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(Phys Org2)   "Army scientists discover power in urine." Pee All That You Can Pee   ( phys.org) divider line
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2017-09-13 07:52:48 PM  
40 votes:
An Army of #1.
2017-09-13 08:23:16 PM  
19 votes:

fusillade762: Why is every instance of the word "soldier" capitalized?


Capital punishment
2017-09-13 08:02:17 PM  
15 votes:
♪ Urine the army now... ♫
2017-09-13 08:15:52 PM  
14 votes:
I pee more by 6:00 am than most people do all day

/farking prostate
2017-09-13 08:15:21 PM  
14 votes:
The US Urines

/Golden to the core
2017-09-13 11:08:25 PM  
8 votes:
precious...bodily....fluids..
2017-09-14 12:17:33 AM  
7 votes:
US Army: on a scale of 1-10, urinate.
2017-09-13 10:44:59 PM  
7 votes:
Join the Navy and pee the world.
2017-09-13 11:01:36 PM  
6 votes:
Some scholars believe the Commander in Chief Clause confers expansive powers on the President, but others argue that even if that is the case, the Constitution does not define precisely the extent of those powers.

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2017-09-13 11:49:53 PM  
5 votes:
Yay! Trickle-down economics is finally working!
2017-09-13 11:19:09 PM  
5 votes:
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2017-09-13 10:48:52 PM  
5 votes:
HOTY! Great thread so far. If you like pee jokes, urine for a good time.
2017-09-13 08:08:08 PM  
5 votes:
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2017-09-13 11:19:47 PM  
4 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Pee thread?


Are you some kind of whiz ard?
2017-09-14 01:46:55 AM  
3 votes:
"Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks."
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2017-09-14 12:16:25 AM  
3 votes:

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I remember drinking so much water in the military that my urine was pretty much clear all the time.


Any ailment you have in the Army can be solved by either drinking water or taking Motrin. Sometimes both if you're really bad off, like with a compound fracture.

I remember in basic, you never really saw a doctor. sick call was staffed with a bunch of lower enlisted who diagnosed you with a flow chart. They (and this is how they actually did it) asked you a series of questions and followed the lines. Like "are you snotty?" If snotty, turn to page 3. "Is your snot yellow or green?" If green continue to page 6. But it really didn't matter what you picked because all the lines ended up on the last page which said "give Motrin."
I had a really bad cough for several days, so I went to sick call where an Army doctor told me "Sometimes people cough just because they want to cough. My advice to you is to stop coughing." And that was it. Didn't listen to my lungs, take my temp or farking anything. The next day I was in the hospital with pneumonia. Stayed for 3 days.
2017-09-13 11:52:47 PM  
3 votes:
The army is often deployed overseas, but this time it could be an in-continent campaign. Then again, maybe European.
2017-09-13 11:25:09 PM  
3 votes:
The jellyfish invasion will never succeed!
2017-09-13 11:14:24 PM  
3 votes:
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Beltway Bandito: Some scholars believe the Commander in Chief Clause confers expansive powers on the President, but others argue that even if that is the case, the Constitution does not define precisely the extent of those powers.

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2017-09-14 06:57:28 AM  
2 votes:
"Our basic focus is materials development and optimization," Darling said. "We're looking at how we can optimize the composition, its interactions with other fluids, including saliva and other liquids available to Soldiers in a field environment."


Sperm...
2017-09-14 04:21:52 AM  
2 votes:

DarkVader: Chemlight Battery: fusillade762: Why is every instance of the word "soldier" capitalized?

Soldier is capitalized for the same reason Marine is capitalized. It's been official Army policy since 2003 and has widely been adopted elsewhere when specifically referring to a member of the Army and not used as a generic term for a military person. It's not new.

But what about when you're talking about a marine soldier?

/It's idiotic with soldier, it's idiotic with marine.
//Capitalize neither.


Not looking forward to having to capitalize "Seamen".
2017-09-14 12:19:44 AM  
2 votes:
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2017-09-14 12:10:39 AM  
2 votes:
Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a 'whiz' to know that you're looking out for 'Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
2017-09-13 11:32:49 PM  
2 votes:

RealityChuck: The world is facing the prospect of a phosphorous shortage (no joke) and it's easily harvested from urine...


Came here to joke that "it's s cover up for making phosphorus bombs!"

Also, FTA:
"The team is still investigating why urine causes a faster reaction, but it may have something to do with the electrolytes and the acidity of the liquid."
Meaning when they tested it, they didn't have a premise. So rather it was "this thing makes hydrogen from liquids. I'm going to make it produce hydrogen from my pee! Heheheh"

/male scientists at work, ladies. This is why we make the big bucks!
//no, not serious
///well, other than that guys are more likely to test their pee based on no scientific premise whatsoever
2017-09-13 11:30:43 PM  
2 votes:
I piss more before 9AM than most people piss all day.
2017-09-13 10:53:44 PM  
2 votes:
Don't piss off the US Army.
2017-09-14 08:49:35 AM  
1 vote:
So is pecker checker going to become an MOS?
2017-09-14 07:36:34 AM  
1 vote:
Seems the military has always been infatuated with the power of pee?
From the Civil War - they collected urine to make gunpowder (Author(s) Unknown):

CONFERATE VIEW OF IT
John Haralson, John Haralson-you are a wretched creature;
You've added to this bloody war a new and useful feature.
You'd have us think, while every man is bound to be a fighter,
The Ladies, bless the pretty dears, should save their pee for nitre.
John Haralson, John Haralson, where did you get the notion,
To send the barrel 'round to gather up the lotion?
We thought the girls had work enough to making shirts and kissing,
But you have put the pretty dears to Patriotic Pissing.
John Haralson, John Haralson, pray do invent a neater,
And somewhat less immodest way of making your saltpetre.
For 'tis an awful idea, John, gunpowdery and cranky
That when a lady lifts her skirts, she's killing off and Yankee.
YANKEE VIEW OF IT
John Haralson, John Haralson, we've read in song and story,
How women's tears, through all the years, have moistened fields of glory.
But never was it told before, how 'mid such scene of slaughter
Your Southern beauties dried their tears and went to making water.
No wonder that your boys were brave; who couldn't be a fighter,
If every time he fired his gun, he used his sweetheart's nitre.
And vice versa, what could make a Yankee soldier sadder,
Than dodging bullets fired by a pretty woman's bladder?
They say there was a subtle smell which lingered in the powder
And as the smoke grew thicker and din of battle louder,
That there was found in this compound one serious objection-
No soldier boy could sniff it without having an erection!!
2017-09-14 05:16:04 AM  
1 vote:

Ivo Shandor: Pointy Tail of Satan: It takes a lot of energy to split water molecules. This is actually a rather interesting bit of chemistry.

It takes less energy to split urea.


And how much to split Chris Rea?
2017-09-14 01:40:33 AM  
1 vote:

MSBFDffpm: whither_apophis: I pee more by 6:00 am than most people do all day

/farking prostate

And 12 people thought this is funny??

/if it is sarcasm, it's time to smash mine, I reckon?


Hyperbowl.
2017-09-14 01:13:32 AM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: I pee more by 6:00 am than most people do all day

/farking prostate


And 12 people thought this is funny??

/if it is sarcasm, it's time to smash mine, I reckon?
2017-09-13 11:51:58 PM  
1 vote:
I don;t even know how to relate. The shiat shooting is super deadly,
2017-09-13 11:31:19 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: I pee more by 6:00 am than most people do all day

/farking prostate


God dammit!
/shakes fist in impotent rage.
2017-09-13 11:19:33 PM  
1 vote:
I remember that episode.

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2017-09-13 11:11:22 PM  
1 vote:

Sid_6.7: An Army of #1.


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2017-09-13 10:48:28 PM  
1 vote:
Alrighty then, I've got all these jars of urine saved up for them, I'll just send them to the army.
2017-09-13 07:48:16 PM  
1 vote:
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