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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Who rides their jet skis over a humpback whale? Honestly   ( adn.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, jet skiers, Law of the United States, United States Congress, United States, whales, Fox Island, federal law, Washington, D.C.  
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2017-09-15 01:05:36 AM  
Jerks.
 
2017-09-15 02:46:02 AM  
It's an idea that may have been cool at one time, but it jumped the shark when this guy did it:

media.gettyimages.com
 
2017-09-15 02:46:28 AM  
Maybe they were just scraping barnacles?
 
2017-09-15 02:47:39 AM  
I've actually been there.

img.fark.net

One of many pics I took.
 
2017-09-15 03:23:12 AM  
Jet skiers are and always have been horrible people. There I said it.
 
2017-09-15 04:14:06 AM  
People who want to go to prison?
 
2017-09-15 04:18:03 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Jet skiers are and always have been horrible people. There I said it.


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 04:19:20 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Jet skiers are and always have been horrible people. There I said it.


I pissed in your gas tank and have rampant glycosuria. There, I said THAT.
 
2017-09-15 04:20:30 AM  
People that want to lose their life?
Humpback Whale Breaches Near a Boat Off New Jersey
Youtube TA7nBE2PeXc
 
2017-09-15 04:35:09 AM  
img.fark.net
The whales were kind of being dicks though
 
2017-09-15 04:36:54 AM  
Those aren't Jet Skis.  There!  I said it.
 
2017-09-15 04:50:49 AM  
Those asshole, bottom dwelling, walking stacks of feces need to be tied to the tail of a humpback just for one dive. When the whale surfaces, we can cut them free and use their bloated carcasses as a warning sign to not do that. Kind of how they used to hang pirates in the bays of "civilised " countries.
Tldr; assholes need to be taught a lesson.
 
2017-09-15 05:13:14 AM  
trump-loving scumbags.

There, I said it.
 
2017-09-15 05:32:39 AM  

fusillade762: I've actually been there.

[img.fark.net image 604x453]

One of many pics I took.


You look fat.
 
2017-09-15 06:28:18 AM  
I thought it was required by law to have some sort of mental impairment to operate a jet ski.
 
2017-09-15 06:39:33 AM  
It cuts prop scars deep in their shoulders. Those people need to grow up.
 
2017-09-15 06:49:21 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2017-09-15 06:59:04 AM  
img.fark.net

Paddleboards are okay, though.
 
2017-09-15 07:00:40 AM  
Short answer? Assholes.
Long answer? Jet skiers, they are the rice grinder het bikes, and a all terrain vehicle riders of the water ways.
They love to disrupt nature and generally are the complete opposite of environmentalists.

F ark 'em.
 
2017-09-15 07:40:42 AM  

vudukungfu: Short answer? Assholes.
Long answer? Jet skiers, they are the rice grinder het bikes, and a all terrain vehicle riders of the water ways.
They love to disrupt nature and generally are the complete opposite of environmentalists.

F ark 'em.


At the Jersey Shore they make guidos in cigarette boats look civil.
 
2017-09-15 07:52:39 AM  

Parthenogenetic: [upload.wikimedia.org image 317x266]


Arthur Fonzarelli's got an army of clones!
 
2017-09-15 08:48:26 AM  
i.memeful.com
 
2017-09-15 08:51:00 AM  

vudukungfu: Short answer? Assholes.
Long answer? Jet skiers, they are the rice grinder het bikes, and a all terrain vehicle riders of the water ways.
They love to disrupt nature and generally are the complete opposite of environmentalists.

F ark 'em.


I have always hated these guys, I can't count how many times these kinds of asshole disrupted our college sailing training days of delayed our regattas.
 
2017-09-15 08:59:52 AM  
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img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 09:00:03 AM  
These sound like the guys who tear up national forests on their ATVs
 
2017-09-15 09:13:11 AM  

ChrisDe: It cuts prop scars deep in their shoulders. Those people need to grow up.


You have no idea how a JET ski works
 
2017-09-15 09:24:42 AM  

fusillade762: I've actually been there.

[img.fark.net image 604x453]

One of many pics I took.


I saw a full breach and many fluke up dives on honeymoon in Maui. An impressive sight to say the least.

/good job catching the breach on a still photo!
 
2017-09-15 09:38:08 AM  
I can understand an accident where a whale comes up under you but I'd never do it on porpoise.
 
2017-09-15 09:49:31 AM  

bo_loo: ChrisDe: It cuts prop scars deep in their shoulders. Those people need to grow up.

You have no idea how a JET ski works


You have no idea how a good troll works.
 
2017-09-15 09:54:00 AM  
Hopefully there was a pod of orcas on the other side.
 
2017-09-15 09:59:24 AM  

ChrisDe: It cuts prop scars deep in their shoulders. Those people need to grow up.



how the hell does a watercraft cause prop scars?

intake scratches, maybe, but they're more up in the hull on those machine

jetskis and small watercraft are fun, 3 person personal watercraft are boring
 
2017-09-15 10:07:23 AM  

rukus: ChrisDe: It cuts prop scars deep in their shoulders. Those people need to grow up.


how the hell does a watercraft cause prop scars?

intake scratches, maybe, but they're more up in the hull on those machine

jetskis and small watercraft are fun, 3 person personal watercraft are boring


It was an old song reference joke. But nothing is obscure on Fark. AlwaysRightBoy gets me.
 
OOF
2017-09-15 10:15:34 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 11:08:38 AM  

ChrisDe: It cuts prop scars deep in their shoulders. Those people need to grow up.


Jet skis don't have propellers...but a dick move regardless. Looking at the photos, I observed white framed sunglasses, which I have found to be one of the primary marks of the douchebag.
Jetski(animal harassment) X white sunglasses=img.fark.net levels of douchebaggery.
 
2017-09-15 11:27:13 AM  

WinoRhino: [img.fark.net image 480x320]

Paddleboards are okay, though.


Whale, technically you're supposed to (and you really want to) raft up with another boarder and sit it out if you find yourself close to whales and never want to paddle toward them. Same for kayaks.
 
2017-09-15 12:17:35 PM  
img.fark.net
Revenge will be his.
 
2017-09-15 12:50:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Short answer? Assholes.
Long answer? Jet skiers, they are the rice grinder het bikes, and a all terrain vehicle riders of the water ways.
They love to disrupt nature and generally are the complete opposite of environmentalists.

F ark 'em.


Indeed. Our bow lookouts alert the captain to the presence of jet skiers with a gesture meant to symbolize a flying a-hole. They're the unmuffled Harleys of the water.
 
2017-09-15 01:00:10 PM  
There's a way to take care of this.
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-15 05:07:00 PM  
Came for The Fonz, leaving.
 
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