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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   Actual headline: Self-proclaimed 'most vile man' posts threatening video on YouTube after motel massage goes awry   ( fox43.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Mahady, criminal complaint, Douglas Mahady, Mahady's YouTube, homosexual slurs, police, new cumberland, Fairview Township  
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2017-09-14 08:29:59 AM  
15 votes:
So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.
2017-09-14 08:26:47 AM  
13 votes:
Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.
2017-09-14 09:16:29 AM  
4 votes:

RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.


I was thinking it sounded like he probably got everything he paid for and now either regrets what he did or was, for some reason, afraid that somebody would find out about it and was trying to do a little preemptive damage control.
2017-09-14 10:16:46 AM  
3 votes:

cleveoh: shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?

Please allow me to double pinky swear to you that this is NOT true.

Can't vote or serve on a jury? True.  MUST pay taxes & required to register for Selective Service? Also true.

/these are not complaints, btw.


Show them a picture of an average senior line-up from any Silicon Valley business. Tell them these colored people pay more in taxes than all of the collective white people you know.
2017-09-14 09:39:41 AM  
3 votes:

shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


Please allow me to double pinky swear to you that this is NOT true.

Can't vote or serve on a jury? True.  MUST pay taxes & required to register for Selective Service? Also true.

/these are not complaints, btw.
2017-09-14 08:37:10 AM  
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.


This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.
2017-09-14 09:12:08 AM  
2 votes:

shortymac: *Please don't let this be my hometown...* *Checks link* Oh thank god.

Harrisburg has got to be one of the most economically depressed state capitals ever, with the exceptions of maybe Trenton, NJ. This moron fits right in.

As an aside, the whole "immigrants move here and don't pay taxes for 7 years" is a statement my heavily conservative parents keep bandying about, how true is it?


Interestingly, I recall a statistic for Australia, something like "after 8 years in Australia, 80% of asylum seakers are still welfare dependent". May be cherry picked from a study to maximise revenue clicks.
2017-09-14 02:45:40 PM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: SpaceyCat: Pocket Ninja: So some male motel employee just randomly approached him and offered to give him a massage in his room? Yup. That sounds totes legit.

This is what I was wondering.  Sounds like he was soliciting and didn't get what he wanted.

Especially since he refused cops' offer to "assist" with that complaint.  Brave man wishes to suffer alone. (And I'm sure he does.)


Hey, who doesn't like to take a little vacay at the neighborhood fleabag motel once in a while? He just wanted to get away for some peace and quiet.

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2017-09-14 01:35:21 PM  
1 vote:
For example...
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2017-09-14 11:30:30 AM  
1 vote:
This wont end well
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2017-09-14 10:44:40 AM  
1 vote:

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.

I was going to go with self-hating homosexual who wanted just the massage (that he could...reminisce...about later, in private), and the guy (correctly) read that he was gay and went for the gold ring which pissed Mr. Vile - cuz that would make him gay.

But your explanation works too.


And, further pondering got me thinking he despises himself because the "masseur" was one of them "stinky Indians" that he "despises" yet make his mouth water and get him all excited.

Self hate is unhealthy. He'd be a happier man if he embraced the reality of who he is.
2017-09-14 10:29:27 AM  
1 vote:

RJReves: Sounds like a closet case didn't get the "happy finish" he was hoping for.


I was going to go with self-hating homosexual who wanted just the massage (that he could...reminisce...about later, in private), and the guy (correctly) read that he was gay and went for the gold ring which pissed Mr. Vile - cuz that would make him gay.

But your explanation works too.
2017-09-14 10:21:23 AM  
1 vote:
So is he "most vile" in the sense that he holds a record (i.e., most vile in the city)? Or is he "most vile" in the sense that he is simply very vile? I must know!
2017-09-14 09:24:54 AM  
1 vote:
"Your life is limited," Mahady says in the video (WARNING: Foul language, Not Safe For Work). "Your minutes on this earth is (sic) limited...

Does (sic) apply to spoken words? Isn't the idea of quoting to write it exactly as it was said?
I don't think I've ever seen that before.
2017-09-14 09:22:44 AM  
1 vote:
Remember the old days when if you were mad at someone, you wrote down your grievances  on paper. Then you quietly read those grievances out-loud to yourself AND THEN YOU BURNED THE PAPER... and you moved on. Good times
 
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