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(Guardian)   Ivanka Trump is disappointed in the liberals that think she can keep her father from acting insane   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 05:58:06 PM  
To be fair, everyone should be disappointed in those people.
 
2017-09-14 06:10:51 PM  
Nope. My only expectation of you is that you'll make yourself as rich as possible off your position.
 
2017-09-14 06:16:27 PM  
Not disappointed at all. Because I don't think he's acting.
 
2017-09-14 06:22:13 PM  
I never expected anything of you, bish. Keep wandering around the WH busting into meetings and saying "Hi!".
 
2017-09-14 06:38:11 PM  
If you can't influence the president, then you are failing at your job as one of his senior advisors. You should quit and let someone who can influence him take your place.
 
2017-09-14 06:41:40 PM  
"Daddy, can I go to Iowa with you? Please? I can sit on your lap if you want."

I mean, if that's how you get around, then why can't you bend his ear a bit on not getting us killed, or worse?
 
2017-09-14 07:25:40 PM  
I'm pretty sure everyone misunderstood when Trump said he wanted her on his staff.
 
2017-09-14 07:28:46 PM  
As a liberal, my only expectation of her was to aid and abet in the Big Grift being being perpetrated by her husband and the rest of her family. She's as delusional as her father, minus the onset of dementia.
 
2017-09-14 08:56:13 PM  
Good, I'm disappointed at her for failing at being a living creature with a soul. Bottle blonde automaton.
 
2017-09-14 08:56:56 PM  
 
2017-09-14 08:57:20 PM  

Nadie_AZ: "Daddy, can I go to Iowa with you? Please? I can sit on your lap if you want."

I mean, if that's how you get around, then why can't you bend his ear a bit on not getting us killed, or worse?


She ain't bending his ear, and the part she is bending is too small to actually bend.
 
2017-09-14 08:58:50 PM  

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That's unfair. All working women have bottles of champagne that they can just dump into the ice cube trays.
 
2017-09-14 08:58:51 PM  
Unrealistic?

The only thing I expect Ivanka and her goofy husband to do is try to use their positions in the White House to enrich themselves on the side while everybody is watching her idiot father flail haplessly in every arena he enters.

I don't think either one of them seems particularly bright and neither one of them appears to have any real influence. I basically just expect them to grift on the side using their access within the White House to try and enhance their perceived value to potential marks.
 
2017-09-14 09:00:31 PM  
By the by, today, Two Scoops doubled down on the "both sides are bad" stuff in reaction to the  Charlottesville killing.
 
2017-09-14 09:02:58 PM  
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2017-09-14 09:03:24 PM  
She's a team player.
Party before country.
 
2017-09-14 09:03:41 PM  

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2017-09-14 09:04:55 PM  
No one expected anything. You're the mother of young children. That is your priority. You stepped into it by taking an official government position.
 
2017-09-14 09:05:34 PM  

stoli n coke: By the by, today, Two Scoops doubled down on the "both sides are bad" stuff in reaction to the  Charlottesville killing.


That's because he's an unrepentant asshole beyond measure. Same goes for his vile progeny.
 
2017-09-14 09:06:19 PM  
Yeah, we didn't expect much from Politician Barbie.
So, we'll not be disappointed.
 
2017-09-14 09:07:33 PM  
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2017-09-14 09:09:01 PM  

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damn it, I'm too slow, today... that's twice...
 
2017-09-14 09:17:20 PM  
She was always exactly as worthwhile as most other rich women who talk about women's issues.  Being rich isolates you from the vast majority of all issues that non-rich folks deal with every day
 
2017-09-14 09:19:35 PM  

fusillade762: Nope. My only expectation of you is that you'll make yourself as rich as possible off your position.


Same here.  She's just a far more polished huckster than her dad and brothers.  Fingers crossed she never gets the politics itch.
 
2017-09-14 09:21:14 PM  
Okay, Sweetie.
Now get your impotent ass out of the White House.  And take your grifting husband with you.
 
2017-09-14 09:25:16 PM  
The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.
 
2017-09-14 09:25:49 PM  
Why don't she step out of that jump suit so I can slap that fat ass?

/Rocket
//I'm takin a rocket
///Into outer space
 
2017-09-14 09:26:39 PM  
I have the unrealistic expectation that a women who has converted to Judaism might want to have a word with her father about his active support of Nazis, but I'm funny that way...
 
2017-09-14 09:30:14 PM  

stoli n coke: By the by, today, Two Scoops doubled down on the "both sides are bad" stuff in reaction to the  Charlottesville killing.


With him talking DACA deal with the Democrats, his base was starting to worry that he's not really racist. He had to put their minds at ease.
 
2017-09-14 09:33:13 PM  

UNC_Samurai: The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.


The shiat doesn't fall far from the gibbon.
 
2017-09-14 09:33:33 PM  
"I'm part of my Dad's administration so let me sit at the table for international negotiations, but I'm not really part of the administration so don't hold its policies against me."

Is there any issue this family doesn't try to straddle?
 
2017-09-14 09:36:58 PM  
I didn't get the memo about her being the savior of the White House. I remember hearing the hopes that she can keep two scoops a bit more grounded, but those were just hopes.
 
2017-09-14 09:41:48 PM  
So are US Americans paying her money to do whatever it is she does around there (in the Whites House)?

/just wonderin'.
 
2017-09-14 09:42:57 PM  
Personally, i was hoping she could get him into a decent suit and tie. That she can't manage even that is a good sign that she has zero influence at all.
 
2017-09-14 09:53:12 PM  

Serious Black: If you can't influence the president, then you are failing at your job as one of his senior advisors. You should quit and let someone who can influence him take your place.


She was supposedly instrumental in getting him to attack Syria. The story goes that Trump DGAF about the chemical attack but Ivanka was saddened by the dead children. Hence Trump's mention of "beautiful babies" in explaining the missile strike.
 
2017-09-14 09:53:35 PM  
Whatever. She's just laying the groundwork for her defense that she had no idea what he was up to when the FBI closes in on him.
 
2017-09-14 09:54:26 PM  

coffeeburns: I didn't get the memo about her being the savior of the White House. I remember hearing the hopes that she can keep two scoops a bit more grounded, but those were just hopes.


You know liberals, always looking for a messiah.
 
2017-09-14 09:57:20 PM  

namegoeshere: Personally, i was hoping she could get him into a decent suit and tie. That she can't manage even that is a good sign that she has zero influence at all.


She just wants something that fits loosely enough that his tiny sausage fingers can pull off his grunting body before he dry humps her leg. Past experience has shown that half-open zippers on partially-removed pants puts runs in her silk stockings. Ivanka HATES ruining a good pair of stockings.
 
2017-09-14 09:57:39 PM  

neongoats: Bottle blonde automaton.


That's a nice turn of phrase... only has one google hit (the other is this thread.)
 
2017-09-14 09:57:52 PM  

coffeeburns: I didn't get the memo about her being the savior of the White House. I remember hearing the hopes that she can keep two scoops a bit more grounded, but those were just hopes.


Those hopes were conveyed by idiots who can't think with the head on their shoulders. Hence all the talk about how "level-headed" she was.
They wanted to believe because boobs. That's it.
 
2017-09-14 10:00:39 PM  
I think the entire family is scum...so yeah.

That didn't stop me from hoping that in her position as a senior advisor that maybe she could, ya know...advice him, a little.

Just think for a sec. This dumb arse just got mad at us for thinking she could do her motherfarking job. THIS is the shiat that makes me want to give up and move. Is this that gaslighting shiat folks keep talking about?  Because I'm starting to go crazy.
 
2017-09-14 10:03:23 PM  
Correct. Liberals want you to try to talk your dad out of enacting racist policies, destroying the dignity of the White House and sabotaging healthcare for most of America.

"I can't change his core values..."

??  Does that seem like a strange line of defense to anyone else
 
2017-09-14 10:07:00 PM  

UsikFark: coffeeburns: I didn't get the memo about her being the savior of the White House. I remember hearing the hopes that she can keep two scoops a bit more grounded, but those were just hopes.

You know liberals, always looking for a messiah.


Now that's how you beg the question!
 
2017-09-14 10:12:06 PM  
These people are the ultimate expression of white privilege; a bunch of genetically suspect malcontents with heads full of mush who turn everything they touch into pure fecal matter, but they always make it past Go to collect their two hundred dollars since they're loaded in the first place and have an unlimited get out of jail free card wrapped around every inch of their bodies.
 
2017-09-14 10:14:23 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: UsikFark: coffeeburns: I didn't get the memo about her being the savior of the White House. I remember hearing the hopes that she can keep two scoops a bit more grounded, but those were just hopes.

You know liberals, always looking for a messiah.

Now that's how you beg the question!


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2017-09-14 10:23:22 PM  
F You

You told us the entire reason you should have a place in the White House is to have a moderating influence

If you can't do that GTFO!
 
2017-09-14 10:24:03 PM  
Look, I'm a libera and I'm impressed she managed to only get pregnant by her father once.
 
2017-09-14 10:24:21 PM  

lordjupiter: "I'm part of my Dad's administration so let me sit at the table for international negotiations, but I'm not really part of the administration so don't hold its policies against me."

Is there any issue this family doesn't try to straddle?


Phrasing!?!
 
2017-09-14 10:25:18 PM  

baorao: Correct. Liberals want you to try to talk your dad out of enacting racist policies, destroying the dignity of the White House and sabotaging healthcare for most of America.

"I can't change his core values..."

??  Does that seem like a strange line of defense to anyone else


Yeah, it implies he has values :)
 
2017-09-14 10:28:33 PM  
Well biatch, then maybe you shouldn't have told your publicist to spend so much time trying to get all those puff pieces on you done which praised your super capable super intelligence promising you were going to do just that because you were a strong woman and your father listened to you. Of course, any thinking person knew that was bs, but don't pretend that wasn't how you tried to sell yourself, hard.
 
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