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(NBC4i)   A woman faces battery charges after deputies say she hit a man who did not want to have sex with her   ( nbc4i.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Phelps, Criminal law, Rebecca Lynn Phelps, victim, deputies, NEW PORT RICHEY, Comment, battery charges  
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2017-09-14 05:01:35 PM  
Nice to see Florida getting back to normal after Irma.
 
2017-09-14 05:12:22 PM  
A woman faces battery charges after deputies say she didn't have a charged battery.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2017-09-14 07:23:09 PM  
Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.
 
2017-09-14 07:32:41 PM  

ZAZ: Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.


Could it be worse than sweetened ice tea?
 
2017-09-14 07:36:13 PM  
From picture of her it looks like for once Florida man made the right decision.
 
2017-09-14 07:37:45 PM  
Don't blame him..protesting servicemen's funerals is a huge turn-off, Ms Phelps.
 
2017-09-14 07:41:18 PM  
Ooh let's click and see what this sexy woman
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2017-09-14 07:43:30 PM  
A battery charger on a woman's face has hit a deputies man with sex.

/ah.... go nothing
 
2017-09-14 07:45:03 PM  

ZAZ: Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.


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2017-09-14 07:46:22 PM  
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2017-09-14 07:46:43 PM  
Perhaps she will meet someone in jail who finds her attractive.

/And monkeys might fly out of my butt
 
2017-09-14 07:52:07 PM  
Well, at least he didn't hit it...
 
2017-09-14 07:55:25 PM  
What part of "Yes" does that dude not understand?
 
2017-09-14 08:00:38 PM  
Been there, I feel bad for the guy.
Sometimes, you are too tired, too drunk, the situation is too weird or you just REALLY don't want to go there with her. Sometimes it is a combination...

Anyway, it isn't cool to start swinging and you aren't going to make any friends/change any minds that way. The sneaky ones lure you in with "Just a BJ", then interuptus and try to run the bases on you. It's a cruel tactic, but you have been warned. Be prepared to make some hard choices: suit up and swim or zip up and run!
 
2017-09-14 08:09:27 PM  

doglover: ZAZ: Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.

Could it be worse than sweetened ice tea?


Some vodka makes sweetened ice tea go down a lot smoother.
 
2017-09-14 08:09:37 PM  
Why did they not tell me the woman's age?  That's half the fun of mug shots.
 
2017-09-14 08:09:45 PM  
Should have just shot him dead... you get in less trouble for that nowadays.

=Smidge=
 
2017-09-14 08:10:37 PM  
4 double-D battery charges?
/dnrtfa
 
2017-09-14 08:13:23 PM  
I wonder... if their roles were reversed would he be charged with attempted rape, sexual assault and battery or something?
 
2017-09-14 08:13:42 PM  
Good call on his part. I'd rather take the beating too.
 
2017-09-14 08:14:25 PM  
She should be charged with battery for just looking at the camera.
 
2017-09-14 08:20:41 PM  
Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.
 
2017-09-14 08:22:42 PM  

doglover: ZAZ: Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.

Could it be worse than sweetened ice tea?


YES!
 
2017-09-14 08:29:50 PM  
Correct decisions were made that day.
 
fek [TotalFark]
2017-09-14 08:38:09 PM  
that's a dude. mustache gives it away.
 
2017-09-14 08:45:19 PM  
I'm wondering how much physical damage I would tolerate to avoid sexy with this woman.  Somewhere between 3 broken limbs and a coma
 
2017-09-14 08:45:51 PM  

doglover: ZAZ: Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.

Could it be worse than sweetened ice tea?


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Sweet tea is awesome.
 
2017-09-14 08:46:13 PM  

Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.


Yep. I have even had some lady friends call it sexual abuse for their husbands / BFs to turn them down for sex.

Women should never be objectified.

At the same time, some women need to understand that men are not always willing to have sex at the drop of a hat.
 
2017-09-14 08:47:44 PM  
Craigslist must not panned out
 
2017-09-14 08:55:28 PM  

Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.


I thought it was the other way around?
 
2017-09-14 09:10:19 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.

I thought it was the other way around?


They don't melt down, and it restrains the crazy?
 
2017-09-14 09:12:18 PM  
She's going to have to hit me too.
 
2017-09-14 09:13:23 PM  
The only thing crazier than Florida Man is Florida Woman.
 
2017-09-14 09:23:59 PM  

Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.


Most women just don't have much experience with sexual rejection, but...

*checks photo*

I gotta think she's heard "no" before. Like, at least a couple'a times.
 
2017-09-14 09:23:59 PM  
*clicks TFA*

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2017-09-14 09:38:32 PM  

Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.


Yep, can confirm. Currently trying to avoid the crazy-grenade with a married former coworker that I'm just not into, regardless of her marital status.

How do you safely friend-zone a biker chick?
 
2017-09-14 09:38:39 PM  
It is funny how some women react when a man turns down sex. My ex-wife used to use sex to smooth over ANYTHING because, it worked. And it worked in her previous relationships. The first time I turned her down she thought I was kidding and kept advancing. When I said "I'm serious! I am pissed off and I don't want to fark you" she went through two stages. First I saw her brain break, she couldn't wrap her head around it. Then she got PISSSED!

She didn't hit me but she threw shiat.

The divorce wasn't very long after that.
 
2017-09-14 09:42:27 PM  

PolyHatSnake: How do you safely friend-zone a biker chick?


Kick-start her vibrator for her, she'll get the hint.
 
2017-09-14 09:58:56 PM  

C18H27NO3: 4 double-D battery charges?
/dnrtfa


Double D battery charges?  Nah, it's Pasco County where they pull the pickup truck close enough to the bedroom window to shove jumper cables through.
 
2017-09-14 10:12:28 PM  
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2017-09-14 10:17:54 PM  
🎼if loving her is wroooong, I don't want to be right!

Now where's my vodak...oh there it is.

Hand me a snorkle and some antibiotics, I'll take care of this
 
2017-09-14 10:20:29 PM  

PolyHatSnake: Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.

Yep, can confirm. Currently trying to avoid the crazy-grenade with a married former coworker that I'm just not into, regardless of her marital status.

How do you safely friend-zone a biker chick?


I'd let you know if you can tell me how to friendzone an ex-"escort"...
 
2017-09-14 10:21:27 PM  

The Soupman Cumeth: PolyHatSnake: Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.

Yep, can confirm. Currently trying to avoid the crazy-grenade with a married former coworker that I'm just not into, regardless of her marital status.

How do you safely friend-zone a biker chick?

I'd let you know if you can tell me how to friendzone an ex-"escort"...


Not even joking...just drunkenly honest
 
2017-09-14 10:32:46 PM  

The Soupman Cumeth: PolyHatSnake: Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.

Yep, can confirm. Currently trying to avoid the crazy-grenade with a married former coworker that I'm just not into, regardless of her marital status.

How do you safely friend-zone a biker chick?

I'd let you know if you can tell me how to friendzone an ex-"escort"...


Despacito...
 
2017-09-14 10:43:01 PM  

MSBFDffpm: Semi-Sane: Women do go into full meltdown mode if you deny them sex. Absolutely demolishes their self-esteem or something, but it brings out the crazy.

I thought it was the other way around?


No, it's usually the guy who's the asshole if a woman is rejected while a woman can be as rude as they want.
 
2017-09-14 11:53:14 PM  
Good to see the law practicing gender equality.
 
2017-09-14 11:57:53 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: doglover: ZAZ: Reminds me of the West Virginia woman with a knife telling some guys to eat her pussy or get cut. It was on Fark several years back. I think it was West Virginia. It felt right for West Virginia.

Could it be worse than sweetened ice tea?

Some vodka makes sweetened ice tea go down a lot smoother.


You mean "sweetened ice tea can ruin vodka in large enough quantities"
 
2017-09-15 12:00:32 AM  
Also, this would never have hapened to Frank Sinatra.
 
2017-09-15 12:01:46 AM  

NephilimNexus: Good to see the law practicing gender equality.


She only faces battery charges. If there were genuine gender equality under the law, she would be looking at attempted rape at the least.
 
2017-09-15 12:39:19 AM  
I was actually expecting much much worse. Get a couple of bottles of Everclear in you, and she's not that bad.
 
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