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(Politico)   The Keystone Presidency tries its best at smear campaigns of Comey, ends up having a pissed off 6'4" former G-Man who knows where you hid the bodies in Moscow   ( politico.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 02:49:57 PM  
So we've got the Trump administration in the Kobayashi Maru simulation, and Hucky Boo Boo lying like a rug.

I kinda knew Trump farked up royally by firing Comey, but not by this much.  This is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2017-09-14 02:51:12 PM  
Admin has a nothingburger on Comey and their lies are only a maneuver to smear him as a credible witness.

There.  Now you don't have to read the article.
 
2017-09-14 02:53:48 PM  
Huckabeast best dial it back a notch or three.  She's reached the bright red line called scandal and is gleefully waltzing past it.
 
2017-09-14 02:55:49 PM  

Prey4reign: Huckabeast best dial it back a notch or three.  She's reached the bright red line called scandal

slanderand is gleefully waltzing past it.
 
2017-09-14 03:02:05 PM  
Jamie Lovegrove @jslovegrove 4m 4 minutes ago

Gowdy is not impressed with @PressSec accusing Comey of a crime: "Press secretaries don't get to make that call."


When you've lost Trey Gowdy, you've lost everybody.
 
2017-09-14 03:12:44 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Admin has a nothingburger on Comey and their lies are only a maneuver to smear him as a credible witness.

There.  Now you don't have to read the article.


It's actually a little more than that:  The bigger their lies, the more scrutiny comes their way.
 
2017-09-14 03:14:57 PM  
Comey is 6' 8".
 
2017-09-14 03:27:11 PM  
Here's my predicament.

Back when Spicer still had his job, I couldn't understand the infatuation that some morally upstanding women had with that repugnant asshole. It had nothing to do with the bullshiat he peddled, but he just apparently tugged on some lovey-dovey fee-fees...and I didn't farking get it.

And now we've got Huckleberry Slanders in place, who's every bit as appalling as Spicer was, and I'll sit there listening to her at times while thinking: "You're such a reprehensible piece of shiat.

...I love you."
 
2017-09-14 03:31:07 PM  
I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!
 
2017-09-14 03:33:12 PM  

Jake Havechek: So we've got the Trump administration in the Kobayashi Maru simulation, after a weekend of snorting 8 balls and partying with hookers.


/fixed
 
2017-09-14 03:35:42 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Huckleberry Slanders


This one I like.
 
2017-09-14 03:59:11 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!


Yeah, she makes me say 'see ya in 3 weeks if I am lucky, boner!'
Good luck with that.
 
2017-09-14 04:19:34 PM  

mrshowrules: Comey is 6' 8".


This is true and likely one of the reasons why the president didn't like him.
 
2017-09-14 04:25:22 PM  
Christ these people are dumb.
 
2017-09-14 04:28:53 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: mrshowrules: Comey is 6' 8".

This is true and likely one of the reasons why the president didn't like him.


"Nobody should be that tall"

/who said it
//Republican
 
2017-09-14 04:30:29 PM  
He may be all that, but he's also now the Jar Jar Binks of American history who rushed the evil empire into power, convinced the entire time he was doing the right thing.
 
2017-09-14 04:31:22 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: mrshowrules: Comey is 6' 8".

This is true and likely one of the reasons why the president didn't like him.


Comey exudes more power and confidence by simply breathing than Trump ever has or ever will, and Trump knows it. 

And it infuriates Trump that, even as President, he could not and can not beat him.
 
2017-09-14 04:32:12 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: mrshowrules: Comey is 6' 8".

This is true and likely one of the reasons why the president didn't like him.


He must have huge hands.
 
2017-09-14 04:33:02 PM  
Riiiiight... Trump is calling out Comey and Russia this week, despite all of the blackmail they have on him.
 
2017-09-14 04:33:03 PM  

blastoh: Jake Havechek: So we've got the Trump administration in the Kobayashi Maru simulation, after a weekend of snorting 8 balls and partying with hookers.

/fixed


He's snoring 8 of 'em?! That's a lot of balls.
 
2017-09-14 04:33:08 PM  
The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse:  Huckleberry Slanders

BWAHAHHAHAHA!!!! +1 funnied
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2017-09-14 04:33:47 PM  

the_innkeeper: justanotherfarkinfarker: mrshowrules: Comey is 6' 8".

This is true and likely one of the reasons why the president didn't like him.

Comey exudes more power and confidence by simply breathing than Trump ever has or ever will, and Trump knows it. 

And it infuriates Trump that, even as President, he could not and can not beat him.


I bet he also has large manly hands.
 
2017-09-14 04:35:40 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!


Oh please, let he who wouldn't do freaky stuff with some less-than-appealing women cast the first stone. You get your airline drinks on, sir, and have no shame.
 
2017-09-14 04:35:42 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Here's my predicament.

And now we've got Huckleberry Slanders in place, who's every bit as appalling as Spicer was, and I'll sit there listening to her at times while thinking: "You're such a reprehensible piece of shiat.

...I love you."


Swallow that red pill.  Swallow!
 
2017-09-14 04:40:29 PM  
The way conservative media outlets and commentators are handling this whole thing, I think it's safe to say Nixon would have completed his term had Fox News and the rest of the conservative misinformation structure been in place back then,
 
2017-09-14 04:43:58 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Here's my predicament.

Back when Spicer still had his job, I couldn't understand the infatuation that some morally upstanding women had with that repugnant asshole. It had nothing to do with the bullshiat he peddled, but he just apparently tugged on some lovey-dovey fee-fees...and I didn't farking get it.

And now we've got Huckleberry Slanders in place, who's every bit as appalling as Spicer was, and I'll sit there listening to her at times while thinking: "You're such a reprehensible piece of shiat.

...I love you."


There's a self-destructive part of all of us that sees the person so absolutely and appallingly brazen in their terribleness and just can't help but get a boner (or lady equivalent as appropriate) over it.

"MY GOD.... You're just the worst, you know that? You're awful! Now get in bed with me so I can fark your brains out!"

It happens to us all. My advice? Do a Google image search for Katrina Pierson. That one is my own self-destructive crush.... but hey, she's at least physically hotter. Switch to her, you'll feel marginally better about your boner.
 
2017-09-14 04:48:07 PM  
This is pretty thin gruel, subby. But nice green, bro.
 
2017-09-14 04:49:17 PM  

NateAsbestos: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!

Oh please, let he who wouldn't do freaky stuff with some less-than-appealing women cast the first stone. You get your airline drinks on, sir, and have no shame.


Raises hand. And do I have to limit myself to a single stone?
 
2017-09-14 04:49:20 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: mrshowrules: Comey is 6' 8".

This is true and likely one of the reasons why the president didn't like him.


img.fark.netView Full Size


"Donald, when I tie my necktie at that length, it actually fits"
 
2017-09-14 04:49:27 PM  
Aide-mémoire have never been considered government documents.
 
2017-09-14 04:54:55 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: The way conservative media outlets and commentators are handling this whole thing, I think it's safe to say Nixon would have completed his term had Fox News and the rest of the conservative misinformation structure been in place back then,


nope it wouldn't have happened. even though the evidence was right there,plain as the nose on your face. Nixon would have said fake news and deep state and partisan witch hunt and all the rubes would have fell into line like they are now. they no longer fear the public. they've rigged the game and don't care. They aren't even bothering to look into Russia hacking the election.
 
2017-09-14 04:56:18 PM  

wademh: NateAsbestos: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!

Oh please, let he who wouldn't do freaky stuff with some less-than-appealing women cast the first stone. You get your airline drinks on, sir, and have no shame.

Raises hand. And do I have to limit myself to a single stone?


You get zero, because my theoretical was so abstract as to be impossible to categorically deny.

You get nothing, sir!
 
2017-09-14 04:56:56 PM  

fernt: This is pretty thin gruel, subby. But nice green, bro.


Is "thin gruel" this week's "nothingburger"?
 
2017-09-14 04:58:45 PM  
By this headline are we to assume Comey has incriminating information on Trump that he has not yet revealed? That would be just like him, wouldn't it, Hillary?
 
2017-09-14 05:00:19 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: The way conservative media outlets and commentators are handling this whole thing, I think it's safe to say Nixon would have completed his term had Fox News and the rest of the conservative misinformation structure been in place back then,


I'm old enough to remember hurrying home from work every day during Watergate Summer to watch the Senate hearings on PBS, yelling, "Yes, yes, more, more!" And I watch what's going on today and I find myself explaining to younger people who are SURE Trump will be impeached anydaynow that it just ain't gonna happen. And it really isn't because of Fox News or other truly "fake news" propaganda operations.

There were at least a few honest, honorable Republicans left in Washington in those days. People like Howard Baker. They didn't much like the way things worked out, but they knew what had to be done for the good of the country.

Not anymore.
 
2017-09-14 05:01:14 PM  

ClipJoint: fernt: This is pretty thin gruel, subby. But nice green, bro.

Is "thin gruel" this week's "nothingburger"?


That's fernt feeling like he has to make a comment, but lacking both the wit and any actual refutation to the points of the article.
 
2017-09-14 05:02:49 PM  

NateAsbestos: wademh: NateAsbestos: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!

Oh please, let he who wouldn't do freaky stuff with some less-than-appealing women cast the first stone. You get your airline drinks on, sir, and have no shame.

Raises hand. And do I have to limit myself to a single stone?

You get zero, because my theoretical was so abstract as to be impossible to categorically deny.

You get nothing, sir!


Well it wasn't that abstract to me. Because the types of things that make H Sanders unappealing to me are not at all abstract. They exist in all of Trump's women and they make my skin crawl. Wouldn't get freaky with them with someone else's parts. Just vomit. Then again, vomiting may be your definition of getting freaky.
 
2017-09-14 05:06:34 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Here's my predicament.

Back when Spicer still had his job, I couldn't understand the infatuation that some morally upstanding women had with that repugnant asshole. It had nothing to do with the bullshiat he peddled, but he just apparently tugged on some lovey-dovey fee-fees...and I didn't farking get it.

And now we've got Huckleberry Slanders in place, who's every bit as appalling as Spicer was, and I'll sit there listening to her at times while thinking: "You're such a reprehensible piece of shiat.

...I love you."


Now farkied as "Loves Huckleberry Slanders" in purple #4 (to match her eye shadow)
 
2017-09-14 05:06:56 PM  
This week the White House has tried to tell the Justice Department who to prosecute, and said a television network should fire a commentator for being critical of the President. Like every other horrible thing the Trump administration does, most Republicans will see nothing wrong with either.
 
2017-09-14 05:07:46 PM  

mongbiohazard: My advice? Do a Google image search for Katrina Pierson. That one is my own self-destructive crush.... but hey, she's at least physically hotter. Switch to her, you'll feel marginally better about your boner.

 There's no looking at Katrina Pierson for anything other than a fleeting glance. I'm convinced that one gaze into those deep, dark, lifeless eyes does nothing but open a link to Hell, revealing all fire and brimstone while she feeds on your soul and leaves you a whimpering, shell of a man.
Uh, flight attendant... no more for me please.
 
2017-09-14 05:09:56 PM  
mongbiohazard:

There's a self-destructive part of all of us that sees the person so absolutely and appallingly brazen in their terribleness and just can't help but get a boner (or lady equivalent as appropriate) over it.

"MY GOD.... You're just the worst, you know that? You're awful! Now get in bed with me so I can fark your brains out!"

It happens to us all. My advice? Do a Google image search for Katrina Pierson. That one is my own self-destructive crush.... but hey, she's at least physically hotter. Switch to her, you'll feel marginally better about your boner.


I think I have you both beat, my demon-crush is (drum roll):

img.fark.netView Full Size


I think it was the way she was kneeling on the couch in the White House in that little red dress, but there it is, idk.  I feel your pain, guys.
 
2017-09-14 05:10:14 PM  
I see the Trumpanzees have trotted out the usual ButtHillaryTM deflection.

/You won.
//Get over it.
///And that trademark wasn't misspelled either. I really think "ButtHillary" is a very accurate description of these morons.
 
2017-09-14 05:11:48 PM  
A halfway intelligent child could outsmart Baby Donald and his gang of incompetents.

I am guessing that Comey is significantly more well-liked among law enforcement, the intelligence services and the judicial branch.

So Baby Donald's cunning plan of trying to make Comey look bad is not going to be successful among anybody other than the terminally stupid assholes who still love Baby Donald. LOL
 
2017-09-14 05:14:47 PM  

NateAsbestos: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: I'm now feeling like I probably shouldn't have admitted to that.

Goddamn you, free airline drinks!

Oh please, let he who wouldn't do freaky stuff with some less-than-appealing women cast the first stone. You get your airline drinks on, sir, and have no shame.


No. Just...no.

Not this "woman." No way. There are rules.

I'm sorry, Headless, identity the Sky Marshall on your airplane and turn yourself in.
 
2017-09-14 05:16:01 PM  

snoproblem: mongbiohazard:

There's a self-destructive part of all of us that sees the person so absolutely and appallingly brazen in their terribleness and just can't help but get a boner (or lady equivalent as appropriate) over it.

"MY GOD.... You're just the worst, you know that? You're awful! Now get in bed with me so I can fark your brains out!"

It happens to us all. My advice? Do a Google image search for Katrina Pierson. That one is my own self-destructive crush.... but hey, she's at least physically hotter. Switch to her, you'll feel marginally better about your boner.

I think I have you both beat, my demon-crush is (drum roll):

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

I think it was the way she was kneeling on the couch in the White House in that little red dress, but there it is, idk.  I feel your pain, guys.


Seek help.
 
2017-09-14 05:19:23 PM  
New York Times has a new story out saying that the day Rosenstein hired Mueller that Sessions was in the White House interviewing potential FBI Directors. Trump chewed Sessions out that this was all his fault (and not, say, the Lester Holt interview) that he wished he never hired him, and that he wanted Sessions to resign. Sessions agreed to go write his letter of resignation and gave it to Trump, but Trump's advisers told him Sessions resigning would create more scandal so he returned the resignation letter.

In July (soon after the Donald Jr. meeting stuff went public) Trump got back on his "Sessions should resign" kick, but advisers slow walked the request so Trump would get distracted before it came to a head.
 
2017-09-14 05:22:12 PM  
Insecure men don't like dudes that are significantly taller than them.  That's a fact.
 
2017-09-14 05:22:13 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Admin has a nothingburger on Comey and their lies are only a maneuver to smear him as a credible witness.

There.  Now you don't have to read the article.


*throws printed out copy of article down in disgust*...I only read Fark for the articles :(
 
2017-09-14 05:26:07 PM  
BTW, I am also guessing that however "conservative" law enforcement and judicial branch and intelligence people may be, they don't like the idea of a president trying to screw over a current or former head of the FBI. They can easily seem themselves getting farked over by Baby Donald (or him trying to do it, anyway), and they don't like seeing it happen to someone else at all.

I bet that's part of the urgency behind the stupid DOJ pursuit of leaks. Maybe Baby Donald and the Keebler Elf suspect (of course, they're wrong about everything else, so how could they be right about this) that the "leaks" came from "enemies" in the FBI or other federal agency and they're trying to root those people out. I'm convinced Baby Donald couldn't find his way out of a farking paper bag without assistance and the Keebler Elf is just a racist asshole trying to keep his job by doing whatever his developmentally disabled boss tells him to do.

LOL, you farking morons, this is why, instead trying to cut your own people off at the knees because you're too stupid to try to earn their loyalty, you defer (somewhat) to them, make only gracious and complimentary statements to the press, at least farking feign the idea that you're all on the same team, even if that's not quite true sometimes. But force them to defend themselves by unleashing a volley of bullshiat accusations and they will. Not because they're corrupt bureaucrats, but because they're human beings and the instinct to defend yourself is something most sentient beings possess.

Christ, not sure what's worse about these stupid motherfarkers, that they're such appalling pieces of shiat or that they're so goddam incompetent at basic human psychology. If this were some small business that was being run into the ground by idiotic management, it'd almost be funny. But it's the most powerful country on earth (for now), so it's not funny. Not really.
 
2017-09-14 05:27:35 PM  

Cortez the Killer: snoproblem: mongbiohazard:

There's a self-destructive part of all of us that sees the person so absolutely and appallingly brazen in their terribleness and just can't help but get a boner (or lady equivalent as appropriate) over it.

"MY GOD.... You're just the worst, you know that? You're awful! Now get in bed with me so I can fark your brains out!"

It happens to us all. My advice? Do a Google image search for Katrina Pierson. That one is my own self-destructive crush.... but hey, she's at least physically hotter. Switch to her, you'll feel marginally better about your boner.

I think I have you both beat, my demon-crush is (drum roll):

[img.fark.net image 850x477]

I think it was the way she was kneeling on the couch in the White House in that little red dress, but there it is, idk.  I feel your pain, guys.

Seek help.


LOL, agreed. Or, you know, seek out some Kellyann-themed porn (there has to be some) and get it out of your system. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
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