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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   Actual headline: Self-proclaimed 'most vile man' posts threatening video on YouTube after motel massage goes awry   ( fox43.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Mahady, criminal complaint, Douglas Mahady, Mahady's YouTube, homosexual slurs, police, new cumberland, Fairview Township  
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2017-09-14 08:26:47 AM  
Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.
 
2017-09-14 08:29:59 AM  
So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.
 
2017-09-14 08:37:10 AM  

Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.


This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.
 
2017-09-14 08:57:09 AM  
I'm looking for a new dentist. I wonder if he can give me a referral?
 
2017-09-14 09:01:57 AM  
*Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?
 
2017-09-14 09:04:20 AM  
It's upsetting that nutcases like this are out walking around. He is seething with anger. He may never snap, but...
 
2017-09-14 09:06:14 AM  
Yeah. A massage. Okay. Sure.
 
2017-09-14 09:07:28 AM  
Stories without happy endings make me sad.
 
2017-09-14 09:07:51 AM  
He's got a long way to go to beat the competition.
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2017-09-14 09:12:08 AM  

shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


Interestingly, I recall a statistic for Australia, something like "after 8 years in Australia, 80% of asylum seakers are still welfare dependent". May be cherry picked from a study to maximise revenue clicks.
 
2017-09-14 09:15:02 AM  

SpaceyCat: Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.

This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.


Especially since he refused cops' offer to "assist" with that complaint.  Brave man wishes to suffer alone. (And I'm sure he does.)
 
2017-09-14 09:16:29 AM  

RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.


I was thinking it sounded like he probably got everything he paid for and now either regrets what he did or was, for some reason, afraid that somebody would find out about it and was trying to do a little preemptive damage control.
 
2017-09-14 09:22:44 AM  
Remember the old days when if you were mad at someone, you wrote down your grievances  on paper. Then you quietly read those grievances out-loud to yourself AND THEN YOU BURNED THE PAPER... and you moved on. Good times
 
2017-09-14 09:24:21 AM  

boyvoyeur: I'm looking for a new dentist. I wonder if he can give me a referral?


I do not get your joke.
 
2017-09-14 09:24:54 AM  
"Your life is limited," Mahady says in the video (WARNING: Foul language, Not Safe For Work). "Your minutes on this earth is (sic) limited...

Does (sic) apply to spoken words? Isn't the idea of quoting to write it exactly as it was said?
I don't think I've ever seen that before.
 
2017-09-14 09:33:52 AM  

abhorrent1: "Your life is limited," Mahady says in the video (WARNING: Foul language, Not Safe For Work). "Your minutes on this earth is (sic) limited...

Does (sic) apply to spoken words? Isn't the idea of quoting to write it exactly as it was said?
I don't think I've ever seen that before.


Yes. Otherwise we would never know if it's a typo, badly written English, or it's the actual words of a nutcase who dun't speak good.
 
2017-09-14 09:39:41 AM  

shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


Please allow me to double pinky swear to you that this is NOT true.

Can't vote or serve on a jury? True.  MUST pay taxes & required to register for Selective Service? Also true.

/these are not complaints, btw.
 
2017-09-14 09:44:48 AM  
Seems to me that when he admitted to making the videos and said he was "just blowing off" he is sending a mixed message. I can see why the motel masseuse was confused.
 
2017-09-14 09:46:15 AM  
They say his dong grew three sizes that day
 
2017-09-14 10:06:55 AM  
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2017-09-14 10:16:46 AM  

cleveoh: shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?

Please allow me to double pinky swear to you that this is NOT true.

Can't vote or serve on a jury? True.  MUST pay taxes & required to register for Selective Service? Also true.

/these are not complaints, btw.


Show them a picture of an average senior line-up from any Silicon Valley business. Tell them these colored people pay more in taxes than all of the collective white people you know.
 
2017-09-14 10:18:33 AM  
Mobile site is popup hell.
 
2017-09-14 10:21:23 AM  
So is he "most vile" in the sense that he holds a record (i.e., most vile in the city)? Or is he "most vile" in the sense that he is simply very vile? I must know!
 
2017-09-14 10:28:36 AM  
What do you expect when you ask for a massage from a motel employee? An actual massage?
 
2017-09-14 10:29:27 AM  

RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.


I was going to go with self-hating homosexual who wanted just the massage (that he could...reminisce...about later, in private), and the guy (correctly) read that he was gay and went for the gold ring which pissed Mr. Vile - cuz that would make him gay.

But your explanation works too.
 
2017-09-14 10:38:32 AM  
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2017-09-14 10:41:42 AM  
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2017-09-14 10:44:40 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.

I was going to go with self-hating homosexual who wanted just the massage (that he could...reminisce...about later, in private), and the guy (correctly) read that he was gay and went for the gold ring which pissed Mr. Vile - cuz that would make him gay.

But your explanation works too.


And, further pondering got me thinking he despises himself because the "masseur" was one of them "stinky Indians" that he "despises" yet make his mouth water and get him all excited.

Self hate is unhealthy. He'd be a happier man if he embraced the reality of who he is.
 
2017-09-14 11:30:30 AM  
This wont end well
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2017-09-14 11:40:08 AM  
When interviewed by police, Mahady said the employee, a member of the motel's housekeeping staff, offered to give Mahady a massage, which he accepted.
 
2017-09-14 11:48:15 AM  
Please, this guy's just an asshole. GG Allin was easily the most vile man.
 
2017-09-14 12:08:17 PM  

shortymac: As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


Truth level is "completely un-"...

Most jobs are legit. If someone is paying under the table, THEY are the criminals. That's the first part, especially when they use the ruse to pay less to/for undocumented workers because they think they can cheat them easier. But no, not being a citizen, papered or not, doesn't mean they don't take taxes out of your check.
 
2017-09-14 12:20:46 PM  

BenJammin: When interviewed by police, Mahady said the employee, a member of the motel's housekeeping staff, offered to give Mahady a massage, which he accepted.


Wow.

Protip: If a stranger just randomly offers you a message it's probably sexual in nature.

If the stranger is male this is especially true and if you are both may then it's a fairly common cruising technique.
 
2017-09-14 12:23:08 PM  
"idiots that come from India that live here tax-free and bring their false idols and false gods."

Yep. False Gods and idols are the real problem. The only reason their false gods even have that many arms is so they can jack off innocent Christians who are just minding their own business is shiatty fleabag motel rooms. That's why it makes more sense to go the righteous indignation route and start attacking the dudes you like to get down with. Repenting over the brown-dude-loving sin in your heart, or accepting yourself and avoiding the guilt imposed by your imaginary friend could never work.

This is also why I'm opposed to publically funding secondary education. If this man had a degree, we might be reading about some Republican representative and his overly wide bathroom stall stance.
 
2017-09-14 12:31:17 PM  

Some Farking Lurker: "idiots that come from India that live here tax-free and bring their false idols and false gods."

Yep. False Gods and idols are the real problem. The only reason their false gods even have that many arms is so they can jack off innocent Christians who are just minding their own business is shiatty fleabag motel rooms. That's why it makes more sense to go the righteous indignation route and start attacking the dudes you like to get down with. Repenting over the brown-dude-loving sin in your heart, or accepting yourself and avoiding the guilt imposed by your imaginary friend could never work.

This is also why I'm opposed to publically funding secondary education. If this man had a degree, we might be reading about some Republican representative and his overly wide bathroom stall stance.


Mama-ji is coming for his ass
 
2017-09-14 12:40:32 PM  

shortymac: Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever,


I think a shortage of brain cells is the problem, not a shortage of cash.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?

Every employee gets to fill out a W-4 form for tax deductions from their pay. That form has no questions about place of birth, citizenship, legal status, or how long you have lived in the US - so everyone gets exactly the same taxes deducted, whether they have been here for a day or 50 years.
 
2017-09-14 12:56:07 PM  

shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


On a scale of private email server to assassinating an aid for leaking emails....

Obama being born in Kenya.

http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/immigrants.asp
 
2017-09-14 01:19:02 PM  
Here come the unhinged and empowered.

Thanks, Donnie
 
2017-09-14 01:25:57 PM  
The dude was "charged with harassment, terroristic threats and ethnic intimidation"
Sounds like just another random week in Trump's tweets to me.
Lock 'em up.
 
2017-09-14 01:35:21 PM  
For example...
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2017-09-14 01:36:21 PM  

dkulprit: shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?

On a scale of private email server to assassinating an aid for leaking emails....

Obama being born in Kenya.

http://www.snopes.com/business/taxes/immigrants.asp


Thank you! I was hoping for a snopes link!
 
2017-09-14 01:45:37 PM  
In Detroit, it's recently-arrived Arabs. (via snopes)

The rumors growing up, and  now is a decade. I never heard of tax-holiday being seven years
 
2017-09-14 02:45:40 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: SpaceyCat: Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.

This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.

Especially since he refused cops' offer to "assist" with that complaint.  Brave man wishes to suffer alone. (And I'm sure he does.)


Hey, who doesn't like to take a little vacay at the neighborhood fleabag motel once in a while? He just wanted to get away for some peace and quiet.

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