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(Daily Mail)   This just in: India has food trucks for elephants   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Cool, Lara Keay, Männer sind Schweine, EDT, Mailonline  
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2017-09-13 02:22:54 PM  
That was just elephantastic.
 
2017-09-13 04:26:25 PM  
Serious question: is making blatant headline errors the way to get greens?

This naughty wild elephant filmed nicking hay from a passing lorry has become an internet sensation in Thailand.
It was filmed waiting on the side of a road that goes through the Khao Yai National Park in Nakhon Ratchasima province, central Thailand.
 
2017-09-13 04:28:35 PM  
News flash;
Thailand is now part of India.


Right there in big bold print.
 
2017-09-13 06:18:46 PM  
Well, you're sure as hell not going to get a meal for an elephant into a compact sedan, are you?
 
2017-09-13 06:58:12 PM  
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Here in Portland we've upgraded them to a brick and mortar deli.
 
2017-09-13 07:03:43 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 640x340]

Here in Portland we've upgraded them to a brick and mortar deli.


Sheesh... hipsters...
 
2017-09-13 08:27:52 PM  
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2017-09-13 08:29:37 PM  
Dr Merrick is the dietician?
 
2017-09-13 08:32:17 PM  
Ha!  I ate an elephant ear at the fair today.
 
2017-09-13 08:32:47 PM  
America sounds fat.
 
2017-09-13 08:35:13 PM  
Gotta pay the elephant tax, brah.
 
2017-09-13 08:49:26 PM  
Well you can't keep enough in the trunk
 
2017-09-13 09:01:31 PM  
So what does elephant taste like? And how does the truck serve it?
 
2017-09-13 09:05:28 PM  
Thailand, India,  same diff.
Cheeky monkey.
 
2017-09-13 09:05:50 PM  

sunderland56: So what does elephant taste like? And how does the truck serve it?


You can only eat it one bite at a time.
 
2017-09-13 09:09:14 PM  
A headline truly worthy of a Daily Fail link.
 
2017-09-13 10:10:06 PM  
This just in: Subby's lack of basic geographical knowledge gets him laughed, pointed at.
 
2017-09-13 10:14:43 PM  
Ganesh G'nosh

Food so good you wish you had more arms!
 
2017-09-13 10:34:47 PM  
Dessert cart goes by, "Hey, where you going with that?"
 
2017-09-14 12:46:43 AM  
Musth is a heck of a thing.
 
2017-09-14 12:52:29 AM  
Of course they have food trucks - they eat a fair amount and they're good ti]e
 
2017-09-14 12:55:55 AM  
[farking touch screen]

... and they're good tippers !

\ how do you ask, "Have you seen my beeg harry elephant?" in Thai?
 
2017-09-14 01:07:28 AM  

sunderland56: So what does elephant taste like? And how does the truck serve it?


1.) The elephant tastes like most mammals: with its tongue.
2.) Dumbo gumbo

\ I kid, though the young are more tender
\\ goat humor
\\\ got nothing, was just leaving
 
2017-09-14 03:10:18 AM  
Is that like Water for Elephants?
 
2017-09-14 06:29:42 AM  
Produce packing put-puts pursue pachyderms.  Pilm at 11.
 
2017-09-14 06:32:58 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: [farking touch screen]

... and they're good tippers !

\ how do you ask, "Have you seen my beeg harry elephant?" in Thai?


HAVE.  YOU.  SEEN.  MY.  BIG.  HAIRY.  ELEPHANT?  (with much gesticulating and hand motions)
 
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