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(StudyFinds)   40% of adults sleep with a bear   ( studyfinds.org) divider line
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2017-09-13 10:57:01 AM  
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2017-09-13 11:02:35 AM  

Boo_Guy: [imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net image 850x475]


Thread done.
 
2017-09-13 11:25:25 AM  
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Don't look at the comments section.  I looked at it once but I think I got away with it.
 
2017-09-13 11:33:08 AM  
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2017-09-13 11:35:44 AM  
Hey, my wife might have a couple extra pounds on her but she's no bear.
 
2017-09-13 11:40:08 AM  

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Don't look at the comments section.  I looked at it once but I think I got away with it.


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2017-09-13 11:51:41 AM  

RJReves: bigfatbuddhist: [fancypaperblog.files.wordpress.com image 345x187] 
Don't look at the comments section.  I looked at it once but I think I got away with it.

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I hear ya...
 
2017-09-13 12:28:27 PM  
I sleep bare.  Does that count?
 
2017-09-13 12:33:41 PM  
I still sleep with Mr Bear, a fairly big bear I've had since birth, when I've had a bad day.  He makes me break out though 😑 He'd disintegrate if I tried to clean him
 
2017-09-13 12:41:36 PM  
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2017-09-13 12:51:24 PM  
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2017-09-13 12:51:37 PM  

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"Shh, shh, no one ever needs to know"
 
2017-09-13 12:51:48 PM  
Yes, but it's a fitful sleep.
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2017-09-13 12:52:08 PM  
I thought it said beer, I was like, wow, other people do that as well, my bad
 
2017-09-13 12:53:14 PM  
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2017-09-13 12:54:03 PM  
He's more of an otter, really....
 
2017-09-13 12:54:11 PM  

dantheman195: I thought it said beer, I was like, wow, other people do that as well, my bad


Sleeping with beer is a bad plan.

It tends to spill, and then you don't know if you are sleeping in beer, pee, or both.
 
2017-09-13 12:54:11 PM  
I had a security blanket for way longer than I should admit. But sleeping with stuffed animals? Nah.
 
2017-09-13 12:54:56 PM  
Grizzly or polar?
 
2017-09-13 12:55:36 PM  
It's not my fault. My people are from the north.
 
2017-09-13 12:56:18 PM  

TwilightZone: Grizzly or polar?


Bipolar.
 
2017-09-13 12:58:44 PM  
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2017-09-13 12:58:58 PM  
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2017-09-13 12:59:02 PM  
The amount of rage in the comments section makes me think they (apparently conservative Republicans) protest too much. Are they so insecure they're afraid of stuffed animals? Or are they jealous an inanimate object is seeing more love than they are?  If so, the insecure rage may be the problem.
 
2017-09-13 01:00:52 PM  
Considering I've been up since my insomnia kicked in at 2:30 AM perhaps I should invest in a nice plush teddy bear.
 
2017-09-13 01:01:15 PM  

RJReves: Boo_Guy: [imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net image 850x475]

Thread done.


Turn off the light on your way out...
 
2017-09-13 01:01:35 PM  

RJReves: TwilightZone: Grizzly or polar?

Bipolar.


You win all my internets for today, plus this cute little teddy bear.

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/Holy crap I can't stop laughing.
 
2017-09-13 01:02:00 PM  
I just hug a pillow. Same shiat, but not as embarassing.
 
2017-09-13 01:02:53 PM  

docpeteyJ: RJReves: TwilightZone: Grizzly or polar?

Bipolar.

You win all my internets for today, plus this cute little teddy bear.

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/Holy crap I can't stop laughing.


Oooh. I got free Bear Fark!
 
2017-09-13 01:03:52 PM  
I sleep with a lavender bear sometimes. Put him in the microwave for a few seconds and take him to bed, and I'm out like a light.
 
2017-09-13 01:04:23 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:05:41 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:06:03 PM  
Um, study commissioned by Build-a-bear workshop?

This just in: Study by Anheuser-Busch Institute finds that 65% of Americans enjoy three Budweisers each night before bed and two for breakfast.
 
2017-09-13 01:07:32 PM  
My SO has severe anxiety, and it seriously impacts her sleeping. I bought her a stuffed animal a few months ago on a lark, and she can somehow sleep all the  way through the night now. She holds on to the stuffy's foot, and it somehow grounds her. She sleeps, which means I sleep. It's actually amazing. Best $20 I've spent in a long time.
 
2017-09-13 01:07:33 PM  
I sleep with a Vienna sausage, and wake up with a foot-long.
 
2017-09-13 01:07:37 PM  
Bear? That's my wife's nickname for my penis. Because it scares people and doesn't do anything for 6 months of the year.
 
2017-09-13 01:08:27 PM  

CoysOdie: I sleep with a Vienna sausage, and wake up with a foot-long.


Randy?
 
2017-09-13 01:08:28 PM  
I've considered it.  Due to an old shoulder and upper arm injury one of the positions I sometimes end up sleeping in involves wrapping my right arm around a pillow which then really destroys my pillows.  Then I realized that it's probably a good thing that the pillows that sometimes spend the night jammed into my armpit on hot summer nights don't live long.
 
2017-09-13 01:08:38 PM  

Howling Fantods: Um, study commissioned by Build-a-bear workshop?

This just in: Study by Anheuser-Busch Institute finds that 65% of Americans enjoy three Budweisers each night before bed and two for breakfast.


4 out of 10 people sounded over the top.
 
2017-09-13 01:08:53 PM  

Ned Stark: I just hug a pillow. Same shiat, but not as embarassing.


You're not the only one.
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2017-09-13 01:09:19 PM  

Ned Stark: I just hug a pillow. Same shiat, but not as embarassing.


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2017-09-13 01:09:19 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Considering I've been up since my insomnia kicked in at 2:30 AM perhaps I should invest in a nice plush teddy bear.


I wake up at 2:30 almost every night. It's anxiety. Usually I fall back asleep in 10-15 mins but if I can't, watch out coworkers. Do not look me in the eye.
 
2017-09-13 01:11:00 PM  

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Wait....

How the Hell does Radar have a comic book from the 1960's in a war that occurred in the early 1950's?

And given the line-up on the cover, it's highly possible that issue was off the rack when they were filming...
 
2017-09-13 01:11:29 PM  

deanis: fragMasterFlash: Considering I've been up since my insomnia kicked in at 2:30 AM perhaps I should invest in a nice plush teddy bear.

I wake up at 2:30 almost every night. It's anxiety. Usually I fall back asleep in 10-15 mins but if I can't, watch out coworkers. Do not look me in the eye.


Maybe you should have your coworkers sleep in their own bed.
 
2017-09-13 01:11:29 PM  
My cats seem to pile on the bed once I am settled in.. all but one leaves when I fart.  In her defense, tstorms and bombs wouldn't wake her up.  only the can opener in the kitchen will....
 
2017-09-13 01:11:38 PM  

ayrlander: Ned Stark: I just hug a pillow. Same shiat, but not as embarassing.

You're not the only one.
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Shakes tiny fist...
 
2017-09-13 01:14:38 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:15:45 PM  

ayrlander: Ned Stark: I just hug a pillow. Same shiat, but not as embarassing.

You're not the only one.
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I won't say I never considered it, but that's hardly less embarrassing than a teddy bear no is it?
 
2017-09-13 01:17:26 PM  
The colder it gets the closer the cat gets to me, by January he will either be buried in my crotch or armpit.

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2017-09-13 01:17:35 PM  
I don't have a bear, but sometimes I'll snooze with a little plush of Bishop from the end of Aliens. Had to get him, he was literally 40% off.

Wife holds a throw pillow. I suspect, though I haven't bothered to ask, that it's for boob/arm comfort. Maybe I should get her something nice for Christmas. Plushies that size can get expensive, though... guess I'd better remember how to sew.
 
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