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(CNN)   Hedonism is good for you. So there ya go, kids, have at it   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2017-09-13 01:02:19 AM  
We already had that, it was called 1974-1992.  Or EFF U I DO WHAT I WANT

/turned out great
 
2017-09-13 03:17:34 AM  
I'm so relieved.
 
2017-09-13 05:33:00 AM  
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2017-09-13 05:34:01 AM  
well, we've already got Caligula 2.0 in the white house.  might as well make with the orgies and debauchery.
 
2017-09-13 05:37:51 AM  
"Seeking and maximizing the enjoyment of simple pleasures can boost health"
"If we think of hedonism as the intentional savouring of simple pleasures -- like playing in fallen leaves, moments of connection with friends, or cuddling the dog -- then it probably is."

You keep using that word...
 
2017-09-13 05:38:42 AM  
Living life as a pillar of salt.  Is it bad?
 
2017-09-13 05:40:35 AM  
"Come for the festival?"

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2017-09-13 05:41:39 AM  

daphne: Living life as a pillar of salt.  Is it bad?


depends on what kind of salt we're talking about here.
 
2017-09-13 05:44:34 AM  

Resident Muslim: "Seeking and maximizing the enjoyment of simple pleasures can boost health"
"If we think of hedonism as the intentional savouring of simple pleasures -- like playing in fallen leaves, moments of connection with friends, or cuddling the dog -- then it probably is."

You keep using that word...


Yeah, I thought this article would validate my lifestyle. Instead, it just redefined something I enjoy as something lame.
 
2017-09-13 05:48:45 AM  
The ripping and the tearing
The ripping and the tearing
 
2017-09-13 05:50:44 AM  

Weaver95: daphne: Living life as a pillar of salt.  Is it bad?

depends on what kind of salt we're talking about here.


Hmmm, while table salt is iodized, I find sea salt to be most flavorful but the only salt that gets near my food is kosher salt.  Kosher salt: The only salt trusted by Israel for pillars since icantremember BC
 
2017-09-13 05:51:52 AM  

daphne: Kosher salt: The only salt trusted by Israel for pillars since icantremember BC


I save kosher salt for my rituals.  sea salt is my 'go too' on the whole salt issue.
 
2017-09-13 05:54:31 AM  

Weaver95: daphne: Kosher salt: The only salt trusted by Israel for pillars since icantremember BC

I save kosher salt for my rituals.  sea salt is my 'go too' on the whole salt issue.


I like sea salt but it's very difficult to grind just right.  I do have it in a grinder but I use it to top cerviche and bread, stuff like dat.  Kosher has more ease of use.  I love it for brining, it disolves so fast.
 
2017-09-13 05:55:40 AM  
Way ahead of you.
 
2017-09-13 05:57:48 AM  

daphne: I like sea salt but it's very difficult to grind just right.


true, you have to actually clean out the grinder occasionally, or it tends to seize up and then you're boned. but that aside, sea salt is my favorite for cooking and seasoning.

Kosher salt, I save for my rituals.  particularly if i'm working in a graveyard or similar place.  well, that and ground egg shells for protective magicks.

you know what I really love tho?  sauces and soups.  i'm a sucker for a new sauce or soup recipe.
 
2017-09-13 06:02:30 AM  

Weaver95: daphne: I like sea salt but it's very difficult to grind just right.

true, you have to actually clean out the grinder occasionally, or it tends to seize up and then you're boned. but that aside, sea salt is my favorite for cooking and seasoning.

Kosher salt, I save for my rituals.  particularly if i'm working in a graveyard or similar place.  well, that and ground egg shells for protective magicks.

you know what I really love tho?  sauces and soups.  i'm a sucker for a new sauce or soup recipe.


I have some great ones

Adjust for kosher salt tho ;)
 
2017-09-13 06:03:35 AM  
Oh and I happen to clean my grinder Mr. man, pffffffffffffft
 
2017-09-13 06:06:10 AM  
Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?
 
2017-09-13 06:06:54 AM  
You guys grind sea salt? pff

Surely it just needs a sprinkling with a bit of a crush from your fingers. There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.
 
2017-09-13 06:08:02 AM  

Weaver95: well, we've already got Caligula 2.0 in the white house.  might as well make with the orgies and debauchery.


not to mention the very obvious tertiary syphillis he obviously suffers from.
 
2017-09-13 06:08:35 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?


Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?
 
2017-09-13 06:08:41 AM  

Weaver95: well, we've already got Caligula 2.0 in the white house.  might as well make with the orgies and debauchery.


That's an insult to Caligula.
 
2017-09-13 06:08:50 AM  
I am an artist creating art just about every day. I derive great pleasure from it. Call me a creative hedonist.
 
2017-09-13 06:10:10 AM  

Lady J: You guys grind sea salt? pff

Surely it just needs a sprinkling with a bit of a crush from your fingers. There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.


Yeah, sea salt I get is all clumpy and hard to break *shrug*  Do love a shake of some thick SS on some salmon or steak, oh yeahhhhhh
 
2017-09-13 06:11:29 AM  
This announcement brought to you by marketing, advertising, and commercials.

Which you live and die for, so go for it. You didn't have any real thoughts going on in your brain anyway.
 
2017-09-13 06:13:40 AM  

daphne: Oh and I happen to clean my grinder Mr. man, pffffffffffffft


How do you clean your grinder app? Is there a button you press?
 
2017-09-13 06:15:04 AM  

daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?


You need to reinvest in better keyboards, mice and zero-delay monitors.
 
2017-09-13 06:15:45 AM  

Munden: daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?

You need to reinvest in better keyboards, mice and zero-delay monitors.


Me?

Yes
 
2017-09-13 06:17:30 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: daphne: Oh and I happen to clean my grinder Mr. man, pffffffffffffft

How do you clean your grinder app? Is there a button you press?


Naw, mine is older than the earf.  I empty it and soak the bottom in HOT water for about 5 min then let dry.  Works for me
 
2017-09-13 06:19:09 AM  

daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?


I haven't made any money yet, but when I do, I'm donating it right back to Riot Games.  Not even going to buy any DLC, just gonna mail them a check.  They earned it, as far as I'm concerned.

I mean, I get what you're saying here, but women can never provide the sort of lasting relationship that me and the bottom lane have.  Every creep I kill, in order to acquire the experience and gold, it feels like we were separated at birth.  It's amazing.
 
2017-09-13 06:19:43 AM  

Lady J: There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.


Is that a euphemism?
 
2017-09-13 06:19:48 AM  

Munden: daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?

You need to reinvest in better keyboards, mice and zero-delay monitors.


Underrated post.  This is what it means to be a hardcore heondist.
 
2017-09-13 06:20:51 AM  

Mike_LowELL: daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?

I haven't made any money yet, but when I do, I'm donating it right back to Riot Games.  Not even going to buy any DLC, just gonna mail them a check.  They earned it, as far as I'm concerned.

I mean, I get what you're saying here, but women can never provide the sort of lasting relationship that me and the bottom lane have.  Every creep I kill, in order to acquire the experience and gold, it feels like we were separated at birth.  It's amazing.


You're gonna die a lonely man, Mike.  Let me help you
 
2017-09-13 06:21:41 AM  

cryinoutloud: This announcement brought to you by marketing, advertising, and commercials.

Which you live and die for, so go for it. You didn't have any real thoughts going on in your brain anyway.


Tell me all about the elevated plane on which you reside, free of the petty, unworthy trappings of 21st century capitalism. I am all ears.
 
2017-09-13 06:21:49 AM  
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Was actually in the middle of my morning drink when I clicked that.

Goood day to you all.

/Cheers
 
2017-09-13 06:21:57 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Resident Muslim: "Seeking and maximizing the enjoyment of simple pleasures can boost health"
"If we think of hedonism as the intentional savouring of simple pleasures -- like playing in fallen leaves, moments of connection with friends, or cuddling the dog -- then it probably is."

You keep using that word...

Yeah, I thought this article would validate my lifestyle. Instead, it just redefined something I enjoy as something lame.


Well, you certainly have the username for it.

/the 'scariest' place I've visited was during some corporate event some time back that was held at a standalone swimming pool/bar/nightclub on the beach. Pay per person upon entry, with two levels of cabanas, a shaded one with semi-private setting and a VIP one with a built structure, sitting area and its own shower and bathroom.
//that place put any MTV pool party location to shame
///the hedonistic energy of it made me feel like I had just walked into the bar of Dawn to Dusk, and I couldn't wait to run out
 
2017-09-13 06:25:59 AM  

pikov.yndropov: [img.fark.net image 850x661]

Was actually in the middle of my morning drink when I clicked that.

Goood day to you all.

/Cheers


There's an article?
 
2017-09-13 06:27:16 AM  

daphne: Mike_LowELL: daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?

I haven't made any money yet, but when I do, I'm donating it right back to Riot Games.  Not even going to buy any DLC, just gonna mail them a check.  They earned it, as far as I'm concerned.

I mean, I get what you're saying here, but women can never provide the sort of lasting relationship that me and the bottom lane have.  Every creep I kill, in order to acquire the experience and gold, it feels like we were separated at birth.  It's amazing.

You're gonna die a lonely man, Mike.  Let me help you


I already told you, we can't date until you finalize the divorce, mom!  Dad is going to get the house if you can't be patient about this!
 
2017-09-13 06:27:46 AM  
Click on link about hedonism (well, a link that used the word Hedonism). Got a discussion on types of salt.

This is why I Fark.
 
2017-09-13 06:27:53 AM  
The normalization and deification of sociopathic behavior will end civilization. And that train seems to be running right on time...
 
2017-09-13 06:30:28 AM  

Mike_LowELL: daphne: Mike_LowELL: daphne: Mike_LowELL: Why would I give in to simplistic pleasures when I could spend every single day of my life, working hard, in order to achieve something in League of Legends?

Who you gonna share your prize money with, lover?

I haven't made any money yet, but when I do, I'm donating it right back to Riot Games.  Not even going to buy any DLC, just gonna mail them a check.  They earned it, as far as I'm concerned.

I mean, I get what you're saying here, but women can never provide the sort of lasting relationship that me and the bottom lane have.  Every creep I kill, in order to acquire the experience and gold, it feels like we were separated at birth.  It's amazing.

You're gonna die a lonely man, Mike.  Let me help you

I already told you, we can't date until you finalize the divorce, mom!  Dad is going to get the house if you can't be patient about this!


Not a chance, community property, baby.  But you need to carry your weight too, honey.  I am waiting for you to put down the console and pick up the want ads.  A man looking for jobs on Craigslist does it for me every time
 
2017-09-13 06:31:41 AM  

Lady J: pikov.yndropov: [img.fark.net image 850x661]

Was actually in the middle of my morning drink when I clicked that.

Goood day to you all.

/Cheers

There's an article?


I think I started to read it and noticed some cat hair on the floor.  Maybe.  It's a blur
 
2017-09-13 06:32:24 AM  

Lady J: You guys grind sea salt? pff

Surely it just needs a sprinkling with a bit of a crush from your fingers. There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.


i scrolled through 6 pages and only found info of areas/towns named Malden. what is this please?
 
2017-09-13 06:33:41 AM  

GRCooper: Lady J: There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.

Is that a euphemism?


It is not. My husband and I frequently enjoy a hot buttery crumpet.

/you may or may not know that crumpet is actually old fashioned British slang for a sexy young lady
 
2017-09-13 06:35:17 AM  

sinko swimo: Lady J: You guys grind sea salt? pff

Surely it just needs a sprinkling with a bit of a crush from your fingers. There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.

i scrolled through 6 pages and only found info of areas/towns named Malden. what is this please?


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I guess he was cremated
 
2017-09-13 06:36:34 AM  

Pichu0102: The normalization and deification of sociopathic behavior will end civilization.


well that explains the trumpers then.
 
2017-09-13 06:37:20 AM  

Lady J: GRCooper: Lady J: There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.

Is that a euphemism?

It is not. My husband and I frequently enjoy a hot buttery crumpet.

/you may or may not know that crumpet is actually old fashioned British slang for a sexy young lady


go on...
 
2017-09-13 06:38:22 AM  

Lady J: /you may or may not know that crumpet is actually old fashioned British slang for a sexy young lady


Evidence suggests that I may ...
 
2017-09-13 06:39:18 AM  

sinko swimo: Lady J: You guys grind sea salt? pff

Surely it just needs a sprinkling with a bit of a crush from your fingers. There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.

i scrolled through 6 pages and only found info of areas/towns named Malden. what is this please?


Oops, sorry it's Maldon...

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2017-09-13 06:42:05 AM  

Lady J: sinko swimo: Lady J: You guys grind sea salt? pff

Surely it just needs a sprinkling with a bit of a crush from your fingers. There's not much better than a hot crumpet spread with butter and then with the teeniest scrunch of Malden over the top.

i scrolled through 6 pages and only found info of areas/towns named Malden. what is this please?

Oops, sorry it's Maldon...

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Well see, those are flakes!  CHEATING!  I get that clumped cheap shiat like this:

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