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(NECN Boston)   In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy   ( necn.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Hurricane Irma, Sexual intercourse, Fifty-two-year-old Paul West, wooded hiking area, Cannon Hills, Cannon Hills area, Officer Ryan Arundel, Salem police station  
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2017-09-14 08:11:28 PM  
While his property was being search and inventoried, officers found three notes describing sexually explicit acts.

Gotta keep those reminders handy so you don't forget where dildo goes.
 
2017-09-14 09:44:28 PM  
I don't know why this song immediately came to mind, but as Florida Man...harummmph, get used to it, cause...

Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It
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2017-09-14 09:44:41 PM  
Florida Man is gonna Florida
 
2017-09-14 09:45:01 PM  

fusillade762: While his property was being search and inventoried, officers found three notes describing sexually explicit acts.

Gotta keep those reminders handy so you don't forget where dildo goes.


maybe it was a fleshlight, and his mom was home.

also, if you have to evacuate your house and leave your belongings, would the fleshlight be something you think you NEED to take with you?
 
2017-09-14 09:49:53 PM  
No information on what was in the 'sex kit', or the contents of the note?  Investigative journalism is truly dead.
 
2017-09-14 09:49:57 PM  

ar393: fusillade762: While his property was being search and inventoried, officers found three notes describing sexually explicit acts.

Gotta keep those reminders handy so you don't forget where dildo goes.

maybe it was a fleshlight, and his mom was home.

also, if you have to evacuate your house and leave your belongings, would the fleshlight be something you think you NEED to take with you?


Yes.
 
2017-09-14 10:04:27 PM  
West was arrested and taken back to the Salem police station.

WHY, IS HE A WITCH?
 
2017-09-14 10:05:04 PM  
I was told the policy was to call it "A" dildo.

Not "MY" dildo.

Big gubbmint spreading lies again.
 
2017-09-14 10:11:41 PM  
It didn't say dildo, it said "sex kit" and "sex toy." Which, really, could be any number of things from a violet wand to a flogger to a paddle to...well, use your imagination.

What I want to know is what was on those notes. Were they sex "dares"? Like "flog your bare ass in a park"? Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2017-09-14 10:13:07 PM  
and had a large sex toy in his hands

A large sex toy, a very large  sex toy.
 
2017-09-14 10:14:30 PM  
a) Clicking articles is for chumps

b) I need bail money... please help
 
2017-09-14 10:15:14 PM  

AstroJesus: and had a large sex toy in his hands

A large sex toy, a very large  sex toy.


A tactical sex toy even.
 
2017-09-14 10:15:54 PM  

AstroJesus: and had a large sex toy in his hands

A large sex toy, a very large  sex toy.


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2017-09-14 10:24:19 PM  

AstroJesus: and had a large sex toy in his hands

A large sex toy, a very large  sex toy.


But they didn't mention the size of the dildo?
 
2017-09-14 10:34:07 PM  
Should I not have done that?
 
2017-09-14 10:35:56 PM  
Don't you hate when you have to stay with family and can't get any "alone time"?
 
2017-09-14 10:40:07 PM  

Naido: No information on what was in the 'sex kit', or the contents of the note?  Investigative journalism is truly dead.


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2017-09-14 11:05:09 PM  

Naido: Don't you hate when you have to stay with family and can't get any "alone time"?


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2017-09-14 11:47:26 PM  
You can take the man out of Florida sumthin sumthin come on vacation and leave on probation
 
2017-09-14 11:58:34 PM  
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2017-09-15 12:12:48 AM  
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2017-09-15 12:13:33 AM  

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I'm gonna larf when that pops!
 
2017-09-15 08:51:23 AM  

ar393: fusillade762: While his property was being search and inventoried, officers found three notes describing sexually explicit acts.

Gotta keep those reminders handy so you don't forget where dildo goes.

maybe it was a fleshlight, and his mom was home.

also, if you have to evacuate your house and leave your belongings, would the fleshlight be something you think you NEED to take with you?


You wouldn't want him to leave his loved one behind, would you?

Reminds of that sex doll guy thread the other day...you KNOW he'd bring her along in an evacuation.
 
2017-09-15 09:23:29 AM  
Was he driving a Chevy Cavalier wearing only socks and a pair of tighty-whities?   I saw him on I-95 North in Daytona area last Thursday.   Involved in a car accident he got out of the car and scared the bejezus out of us.

We kept driving.   Only moving 5mph but he was fat.  So we didn't fear he could catch up on foot

/not so csb
 
2017-09-16 11:16:15 AM  

here to help: a) Clicking articles is for chumps

b) I need bail money... please help


But I thought you were "here to help"
 
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