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(USA Today)   Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 08:22:10 AM  
96 votes:

Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?


Based on your profile pic, your town apparently does.
2017-09-14 08:28:01 AM  
82 votes:
Irony screencapped from the front page of the website
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2017-09-14 09:01:54 AM  
77 votes:

shortymac: There's nothing wrong with her outfit.

I have bigger boobs myself (G size) and especially back when I was a teen it was difficult to find cute tops that didn't look like I was wearing a mumu. I was at the weird size where plus size was too big but regular size too small, especially in the chest area.

Her outfit is fine and is like the stuff I wore back then. Teacher was on a power trip and probably thinks she should be in a burka.


I think we should have a moment of silence in memory of your profile hit counter
2017-09-14 08:08:38 AM  
76 votes:

TommyDeuce: My God.  The traffic in her neighborhood must be backed up for miles from all the lawyers beating a path to her door.



Im sure she has to beat off alot of guys...

/sorry
2017-09-14 08:35:36 AM  
66 votes:
Teacher followed up with "sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces."
2017-09-14 08:18:50 AM  
60 votes:

harleyquinnical: Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

Kind of wanted a pic of the teacher for the sake of accuracy.


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2017-09-14 08:44:58 AM  
56 votes:
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2017-09-14 08:49:02 AM  
54 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]

Do you have the original?


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I got ya, bro.
2017-09-14 09:15:24 AM  
47 votes:
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Well, duh, lady.  Your daughter isn't wearing shoes.
2017-09-14 08:23:25 AM  
47 votes:
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go on....
2017-09-14 07:46:27 AM  
46 votes:
My God.  The traffic in her neighborhood must be backed up for miles from all the lawyers beating a path to her door.
2017-09-14 09:00:11 AM  
39 votes:
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2017-09-14 08:40:20 AM  
37 votes:

Fano: Teacher followed up with "sometimes I park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces."


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2017-09-14 09:15:51 AM  
34 votes:

tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art


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2017-09-14 08:20:26 AM  
27 votes:
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2017-09-14 09:17:20 AM  
26 votes:

Wave Of Anal Fury: Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?

Based on your profile pic, your town apparently does.


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2017-09-14 08:39:41 AM  
22 votes:

freetomato: I think that top is really cute - I'd wear it.


I wouldn't wear it. It would clash with my moustache.
2017-09-14 08:38:23 AM  
20 votes:
Let's get this out of the way.

 
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2017-09-14 08:38:30 AM  
19 votes:

harleyquinnical: Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

Kind of wanted a pic of the teacher for the sake of accuracy.


Found a pic of teacher

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2017-09-14 08:33:28 AM  
18 votes:

berylman: It's ok Subby your extremely large girlfriend is rather hot.


Aw hell, just don't tell my wife about her - OK?
2017-09-14 08:28:50 AM  
18 votes:
It's ok Subby your extremely large girlfriend is rather hot.
2017-09-14 08:07:04 AM  
16 votes:
Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?
2017-09-14 09:33:32 AM  
15 votes:

FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

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17 years old and in high school?
2017-09-14 08:42:22 AM  
14 votes:
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edmo: Is the teacher a nun?


If so, give her a wide berth.
2017-09-14 08:32:57 AM  
14 votes:

johnny_vegas: Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

A pic of the teacher would solve this mystery I am guessing


Here's an artist's rendering of the teacher:
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2017-09-14 09:51:31 AM  
11 votes:

ModernLuddite: She should go up a size in the pants.


Why? Did you get one size up in yours just by looking at her?
2017-09-14 09:12:01 AM  
11 votes:
It's Missouri.  I'm pretty she'll meth into those jeans midway through her first Senior year.
2017-09-14 09:59:59 AM  
10 votes:
Dear teacher,

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2017-09-14 09:08:18 AM  
10 votes:
"I refuse to put my daughter in a situation where her self esteem is completely destroyed. She is there to learn. This whole time she was missing out on an education while we were all sitting in a room discussing her boobs. How often does this happen to your sons? Seems like another way to keep girls uneducated."

You poor, naive thing. That's ALL they talk about.
2017-09-14 08:38:56 AM  
10 votes:

edmo: Is the teacher a nun?


She's certainly none too bright.
2017-09-14 08:38:18 AM  
10 votes:
I told people that this is what would happen if the Rams were allowed to move to Los Angeles.

Without quality NFL role-models teaching women how to act, Missouri is turning into a lawless hellscape!
2017-09-14 10:28:58 AM  
9 votes:
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2017-09-14 08:52:06 AM  
9 votes:
A big ol' country girl like that shouldn't have any problem getting on a roller derby roster somewhere.
2017-09-14 08:50:36 AM  
9 votes:

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OtherLittleGuy: DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345] Do you have the original?

2017-09-14 09:51:54 AM  
8 votes:
I'm not sure I understand. Hang on, let me do a google image search for "busty teen..."

OH LAWD
2017-09-14 09:05:03 AM  
8 votes:
I thought I was under a lot of pressure.  I'd hate to be her buttons.
2017-09-14 08:25:35 AM  
8 votes:

Loaf's Tray: Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women."

Seconded.


(That is to say, I second your assessment of jealousy; I do not in any way condone the suppression of large-breasted women...)
2017-09-14 08:59:38 AM  
7 votes:
This must be some entirely new use for the word "busty" with which I was previously unfamiliar. Back in my day, "busty" meant something.
2017-09-14 08:38:20 AM  
7 votes:
This teacher was worried about the girl's top when those jeans are about to blow out at any minute?
2017-09-14 08:24:18 AM  
7 votes:
Fortunately, she's in Joplin, so she's always welcome to apply for a job at The Double Deuce.
2017-09-14 09:29:42 AM  
6 votes:

CaptainOrangeCat: That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.


This post useless without pics.
2017-09-14 08:58:33 AM  
6 votes:

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


Why does it matter what guys like?
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2017-09-14 08:51:35 AM  
6 votes:

DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]


Gif would be 1,000x funnier with Dwayne Johnson's head instead.
2017-09-14 03:22:25 PM  
5 votes:

Sean VasDeferens: damageddude: OtherLittleGuy: Only because called ripped jeans "distressed" and press as paying three figures does not make them anything but ripped jeans.

I took my 7th grade daughter to the school bus stop last week for the obligatory 1st day of school picture. When the hell did ripped jeans come back? All the other girls were wearing them.

You ain't seen nothing yet!  Eighties gym shorts an men's 70's clothing are being brought back.


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2017-09-14 11:15:43 AM  
5 votes:

TheWhoppah: xalres: TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]

Therefore, sexualize an underage girl in front of her classmates, giving them ammo to make her life a living hell for the rest of her days there, then discuss her tits in front of her mom. Great strategy. Got any more diagrams there, Oliver Stone, maybe placed over a map connected with push pins and string?

/even if the top wasn't laced it wouldn't be all that revealing.

My point is that the article is obviously propaganda and you SHOULD have been thinking:

"Gee, I bet there is another side to this story." - Your Inner Voice
Do you FWD: FWD: FWD: fake news from your crazy uncle?  Perhaps you ARE that crazy uncle.  Turns out that the dress code violation was actually in regard to her exposed belly, not her chest.  The photo angle in TFA cleverly conceals this important detail.  You should always be suspicious of one-sided reporting, especially if you get a sense of outrage.

Learn that feeling... it is the feeling of being manipulated.


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2017-09-14 09:12:51 AM  
5 votes:
RJReves:Lots of guys like "full figured" women.

Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
2017-09-14 09:07:44 AM  
5 votes:
Her boobs are going to make sure she can go to college without being a stripper.
Thanks moron teacher!
2017-09-14 08:46:45 AM  
5 votes:

DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]


Do you have the original?
2017-09-14 03:33:44 PM  
4 votes:
I'm sure this will be the bust challenge to school dress codes this year as teating young women this way should be nipped in the bud. I want to stay abreast of this story as it develops.   After racking up so much support on social meeting, it seems odds are stacked in her favor. I hope she milks it for all it's worth!
2017-09-14 12:34:33 PM  
4 votes:
I strongly object to people posting content-free posts in threads simply for the purposes of 'bookmarking'.
2017-09-14 12:16:20 PM  
4 votes:

Captain Shaky: [...] Obesity is definitely attractive when placed correctly.


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2017-09-14 11:35:08 AM  
4 votes:

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.



First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.
2017-09-14 10:02:02 AM  
4 votes:

Alternative Facts: Oh wow, I'm just one degree of separation from the student's mother. And yes, my Facebook has exploded. She's got a lot of angry people on her side. I'm not angry, but I'm on her side.


Big breasts need support.
2017-09-14 09:45:58 AM  
4 votes:

coffeeburns: hmm, I'm in Joplin, and I'm hearing that students are saying the conversation didn't exactly go the way the article states.


I'm sorry, could perhaps be a bit more vague?  I almost have an understanding of what you mean, sort of.
2017-09-14 09:25:55 AM  
4 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Fortunately, she's in Joplin, so she's always welcome to apply for a job at The Double Deuce.


"Be Nice"
2017-09-14 08:52:10 AM  
4 votes:
Good old southwest Missouri.  If Oklahoma and Kansas had an illegitimate child and it decided to overcompensate by becoming ultra-religious and racist, that would be southwest Missouri.

/went to college in Springfield, MO
//glad I left
2017-09-14 08:40:34 AM  
4 votes:
The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women."

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2017-09-14 08:14:15 AM  
4 votes:
Teacher was obviously jealous.
2017-09-14 03:38:05 PM  
3 votes:

Gleeman: Phelon Hardtimes: Latinwolf: I'm guessing your ideal woman is slim as a toothpick, build like a model, most of who are below average in body size.

First off, you were replying to a woman.  Next, "average" doesn't mean that's a good thing.  The people who won our freedom were about 145 - 160lbs, on "average".  Just because you can become fat doesn't mean you should.

Yes, but they also averaged several inches under 6 foot.


IRT tightness of the girl's pants, lotta people around here didn't see the Jordache/Calvins era. Took half the date to get your girlfriend back out of them.


Guy walks into a bar a bar and sees a woman wearing pants so tight it looks like they are painted on. She catches him staring and asks "Can I help you with something?"
He is still amazed at how tight these pants are and is now a little embarrassed. "I am really sorry, but I couldn't help but stare, how do you get into those pants?" he asks.
"Well, tiger" she replies, "you can start by buying me a drink."
2017-09-14 01:13:58 PM  
3 votes:
FizixJunkee: Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.

It's not her job to give you a stiffy.
2017-09-14 12:57:09 PM  
3 votes:
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The Teacher.
2017-09-14 12:28:03 PM  
3 votes:
Good ole Farkers. One minute they're bashing fat Americans. The next minute they're whining about fat shaming.
2017-09-14 12:21:32 PM  
3 votes:
"I refuse to put my daughter in a situation where her self esteem is completely destroyed."

WTF? Your 17 year old daughter will have her self esteem "completely destroyed" because ONE teacher was an asshole about her tits? Honey, you failed at momming years ago. Calling your daughter a weak-ass little pussy because you want air time does not make you a good parent. It is, however, a great way to get your daughter's self esteem completely destroyed. So make up your mind, you bloody twit.

I think Little Miss Bigtits should get to tell off the stupid biatch teacher in front of the entire school. An obvious case of either titty envy (if teacher is small) or perky envy (if she's not).
2017-09-14 11:38:52 AM  
3 votes:
I have no problem believing a teacher did something stupid and humiliated a kid in front of a classroom of her schoolmates. I also have no problem believing a 17 year old girl wore something otherwise acceptable that could be altered to get the attention of that bad boy 2 rows over, only to get called on it by the teacher, then make a federal case out it to make up for the embarrassment.

I guess what I'm trying to say is most people suck.
2017-09-14 11:35:50 AM  
3 votes:

no shirt no shoes: [img.fark.net image 425x318]go on....


Silence! The Musical-Are You About a Size 14?
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2017-09-14 11:24:03 AM  
3 votes:
Seems fine to me, I was expecting booty shorts and a cut off top with her gut hanging out and a least one visible tattoo. Teacher must be some kind of bible thumper or something.
2017-09-14 10:51:53 AM  
3 votes:

parasol: Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.

I was once sent home with a note regarding the unacceptable nature of my socks. "Note, socks must be white, without color or patterns"

Catholic school. White round-collar blouses, seer-sucker jumpers in your choice of 4 pastel colors.


Well, what's the pointing of educating someone who's already readying themselves for a life of whoredom by wearing coloured socks?
2017-09-14 10:45:20 AM  
3 votes:

LadySusan: Was besties with someone with huge bewbs in high school. It was not fun for her. The creepy notice, the teasing and the laughter is relentless.


Well that's not how to be a friend!
2017-09-14 10:29:06 AM  
3 votes:

coffeeburns: hmm, I'm in Joplin, and I'm hearing that students are saying the conversation didn't exactly go the way the article states.


Well Jimmy Olsen, what's the scoop, then?
2017-09-14 10:27:18 AM  
3 votes:

TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]


Deep Thoughts
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2017-09-14 10:15:57 AM  
3 votes:

Wave Of Anal Fury: Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?

Based on your profile pic, your town apparently does.


I know. Thank Goodness, or I wouldn't have anything to wear.
2017-09-14 10:15:17 AM  
3 votes:
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2017-09-14 10:05:46 AM  
3 votes:
FTFA:Barber also posted a video to her Facebook page, which shows someone describing a shirt that a male student had worn to Joplin High School without any apparent repercussions.
The person in the video said the shirt read: "Our erections are harder, stronger and last longer."


Fat shaming AND misogynist double standard, in Missouri of all places? Why am I totally not surprised?
2017-09-14 09:56:11 AM  
3 votes:
First they came for the Muslims
Then they came for the gays
Then they came for the blacks
Now they've come for the bazoombas. Shiat just got real.
2017-09-14 09:20:57 AM  
3 votes:

johnny_vegas: StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

edmo: Is the teacher a nun?

If so, give her a wide berth.

Oh, I don't know.....

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I'm not even Catholic but I feel the need to go to confession after looking at that.
2017-09-14 09:16:41 AM  
3 votes:
Those pants look like 10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound casing.
2017-09-14 09:04:48 AM  
3 votes:

parasol: LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?

Might be the jeans, actually.

From here, her top is fine. It's just loose enough to make her too-tight jeans all the more noticeable.

and they are too tight - she looks squished.


Judging from the pic in thread, yeah, she doesn't look big busted but from underboob down she looks like Pat.
2017-09-14 09:04:35 AM  
3 votes:

johnny_vegas: I think we should have a moment of silence in memory of your profile hit counter


Here's the soundtrack to listen to as you watch the counter rapidly increase:

Tig Ol' Bitties - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
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2017-09-14 09:03:26 AM  
3 votes:

RJReves: I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


Plus, looking good for guys may not be the only thing she thinks about when getting dressed. Maybe she likes the way she looks. Teens don't need goddamn teachers adding to their body image issues, that's what peers are for.
2017-09-14 08:50:02 AM  
3 votes:
Are high schools still mostly staffed with adults who hated every goddamn minute of high school?
2017-09-14 08:49:15 AM  
3 votes:

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


I've done worse... uh... when they were legal age.
2017-09-14 08:44:15 AM  
3 votes:
That chick reminds me of what I used to see on a daily basis when growing up in Wisconsin.
2017-09-14 08:41:05 AM  
3 votes:
Oh wow, I'm just one degree of separation from the student's mother. And yes, my Facebook has exploded. She's got a lot of angry people on her side. I'm not angry, but I'm on her side.
2017-09-14 08:12:05 AM  
3 votes:
That is just...it's just...I can't find words for this. That poor child.
2017-09-14 08:08:25 AM  
3 votes:
Back handed fat shaming at its finest.
2017-09-15 11:38:11 AM  
2 votes:

Phelon Hardtimes: Why is everyone with "wolf" in their name a pants on head retard?  Can someone explain that?


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2017-09-14 09:10:01 PM  
2 votes:

pacified: lord knows she ain't gonna get any thinner as time goes on.


Have to run over a gypsy for that.
2017-09-14 05:31:09 PM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: Ahhh, the halters with no bra. It was truly a magical time.


It's funny -- pretty much every woman's fashion has come and gone several times in my lifetime, except that one AND I'VE BEEN WAITING 40 YEARS FOR THEM TO COME BACK
2017-09-14 04:18:52 PM  
2 votes:
 "The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women"

That has been the exact opposite of my experience.
2017-09-14 04:13:40 PM  
2 votes:

Imp___12: Richard Saunders:
In '80, a cute girl ran out of our class horrified because her white tube top's elastic had a sudden and complete failure.

/NEVAR FORGET!

I recall a similar tube top incident, a friend of mine, we were at the park, she had on a tube top and possessed a rather large set of chesticles.
I was teasing her.
She approached to smack me for being a smartass.
Not wanting to get beat upon i fled.
She perused as i ran away.
Large bewbs + tube top + running + gravity.......

/wonderful view in the park that day
//years later it finally dawned on me that she was "into" me
///was oblivious as a teen :P


Polaroids or it didn't happen!
2017-09-14 02:22:45 PM  
2 votes:
What's really amazing here is not the fact that this child was treated inappropriately by her teacher, but the fact that adult men in this forum feel that it is appropriate to criticize this child's body. Ultimately, this is indicative of the larger issue of patriarchy and how the male gaze seeks to define a woman's existence. Of course I'm sure the Fark hat squad will be quick to correct this observation, but just remember they will be defending the sexual exploitation of a minor.
2017-09-14 02:20:23 PM  
2 votes:
That is the most average, unprovocative looking outfit I've ever seen in one of these stories. Unless she untied the neck and hucked her tits out the top, I'm baffled as to what even the most bluenosed biddy could object to.

Besided, the poor child is obviously poor, look at her ripped and bedraggled pants!

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2017-09-14 01:25:56 PM  
2 votes:

SkittlesAreYum: Gleeman: jst3p: advex101: Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.

I make a very decent salary and I am currently at work wearing a T-shirt and cargo shorts. Tell me more about what you know about "real life".

I spend my day looking like I'm ready for bed.

(Hospital scrubs)

There's almost no job that will let you bare your midriff or wear a wifebeater to work.


I'd probably scare people if I bared my midriff.
2017-09-14 01:24:16 PM  
2 votes:

Mr Guy: I'm sure that's exactly how tight the strings were that control the cleavage when the teacher yelled at her.  No student has ever pulled their skirt higher, shirt more open, or rolled up their shorts to avoid dress codes, and then put it back when they got in trouble and claimed mistreatment.  That's unheard of.  It MUST be oppression.


Agreed, it's much more sensible to assume she's a lying, deceptive POS. Just like your Mom.
2017-09-14 01:12:25 PM  
2 votes:

Kouta: The jeans are a bit too tight for my tastes, but overall I don't see anything inappropriate with the outfit.


Dress code for the undergraduate lab I'm stuck teaching this term:

Wearing clothes.
Not on fire.
Not bleeding.
 
Now, after week 3 I do add:

Has not attempted previously to eat laboratory equipment.

(Depending on what was put in their mouth I may still allow entry if they tried to eat lab equipment.*)


*I hate my life.
2017-09-14 01:06:48 PM  
2 votes:

This text is now purple: shortymac: advex101: Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.

Then require business attire for schools instead of street clothes. Easy enough and maybe we can avoid this bullshiat constantly.

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\You too can flash some skin and drive a multi-billion dollar company into the ground, because your tits weren't brains


Erm...that company was already a few feet past the topsoil when she took over. Would have taken a literal miracle to turn it around. But yeah, totally her fault because she had a vajoyjoy instead of a peener.
2017-09-14 01:05:08 PM  
2 votes:

advex101: Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.


I make a very decent salary and I am currently at work wearing a T-shirt and cargo shorts. Tell me more about what you know about "real life".
2017-09-14 12:58:34 PM  
2 votes:

shortymac: advex101: Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.

Then require business attire for schools instead of street clothes. Easy enough and maybe we can avoid this bullshiat constantly.


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\You too can flash some skin and drive a multi-billion dollar company into the ground, because your tits weren't brains
2017-09-14 12:47:33 PM  
2 votes:

LoneWolf343: Shakin_Haitian: TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]

Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?

It's a woman's body! UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN


Worse than that. She has the audacity to be FAT on the Internet. The Studman Brigade are having their usual collective head explosion to cover up the sound of their secret fapping over That curvy girl who rejected them in high school.
2017-09-14 12:43:26 PM  
2 votes:

Shakin_Haitian: TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]

Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?


It's a woman's body! UNCLEAN UNCLEAN UNCLEAN
2017-09-14 12:36:09 PM  
2 votes:

FizixJunkee: RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.


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2017-09-14 12:31:40 PM  
2 votes:
Teacher's name is Elsie Morris and she is in the Family & Consumer science department.  Somebody gotta be able to find a picture of this lady. Home Ec teacher... Probably 80 and bitter.
2017-09-14 12:25:33 PM  
2 votes:
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Gotta do everything around here myself...
2017-09-14 12:18:41 PM  
2 votes:

freetomato: I think that top is really cute - I'd wear it.


This is the real feedback we need around here.
2017-09-14 12:14:24 PM  
2 votes:
Yesterday, Fark led me to believe that we were to call them "fabulous" from now on.
2017-09-14 12:02:16 PM  
2 votes:

Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?


How's the view from that glass house of yours?

/she's cute
//reported
2017-09-14 11:47:18 AM  
2 votes:
FizixJunkee:
She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.

So do we want to know where you got her height and weight so you could figure her BMI?

She looks fine to me.
2017-09-14 11:45:17 AM  
2 votes:

TheWhoppah: Learn that feeling... it is the feeling of being manipulated.


I just googled "What does it feel like to be manipulated by a busty teen" and I was amazed to find that hang on, be right back, someone at the door.
2017-09-14 11:24:40 AM  
2 votes:
"17 year old high school girls shy away from attention and drama." is something no one said, ever.
2017-09-14 11:23:34 AM  
2 votes:

rebelyell2006: TelemonianAjax: dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.

I think you quoted the wrong person. But as someone who has fired black powder cannons on state and federal parks, I can assure you the powder charge alone would kill the person at that range, burn them really badly, and splinter the tree.


Oh no, I quoted the right person. If you enjoy shooting black powder and haven't met ditty, then consider this the start of a beautiful friendship.
2017-09-14 11:17:04 AM  
2 votes:

rebelyell2006: TelemonianAjax: dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.

I think you quoted the wrong person. But as someone who has fired black powder cannons on state and federal parks, I can assure you the powder charge alone would kill the person at that range, burn them really badly, and splinter the tree.


I was staring at that painting thinking, "That's a whole lot of effort to go through just to make an incredibly disgusting mess, when they could just stab the guy with their bayonet and avoid all that canon preparation, loud noise, tree-killing, and gore."

Of course, it's pretty horrible that they've got a guy tied up and they still think they need to kill him, anyway. Just take your wagon and go, you jerks. He's not going to follow you!
2017-09-14 11:15:15 AM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art

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The guy tried to the tree looks like he's baffled and slightly annoyed that they're going through such wasteful effort when they could just shoot or stab him regular-like.
2017-09-14 11:13:41 AM  
2 votes:
That is all kinds of farked up. I wonder what the female teacher looks like?
2017-09-14 10:57:56 AM  
2 votes:

rebelyell2006: CaptainOrangeCat: That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.

The boys are going to have issues too. The latest trend at Target, Belks, and so on when I went to Santa Fe for pants shopping last month was skinny/straight leg dress trousers. With stretch banding around the waist. And 0% cotton.  And lower waistbands too, so they ground into my balls very uncomfortably. I bought trousers online instead.


I have t even thought about shopping for clothes at a Target in ten years for just that reason. I am not who their clothes are made for. At this point I am content with commodity-grade tshirts and disposable cheap Walmart pants.
2017-09-14 10:54:04 AM  
2 votes:

Persnickety: [img.fark.net image 548x312]

Well, duh, lady.  Your daughter isn't wearing shoes.


It's Missouri. Shoeless women are still abundant.
2017-09-14 10:41:45 AM  
2 votes:

NoahBuddy: That picture is appalling. Doubtless it depicts a real event, but still appalling


It is a joke from Parks and Recreation...
2017-09-14 10:13:49 AM  
2 votes:
Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers.
2017-09-14 10:09:51 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.

they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.


Damn straight. In high school in the early 80's, there was a girl who thought it was a good idea to wear overalls with no top underneath to high school. She spent the whole day trying to hold the boobies under the bib.

/CSB
2017-09-14 09:46:52 AM  
2 votes:
When I was that age I had a mash-up of Janis Ian ad Fear lyrics caught in my brain in a continuous loop...

"AND THE SUBURBAN SCUMBAGS THEY DON'T CARE! THEY JUST GET FAT AND DYE THEIR HAIR...at seventeen.

I'm glad the interwebby wasn't really a thing I had access to at that age, outside of my horrible poetry, I'm pretty sure it is all I would have wanted to talk about. Thankfully even then my tits were absolutely fantastic.  They still are.  (Wishlist in profile.)
2017-09-14 09:40:46 AM  
2 votes:
People should look and dress how I want them to.
2017-09-14 09:27:00 AM  
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: johnny_vegas: I think we should have a moment of silence in memory of your profile hit counter

Here's the soundtrack to listen to as you watch the counter rapidly increase:

[YouTube video]


Cledus T. Judd - "Double D Cups" - Official Music Video
Youtube X2-MLipCuZY
2017-09-14 09:21:46 AM  
2 votes:
Ex got teased relentlessly at school by the biatchy clique for being a larger girl, also things such as not having a father, being dorky and weird, dating a chubby guy, etc. It was always the tits and weight comments that were worst. Little girls may be made of sugar and spice, but teenage girls are made of venom-dipped barbed knives freshly forged in the fires of hell.

In my ex's case, teachers always pulled the kids into line if they heard anything. It's very sad in this case the teacher was the instigator. Even if the girl had violated dress rules, there's a right way and a wrong way to correct that.

TL;DR Stop body shaming her, dog tits.
2017-09-14 08:51:51 AM  
2 votes:

Arachnophobe: OtherLittleGuy: DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]

Do you have the original?

[img.fark.net image 300x375]I got ya, bro.


That one never gets old.
2017-09-14 08:38:02 AM  
2 votes:
What, no yoga pants?
/painted on jeans with busted out knees are always a classy statement.
2017-09-14 08:34:27 AM  
2 votes:
She should go up a size in the pants.
2017-09-14 11:22:14 PM  
1 vote:
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2017-09-14 05:59:32 PM  
1 vote:
lord knows she ain't gonna get any thinner as time goes on.
2017-09-14 04:22:20 PM  
1 vote:
The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women."

As a general rule, this statement is 180 degrees wrong.
2017-09-14 04:04:30 PM  
1 vote:

Gleeman: Phelon Hardtimes: Gleeman: Phelon Hardtimes: Latinwolf: I'm guessing your ideal woman is slim as a toothpick, build like a model, most of who are below average in body size.

First off, you were replying to a woman.  Next, "average" doesn't mean that's a good thing.  The people who won our freedom were about 145 - 160lbs, on "average".  Just because you can become fat doesn't mean you should.

Yes, but they also averaged several inches under 6 foot.


IRT tightness of the girl's pants, lotta people around here didn't see the Jordache/Calvins era. Took half the date to get your girlfriend back out of them.

Men still "average" well under 6 feet.  What is your point?

But the height has increased over the years, as well as the weight. It's disingenuous to just go by one measure.

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Speaking of disingenuous...we are definitely not double the size of someone from the 19th century. Perhaps that graph could be slightly more realistic...
2017-09-14 04:03:20 PM  
1 vote:

Frankly Speaking: What's really amazing here is not the fact that this child was treated inappropriately by her teacher, but the fact that adult men in this forum feel that it is appropriate to criticize this child's body. Ultimately, this is indicative of the larger issue of patriarchy and how the male gaze seeks to define a woman's existence. Of course I'm sure the Fark hat squad will be quick to correct this observation, but just remember they will be defending the sexual exploitation of a minor.


Does the Fark hat squad consist of only those wearing Fedoras, or do top hats and baseball caps also qualify?
2017-09-14 03:33:07 PM  
1 vote:

Phelon Hardtimes: Latinwolf: I'm guessing your ideal woman is slim as a toothpick, build like a model, most of who are below average in body size.

First off, you were replying to a woman.  Next, "average" doesn't mean that's a good thing.  The people who won our freedom were about 145 - 160lbs, on "average".  Just because you can become fat doesn't mean you should.


Yes, but they also averaged several inches under 6 foot.


IRT tightness of the girl's pants, lotta people around here didn't see the Jordache/Calvins era. Took half the date to get your girlfriend back out of them.
2017-09-14 03:25:43 PM  
1 vote:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Frankly Speaking: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [img.fark.net image 181x267]

She had the shirt hiked up.   Perhaps that bloated pre-menstrual gut made some sick ?

/you could hide in that naval.  jeezus.   corn fed

See, here is the underlying problem, this asshole thinks that it is funny to body shame a young woman.

Easy there skippy.   I would hit that like the fist of an angry god if she was 18

/not sure underlying or asshole is appropriate.


Age of consent is 17 where she lives, so you are good.
2017-09-14 03:25:34 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [img.fark.net image 181x267]

She had the shirt hiked up.   Perhaps that bloated pre-menstrual gut made some sick ?

/you could hide in that naval.  jeezus.   corn fed

That naval what?  Is she wearing bell bottoms or something?


Did my autocorrect fark me?  ok.  Belly Button.   I would tounge / tung the shiat out of that
2017-09-14 03:15:11 PM  
1 vote:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [img.fark.net image 181x267]

She had the shirt hiked up.   Perhaps that bloated pre-menstrual gut made some sick ?

/you could hide in that naval.  jeezus.   corn fed


That naval what?  Is she wearing bell bottoms or something?
2017-09-14 03:15:01 PM  
1 vote:

Frankly Speaking: SkittlesAreYum: Frankly Speaking: What's really amazing here is not the fact that this child was treated inappropriately by her teacher, but the fact that adult men in this forum feel that it is appropriate to criticize this child's body. Ultimately, this is indicative of the larger issue of patriarchy and how the male gaze seeks to define a woman's existence. Of course I'm sure the Fark hat squad will be quick to correct this observation, but just remember they will be defending the sexual exploitation of a minor.

Meh, I get what you're saying and don't disagree that women are judged more by their looks than men. On the other hand, I've seen some pretty cruel Fark threads involving slightly overweight males as well. People just like to make fun of fat people, and it's not always about sex.

I'm sure that belief is reassuring to you no matter how much actual events contradict it.


You have a good point, we only mock fat women here...
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2017-09-14 02:59:29 PM  
1 vote:

Phelon Hardtimes: Frankly Speaking: What's really amazing here is not the fact that this child was treated inappropriately by her teacher, but the fact that adult men in this forum feel that it is appropriate to criticize this child's body. Ultimately, this is indicative of the larger issue of patriarchy and how the male gaze seeks to define a woman's existence. Of course I'm sure the Fark hat squad will be quick to correct this observation, but just remember they will be defending the sexual exploitation of a minor.

She wasn't treated poorly.  She, and her mother are drama queening.  She was addressed for havind her midriff exposed in school.  Do you believe everything you read immediately?

Because I am Tom Hanks.


So you are defending the teacher who body shamed this child. You suck as much as the teacher.
2017-09-14 02:58:38 PM  
1 vote:

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: [img.fark.net image 181x267]

She had the shirt hiked up.   Perhaps that bloated pre-menstrual gut made some sick ?

/you could hide in that naval.  jeezus.   corn fed


I think I saw the Millennium Falcon fly in there to hide.
2017-09-14 02:48:46 PM  
1 vote:
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She had the shirt hiked up.   Perhaps that bloated pre-menstrual gut made some sick ?

/you could hide in that naval.  jeezus.   corn fed
2017-09-14 02:43:34 PM  
1 vote:

Shocktopus: NoahBuddy: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art

[img.fark.net image 850x796]

That picture is appalling. Doubtless it depicts a real event, but still appalling.

It's also not what is on the webpage. Unless they changed it since the screencap was made.


It's from Parks & Recreation. The town's appalling history with the natives is a running joke.
2017-09-14 02:36:29 PM  
1 vote:

Phelon Hardtimes: jst3p: thehobbes: It was likely the fact she was wearing it hiked up and her belly was showing.

The girl had posted to social media how she was wearing it from the school bathroom before the incident.

That makes more sense. Got a link?

It's up thread.


Reposting for farkers lazier than I am.

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2017-09-14 02:33:59 PM  
1 vote:

thehobbes: Here is from her twitter at a national conference for Family, Career and Community Leaders of America.

Not sure which one she is though.


The one on our left. The only old one. The one wearing a watch.
2017-09-14 02:30:50 PM  
1 vote:

Persnickety: Well, duh, lady.  Your daughter isn't wearing shoes.


It's Missouri and she isn't attending a wedding, funeral, or church so that's normal.
2017-09-14 01:26:26 PM  
1 vote:

advex101: Pretty one sided.  Nowhere does it specifically state what is wrong with the outfit that she has on.  But, OMG = clicks.


Can you even post a picture of her in a t-shirt (sans bra) on fark?  Even if she is 18?  If neither of them are true, then Drew better apologize to teach for this link (and ideally bring back the boobies tag and tab).

I'm not sure which I trust less: USA today to make sure the picture is what she was wearing, or a Joplin, MO. teacher to have a clue.  [whynotboth.jpg]
2017-09-14 01:23:50 PM  
1 vote:

Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.


And flat as a pancake.
2017-09-14 01:14:07 PM  
1 vote:
WTF?!  She looks fine.   What the hell is wrong with that teacher?!
2017-09-14 01:06:54 PM  
1 vote:

Mr Guy: I'm sure that's exactly how tight the strings were that control the cleavage when the teacher yelled at her.  No student has ever pulled their skirt higher, shirt more open, or rolled up their shorts to avoid dress codes, and then put it back when they got in trouble and claimed mistreatment.  That's unheard of.  It MUST be oppression.


So assume that was COMPLETELY unlaced. WHat'ya got?  At worst less cleveage than a trip to a Ren Faire provides...and, last time I checked Students don;t face TOWARDS each other, so even if something was a bit more on display only the teacher saw it.   The Mean Girl who tried to "bust her" is suggesting that because an inch of navel was showing in a picture of her IN THE BATHROOM, the dress code violation was okay...
2017-09-14 01:01:58 PM  
1 vote:

jst3p: I am wondering if maybe in class she was wearing the top off the shoulders exposing cleavage? That's the only reason I can imagine that top being a dress code violation and given the laces it looks like that top could be worn that way.


It really doesn't though.

Even without laces, it looks like she would have to be actively pushing her boobs together to see even a small amount of cleavage. The girl isn't super busty, and the shirt wouldn't be all that low even if it had no laces to it.
2017-09-14 12:57:33 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 534x712]


Hanson aside, she's the kind of girl that would keep you fed and happy.

/ And there is a lot to be said for that.
2017-09-14 12:56:22 PM  
1 vote:

wndertwin: The Bunyip: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.

But you said he's just a friend!

/ [I_got_that_reference.jpg]


My favorite part of the song is the fact that even though he asks her name, she is referred to as "blah blah blah" multiple times.
2017-09-14 12:54:35 PM  
1 vote:
Oh. We deleted the post exonerating the teacher but left the demure pose. 
Nice.
2017-09-14 12:46:23 PM  
1 vote:

FizixJunkee: RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


First of all, she's 17 and, therefore, not yet a "woman."

She's clinically obese.  Her outfit is fine, but that doesn't change the fact she's obese.  Obese isn't healthy, and it's not attractive.


*looks at picture*

*looks at this post*

*looks at the picture again*

*looks at this post again*

At worst, she's a bit heavy. That's not obese, unless you are a woman-hating pig.
2017-09-14 12:44:32 PM  
1 vote:
To the idiot who called her obese? WRONG.
2017-09-14 12:43:01 PM  
1 vote:

Shakin_Haitian: TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]

Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?


Fat shaming.
2017-09-14 12:38:53 PM  
1 vote:

TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]


Even if that were undone, it's not like it opens up to halfway down her chest.

What is wrong with you people?
2017-09-14 12:37:01 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously?  Fire that teacher yesterday.
2017-09-14 12:36:55 PM  
1 vote:

Wave Of Anal Fury: Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?

Based on your profile pic, your town apparently does.


Well bravo I say!
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2017-09-14 12:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
ftfa:  The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women."
... Anderson said she was "mortified" that her teacher said those things in front of the class.

Gee, think the teacher will be released with an 'insanity' plea?

/ methinks the teacher has some issues... but won't be having them in front of a class any longer
2017-09-14 12:25:18 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Top? No way. Covers everything a Puritanical administration would want covered?

Jeans? Only because called ripped jeans "distressed" and press as paying three figures does not make them anything but ripped jeans.

/have video of teachers not responding to the boy with the PENIS shirt, and she has them dead to rights


It's not a penis shirt, it's a shirt from a steel erection company. They all have the sense himor if seven year old boys in that industry.

/he said, "erection."
//heh heh heh
2017-09-14 12:20:44 PM  
1 vote:

MSBFDffpm: Rapmaster2000: Fortunately, she's in Joplin, so she's always welcome to apply for a job at The Double Deuce.

"Be Nice"


Patrick Swayze sees what you did there.
2017-09-14 12:20:34 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun


"The prisoner is generally tied to a gun with the upper part of the small of his back resting against the muzzle. When the gun is fired, his head is seen to go straight up into the air some forty or fifty feet; the arms fly off right and left, high up in the air, and fall at, perhaps, a hundred yards distance; the legs drop to the ground beneath the muzzle of the gun; and the body is literally blown away altogether, not a vestige being seen." - George Carter Stent



Well... that's one way to lose weight.
2017-09-14 12:10:34 PM  
1 vote:

rebelyell2006: WilderKWight: thehobbes: WilderKWight: Dress codes are farkin' stupid. Stop worrying about what the kids are wearing or doing with their own bodies, and farkin' teach them about English, History, Math, Biology, Chemistry, Civics, and other things.

You aren't getting into my lab without proper attire.

That's what lab coats are for.

Lab coats do not extend down to the ankles. And schools probably do not have 30 lab coats sitting around. Mine didn't when I took chemistry.


My lab wears his fur coat all the time.  And NO, you can't be in him you sick fark!
2017-09-14 12:10:09 PM  
1 vote:

maxandgrinch: Great, thanks subby 'busty teen.' Something else for the authorities to find on my browsing history..

Who wants my TF account while I'm in jail?


I think you are probably safe. You probably aren't the first person to do this.
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2017-09-14 11:52:51 AM  
1 vote:

advex101: Don't talk about peoples weight.  Got it.  But diabetes is still cool though, right?


I think diabetes is still cool.
2017-09-14 11:50:27 AM  
1 vote:

NoahBuddy: thehobbes: NoahBuddy: That picture is appalling. Doubtless it depicts a real event, but still appalling

It is a joke from Parks and Recreation...

This didn't look 'shopped. I couldn't tell from any of the pixels, and I've only seen a few 'shops in my time.

/Jokes on me then


It's rrom a Netflix show.  It is a real image of a painting.  Horrible public murals are a running joke on the show.
2017-09-14 11:49:15 AM  
1 vote:

advex101: Seems to be a lot of folks here blowing up at the very concept of a dress code.  just preparing the snowflakes for real life.


Then require business attire for schools instead of street clothes. Easy enough and maybe we can avoid this bullshiat constantly.
2017-09-14 11:48:40 AM  
1 vote:
Don't talk about peoples weight.  Got it.  But diabetes is still cool though, right?
2017-09-14 11:17:18 AM  
1 vote:

TelemonianAjax: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art

[img.fark.net image 850x796]

It looks like the soon to be victim is thinking "Ok, this seems a bit over the top. Really? A cannon?"


Aw dammit, you beat me to it!
2017-09-14 11:15:47 AM  
1 vote:
It's a loose-fitting shirt. If the shirt was too tight, you might have a point. I mean, I would still choke you to death in front of your own class if you did that to my daughter, but you'd still have a point.
2017-09-14 11:13:47 AM  
1 vote:

TelemonianAjax: dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

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You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.

Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.


I think you quoted the wrong person. But as someone who has fired black powder cannons on state and federal parks, I can assure you the powder charge alone would kill the person at that range, burn them really badly, and splinter the tree.
2017-09-14 11:07:37 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: FirstDennis: Just the way I like 'em. Both of 'em.

[img.fark.net image 850x971]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

You know, you two girls have everything. You're tall and short and slim and stout and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of a girl I crave.


Please tell me you tell me you are going to regale us with the mechanics of actually executing someone with a cannon like the mural. Because I am actually interested in a knowledgeable take on the subject now that it crosses my mind.
2017-09-14 11:04:49 AM  
1 vote:

rebelyell2006: TelemonianAjax: rebelyell2006: CaptainOrangeCat: That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.

The boys are going to have issues too. The latest trend at Target, Belks, and so on when I went to Santa Fe for pants shopping last month was skinny/straight leg dress trousers. With stretch banding around the waist. And 0% cotton.  And lower waistbands too, so they ground into my balls very uncomfortably. I bought trousers online instead.

I have t even thought about shopping for clothes at a Target in ten years for just that reason. I am not who their clothes are made for. At this point I am content with commodity-grade tshirts and disposable cheap Walmart pants.

Same here, at least in terms of denim pants. But I have an office job, so I am supposed to dress nicely.


I care for a 13 month old. I literally have two shirt drawers: shirts I don't mind getting vomit on and shirts I do mind getting vomit on. And when I had an office job I wore sneakers with my suit. Hey, I've got a bad foot. Like House.
2017-09-14 10:58:40 AM  
1 vote:
Dress codes are farkin' stupid. Stop worrying about what the kids are wearing or doing with their own bodies, and farkin' teach them about English, History, Math, Biology, Chemistry, Civics, and other things.

Back when I was in public school there was no dress code. The administrators and teachers had better, more important things to do than obsess over whether someone's clothes were too tight, too short, too torn, or too offensively screen-printed. They never said one word to me, whether I was wearing torn jeans, or wearing ripped fishnets, a knee-length skirt, and combat boots. Not one word about my multi-hued hair, not one detention or demerit over my smeared lipstick and eyeliner. They might say "cool outfit" sometimes, but they never got all bent out of shape and sent me out of class.

The same goes for the girls. I saw lots of cleavage, lots of tight t-shirts, lots of bare midriffs (actually, it was the 80s, so that was also popular with some guys, too), lots of short skirts... And yes, it was titillating, but that was MY problem, not the girls' problem, and certainly not the teachers' problem to solve.

Even if the girl in this story was showing her midriff (which is probably why the teacher was going on about "plus sized" girls) it's NOBODY'S BUSINESS but the girl's. I absolutely hate it when people try to tell other people how to dress.  You can say you don't like it. You can say they look tacky or slutty or dirty or whatever... But punishment and trying to enforce a specific code of dress always offends me.

The sole exceptions are in a courtroom or when you agree to an employer's code of dress. Otherwise, if you're not standing before a Judge or getting paid to be there, it should be up to you how you choose to dress, and if people stare that's for you to deal with, too. It's nobody else's business.
2017-09-14 10:55:41 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art

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It looks like the soon to be victim is thinking "Ok, this seems a bit over the top. Really? A cannon?"
2017-09-14 10:53:01 AM  
1 vote:

Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.


Yea, no joke.  This girl is no supermodel, but she is certainly attractive.
2017-09-14 10:47:22 AM  
1 vote:

Colour_out_of_Space: Alternative Facts: Oh wow, I'm just one degree of separation from the student's mother. And yes, my Facebook has exploded. She's got a lot of angry people on her side. I'm not angry, but I'm on her side.

Big breasts need support.


Sign me up.
2017-09-14 10:43:34 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like that teacher doesn't want a job anymore. The city of Joplin should accommodate her wishes.
2017-09-14 10:41:48 AM  
1 vote:

TheWhoppah: [img.fark.net image 186x528]


Therefore, sexualize an underage girl in front of her classmates, giving them ammo to make her life a living hell for the rest of her days there, then discuss her tits in front of her mom. Great strategy. Got any more diagrams there, Oliver Stone, maybe placed over a map connected with push pins and string?

/even if the top wasn't laced it wouldn't be all that revealing.
2017-09-14 10:39:17 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art

[img.fark.net image 850x796]


That picture is appalling. Doubtless it depicts a real event, but still appalling.
2017-09-14 10:36:31 AM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: vudukungfu: Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.

they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.

Ahhh, the halters with no bra.  It was truly a magical time.


Those tube tops and halters were responsible for "the jack in the box" boners that always occurred when I stood up in front of the class. Darn high school days.
2017-09-14 10:33:00 AM  
1 vote:
Actually, the top she's wearing de-emphasizes her bust.
2017-09-14 10:31:33 AM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

edmo: Is the teacher a nun?

If so, give her a wide berth.


Nunbush.
2017-09-14 10:27:03 AM  
1 vote:

MikeyFuccon: There is nothing indecent about that top, and Miss Barber is not at all "plus-sized."

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 695x948]

Intentional, or Freudian?

Aside from that, the outfit of the girl on the left is much less school appropriate than Miss Barber's, in my opinion. What is her excuse?

I suspect a personality conflict going beyond looks.


I was listening to a couple female high school teachers chat at a coffeehouse the other day. They were talking about how sadistic the students are.  IMHO, they shouldn't stoop so low to be offended by what a student says or does. That's a sign of immaturity on the teachers' side.
2017-09-14 10:19:24 AM  
1 vote:

Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.


Or, more likely, tried to hit on her and was rebuffed.
2017-09-14 10:11:31 AM  
1 vote:
WTF!!!??? That is the most demure and appropriate outfit short of a burka. WTF is wrong with that teacher?

/Was besties with someone with huge bewbs in high school. It was not fun for her. The creepy notice, the teasing and the laughter is relentless. She eventually had reduction surgery.
2017-09-14 09:53:50 AM  
1 vote:

ginandbacon: That is just...it's just...I can't find words for this. That p00r child.

2017-09-14 09:50:28 AM  
1 vote:
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Wyalt Derp: Why does it matter what guys like?

Continuation of the species?


A small group of my friends would bang just about anything. Their goal was to go home with a girl from the bar every night, there were nights that the pickings were (not) slim.
2017-09-14 09:40:55 AM  
1 vote:

Gleeman: Conservative outfit? Check
Moderate C/borderline D cup? Check
Teacher totes jelly? Check


Hell hath no fury like the control freaking middle school teacher.

What, the girl is dressed for Amish porn? The "teacher" is an idiot and needs to get paddled.
2017-09-14 09:35:44 AM  
1 vote:
This makes me think of almost every Rodney Carrington tune.
2017-09-14 09:21:22 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


...she isn't "busty", though.  If she loses the "full figure" weight, she's a stick like all the rest of the girls; the boobs go too.
2017-09-14 09:16:34 AM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.


they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.
2017-09-14 09:16:19 AM  
1 vote:

CaptainOrangeCat: That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.


The boys are going to have issues too. The latest trend at Target, Belks, and so on when I went to Santa Fe for pants shopping last month was skinny/straight leg dress trousers. With stretch banding around the waist. And 0% cotton.  And lower waistbands too, so they ground into my balls very uncomfortably. I bought trousers online instead.
2017-09-14 09:15:31 AM  
1 vote:
Was hoping for a pic of the student punching the teacher. Don't ever talk about my kid's body that way on the clock. If you can't keep it professional then GTFO.
2017-09-14 09:14:51 AM  
1 vote:

Fano: parasol: LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?

Might be the jeans, actually.

From here, her top is fine. It's just loose enough to make her too-tight jeans all the more noticeable.

and they are too tight - she looks squished.

Judging from the pic in thread, yeah, she doesn't look big busted but from underboob down she looks like Pat.


Well...difficult to be certain, that shirt is pretty baggy and rolled over at the waist. She's certainly not a borderline anorexic size 0 or something, NTTAWWT.
2017-09-14 09:12:57 AM  
1 vote:

Vodka Zombie: It's Missouri.  I'm pretty she'll meth into those jeans midway through her first Senior year.


I'm pretty sure...


/Personally, I'm not pretty.
//or all that awake
2017-09-14 09:04:25 AM  
1 vote:
Oh man. That hair. <3 I could post a pic of myself at that age and we'd be almost twins.

(by the way, from one random person with really stupid fine hair to another, girl, you're gonna want to use some kind of light oil when you're older to cut down on knots and breakage)

I'm a bit surprised the teacher objected to her shirt. Her jeans on the other hand must be pretty uncomfortable to sit in.
2017-09-14 09:01:47 AM  
1 vote:
That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.
2017-09-14 09:01:35 AM  
1 vote:

Raspil: Why is this still happening


The Puritan trait runs strong in much of the US still.
2017-09-14 08:54:46 AM  
1 vote:
There's nothing wrong with her outfit.

I have bigger boobs myself (G size) and especially back when I was a teen it was difficult to find cute tops that didn't look like I was wearing a mumu. I was at the weird size where plus size was too big but regular size too small, especially in the chest area.

Her outfit is fine and is like the stuff I wore back then. Teacher was on a power trip and probably thinks she should be in a burka.
2017-09-14 08:53:20 AM  
1 vote:
Why is this still happening
2017-09-14 08:52:06 AM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.


I was once sent home with a note regarding the unacceptable nature of my socks. "Note, socks must be white, without color or patterns"

Catholic school. White round-collar blouses, seer-sucker jumpers in your choice of 4 pastel colors.
2017-09-14 08:51:17 AM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

edmo: Is the teacher a nun?

If so, give her a wide berth.


Oh, I don't know.....

starcasm.netView Full Size
2017-09-14 08:45:27 AM  
1 vote:

weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.


I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.
2017-09-14 08:44:07 AM  
1 vote:
hmm, I'm in Joplin, and I'm hearing that students are saying the conversation didn't exactly go the way the article states.
2017-09-14 08:40:55 AM  
1 vote:
In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.
2017-09-14 08:38:53 AM  
1 vote:

a_room_with_a_moose: harleyquinnical: Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

Kind of wanted a pic of the teacher for the sake of accuracy.

[img.fark.net image 311x750]


Darn it
2017-09-14 08:35:54 AM  
1 vote:

harleyquinnical: Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

Kind of wanted a pic of the teacher for the sake of accuracy.


I'm guessing that teach is flat chested.
2017-09-14 08:34:20 AM  
1 vote:
Top? No way. Covers everything a Puritanical administration would want covered?

Jeans? Only because called ripped jeans "distressed" and press as paying three figures does not make them anything but ripped jeans.

/have video of teachers not responding to the boy with the PENIS shirt, and she has them dead to rights
2017-09-14 08:28:50 AM  
1 vote:
Anderson's story went viral after her mother, Melissa Barber, shared photos and videos expressing her outrage to Facebook.

More like Facepalm.
2017-09-14 08:27:54 AM  
1 vote:
It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art
2017-09-14 08:20:59 AM  
1 vote:
Conservative outfit? Check
Moderate C/borderline D cup? Check
Teacher totes jelly? Check
2017-09-14 08:20:10 AM  
1 vote:
I think that top is really cute - I'd wear it.
2017-09-14 08:19:48 AM  
1 vote:

Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.

The female teacher allegedly added: "Smaller busted women could get away with more than larger busted women."


Seconded.
2017-09-14 08:17:37 AM  
1 vote:

Deep Contact: Teacher was obviously jealous.


Kind of wanted a pic of the teacher for the sake of accuracy.
 
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