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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Who orders a $4,000 painting and steaks and has UPS leave them on the front porch?   ( kfor.com) divider line
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2017-09-14 09:52:23 AM  
"Both sound silly, in hindsight, but it's more the principal that somebody is out here and brazen enough to go up to somebody's house in broad daylight,"

SKINNER!

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2017-09-14 10:01:26 AM  
I agree, this really makes no sense. First off, what kind of plebe orders a $4000 painting? You might as well wipe your ass with that investment. I mean, the galleries deliver anything for free over $100,000. Second, you have the steaks delivered fresh to the servants' quarters, not yours, and not by UPS, you have them airmailed overnight from the Kobe or Matsusaka region.

This whole incident sounds preposterous.
 
2017-09-14 10:06:21 AM  
I bet they were Trump steaks
 
2017-09-14 10:20:05 AM  
Someone from Oklahoma, duh.
 
2017-09-14 10:48:29 AM  
Surveillance video from the home near E. 15th and I-35 shows a white man get out of a metallic gray or silver BMW at around 5:00 pm Tuesday.
"He pulled up, walks up to the porch, grabs the box -- which happened to be a painting -- and the box of steaks, put it in his car and drove off," said Edmond Police Department spokeswoman Jenny Wagnon.



Yeah, these guys just follow the UPS guy on his route through residential neighbourhoods - or they get a call from the driver himself. Always pay for deliver with sig. Always.
 
2017-09-14 10:53:26 AM  
Bob Kelso?
/two thumbs
 
2017-09-14 10:54:04 AM  
the steaks werent even that tasty, let me tell you
 
2017-09-14 10:54:43 AM  
You have to be an idiot of epic proportions.

gopher321: Always pay for deliver with sig. Always.


This
 
2017-09-14 10:54:47 AM  
DNTRFA, but responding to the headline:

Someone who ordered them on a stolen credit card and had them delivered to an address not associated with themselves (whose residents are on vacation) from which they plan to collect said goods in the dark of night.
 
2017-09-14 10:55:48 AM  
Remember when UPS or FedEx actually had to get a signature when it was requested... good times good times.
 
2017-09-14 10:57:08 AM  

cretinbob: I bet they were Trump steaks


Probably a painting of Trump too. Paid for with charity money.
 
2017-09-14 11:02:15 AM  
UPS may had no directive to leave them on the front porch... I've had several deliveries from them marked "signature required" and they were still left in front of my door. The drivers are probably betting that the recipient will be happy enough not to have gone to the depot not to report it.
 
2017-09-14 11:03:48 AM  
It says it was a custom painting. I hope that thief now has a $4000 painting of a strangers family. Or something like this:
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2017-09-14 11:04:21 AM  
Your Dog?
 
OOF
2017-09-14 11:04:37 AM  
Me, drunk and eBay?
 
2017-09-14 11:05:13 AM  
The thief drives a BMW X6?  Those things start at $60K.

And the thief, who drives a BMW X6, drives into a neighborhood, into the back of a cul-de-sac, says "ooh, this house looks like it might have something really expensive on the doorstep", and goes and steals it???

And he couldn't even close the back door, do it's not like he could get very far.  Maybe there's more to the story?
 
2017-09-14 11:08:00 AM  
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2017-09-14 11:08:04 AM  
You'll spend $4K for a painting... and 20 bucks on a low-res security camera that can't resolve a face or a license plate?
 
2017-09-14 11:08:53 AM  
I ordered a $13 TV wall mount.  I got a text from UPS stating, "sorry, no one was around to accept the package, and there was no place secure to leave it!  We left it at the local post office!"

I live in a cabin in the woods, I have no neighbors to steal things, I'm retired and am home all day, I have a covered front porch, I lent my car to someone this week.  I sent them a sternly worded email about lying liar delivery companies who seem to think it's sufficient to deliver a package within ten miles of me and think that's sufficient.
 
2017-09-14 11:09:33 AM  
they seem to have a nasty habit of not even ringing the doorbell when they leave stuff either.  they must be in too much of a hurry to get to the next delivery to ensure that it is properly delivered
 
2017-09-14 11:09:48 AM  

MrKevvy: UPS may had no directive to leave them on the front porch... I've had several deliveries from them marked "signature required" and they were still left in front of my door. The drivers are probably betting that the recipient will be happy enough not to have gone to the depot not to report it.


There was one time I ordered a TV.  I think it was maybe $800 or so.  It was shipped adult signature required, and I was home, but in the shower when they came so I missed them.  It was shipped in the TV box - not in a plain cardboard box or anything.  UPS stands the thing straight up in full view on my porch so anyone driving by would see a TV.  They put it behind a plant and I guess that was "hiding" it, but the box was 4' wide and the plant was tiny.
 
2017-09-14 11:10:58 AM  
The thief was in a customized BMW stealing steaks from a rich housewife.

FIRST.WORLD.PROBLEMS.
 
2017-09-14 11:13:03 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I ordered a $13 TV wall mount.  I got a text from UPS stating, "sorry, no one was around to accept the package, and there was no place secure to leave it!  We left it at the local post office!"

I live in a cabin in the woods, I have no neighbors to steal things, I'm retired and am home all day, I have a covered front porch, I lent my car to someone this week.  I sent them a sternly worded email about lying liar delivery companies who seem to think it's sufficient to deliver a package within ten miles of me and think that's sufficient.


Ted Kaczynski, is that you?
 
2017-09-14 11:13:32 AM  
Take the steaks, leave the painting.
 
2017-09-14 11:14:41 AM  
Someone who is scamming, that is who.

And if you want good steaks, go to the local butcher, not order them on line.
If you want dog food, it is cheaper and available at the local pet store.
 
2017-09-14 11:15:44 AM  
I ordered a couple hundred dollars of wine one time for an event and I wasn't home when UPS delivered. Because a signature was required (cause alcohol) the UPS guy forged my name on it and left the package on the porch. Super secure.
 
2017-09-14 11:16:25 AM  
Well, I see we're blaming the victim. That's nice.
 
2017-09-14 11:16:51 AM  
Honey, Happy Anniversary!

I brought steaks and a surprise. For both of us.
 
2017-09-14 11:17:04 AM  

Ker_Thwap: I ordered a $13 TV wall mount.  I got a text from UPS stating, "sorry, no one was around to accept the package, and there was no place secure to leave it!  We left it at the local post office!"

I live in a cabin in the woods, I have no neighbors to steal things, I'm retired and am home all day, I have a covered front porch, I lent my car to someone this week.  I sent them a sternly worded email about lying liar delivery companies who seem to think it's sufficient to deliver a package within ten miles of me and think that's sufficient.


Welcome to life just outside of Bumf**k Ontario:
'We can't deliver to your address as we have no f**kin' clue where it is. It's somewhere in Canuckistan - right?'
I get my art & steaks delivered to my office now.
 
2017-09-14 11:18:07 AM  
A shut-in with crippling social anxiety?
 
2017-09-14 11:18:39 AM  

chitlenz: Ker_Thwap: I ordered a $13 TV wall mount.  I got a text from UPS stating, "sorry, no one was around to accept the package, and there was no place secure to leave it!  We left it at the local post office!"

I live in a cabin in the woods, I have no neighbors to steal things, I'm retired and am home all day, I have a covered front porch, I lent my car to someone this week.  I sent them a sternly worded email about lying liar delivery companies who seem to think it's sufficient to deliver a package within ten miles of me and think that's sufficient.

Ted Kaczynski, is that you?


Strongly worded email is not a euphemism for letter bomb... in this case.
 
2017-09-14 11:19:02 AM  
UPS has degenerated to the point of being the worst.  Their drivers are lazy and hate making efforts.  I always cringe when I learn that someone I order from will only use UPS.  You can request a signature, but they won't ask for it.  Hell, they won't even ring doorbell/knock on door - they just drop it off on the porch, then lie in the delivery report.  They do treat businesses they deliver to better, but if your a residential, these unionized drivers just give you the virtual middle finger and try to avoid seeing the customer at all costs.
 
2017-09-14 11:22:45 AM  

Dwedit: Your Dog?


Your dog wants Prime. Both Amazon and steaks.
 
2017-09-14 11:22:45 AM  
Even paying for "signature required" is useless. All that means is that the first random person the employee runs into can sign for the package. It doesn't have to be the recipient on the package.
 
2017-09-14 11:25:18 AM  
"It's when she pulled the surveillance video it became clear why the box of food and a custom piece of art weren't there."

Anyone else bothered by the fact that home surveillance now seems like a necessity?

Lived at the same address for over 30 years, never had any problem receiving packages. In recent months, though, forget it. Doesn't matter who the carrier is, they say they left in on my (enclosed) porch and I never saw it.

/amazon locker ftw
 
2017-09-14 11:25:20 AM  
This wouldn't have happened if he had a Ring™ doorbell!
 
2017-09-14 11:25:42 AM  

IDisposable: MrKevvy: UPS may had no directive to leave them on the front porch... I've had several deliveries from them marked "signature required" and they were still left in front of my door. The drivers are probably betting that the recipient will be happy enough not to have gone to the depot not to report it.

There was one time I ordered a TV.  I think it was maybe $800 or so.  It was shipped adult signature required, and I was home, but in the shower when they came so I missed them.  It was shipped in the TV box - not in a plain cardboard box or anything.  UPS stands the thing straight up in full view on my porch so anyone driving by would see a TV.  They put it behind a plant and I guess that was "hiding" it, but the box was 4' wide and the plant was tiny.


I came home one August afternoon to find a FedEx package on the front step- of a door with a clear, eye-level "Please Use Other Door" sign on it. Pick it up - surprise! It's labeled "Dry Ice Refrigerated Contents." Further surprise? It isn't for my address by my street number but a street two up from mine that doesn't even remotely resemble the name of my address.

Being a nice person, I put it in the car and drive over to said address. Guy's out front washing a screen window or something. Ask if so-and-so lives here - yes, that's his wife.

Long story finally ends: FedEx left the woman's delivery of insulin, a controlled substance, that needs to be kept refrigerated, on the wrong doorstep without a receiving signature, in 88 degree sunshine and humidity.

I hope like hell they called the supply company AND the FedEx depot and tore new arseholes on anyone even remotely involved.
 
2017-09-14 11:27:07 AM  
"But" my street number, wrong street. Sheesh.
 
2017-09-14 11:35:26 AM  
Somebody who has to be at the pawn shop in 26 minutes.
 
2017-09-14 11:37:57 AM  

PlaidJaguar: DNTRFA, but responding to the headline:

Someone who ordered them on a stolen credit card and had them delivered to an address not associated with themselves (whose residents are on vacation) from which they plan to collect said goods in the dark of night.


You sound all too familiar with this process.
 
2017-09-14 11:39:34 AM  
They definitely didn't think this one through.
 
2017-09-14 11:51:22 AM  
Yeah, I can confirm UPS does not give a fark. I've had them leave freaking firearms (once it was one of the bright green/white Remington boxes with the huge font you can see from 100 feet away) just leaned up next to the door in full view of the street.
 
2017-09-14 11:52:32 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: PlaidJaguar: DNTRFA, but responding to the headline:

Someone who ordered them on a stolen credit card and had them delivered to an address not associated with themselves (whose residents are on vacation) from which they plan to collect said goods in the dark of night.

You sound all too familiar with this process.


It was a thought experiment when I was a teenager and working retail.  There was an incident where some people in the mall got fired because they took misappropriated credit card details around to each others stores and bought a bunch of stuff.  They got caught, of course, because it was easy to identify who had been working at the stores in question when the transactions occurred.  I didn't have friends, so I wouldn't have had accomplices who would be willing / able to process the credit card transactions manually, so I considered how I would make use of misappropriated card details on my own, while also maximizing my chances of getting away with it.  Order online from the public PC at the library, have it delivered as described.

Never did it, of course.  Though I will admit to occasionally regretting that.
 
2017-09-14 11:52:56 AM  

Someguy72: UPS has degenerated to the point of being the worst.  Their drivers are lazy and hate making efforts.  I always cringe when I learn that someone I order from will only use UPS.  You can request a signature, but they won't ask for it.  Hell, they won't even ring doorbell/knock on door - they just drop it off on the porch, then lie in the delivery report.  They do treat businesses they deliver to better, but if your a residential, these unionized drivers just give you the virtual middle finger and try to avoid seeing the customer at all costs.


I've only had a problem with UPS once and it wasn't much of a problem.  The package was marked fragile and the driver lobbed it onto my porch.  Nothing broke.  And a good friend was the driver's supervisor lol.
 
2017-09-14 11:54:29 AM  
We had a month where we were losing deliveries on our doorstep but we had the unluckiest thieves ever.

They missed the days with new PC components from Newegg and a very nice camera lens.  Both those boxes were signature required but the UPS guy had zero farks to give.  Had they hit those 2 days they would have made off with $4k+ in goods.   Instead they got 24 rolls of Green Forest toilet paper, a case of oatmeal cookies and an "Ahh Bra".

Enjoy crossdressing on the pooper while eating cookies, loser.
 
2017-09-14 12:02:01 PM  

bdub77: I agree, this really makes no sense. First off, what kind of plebe orders a $4000 painting? You might as well wipe your ass with that investment. I mean, the galleries deliver anything for free over $100,000. Second, you have the steaks delivered fresh to the servants' quarters, not yours, and not by UPS, you have them airmailed overnight from the Kobe or Matsusaka region.

This whole incident sounds preposterous.


Weirder. Who buys their fine art and steaks from the same place?  That's a pretty damn weird business model.
 
2017-09-14 12:04:55 PM  

IDisposable: The thief drives a BMW X6?  Those things start at $60K.

And the thief, who drives a BMW X6, drives into a neighborhood, into the back of a cul-de-sac, says "ooh, this house looks like it might have something really expensive on the doorstep", and goes and steals it???

And he couldn't even close the back door, do it's not like he could get very far.  Maybe there's more to the story?


He didn't get rich enough to afford an X6 by not stealing packages.
 
2017-09-14 12:06:17 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Remember when UPS or FedEx actually had to get a signature when it was requested... good times good times.


Remember when your UPS and FedEx packages were actually delivered by FedEx or UPS instead of the female Russian postal worked that delivers packages to the wrong house and often weeks late that was the reason you switched from USPS to UPS/FedEx in the first damn place?
 
2017-09-14 12:07:15 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Eli WhiskeyDik: PlaidJaguar: DNTRFA, but responding to the headline:

Someone who ordered them on a stolen credit card and had them delivered to an address not associated with themselves (whose residents are on vacation) from which they plan to collect said goods in the dark of night.

You sound all too familiar with this process.

It was a thought experiment when I was a teenager and working retail.  There was an incident where some people in the mall got fired because they took misappropriated credit card details around to each others stores and bought a bunch of stuff.  They got caught, of course, because it was easy to identify who had been working at the stores in question when the transactions occurred.  I didn't have friends, so I wouldn't have had accomplices who would be willing / able to process the credit card transactions manually, so I considered how I would make use of misappropriated card details on my own, while also maximizing my chances of getting away with it.  Order online from the public PC at the library, have it delivered as described.

Never did it, of course.  Though I will admit to occasionally regretting that.


Clever, indeed.
 
2017-09-14 12:07:44 PM  
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2017-09-14 12:08:37 PM  

gopher321: Surveillance video from the home near E. 15th and I-35 shows a white man get out of a metallic gray or silver BMW at around 5:00 pm Tuesday.
"He pulled up, walks up to the porch, grabs the box -- which happened to be a painting -- and the box of steaks, put it in his car and drove off," said Edmond Police Department spokeswoman Jenny Wagnon.


Yeah, these guys just follow the UPS guy on his route through residential neighbourhoods - or they get a call from the driver himself. Always pay for deliver with sig. Always.


Unless you're me in which case delivery with signature just means "screw this guy" to my local FedEx driver. My last 4(!) packages with signature required were never delivered by him, one I waited three attempts (after 4 they return to sender) before throwing in the towel and having it delivered to a Kinkos location. Each of those times there was someone home all day and we have a gravel driveway so there's no way we miss a FedEx truck pulling in.
 
2017-09-14 12:12:57 PM  

Ker_Thwap: chitlenz: Ker_Thwap: I ordered a $13 TV wall mount.  I got a text from UPS stating, "sorry, no one was around to accept the package, and there was no place secure to leave it!  We left it at the local post office!"

I live in a cabin in the woods, I have no neighbors to steal things, I'm retired and am home all day, I have a covered front porch, I lent my car to someone this week.  I sent them a sternly worded email about lying liar delivery companies who seem to think it's sufficient to deliver a package within ten miles of me and think that's sufficient.

Ted Kaczynski, is that you?

Strongly worded email is not a euphemism for letter bomb... in this case.


I also have all packages, apart from ammunition, delivered to my work office unless I know that I will be home on the day of delivery.
 
2017-09-14 12:15:42 PM  
My mom lives on an Island in Maine, and has had to go to the "airport" (read, landing strip in the middle of the woods) to get a fedex package that was left under a rock at the end of the runway.
 
2017-09-14 12:27:32 PM  

red5ish: Well, I see we're blaming the victim. That's nice.


All I see is comments blaming the delivery service, but you sure did get your daily dose of smug superiority.
 
2017-09-14 12:31:08 PM  
That car's going to be fairly easy to track down, and the backwards-ball cap guy easy to find. 

Pretty sure he thought he was nabbing a TV with the size of that package.
 
2017-09-14 12:32:04 PM  
A douchbag with too much money.
 
2017-09-14 12:39:54 PM  
I just have shiat delivered to my office. If it's something super big or expensive or important, I make sure I'm there when it's delivered.

FYI, when I had a cell phone delivered a year ago, via UPS, when I wasn't there to take delivery, the UPS guy left it at a nearby Authorized Shipping Outlet (a convenience store), not my door. So ... some UPS guys know what they're doing, some don't.
 
2017-09-14 12:42:59 PM  
And when I say "I make sure I'm there when it's delivered" I mean "there at my home." LOL

I don't order that much stuff, so ... easier said than done for other people, I suppose.

I would sure as fark be home for a $4000 painting. Why do people not know that assholes follow delivery drivers around to see what they can steal from people's porches? It's just common sense. (shrug)
 
2017-09-14 12:46:41 PM  

MrKevvy: UPS may had no directive to leave them on the front porch... I've had several deliveries from them marked "signature required" and they were still left in front of my door. The drivers are probably betting that the recipient will be happy enough not to have gone to the depot not to report it.


I ordered a $300 pit barrel cooker (a kind of bbq smoker), it WAS marked 'sig required' and they still left it on the front sidewalk.  The box is clearly marked with what it is - anyone could have picked it up.

/been a pet peeve of mine for a while
 
2017-09-14 12:47:45 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I just have shiat delivered to my office. If it's something super big or expensive or important, I make sure I'm there when it's delivered.

FYI, when I had a cell phone delivered a year ago, via UPS, when I wasn't there to take delivery, the UPS guy left it at a nearby Authorized Shipping Outlet (a convenience store), not my door. So ... some UPS guys know what they're doing, some don't.


I tried to get FedEx to leave packages at the local FedEx store less than a mile away. They did it for a while, even advertised it as a "customer convenience", then later nixed the idea for some reason.

The local, independent We Pack and Ship place will accept packages, but they want $4 per if you're not renting a box from them.
 
2017-09-14 12:51:24 PM  

IDisposable: MrKevvy: UPS may had no directive to leave them on the front porch... I've had several deliveries from them marked "signature required" and they were still left in front of my door. The drivers are probably betting that the recipient will be happy enough not to have gone to the depot not to report it.

There was one time I ordered a TV.  I think it was maybe $800 or so.  It was shipped adult signature required, and I was home, but in the shower when they came so I missed them.  It was shipped in the TV box - not in a plain cardboard box or anything.  UPS stands the thing straight up in full view on my porch so anyone driving by would see a TV.  They put it behind a plant and I guess that was "hiding" it, but the box was 4' wide and the plant was tiny.


To top this,
My late wife donated her body to medical science and when the university was finished with it they cremated her remains.  Her ashes were then supposed to be shipped to me via UPS with adult signature required.

Not only did they deliver the package to the wrong address,  (they got the  house number and zip code but the town and street wrong) but the signature of the person who signed the package was about 10 years old!

Thank god the family who got the package tracked me down and contacted me they had her remains.  They didn't know what was in the package just called me to let me know the package was at their house!

needless to say UPS got an earful regarding that!
 
2017-09-14 12:59:30 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: And when I say "I make sure I'm there when it's delivered" I mean "there at my home." LOL

I don't order that much stuff, so ... easier said than done for other people, I suppose.

I would sure as fark be home for a $4000 painting. Why do people not know that assholes follow delivery drivers around to see what they can steal from people's porches? It's just common sense. (shrug)


Painting in question:

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2017-09-14 12:59:41 PM  

IDisposable: The thief drives a BMW X6?  Those things start at $60K.

And the thief, who drives a BMW X6, drives into a neighborhood, into the back of a cul-de-sac, says "ooh, this house looks like it might have something really expensive on the doorstep", and goes and steals it???

And he couldn't even close the back door, do it's not like he could get very far.  Maybe there's more to the story?


He's a thief. He stole it.
 
2017-09-14 01:00:34 PM  
Most people at my job that live in Baltimore just have stuff shipped to work since odds are it wont be there when they get home. Technically they are not supposed to have stuff sent here but I keep them off the books and don't make a big deal about it.
 
2017-09-14 01:01:27 PM  
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2017-09-14 01:02:32 PM  

gopher321: Surveillance video from the home near E. 15th and I-35 shows a white man get out of a metallic gray or silver BMW at around 5:00 pm Tuesday.
"He pulled up, walks up to the porch, grabs the box -- which happened to be a painting -- and the box of steaks, put it in his car and drove off," said Edmond Police Department spokeswoman Jenny Wagnon.


Yeah, these guys just follow the UPS guy on his route through residential neighbourhoods - or they get a call from the driver himself. Always pay for deliver with sig. Always.


I'd rather pay for delivering to my porch even if the seller requested a sig. It's not worth taking time off of work on the miniscule chance that someone walks off with a package before I get home. And yes I have had a thousand dollar painting left on my porch.
 
2017-09-14 01:03:30 PM  

IDisposable: The thief drives a BMW X6?  Those things start at $60K.

And the thief, who drives a BMW X6, drives into a neighborhood, into the back of a cul-de-sac, says "ooh, this house looks like it might have something really expensive on the doorstep", and goes and steals it???

And he couldn't even close the back door, do it's not like he could get very far.  Maybe there's more to the story?


Perhaps he does this a lot and that's why he can afford an X6.
 
2017-09-14 01:05:07 PM  

groppet: Most people at my job that live in Baltimore just have stuff shipped to work since odds are it wont be there when they get home. Technically they are not supposed to have stuff sent here but I keep them off the books and don't make a big deal about it.


I work for a large outfit with a receiving dept. They freak out if something arrives without the appropriate database entry to go along with it.
 
2017-09-14 01:05:32 PM  
I bet he thought it was a tv. I bet the woman didn't even think to click the must have a signature box when ordering. People with a lot of money are way lax when it comes to stuff like this. This one white dude I use to know would rent expensive cars, go to the most affluent malls and steal laptops out of cars. These people are cautious of Tyrone but it's really Tom  is the one robbing you blind.
 
2017-09-14 01:15:43 PM  
Had a neighbor who was constantly having stuff stolen.

One time it was her new MacBook air and her "mother's jewelry" stolen out of her car.
Next it was her AC unit got taken.

After three of these, her insurance dropped her.
She just got new insurance.   And coincidentally .........
http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/jewelry-theft-reported-at-gold-coast​-​home/
 
2017-09-14 01:22:16 PM  
It seems to be quite variable.  Around here there are zero problems.  Amazon never asks for a signature, nothing ever goes lost.  My biggest beef is with the occasional driver who thinks that slipping a flat package under the doormat is a good idea.  Hey, I've almost squashed things a couple of times that way!  Most of them look around, note the large post (decorative) that will hide a typical package from the street perfectly and leave it there.
 
2017-09-14 01:23:39 PM  
Edmond? Yup Edmond.

Nope, it's not a scam. It's a city where all those things are normal, even a thief in a BMW.
 
2017-09-14 01:39:55 PM  
Brazen thief? You mean a brass dragonborn rogue?
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2017-09-14 01:56:06 PM  
I recently purchased something from Amazon. It was delivered by an Amazon driver. And in the tracking information in the email the driver had taken a photo of the package at my doorstep.
 
2017-09-14 01:56:08 PM  

Milos Hattrick: [www.theblaze.com image 350x284]


How many trump steaks do you get off of one o' them trump steers?
will they grind the cheaper cuts for hamburger if you order a half?
 
2017-09-14 02:07:44 PM  
Half the people on SNAP.
 
2017-09-14 02:17:02 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.


Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.
 
2017-09-14 02:56:20 PM  

formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.


I have yet to see someone buy actual food with food stamps. 90% of the time it's tv dinners and potato chips. Oh and don't forget the carts full of pop when it goes on sale. So happy my taxes are contributing to their heart disease.
 
2017-09-14 02:59:57 PM  

astouffer: formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.

I have yet to see someone buy actual food with food stamps. 90% of the time it's tv dinners and potato chips. Oh and don't forget the carts full of pop when it goes on sale. So happy my taxes are contributing to their heart disease.


When you have limited food you go for the most calorie-rich ones. And the ones that are easiest to prepare and store.
 
2017-09-14 03:01:47 PM  
Another person here to say that delivery people don't even ring my door bell, but just leave expensive stuff I order on my porch.
 
2017-09-14 03:19:22 PM  

formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.


There's a lot of abuse and unfortunately an honest conversation about that abuse gets shouted down with "RACIST" and "why do you hate poor people?"
 
2017-09-14 03:21:27 PM  
painting worth several thousand dollars

Anything around 2 is a couple, Anything above 2 and below 6 is a few. Anything above that is "several".

/at least IMHO
 
2017-09-14 03:26:01 PM  

HailRobonia: Brazen thief? You mean a brass dragonborn rogue?
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OK, I've been out of the D&D loop for a while, but is that actually an accepted PC race ?
 
2017-09-14 03:30:36 PM  

astouffer: formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.

I have yet to see someone buy actual food with food stamps. 90% of the time it's tv dinners and potato chips. Oh and don't forget the carts full of pop when it goes on sale. So happy my taxes are contributing to their heart disease.


Nothing wrong with TV dinners. What were you expecting them to get?
 
2017-09-14 03:31:02 PM  
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2017-09-14 03:31:46 PM  

AllUpInYa: HailRobonia: Brazen thief? You mean a brass dragonborn rogue?
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OK, I've been out of the D&D loop for a while, but is that actually an accepted PC race ?


Yes, sadly.  Make good barbarians.
 
2017-09-14 03:38:20 PM  
Pick one...
A) Insurance fraud.
B) boxes actually contained drugs

Of course, she could have ordered a "custom painting", the "custom painter" sent drugs instead, and the person who was supposed  to get the drugs waiting until the boxes showed up and then took them immediately.  This is especially possible if the woman has a regular schedule so they knew she wouldn't be home.

Apparently, this is fairly common, to the point that occasionally the homeowner is home when the package comes and hilarity ensues.
 
2017-09-14 03:40:21 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: AllUpInYa: HailRobonia: Brazen thief? You mean a brass dragonborn rogue?
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OK, I've been out of the D&D loop for a while, but is that actually an accepted PC race ?

Yes, sadly.  Make good barbarians.


Barbarian PC's ????
That's just crazy-talk

/kept with AD&D
 
2017-09-14 04:20:59 PM  

astouffer: formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.

I have yet to see someone buy actual food with food stamps. 90% of the time it's tv dinners and potato chips. Oh and don't forget the carts full of pop when it goes on sale. So happy my taxes are contributing to their heart disease.


Cool anecdote dude. I am sure that EVERY person uses just like you described and therefore no one deserves them.
 
2017-09-14 04:27:17 PM  

IDisposable: formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.

There's a lot of abuse and unfortunately an honest conversation about that abuse gets shouted down with "RACIST" and "why do you hate poor people?"


I don't mind discussing the issue of fraud, but it is actually rather rare and if they catch you, you WILL be punished. Having said that, I don't mind my tax dollars being spent feeding families that need it, even with the understanding that some people will game it. My tax dollars go towards paying for a lot of reprehensible shiat, feeding hungry familes isn't one of them.
 
2017-09-14 04:46:49 PM  
Leave the painting, take the steaks.
 
2017-09-14 04:57:34 PM  
Well, it was a $40 painting until the insurance valuation form was filled out...
 
2017-09-14 06:45:39 PM  

gopher321: Surveillance video from the home near E. 15th and I-35 shows a white man get out of a metallic gray or silver BMW at around 5:00 pm Tuesday.
"He pulled up, walks up to the porch, grabs the box -- which happened to be a painting -- and the box of steaks, put it in his car and drove off," said Edmond Police Department spokeswoman Jenny Wagnon.


Yeah, these guys just follow the UPS guy on his route through residential neighbourhoods - or they get a call from the driver himself. Always pay for deliver with sig. Always.


These days, you just direct that the items be held at the depot, or a designated retail delivery if the depot is inconvenient. You can sign up with UPS and Fedex for that, or call them with your tracking number.

Unfortunately, too many people in my area have been doing that, and UPS now routinely says the facility is "full." I've had to have things delivered on days when I'm home, and it sucks waiting around.
 
2017-09-14 06:50:30 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: I bet he thought it was a tv. I bet the woman didn't even think to click the must have a signature box when ordering. People with a lot of money are way lax when it comes to stuff like this. This one white dude I use to know would rent expensive cars, go to the most affluent malls and steal laptops out of cars. These people are cautious of Tyrone but it's really Tom  is the one robbing you blind.


Do any online vendors allow you to specify? I've haven't seen one in years, the vendor always decides in my experience, either always one way or the other, or based on price. Maybe once or twice years ago I saw a site where you could pay extra for signature service, but not anymore.
 
2017-09-14 08:21:05 PM  

foxyshadis: drjekel_mrhyde: I bet he thought it was a tv. I bet the woman didn't even think to click the must have a signature box when ordering. People with a lot of money are way lax when it comes to stuff like this. This one white dude I use to know would rent expensive cars, go to the most affluent malls and steal laptops out of cars. These people are cautious of Tyrone but it's really Tom  is the one robbing you blind.

Do any online vendors allow you to specify? I've haven't seen one in years, the vendor always decides in my experience, either always one way or the other, or based on price. Maybe once or twice years ago I saw a site where you could pay extra for signature service, but not anymore.


Once you get the tracking # from the online store, just go to major 3 carriers, you can request it on their website or over the phone.
/Bonus Fedex will deliver your shiat to Walgreen's now
 
2017-09-14 09:29:39 PM  

foxyshadis: drjekel_mrhyde: I bet he thought it was a tv. I bet the woman didn't even think to click the must have a signature box when ordering. People with a lot of money are way lax when it comes to stuff like this. This one white dude I use to know would rent expensive cars, go to the most affluent malls and steal laptops out of cars. These people are cautious of Tyrone but it's really Tom  is the one robbing you blind.

Do any online vendors allow you to specify? I've haven't seen one in years, the vendor always decides in my experience, either always one way or the other, or based on price. Maybe once or twice years ago I saw a site where you could pay extra for signature service, but not anymore.


That's been my experience thus far. The manner of delivery is not up to you, not disclosed, and thus a complete gamble and surprise on the day. Mostly the annoyance is when you get a tag instead of your $5 whatzit and have to begin the dance.

Last fun experience was ordering a chair gas cylinder that came in a bubble envelope. The bubble envelope failed so UPS delivers an empty envelope with a giant hole in the bottom to the wrong address and marks "delivery complete."
 
2017-09-15 12:18:26 AM  
HailRobonia: astouffer: formerfloozy: Kangaroo_Ralph: Half the people on SNAP.

Yeah, cuz food stamps allow you to live in the lap of luxury. Most food stamp recipients work more than 1 job and still live below the poverty line, but I know that humiliating and denigrating the working poor is a popular conservative pastime.

I have yet to see someone buy actual food with food stamps. 90% of the time it's tv dinners and potato chips. Oh and don't forget the carts full of pop when it goes on sale. So happy my taxes are contributing to their heart disease.

When you have limited food
When you are fat and lazy you go for the most calorie-rich ones. And the ones that are easiest to prepare and store.
 
2017-09-15 01:16:30 AM  
My  brother raises Koi and keeps an aquarium of freshwater fish. He ordered a new fish from an out of town breeder, and it came overnight by UPS... well, sort of. He watched the truck zoom past the house five times over the course of several hours, in both directions, apparently unable to discern the address on the mailbox and over the front door.   Once it does arrive, guy brings out a foam container bearing a water-filled baggie with a dead tropical fish in it. My brother complains. The driver says: "oh you can still eat it, it's plenty fresh, only died an hour or so ago!"
 
2017-09-15 11:36:51 AM  

Snarky Acronym: I recently purchased something from Amazon. It was delivered by an Amazon driver. And in the tracking information in the email the driver had taken a photo of the package at my doorstep.


There's some small delivery outfit around here whose drivers take such a picture.  I haven't seen them, though.

Massa Damnata: Another person here to say that delivery people don't even ring my door bell, but just leave expensive stuff I order on my porch.


UPS always rings unless it's after about 8pm.  FedEx never does except the only signature-required package I've gotten in quite a while.
 
2017-09-15 12:48:39 PM  
How do we know the guy didn't just pick up the X6 from someone's porch too?
 
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