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2017-09-13 04:17:17 PM  
"Almost?"
 
2017-09-13 04:31:24 PM  
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/oblig
 
2017-09-13 05:08:21 PM  
Ents gotta moot.
 
2017-09-13 05:25:06 PM  
♫ The Ents go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah... ♫
 
2017-09-13 06:41:14 PM  
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2017-09-13 06:52:20 PM  

edmo: "Almost?"


"Airbag deployment in aisle 2"
 
2017-09-13 06:59:37 PM  

edmo: "Almost?"


Technically the car hit the tree.
 
2017-09-13 06:59:57 PM  

Unobtanium: edmo: "Almost?"

"Airbag deployment in aisle 2"


Underwear replacement in the rear
 
2017-09-13 07:08:05 PM  
That endo was the only cool thing I've ever seen a Lexus mommy-mobile do.

/next work on your kickout and bunnyhop skills
 
2017-09-13 07:08:13 PM  
wizard Hyundai should know better!
 
2017-09-13 07:13:09 PM  
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
 
2017-09-13 07:15:51 PM  

MechaPyx: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.


that's the night they crashed the minivan
 
2017-09-13 07:24:39 PM  
How's that forward looking brake system working for ya?
 
2017-09-13 07:28:17 PM  
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2017-09-13 07:28:39 PM  
"A few uppity trees in the park is no revolution."

-The Tick
 
2017-09-13 07:33:46 PM  
"Thankful she wasn't a little later earlier."
 
2017-09-13 07:34:13 PM  
You shall not pass!
 
2017-09-13 08:07:34 PM  
My coworker in Georgia had a tree fall through her new house but yeah, still no kicks
 
2017-09-13 08:10:43 PM  
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas...
 
2017-09-13 08:33:03 PM  
Not a tree, but something similar.

Summer 2005, I just picked up my new, new car. While on the freeway a construction truck several pickups in front of me has lost a 10" cube of granite. No one was braking or swerving in front of me and there it is, this huge rocks, dead center in the middle of the lane. I had no choice but to go over it.

The floor buckled, all fluids drained and I limped a hundred meters or so to the shoulder. I walked back, picked up the rock and put it in the trunk. It took the dealer 2.5 weeks to fix it. I still have both, the car and the rock.
 
2017-09-13 08:34:24 PM  

fusillade762: edmo: "Almost?"

Technically the car hit the tree.


It's a moot point.
 
2017-09-13 09:25:24 PM  

MechaPyx: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.


My gal lives in Suwanee and just went home because she might have power at her house.
 
2017-09-13 09:32:20 PM  
Hoom!  Hold my ent-draught and watch this.
 
2017-09-13 09:35:08 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: Hoom!  Hold my ent-draught and watch this.


You shouldn't be drinking ent-draughts.   You'll end up a totalfarker.
 
2017-09-13 09:43:10 PM  

studebaker hoch: yet_another_wumpus: Hoom!  Hold my ent-draught and watch this.

You shouldn't be drinking ent-draughts.   You'll end up a totalfarker.


Unpossible.  Ent-draught makes one grow taller.  The average Totalfarker looks something like this.

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2017-09-13 09:47:38 PM  

biggamehickman: studebaker hoch: yet_another_wumpus: Hoom!  Hold my ent-draught and watch this.

You shouldn't be drinking ent-draughts.   You'll end up a totalfarker.

Unpossible.  Ent-draught makes one grow taller.  The average Totalfarker looks something like this.

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Objection

/I don't have that much hair
 
2017-09-13 10:15:40 PM  

biggamehickman: studebaker hoch: yet_another_wumpus: Hoom!  Hold my ent-draught and watch this.
You shouldn't be drinking ent-draughts.   You'll end up a totalfarker.
Unpossible.  Ent-draught makes one grow taller.  The average Totalfarker looks something like this.
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Too late, I'm in Ogre Club already.
/goal is to not have time to fark
//total fark it totally too much
///when was Ogre Club anyway?  I was either lurking, or on another account.
 
2017-09-13 10:23:45 PM  
Wow, a case where the tree really did jump out in front of the car.
 
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