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(WTHR Indianapolis)   This is Bonnie and Clyde. This is Bonnie and Clyde on meth. Any questions?   ( wthr.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 08:59:44 AM  
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2017-09-14 09:32:49 AM  
If I touched either of them, I doubt there is water hot enough anywhere to make be feel clean again...  Weren't face scabs more of a middle ages thing?
 
2017-09-14 10:05:37 AM  
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Are the cops sure it's them? They seem so average looking, with no distinguishing features.
 
2017-09-14 10:15:12 AM  
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2017-09-14 10:43:42 AM  
Also, don't tell me that I was the only one who thought the guy was Dewey Crowe.
 
2017-09-14 11:54:06 AM  
He looks like Steve Bannon had he taken another route in life.  And she looks like Steve Bannon had he transitioned to female.
 
2017-09-14 11:58:22 AM  
Add them to the Mugshot Hall-of-Fame.
 
2017-09-14 01:16:32 PM  
For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would try meth.
 
2017-09-14 01:17:10 PM  
Good lord.  Those mugshots should deter drug use.
 
2017-09-14 01:17:45 PM  
were arrested at a nearby mobile home park...
 
2017-09-14 01:23:47 PM  
Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty they're not.  Of course, neither were Bonnie and Clyde.
 
2017-09-14 01:24:24 PM  
I have to say, those 2 definitely look like the sharpest tools in the shed.
/got nothing
 
2017-09-14 01:24:26 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would try meth.


its pretty popular and has been for a long time so theres gotta be something in the high people like or want.

i suppose its like any reason to take speed but again i dont know what those reasons are.
 
2017-09-14 01:27:36 PM  
A long time ago I f*cked a meth-addled parrot. I wonder if those are my kids....
 
2017-09-14 01:31:44 PM  

Brawndo: [img.fark.net image 425x188]
Are the cops sure it's them? They seem so average looking, with no distinguishing features.


Woody Harrelson character is almost passe by today's standards.
 
2017-09-14 01:33:09 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would try meth.


Same reason people take heroin...you're bored, have access, and vastly underestimate the negative consequences.

When my kids are older I will know their friends, their friend's parents, and how to get in touch with them.  Parents not being around or not caring what we were doing lead to most of my high school drug use.  Got caught twice and my dad didn't care that much so I kept doing it. Being too scared of any hard stuff kept safe though.
 
2017-09-14 01:33:20 PM  

BKITU: A long time ago I f*cked a meth-addled parrot. I wonder if those are my kids....


Was she pining for the fjords?
 
2017-09-14 01:41:30 PM  
Hoosiers? Subby tell me they knocked off a Speedway...
 
2017-09-14 01:43:24 PM  
Officers arrested Garrison Wood, 33, and Karina Holbrook, 23, a short time later at a nearby mobile home park.

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/got nothin'
 
2017-09-14 01:44:55 PM  
I see they followed the tattoo chart.
 
2017-09-14 01:46:26 PM  

Darwin Approves: were arrested at a nearby mobile home park...


The deuce you say.
 
2017-09-14 01:50:37 PM  

unchellmatt: Darwin Approves: were arrested at a nearby mobile home park...

The deuce you say.


Heh. My first thought on reading the article was: "How come the mobile home part doesn't surprise me in ANY way?"
 
2017-09-14 01:51:37 PM  
I wonder if the carpet matches the comical, garish drapes?
 
2017-09-14 01:52:10 PM  
This thread requires some wholesome Family Circus hijinx.
 
2017-09-14 01:54:21 PM  
Yikes!!
 
2017-09-14 01:55:04 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: If I touched either of them, I doubt there is water hot enough anywhere to make be feel clean again...  Weren't face scabs more of a middle ages thing?


Meth has brought them back into fashion.
 
2017-09-14 01:57:45 PM  
Muncie? I wonder if they were Eagles.


/Obscure?
 
2017-09-14 01:57:57 PM  
Reads headline.  Begs " Please don't be Muncie! Please don't be Muncie! " And it's Muncie 😩

But what does anyone expect from a town that is half poor white ghetto.  There is very little hope here, and these two are not really that remarkable.
 
2017-09-14 01:58:27 PM  
Bonnie and Clyde?  They look more like a couple of rejects from a "My Little Pony" conversation.
 
2017-09-14 01:59:05 PM  
The real Bonnie was hotter and prob scarier, who is Dewey Crowe? ( and don't tell me to Google, I am asking Farkers, don't be so lazy.
 
2017-09-14 02:00:20 PM  
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2017-09-14 02:00:52 PM  

weirdneighbour: The real Bonnie was hotter and prob scarier, who is Dewey Crowe? ( and don't tell me to Google, I am asking Farkers, don't be so lazy.


)
 
2017-09-14 02:05:35 PM  
I'm sure that absolutely no one is curious, but I'm going to tell you about the why and wherefore of the sores.

The deal is: each one feels like a zit that is ready to pop and pop in a very satisfying manner. But the sore is not a zit and is not, in fact, ever ready to pop in any manner...but working on it a little bit makes you feel that if you work on it just a little bit more, then you'll get the satisfying and memorable pop that you've been promised, and so forth. And it's like that for every sore.
 
2017-09-14 02:07:59 PM  
No neck tattoos for her yet, that means she is still clinging to hope.
 
2017-09-14 02:10:48 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: I'm sure that absolutely no one is curious, but I'm going to tell you about the why and wherefore of the sores.

The deal is: each one feels like a zit that is ready to pop and pop in a very satisfying manner. But the sore is not a zit and is not, in fact, ever ready to pop in any manner...but working on it a little bit makes you feel that if you work on it just a little bit more, then you'll get the satisfying and memorable pop that you've been promised, and so forth. And it's like that for every sore.


Well, THAT sounds like fun!

I'm convinced!  Where can I try this magical substance?
 
2017-09-14 02:15:26 PM  
Sad.  Those mugshots are perfect illustrations of a way point in a timeline of consecutive bad decisions.  Makes me wonder if they ever really had a chance.
 
2017-09-14 02:15:34 PM  

Promo Sapien: I wonder if the carpet matches the comical, garish drapes?


"Curiosity killed the cat" adage comes to mind.
 
2017-09-14 02:23:01 PM  
She's a rough 23.
 
2017-09-14 02:25:59 PM  

Brawndo: [img.fark.net image 425x188]
Are the cops sure it's them? They seem so average looking, with no distinguishing features.


Nope, no way to pick them out of the crowd!

Darwin Approves: were arrested at a nearby mobile home park...


Of course, where else?

/no more room under the rotten log
 
2017-09-14 02:26:22 PM  

Darwin Approves: were arrested at a nearby mobile home park...


Ya, I read that and thought "Ya don't say"....
 
2017-09-14 02:27:07 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would try meth.


"The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
 
2017-09-14 02:28:14 PM  
There was a young married couple that broke into my house in the middle of the night. No shots fired, they stormed out and crashed their car in the rush.  They got felony robbery charges just because I was there which they didn't know or suspect. Sad story
 
2017-09-14 02:33:24 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would try meth.


It's a hell of a drug.
 
2017-09-14 02:33:57 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: For the life of me I cannot understand why someone would try meth.


Well they handed out amphetamines for years. I mean ever have adderall when you didn't need it? They are safe at some doses if not abused and smoked from a rose tube with some chore boy... that leads to face scabs, robbery, and trailer parks.

/I was hoping for a hail of gun fire
//total let down
 
2017-09-14 02:37:01 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: /I was hoping for a hail of gun fire
//total let down


Just wait
 
2017-09-14 02:37:37 PM  

devine: Muncie? I wonder if they were Eagles.


/Obscure?


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2017-09-14 02:40:17 PM  

Brawndo: [img.fark.net image 425x188]
Are the cops sure it's them? They seem so average looking, with no distinguishing features.


I have a conspiracy theory about that.  Back in the day even the ne'er-do-wells made an attempt to look presentable in public.   Drunken idiot parents didn't saddle their fark-trophies with imbecilic made up names.  It was tough for the cops.  I mean, which 'John Smith' were they looking for?  I'm convinced all the invented trailer/ghetto names, ink and such is a FBI COINTELPRO op.
 
2017-09-14 03:09:07 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Sad.  Those mugshots are perfect illustrations of a way point in a timeline of consecutive bad decisions.  Makes me wonder if they ever really had a chance.


If they were born in Muncie, they were totally farked.  It's the scabrous buckle of the rust belt.
 
2017-09-14 03:11:13 PM  
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2017-09-14 03:12:52 PM  
Oh, come on, they're not Bonnie and Clyde, more like Boobie and Clod.  Let's see, *how* many people did B&C kill or wound, and where's the car chase that ended in 55,473,320 bullets pumped into their car?

A couple of small time losers.
 
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