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(Washington Examiner)   Hillary reveals how alternate nostril breathing therapy has helped her   ( washingtonexaminer.com) divider line
    More: Weird, President of the United States, Clinton, Bill Clinton, alternate nostril breathing, Democratic presidential candidate, new campaign memoir, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton  
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2017-09-13 10:12:38 PM  
Can someone please plug both of her nostrils at one time just so we can see her executive problem solving techniques?
 
2017-09-13 10:33:40 PM  
HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY!

/Give it a rest you sniveling fascist bastards
//YOU WON
 
2017-09-13 11:41:02 PM  
I like ants.
 
2017-09-13 11:56:45 PM  
*for best effect use with cocaine*
 
2017-09-13 11:58:00 PM  
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2017-09-14 12:07:06 AM  
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Oh, different alternate nostril idea.
 
2017-09-14 01:50:54 AM  
You haters make all the fun of Hilldog you want. But if you don't do alternative nostril breathing therapy, you end up like this:
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2017-09-14 02:03:28 AM  
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2017-09-14 03:10:10 AM  
I saw that on CNN and was wondering what the fark she was talking about...
 
2017-09-14 03:12:11 AM  
Hillary, honey, your 69. Its time to leave things to the next generation - or more importantly, the modern era of political thinking. Third Way is deader than a doornail. Quit fighting for the spotlight and get out of the way.

Retire with some grace.
 
2017-09-14 03:12:46 AM  
Meanwhile Hillary haters maintain the best way to breathe is through the mouth.
 
2017-09-14 03:15:00 AM  
Who here gets one sinus obstructed at a time and can lie on their side and feel it crawl through you head, occasionally with an internal sucking sound. I want to hear about this.
 
2017-09-14 03:15:17 AM  
Two on the brink, one prevents the stink

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2017-09-14 03:16:24 AM  
My septum is completely missing.

I wanna breathe like Hillary.

Wut Du?
 
2017-09-14 03:18:28 AM  
She has alternative nostrils to the ones in her nose...?
 
2017-09-14 03:27:41 AM  
can i distract you with some five minutes of hate today?
 
2017-09-14 03:31:49 AM  

Iczer: She has alternative nostrils to the ones in her nose...?


Obviously a cephalopod, she breathes through her eyes.
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2017-09-14 03:37:55 AM  
Just because she isn't in office doesn't means not wiling powerful.

Mock her at your peril
 
2017-09-14 03:41:32 AM  
But her emails
 
2017-09-14 03:44:36 AM  

BafflerMeal: Who here gets one sinus obstructed at a time and can lie on their side and feel it crawl through you head, occasionally with an internal sucking sound. I want to hear about this.


Sounds like a sinus spider. Do you have a webcam and a flashlight?
 
2017-09-14 03:48:06 AM  
It helps me, I am not still hyperventilating from losing the Presidency to a clownf*ck 10 months ago.  However, blaming the Bernie Bros or Comey or the Russians is dodging the real issue: She owns a vagina and I doubt alternate vaginal breathing is on the books.

Consult your yogi.
 
2017-09-14 03:52:56 AM  

TheOther: It helps me, I am not still hyperventilating from losing the Presidency to a clownf*ck 10 months ago.  However, blaming the Bernie Bros or Comey or the Russians is dodging the real issue: She owns a vagina and I doubt alternate vaginal breathing is on the books.

Consult your yogi.


Maybe we should all take a breath.
 
2017-09-14 03:54:27 AM  

TheOther: It helps me, I am not still hyperventilating from losing the Presidency to a clownf*ck 10 months ago.  However, blaming the Bernie Bros or Comey or the Russians is dodging the real issue: She owns a vagina and I doubt alternate vaginal breathing is on the books.

Consult your yogi.


Consult her yoni.
 
2017-09-14 03:55:40 AM  
So relatable!
 
2017-09-14 03:58:05 AM  
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2017-09-14 03:58:57 AM  

adj_m: So relatable!


Thowm?
 
2017-09-14 03:59:55 AM  
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - You're still here? It's Over. Go Home. Go.
Youtube T1XgFsitnQw
 
2017-09-14 04:00:18 AM  

starsrift: Hillary, honey, your 69. Its time to leave things to the next generation - or more importantly, the modern era of political thinking. Third Way is deader than a doornail. Quit fighting for the spotlight and get out of the way.

Retire with some grace.


First we need to get rid of the reall old people like Sanders and let an intelligent qualified women actually help us out. Instead of a guy who proposes a bill with no way to pay for it.

That's just plain lazy.
 
2017-09-14 04:03:06 AM  

mr_larry: [YouTube video]


That's a good movie and I'm not even a Chicago fan
 
2017-09-14 04:09:09 AM  

libranoelrose: adj_m: So relatable!

Thowm?


Wat?
 
2017-09-14 04:09:37 AM  
deep breathing as part of exercise has been used for a long time. Tony Randall and Anthony Hopkins both incorporated deep breathing as part of their exercise regiment.
 
2017-09-14 04:23:25 AM  

sinko swimo: deep breathing as part of exercise has been used for a long time. Tony Randall and Anthony Hopkins both incorporated deep breathing as part of their exercise regiment.


CSB
 
2017-09-14 04:49:30 AM  

libranoelrose: adj_m: So relatable!

Thowm?


Thrawn?

\I have no idea what we are doing here
 
2017-09-14 05:09:57 AM  
Well I heard she breathes through her asshole
 
2017-09-14 05:21:28 AM  
No wonder she so energetic on the campaign trail. That's amazing!

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2017-09-14 05:38:22 AM  
Do you know what would have been more effective than alternate nostril breathing? Actually showing up in Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, instead of assuming they were safely in her pocket.

/but her emailsemails ham-fisted campaigning
 
2017-09-14 05:41:32 AM  
"I blame my loss, in part, to breathing through both nostrils during the campaign."
 
2017-09-14 05:47:45 AM  

adj_m: libranoelrose: adj_m: So relatable!

Thowm?

Wat?


He's a star wars character
 
2017-09-14 05:48:39 AM  
Wish she'd visit the Grand Canyon. And fall off the edge.
 
2017-09-14 05:48:40 AM  

BolloxReader: libranoelrose: adj_m: So relatable!

Thowm?

Thrawn?

\I have no idea what we are doing here


Things are happening
 
2017-09-14 05:49:36 AM  

Trik: Wish she'd visit the Grand Canyon. And fall off the edge.


That's kind of edgy
 
2017-09-14 06:01:45 AM  
She's cute.  I'd make a pass at her if she wasn't so happily married.
 
2017-09-14 06:03:42 AM  

Trik: Wish she'd visit the Grand Canyon. And fall off the edge.


Have you seen a capebear face to face yet?
 
2017-09-14 06:04:44 AM  

Point02GPA: She's cute.  I'd make a pass at her if she wasn't so happily married.


If you have money you're good
 
2017-09-14 06:06:00 AM  
The spirit of Timothy Leary has awoken in her I see.  It's an old guru technique and will accomplish nothing.
 
2017-09-14 06:08:40 AM  
Dumbbells
 
2017-09-14 06:11:02 AM  

libranoelrose: Point02GPA: She's cute.  I'd make a pass at her if she wasn't so happily married.

If you have money you're good


I don't know...I think I'll try digging.
 
2017-09-14 06:11:15 AM  
Nostril thread !
 
2017-09-14 06:12:39 AM  

Nick Nostril: Nostril thread !


Name dropper.
 
2017-09-14 06:15:10 AM  

punkwrestler: starsrift: Hillary, honey, your 69. Its time to leave things to the next generation - or more importantly, the modern era of political thinking. Third Way is deader than a doornail. Quit fighting for the spotlight and get out of the way.

Retire with some grace.

First we need to get rid of the reall old people like Sanders and let an intelligent qualified women actually help us out. Instead of a guy who proposes a bill with no way to pay for it.

That's just plain lazy.


You sound rich
 
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