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(Rolling Stone)   Ted Cruz doesn't just have a porn problem, he's also got a punk rock problem   ( rollingstone.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 04:33:35 PM  
Macabre - Zodiac
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2017-09-14 06:23:10 PM  
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2017-09-14 06:34:24 PM  
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2017-09-14 06:44:39 PM  
Few people knew of his crusade to combat gang violence by legalizing marijuana, or the years he spent playing bass with Cedric Bixler-Zavala (now a member of the Mars Volta and At the Drive-In) in their old punk band Foss.

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2017-09-14 08:35:04 PM  
Yeah...that whole porn thing? I could not care less about Ted Cruz.
I am, however, very sympathetic toward whoever was in that image he Liked. I don't care how far into the porn maze that person is. Having Ted Cruz "Like" you? That's gotta be a new low.
 
2017-09-14 10:52:38 PM  
God save Ted Cruz. The fascist regime. A major moron, and Texas is dreaming!
 
2017-09-14 11:00:32 PM  
He's about as punk as Ned Flanders is Vaperwave.
 
2017-09-14 11:01:36 PM  
Good.

F*ck Ted Cruz.
 
2017-09-14 11:02:27 PM  
Hope this guy spanks Ted.  But not the way Ted's been spanking Ted
 
2017-09-14 11:06:44 PM  
I noticed lately on RedTube: RealityKings: #TedCruzDidNothingWrong Watch the Step-Mom Threesome Senator Ted Cruz was Excited Enough to "Like", Right Here!
 
2017-09-14 11:10:58 PM  
BREAKING: A screenshot of Ted Cruz' hard, hard drives:

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2017-09-14 11:15:02 PM  
Y'all Texans need as much Californication as you can get.

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication [Official Music Video]
Youtube YlUKcNNmywk
 
2017-09-14 11:16:31 PM  
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2017-09-14 11:21:21 PM  
He probably listens to Green Day.
 
2017-09-14 11:26:46 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [img.fark.net image 850x655]


I didn't need to know he was into to asphyxiated hand jobs.
 
2017-09-14 11:27:12 PM  

Weatherkiss: He probably listens to Green Day.


Yeah...I bet he's into Good Charlotte too.
 
2017-09-14 11:27:49 PM  
What's the big deal about Ted Cruz liking porn?

We learned today Jeff Sessions enjoys public humiliation, and I say, there is nothing wrong with that.
 
2017-09-14 11:33:35 PM  

JulieAzel626: What's the big deal about Ted Cruz liking porn?

We learned today Jeff Sessions enjoys public humiliation, and I say, there is nothing wrong with that.


I agree that this shouldn't be an issue, but for the fact that he is in a political party that has general prudery as a large plank in its platform. The problem isn't the porn, it's the hypocrisy.
 
2017-09-14 11:44:55 PM  

JulieAzel626: What's the big deal about Ted Cruz liking porn?


Nothing really.  What I think is hilarious is how he's trying to throw staffers under the bus for it.
 
2017-09-14 11:58:28 PM  
And all this time I thought it was Huckabee with the music problem.
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2017-09-14 11:58:41 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Y'all Texans need as much Californication as you can get.

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Fun fact!  The Mars Volta who Bixler Zavala was in, toured with RHCP because Flea provided the bass for their first album.  Flea came out and played along with all songs off their first album when they opened for them at Pepsi Center in Denver.  I will have to check out the high school Foss shiat.
I went for TMV, but man was RHCP fun as fark. One of the best shows I have ever seen, minus the venue.  Flea came out for this, they opened with it, it was very loud.
The Mars Volta - Inertiatic ESP
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2017-09-15 12:00:15 AM  

MUCHWYZA: Yeah...that whole porn thing? I could not care less about Ted Cruz.
I am, however, very sympathetic toward whoever was in that image he Liked. I don't care how far into the porn maze that person is. Having Ted Cruz "Like" you? That's gotta be a new low.


These porn performers agree: https://youtu.be/kzqMssU0qco
 
2017-09-15 12:02:31 AM  
Punk rock girl, what do you see?

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2017-09-15 12:25:22 AM  
C'mon Ted!  Rip off the skin mask, show us your otherworldly grin!

How much more would we all love him if suddenly he just ripped open his shirt and he had a leather harness and nipple peircings on.  He could be the new brutal metal face of the GOP.
 
2017-09-15 12:26:25 AM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: [img.fark.net image 850x655]


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2017-09-15 12:34:16 AM  
Reminder that the only reason Ted Cruz was elected to the Senate was because
1. he money-bombed his chief Republican competitor to force a primary run-off, and
2. his people mobilized for the primary run-off nobody else realized was happening

I think I'd put some effort into helping this guy challenge Cruz. Hopefully cast Cruz out of politics forever. A Texan can dream.
 
2017-09-15 01:02:25 AM  
I have to say, I know a few former punk rockers.  That lived.  They're pretty fine and grounded responsible people.  It would be so great to see Ted ousted.  I wonder if I'm still registered to vote in Tx...
 
2017-09-15 01:06:01 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Y'all Texans need as much Californication as you can get.

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Uhhhhhh...no.
 
2017-09-15 01:07:20 AM  
C'mon Austin, rally your brethren across the state and kick that Cruz douchenozzle to the curb in the next election cycle. YOU CAN DO IT!
 
2017-09-15 01:50:04 AM  

fragMasterFlash: C'mon Austin, rally your brethren across the state and kick that Cruz douchenozzle to the curb in the next election cycle. YOU CAN DO IT!


Ehh...I like Beto, but he ain't winning. I've said it before. Texas will not turn blue in my lifetime. Too many people move because it's red. There aren't enough numbers to turn it blue.
 
2017-09-15 02:11:21 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: fragMasterFlash: C'mon Austin, rally your brethren across the state and kick that Cruz douchenozzle to the curb in the next election cycle. YOU CAN DO IT!

Ehh...I like Beto, but he ain't winning. I've said it before. Texas will not turn blue in my lifetime. Too many people move because it's red. There aren't enough numbers to turn it blue.


Anecdotal Story Bro -
I know 4 "blue" people who have moved to Texas and only one "red" who has left.
 
2017-09-15 02:12:54 AM  

alice_600: He's about as punk as Ned Flanders is Vaperwave.


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2017-09-15 05:16:25 AM  

noazark: alice_600: He's about as punk as Ned Flanders is Vaperwave.

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That video was synthwave, not vaporwave.  Just sayin'.
 
2017-09-15 06:32:26 AM  
Ted Cruz - Why am I persecuted?
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2017-09-15 07:40:57 AM  
No discussion of the GOP Texas Takeover and Swindle is complete without a great mention of this piece of shiat:
s3-origin-images.politico.comhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_DeLay_campaign_finance_trial
 
2017-09-15 11:39:56 AM  
I was hoping it was Ed Ivey from one of the best bands to come out of El Paso, the Rhythm Pigs. He's in SF now and has been for years...
 
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