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(USA Today)   Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 08:44:58 AM  
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2017-09-14 08:45:27 AM  

weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.


I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.
 
2017-09-14 08:46:45 AM  

DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]


Do you have the original?
 
2017-09-14 08:48:50 AM  

LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?


Might be the jeans, actually.

From here, her top is fine. It's just loose enough to make her too-tight jeans all the more noticeable.

and they are too tight - she looks squished.
 
2017-09-14 08:49:02 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]

Do you have the original?


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I got ya, bro.
 
2017-09-14 08:49:15 AM  

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


I've done worse... uh... when they were legal age.
 
2017-09-14 08:50:02 AM  
Are high schools still mostly staffed with adults who hated every goddamn minute of high school?
 
2017-09-14 08:50:36 AM  

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OtherLittleGuy: DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345] Do you have the original?

 
2017-09-14 08:51:17 AM  

StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

edmo: Is the teacher a nun?

If so, give her a wide berth.


Oh, I don't know.....

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2017-09-14 08:51:35 AM  

DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]


Gif would be 1,000x funnier with Dwayne Johnson's head instead.
 
2017-09-14 08:51:51 AM  

Arachnophobe: OtherLittleGuy: DubyaHater: [img.fark.net image 284x345]

Do you have the original?

[img.fark.net image 300x375]I got ya, bro.


That one never gets old.
 
2017-09-14 08:52:06 AM  
A big ol' country girl like that shouldn't have any problem getting on a roller derby roster somewhere.
 
2017-09-14 08:52:06 AM  

Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.


I was once sent home with a note regarding the unacceptable nature of my socks. "Note, socks must be white, without color or patterns"

Catholic school. White round-collar blouses, seer-sucker jumpers in your choice of 4 pastel colors.
 
2017-09-14 08:52:10 AM  
Good old southwest Missouri.  If Oklahoma and Kansas had an illegitimate child and it decided to overcompensate by becoming ultra-religious and racist, that would be southwest Missouri.

/went to college in Springfield, MO
//glad I left
 
2017-09-14 08:53:20 AM  
Why is this still happening
 
2017-09-14 08:54:46 AM  
There's nothing wrong with her outfit.

I have bigger boobs myself (G size) and especially back when I was a teen it was difficult to find cute tops that didn't look like I was wearing a mumu. I was at the weird size where plus size was too big but regular size too small, especially in the chest area.

Her outfit is fine and is like the stuff I wore back then. Teacher was on a power trip and probably thinks she should be in a burka.
 
2017-09-14 08:57:09 AM  

LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?


Either the teacher was being a coont, or the girl had that lacing at the top of her shirt slightly undone during class.
 
2017-09-14 08:58:33 AM  

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


Why does it matter what guys like?
 
2017-09-14 08:59:38 AM  
This must be some entirely new use for the word "busty" with which I was previously unfamiliar. Back in my day, "busty" meant something.
 
2017-09-14 09:00:11 AM  
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2017-09-14 09:01:35 AM  

Raspil: Why is this still happening


The Puritan trait runs strong in much of the US still.
 
2017-09-14 09:01:47 AM  
That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.
 
2017-09-14 09:01:54 AM  

shortymac: There's nothing wrong with her outfit.

I have bigger boobs myself (G size) and especially back when I was a teen it was difficult to find cute tops that didn't look like I was wearing a mumu. I was at the weird size where plus size was too big but regular size too small, especially in the chest area.

Her outfit is fine and is like the stuff I wore back then. Teacher was on a power trip and probably thinks she should be in a burka.


I think we should have a moment of silence in memory of your profile hit counter
 
2017-09-14 09:03:26 AM  

RJReves: I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


Plus, looking good for guys may not be the only thing she thinks about when getting dressed. Maybe she likes the way she looks. Teens don't need goddamn teachers adding to their body image issues, that's what peers are for.
 
2017-09-14 09:04:25 AM  
Oh man. That hair. <3 I could post a pic of myself at that age and we'd be almost twins.

(by the way, from one random person with really stupid fine hair to another, girl, you're gonna want to use some kind of light oil when you're older to cut down on knots and breakage)

I'm a bit surprised the teacher objected to her shirt. Her jeans on the other hand must be pretty uncomfortable to sit in.
 
2017-09-14 09:04:35 AM  

johnny_vegas: I think we should have a moment of silence in memory of your profile hit counter


Here's the soundtrack to listen to as you watch the counter rapidly increase:

Tig Ol' Bitties - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
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2017-09-14 09:04:48 AM  

parasol: LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?

Might be the jeans, actually.

From here, her top is fine. It's just loose enough to make her too-tight jeans all the more noticeable.

and they are too tight - she looks squished.


Judging from the pic in thread, yeah, she doesn't look big busted but from underboob down she looks like Pat.
 
2017-09-14 09:05:03 AM  
I thought I was under a lot of pressure.  I'd hate to be her buttons.
 
2017-09-14 09:05:44 AM  

LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?


I suspect the top part was not laced so as to purposefully show off cleavage. But in later photos for the AW article it is laced up fully to maximise the outrage.
 
2017-09-14 09:07:44 AM  
Her boobs are going to make sure she can go to college without being a stripper.
Thanks moron teacher!
 
2017-09-14 09:08:18 AM  
"I refuse to put my daughter in a situation where her self esteem is completely destroyed. She is there to learn. This whole time she was missing out on an education while we were all sitting in a room discussing her boobs. How often does this happen to your sons? Seems like another way to keep girls uneducated."

You poor, naive thing. That's ALL they talk about.
 
2017-09-14 09:12:01 AM  
It's Missouri.  I'm pretty she'll meth into those jeans midway through her first Senior year.
 
2017-09-14 09:12:51 AM  
RJReves:Lots of guys like "full figured" women.

Warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
 
2017-09-14 09:12:57 AM  

Vodka Zombie: It's Missouri.  I'm pretty she'll meth into those jeans midway through her first Senior year.


I'm pretty sure...


/Personally, I'm not pretty.
//or all that awake
 
2017-09-14 09:13:26 AM  
B00bies tag on break, suboobmitter?
 
2017-09-14 09:14:51 AM  

Fano: parasol: LL316: Not that this is the point at all, but she looks fine in that top.  Wtf is the teacher talking about?

Might be the jeans, actually.

From here, her top is fine. It's just loose enough to make her too-tight jeans all the more noticeable.

and they are too tight - she looks squished.

Judging from the pic in thread, yeah, she doesn't look big busted but from underboob down she looks like Pat.


Well...difficult to be certain, that shirt is pretty baggy and rolled over at the waist. She's certainly not a borderline anorexic size 0 or something, NTTAWWT.
 
2017-09-14 09:15:24 AM  
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Well, duh, lady.  Your daughter isn't wearing shoes.
 
2017-09-14 09:15:31 AM  
Was hoping for a pic of the student punching the teacher. Don't ever talk about my kid's body that way on the clock. If you can't keep it professional then GTFO.
 
2017-09-14 09:15:51 AM  

tillerman35: It's a shiat town in the middle of a shiat state, but it does have some pretty cool art.  Thomas Hart Benton is one of America's greatest painters.  If you're every driving through what you should have flown over instead, I highly recommend stopping in at the Joplin town hall and taking a quick look at the mural there.

More info: http://www.joplinmo.org/175/Public-Art


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2017-09-14 09:16:19 AM  

CaptainOrangeCat: That shirt is very cute and there is nothing inappropriate about it.  It isn't even tight.  The jeans are awful, but that's not really the student's fault - it's almost impossible to find jeans for teens that are not "skinny" and "low rise" which looks good on exactly 1% of the population (and they are the ones that do the modelling of them usually).  The best way to see how the fashion has completely skewed the choices that girls have in pants is to look at a school that has the "polo and khakis" uniform.  All the boys are walking around in comfortable looking, relaxed fit khakis, and all of the girls are walking around in skin tight khakis.  Not because that's what they wanted, because that is all there is.  I spent months trying to find relaxed fit khakis for my step-daughter and couldn't find anything.  Even Dickies were "skinny, low cut" style.  My step-daughter is one of those girls that looks good in them (which bothered me even more, because a 7th grader's pants should not look like they were painted on her body).  She's a senior in high school now, and can wear what she wants, and still can't find pants that fit her properly.  She is very active in sports and has muscular thighs because of it.  However, her waist is a size 1.  Skinny jean that fits a size 1 waist are hugely uncomfortable on her thighs.  After much searching, I found some relaxed fit jeans that fit her thighs and had them altered to fit her waist.  They look comfortable, and she can move easily in them, but I have a hard time getting her to wear them because they look so vastly different from what all of her peers are wearing she feels out of place.

Of course, the distressing of the jeans is annoying - but that's a different story.  When I had holes in my jeans, it's because I earned them the hard way - not because I bought them that way.


The boys are going to have issues too. The latest trend at Target, Belks, and so on when I went to Santa Fe for pants shopping last month was skinny/straight leg dress trousers. With stretch banding around the waist. And 0% cotton.  And lower waistbands too, so they ground into my balls very uncomfortably. I bought trousers online instead.
 
2017-09-14 09:16:34 AM  

Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.


they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.
 
2017-09-14 09:16:41 AM  
Those pants look like 10 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound casing.
 
2017-09-14 09:17:20 AM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: Wookie_Jesus: Do they have a store for ugly people in her town?

Based on your profile pic, your town apparently does.


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2017-09-14 09:20:57 AM  

johnny_vegas: StrikitRich: [img.fark.net image 650x366]

edmo: Is the teacher a nun?

If so, give her a wide berth.

Oh, I don't know.....

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I'm not even Catholic but I feel the need to go to confession after looking at that.
 
2017-09-14 09:21:18 AM  

vudukungfu: Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.

they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.


Ahhh, the halters
 
2017-09-14 09:21:22 AM  

RJReves: weirdneighbour: Nothing wrong with her, she looks fine...just needs to lose a few pounds.

I wouldn't even say she needs to lose weight.

Lots of guys like "full figured" women.


...she isn't "busty", though.  If she loses the "full figure" weight, she's a stick like all the rest of the girls; the boobs go too.
 
2017-09-14 09:21:46 AM  
Ex got teased relentlessly at school by the biatchy clique for being a larger girl, also things such as not having a father, being dorky and weird, dating a chubby guy, etc. It was always the tits and weight comments that were worst. Little girls may be made of sugar and spice, but teenage girls are made of venom-dipped barbed knives freshly forged in the fires of hell.

In my ex's case, teachers always pulled the kids into line if they heard anything. It's very sad in this case the teacher was the instigator. Even if the girl had violated dress rules, there's a right way and a wrong way to correct that.

TL;DR Stop body shaming her, dog tits.
 
2017-09-14 09:22:09 AM  

vudukungfu: Jake Havechek: In '84, a girl got sent home from my high school for wearing a tube top.

they did go out of fashion in 78.
I remember girls wearing them in high school.
 and think halters with no bras.

ah, the 70s.


Ahhh, the halters with no bra.  It was truly a magical time.
 
2017-09-14 09:25:55 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Fortunately, she's in Joplin, so she's always welcome to apply for a job at The Double Deuce.


"Be Nice"
 
2017-09-14 09:27:00 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: johnny_vegas: I think we should have a moment of silence in memory of your profile hit counter

Here's the soundtrack to listen to as you watch the counter rapidly increase:

[YouTube video]


Cledus T. Judd - "Double D Cups" - Official Music Video
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