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(CTV News)   "Mr Mayor, an earthquake has destroyed half the town, a tsunami is headed for shore, terrorists have seized the tv station, and a meteor is about to kill us all...what do we do???" "Woof" *licks balls*   ( ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Silly, Finn, Australian Cattle Dog, campaign-style YouTube video, mayoral candidate, non-human mayoral candidate, five-year-old Australian cattle, 48-year-old animal trainer, videographer Garry Smyth  
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2017-09-13 10:59:47 AM  
Rick and Morty - Where Are My Testicles, Summer?
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2017-09-13 11:29:55 AM  
I didn't know Steve Bannon was running for mayor...
 
2017-09-13 11:32:02 AM  
Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents?
 
2017-09-13 11:34:17 AM  
That's actually a smarter and more reasoned response than I've come to expect from most of our elected officials.
 
2017-09-13 11:40:10 AM  
I'd prefer him over the current POTUS.
 
2017-09-13 11:51:39 AM  
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2017-09-13 11:55:00 AM  
I thought Rob Ford died.
 
2017-09-13 12:57:37 PM  

MrBallou: I thought Rob Ford died.


He did. Giving his entirely less charming brother Doug the opportunity to run for mayor and ride his corpse through the campaign like a boss next year.
 
2017-09-13 01:39:57 PM  
Should've stuck to commenting on internet forums...

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2017-09-13 01:42:32 PM  
Given those circumstances, that seems like an appropriate course of action.
 
2017-09-13 01:43:26 PM  

sno man: MrBallou: I thought Rob Ford died.

He did. Giving his entirely less charming brother Doug the opportunity to run for mayor and ride his corpse through the campaign like a boss next year.


Thought I'm the only crazy one who just thought of Rob or Doug after reading this headline.
 
2017-09-13 01:43:45 PM  
Ok smart guy what do you suggest me do in the event of a terrorquakenamior?

Not so simple is it armchair quaterbackmitter?
 
2017-09-13 01:44:14 PM  
Replace the word "Mayor" with "President," and their mayor is no more incompetent than our current Commander in Chief. Pretty sure President Joffrey would lick his own balls if he could reach.

Yeah, I Trumped the thread for no good reason. So sue me.
 
2017-09-13 01:44:39 PM  
Oh, sure.  But when *I* do it while trying to figure out my order at the McDonald's counter everybody's all "Oh my God!" and "You're a pervert!" and "They're so small!"
 
2017-09-13 01:45:13 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:45:28 PM  

cgraves67: Given those circumstances, that seems like an appropriate course of action.


That's what I was thinking.
There's nothing to be done in that situation,  so...
 
2017-09-13 01:46:25 PM  
The city of Muttsville...

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Oops, wrong town.
 
2017-09-13 01:47:40 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:48:16 PM  
Hopefully he's not a Gemini.
 
2017-09-13 01:48:52 PM  
Wait...shouldn't their dog mayor be a Newfoundland?
 
2017-09-13 01:49:17 PM  
Sure, the dog looks smart but he's just doing what his campaign manager tells him.
 
2017-09-13 01:50:02 PM  
Two Newfie guys see mayoral candidate Finn licking his balls...
The first guy says to the second guy "Man, I wish I could do that!"
And the second guy replies, "I dunno, he'd probably bite you"

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2017-09-13 01:50:33 PM  
FTA: The dog will not be on the ballot. (Probably overqualified).
 
2017-09-13 01:50:59 PM  
FAKE NEWS!

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2017-09-13 01:52:17 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:52:26 PM  
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2017-09-13 01:58:21 PM  
If I could do that why would I ever leave home?
 
2017-09-13 01:59:57 PM  
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His Honor was preparing a solution that will meet if not exceed everyone's expectations but it will have to be postponed until tomorrow. He is reportedly dog tired.

Now, who wants to see me make my eyebrows form a unibrow?
 
2017-09-13 02:01:33 PM  
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2017-09-13 02:02:51 PM  

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His Honor was preparing a solution that will meet if not exceed everyone's expectations but it will have to be postponed until tomorrow. He is reportedly dog tired.

Now, who wants to see me make my eyebrows form a unibrow?


I'd rather see what lurks under your human skin.
 
2017-09-13 02:04:00 PM  
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2017-09-13 02:04:28 PM  
Another mayor that licks balls?
 
2017-09-13 02:05:33 PM  
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2017-09-13 02:06:01 PM  
 
2017-09-13 02:07:46 PM  
Can't be any worse then Andy Wells, or the current Mayor...
 
2017-09-13 02:10:08 PM  
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2017-09-13 02:10:20 PM  
Do what our president did in response: announce a ban on transgender people in the military, urge congress to cut taxes, and step up deporting people.  It worked wonders.
 
2017-09-13 02:15:14 PM  
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Is it still too soon?
 
2017-09-13 02:21:14 PM  
I saw him on The Orville and he's got great acting chops too.  There's a long standing history of actors entering politics and succeeding.  Fun fact...ALL of them could lick their own balls.
 
2017-09-13 02:32:26 PM  
This is why I drink...(chugs vodka to dull the pan that is existing in a universe where we're all going to hell)
 
2017-09-13 02:50:32 PM  
Ok, we get it.  Your town is small enough that you don't really need government.  That's cute.
 
2017-09-13 02:53:43 PM  
you are the one who are the ball licker
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OOF
2017-09-13 03:01:05 PM  
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2017-09-13 03:21:47 PM  

durbnpoisn: Ok, we get it.  Your town is small enough that you don't really need government.  That's cute.


Uh, St. John's is the capital city of Newfoundland, and has a population of roughly 214,000 people.

Also, Halifax ran Tuxedo Stan, a cat for mayor, but not as a serious candidate. They ran him to bring attention to the feral cat problem in HRM. Unfortunately, Stan passed away from cancer a little after that election, but his brother Earl Grey ran for Premier of Nova Scotia: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/tuxedo-stan-the-hal​ifax-cat-​who-ran-for-mayor-dies-1.1700782
 
2017-09-13 04:04:19 PM  
FTFA: "He conceded Finn's name won't actually be on the ballot. "

Come on! Mayor is a ceremonial job  -- all the real work is done by the city commission. Put him on the ballot!
 
2017-09-13 04:19:20 PM  
This is a question for the dog supreme court
 
2017-09-13 04:35:24 PM  
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2017-09-13 06:04:16 PM  
Because they can.
 
2017-09-13 07:07:59 PM  
It was mentioned already (a few posts up) but I'm not sure if it mentions that he won a third term last August.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dog-mayor-minnesota-​c​ormorant-duke-lassie-a7205801.html
 
2017-09-13 07:42:34 PM  
Only problem is the antifeline laws
 
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