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(The Sun)   Ma'am, you did buy the deluxe car wash, which includes polishing your headlights. Sorry for the confusion (possible Not safe for work content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2017-09-13 01:10:13 AM  
So she reported it to the manager of a Walmart subsidiary? Well it worked out OK for her. I guess Asda is a bit more high street than Walmart.
 
2017-09-13 04:50:23 AM  
Not sick subby; "shocking".  Didn't you read the article?  It's the SHOCKING moment he touched her breasts.

/really hates The Sun
/misses the Weekly World News
 
2017-09-13 04:58:22 AM  
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2017-09-13 05:28:38 AM  
    The Sun is no way to go through life, son.
 
2017-09-13 05:54:31 AM  
As for what the car wash worker did....I'm not saying it's ok, but I understand.
 
2017-09-13 06:05:46 AM  
"HASSSSAAAAN COP!"
 
2017-09-13 06:18:54 AM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...
 
2017-09-13 06:26:27 AM  
Rape culture.
 
2017-09-13 06:35:01 AM  

kinshane: Rape culture.


The U.K. is not that bad, comparatively speaking.
 
2017-09-13 06:36:36 AM  
Kudos on the manager for stepping up to help the woman in her moment of shock.
 
2017-09-13 06:48:57 AM  
"He then touched my leg and was stroking it, saying 'You've got a dog there on you'. I leant over to get cash out and as I got out the car he touched my breast again."

What kind of dog?  Wouldn't the dog have bit him?  And she sure was ready to pay him after the first squeeze.    I imagine this perverted car wash is going to get a lot busier thanks to The Sun's fine reporting.
 
2017-09-13 07:00:29 AM  
Maybe he thought he saw a spider and was just trying to help?
 
2017-09-13 07:07:29 AM  
Bunch of racists. First of all he comes from a culture where a half naked woman is always available for a man to touch. It's simple common courtesy. Second she had the hair of an unclean animal on her. He was attempting to keep her from being further defiled by its touch.

You are attempting to turn a hero into a criminal and a woman of loose morals into a victim.
 
2017-09-13 07:14:43 AM  
Very nice!
 
2017-09-13 07:25:29 AM  

Resident Muslim: kinshane: Rape culture.

The U.K. is not that bad, comparatively speaking.


Compared to what...Sweden? The EU will have it's moment of electing a Trump-like opponent. Except the longer they wait, the more extreme the candidate will be. They keep repeating themselves like a broken record.
 
2017-09-13 07:26:59 AM  
FTFAThe 42-year-old from Cardiff's breasts...

For a brief moment, I thought the town was named "Cardiff's Breasts."
 
2017-09-13 07:52:00 AM  
This is just wierd.
 
2017-09-13 07:54:07 AM  
I only clicked because of possible NSFW content on page.  The NSFW content was "Boozy lesbian romp."

Good job, subby!
 
2017-09-13 08:06:23 AM  
She would've been more shocked if she had asked for the full body inspection.
 
2017-09-13 08:08:23 AM  
What would have happened if the woman had asked for the "Hot Wax" treatment?
 
2017-09-13 08:10:02 AM  

6655321: What would have happened if the woman had asked for the "Hot Wax" treatment?


An extra 5 years on the sex offender list?
 
2017-09-13 08:11:58 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The 42-year-old from Cardiff's breasts...

For a brief moment, I thought the town was named "Cardiff's Breasts."


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2017-09-13 08:19:17 AM  
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2017-09-13 08:24:17 AM  
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He's just in the wrong line of work.
 
2017-09-13 08:25:13 AM  
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2017-09-13 08:33:31 AM  

Modified Cornstarch: "HASSSSAAAAN COP!"


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2017-09-13 08:33:59 AM  
Did he say "HONK" when he did it?
 
2017-09-13 08:53:43 AM  

Yellow Beard: Maybe he thought he saw a spider and was just trying to help?


Or centipedes?

/it's more likely than you think
 
2017-09-13 09:02:53 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The 42-year-old from Cardiff's breasts...

For a brief moment, I thought the town was named "Cardiff's Breasts."

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Perfect! Thank you, sir. I'll start making my vacation plans immediately.
 
2017-09-13 09:03:58 AM  
Meanwhile, in the headline right above this one...
 
2017-09-13 09:11:25 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The 42-year-old from Cardiff's breasts...

For a brief moment, I thought the town was named "Cardiff's Breasts."

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Perfect! Thank you, sir. I'll start making my vacation plans immediately.


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/is she facing north or south?
 
2017-09-13 09:18:02 AM  
"ordered to sign the Sex Offenders' Register for five years"

Sounds like having to write on the blackboard.
 
2017-09-13 09:18:42 AM  
The guy's a sicko who deserves a fair bit of punishment. However, the whole article and the comments section seem to be designed to be a "See? Look? Scary immigrants with foreign-sounding names!" sort of thing, and I find that fairly deplorable, too.

No winners here.
 
2017-09-13 09:46:34 AM  

Albert911emt: As for what the car wash worker did....I'm not saying it's ok, but I understand.


Yep. They WERE substantial boobs.
 
2017-09-13 09:47:14 AM  

WelldeadLink: "ordered to sign the Sex Offenders' Register for five years"

Sounds like having to write on the blackboard.



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2017-09-13 09:48:02 AM  

WilderKWight: The guy's a sicko who deserves a fair bit of punishment. However, the whole article and the comments section seem to be designed to be a "See? Look? Scary immigrants with foreign-sounding names!" sort of thing, and I find that fairly deplorable, too.

No winners here.


It really is the 21st century European version of Americans getting in a lather over blacks raping white women. Just a slightly different skin tone, is all.
 
2017-09-13 10:16:35 AM  
Yeah but..
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2017-09-13 10:40:12 AM  

TheVirginMarty: Yeah but..
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Was this a random image or did you actually think of the movie?
 
2017-09-13 10:59:52 AM  
So was he able to tune in Tokyo?
 
2017-09-13 11:52:43 AM  

MBooda: Barricaded Gunman: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The 42-year-old from Cardiff's breasts...

For a brief moment, I thought the town was named "Cardiff's Breasts."

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Perfect! Thank you, sir. I'll start making my vacation plans immediately.

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/is she facing north or south?


Is that bigger than West Breast?
 
2017-09-14 12:30:19 AM  
Would the manager come to my car and polish my stick shift?
 
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