47 PM  
Is this what Houma sexuality looks like?
 
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