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(Mashable)   Denny's: Your Turd Awaits   ( mashable.com) divider line
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6692 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Sep 2017 at 8:34 AM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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433 [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2017-09-13 04:59:20 AM  
That has to be an outtake from the Pickle Rick episode.  Nobody in their right mind would give that the greenlight...
 
2017-09-13 07:18:12 AM  
This should probably be a big fat 'FAIL' tag instead.
 
2017-09-13 07:22:48 AM  
Bill Hicks would like a word with their marketing department.
 
2017-09-13 07:40:22 AM  

433: That has to be an outtake from the Pickle Rick episode.  Nobody in their right mind would give that the greenlight...


You'd be surprised, dude. You'd be surprised...


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2017-09-13 07:44:16 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: 433: That has to be an outtake from the Pickle Rick episode.  Nobody in their right mind would give that the greenlight...

You'd be surprised, dude. You'd be surprised...


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2017-09-13 08:05:59 AM  
HIIIIIIII-DEE-HOORRRRRK!!!!!
 
2017-09-13 08:36:56 AM  
A friendly sausage? What if I don't want to be "friendly" with your "sausage" you weirdo!
 
2017-09-13 08:37:31 AM  
When he wears a santa hat at Christmas there'll be a lawsuit from South Park.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2017-09-13 08:40:43 AM  
Poop coming out now.
 
2017-09-13 08:43:13 AM  
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2017-09-13 08:43:44 AM  
Poop thread?
 
2017-09-13 08:43:57 AM  
The echo chamber claims another casualty. No matter how good an idea sounds to you and your coworkers, always do the grandma test (get feedback from someone not in your industry).
 
2017-09-13 08:44:29 AM  
POOP THREAD!!!
 
2017-09-13 08:44:30 AM  
It's self-serving

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2017-09-13 08:45:34 AM  
A guy eating shit (Rick and Morty)
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TWX
2017-09-13 08:49:26 AM  
A turd in a fedora. I bet he's huge on Reddit.

Hahahaha!

/I died
//from the undercooked pork
 
2017-09-13 08:52:06 AM  
How about no?  Does NO work for you?
 
2017-09-13 08:52:26 AM  

wildcardjack: It's self-serving

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Seppuku Swine sez:

I have no honor,
Only death can cleanse my soul.
Enjoy the sausage.
 
2017-09-13 08:53:09 AM  

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It's good to see Mr. Hanky found work again.
 
2017-09-13 08:56:57 AM  
Some how I think the phrase alcohol was involved should accompany the new mascot.
 
2017-09-13 08:57:11 AM  
Fine. I design an anthropomorphic sausage link mascot, and you think it's funny, because it looks like shiat. So, then I design an anthropomorphic sausage patty mascot and you get mad because you think it looks like a child with a learning disability. I can't win for losing. You people are impossible!
 
2017-09-13 08:58:19 AM  
The comments are gold. I laughed, but thankfully didn't poop. Yet.

/almost everybody poops
 
2017-09-13 09:01:20 AM  
They put as much time and effort on designing that turd as they do creating gourmet meals.
 
2017-09-13 09:03:35 AM  
I guess Denny's is trying to give hints to certain customers.

dont fuck with people who handle your food
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2017-09-13 09:03:35 AM  
It's appropriate, based on the level of customer service I received during the last couple of vists to Denny's years ago.

/I haven't been back
 
2017-09-13 09:04:11 AM  
I'm not giving mashable clicks, so i googled it...

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Yes, that does seem like a regrettable decision.
 
2017-09-13 09:07:58 AM  
Tucker Carlson got a side gig?

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2017-09-13 09:08:43 AM  
There is a reason that sausages are typically drawn as curved, red and with emphasized knots on both ends despite the fact that sausages come in tons of different colors and shapes.
 
2017-09-13 09:12:54 AM  
OK q&d:

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2017-09-13 09:18:25 AM  
The turd seems surprised and confused, but not particularly happy to be doing his job.

And I can't stop giggling at the caption: "Oh, look, the Denny's turd is here with lunch."
 
2017-09-13 09:23:49 AM  
seems appropriate
 
2017-09-13 09:25:07 AM  
Their marketing department is filled with geniuses.  Radio talk show host yesterday went on about this for near 30 minutes yesterday.  The franchise name "Dennys" was repeated 100's of times. Plenty of free advertising.
 
2017-09-13 09:34:19 AM  
I thought they would have learned their lesson from all the backlash they got when they introduced their salad bar mascot, "Mr. Parsnip!".

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2017-09-13 09:45:45 AM  
"Denny's: Your decision making skills are our mascot." 

Why students don't get 20% off at Denny's in Lexington, KY anymore.

Back in 2001 there was a big ad campaign for the Grand Slam Breakfast. TV ads even got Mr. Jefferson (Sherman Helmsley) and Weezy back together. Breakfast was $7.99. However my friend and I noticed at the bottom of the menu, in small, light blue print, another Slam for $3.99 that skipped coffee and hashbrowns. Perfect. 

We didn't have jobs and were both 5 years post-failing out of college...but we still had IDs. 
But every damn night for months we would hit Denny's at 1am and stay until 7am. We even got to the point of sitting behind the same cars in morning rush hour after leaving. 

We were friends with the night-shift staff. Around 5am they'd stop refilling our drinks so the drink stand became self-serve. Then we'd settle our bills. I had gained 75 pounds, and my friend, who looked about 12-years old in his ID photo, was sporting a huge fro with 70s chop-stache. My ID had split into two layers, and his ID was broken in half.
Total cost with "Student" discount: $4.89
Plus tip: $5.89 


Finally after that summer I ended up in there during the day and the 20%-off banner, that was yellowed and printed with a dot-matrix printer on tractor-fed paper, was gone. I asked what happened. 
"Two guys kept coming here night-after-night abusing the system. So we had to end it. You just can't have nice things." 

Our proudest achievement.
 
2017-09-13 09:51:22 AM  
They should've put some corn in for texture.
 
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2017-09-13 09:51:36 AM  
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2017-09-13 09:53:34 AM  

bingethinker: A friendly sausage?


no its doodie.
 
2017-09-13 09:55:31 AM  
From the comments:
"A turd in a fedora. I bet he's huge on Reddit".
 
2017-09-13 09:55:31 AM  

bionicjoe: "Denny's: Your decision making skills are our mascot." 

Why students don't get 20% off at Denny's in Lexington, KY anymore.

Back in 2001......


You went in there every night, took up a both, and made them refill your drinks for hours on end and you only gave them a measly buck for a tip?

That, in addition to this: "Two guys kept coming here night-after-night abusing the system", makes me seriously question this: "We were friends with the night-shift staff."

I'm thinking that maybe the night-shift staff members were just heroically polite people.
 
2017-09-13 09:55:53 AM  
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2017-09-13 09:56:21 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I guess Denny's is trying to give hints to certain customers.

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I unfortunately know someone just like that.  He'll berate servers mid meal and has even had drive throughs lock their windows after giving him his food.  I have no doubt he eats a lot of...uh... secret ingredients.
 
2017-09-13 10:00:10 AM  
I know stupid stuff like this gets approved... I actually want to see the people from marketing thought it was a good idea.
 
2017-09-13 10:07:35 AM  
You know...putting a cute little hat on a turd  really doesn't help.

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2017-09-13 10:09:04 AM  

bionicjoe: But every damn night for months we would hit Denny's at 1am and stay until 7am. Total cost with "Student" discount: $4.89
Plus tip: $5.89


So you had no job, but the two of you would spend close to $84/week combined on late night breakfasts for several months?
Back then $84 at the grocery store could have bought enough sausage, potatoes, eggs and coffee to feed you for at least a month.
 
2017-09-13 10:12:20 AM  
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/I look forward to the internet putting the Denny's fedora on this
 
2017-09-13 10:15:52 AM  
Looks like a sausage to me.
 
2017-09-13 10:16:35 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: bionicjoe: "Denny's: Your decision making skills are our mascot." 

Why students don't get 20% off at Denny's in Lexington, KY anymore.

Back in 2001......

You went in there every night, took up a both, and made them refill your drinks for hours on end and you only gave them a measly buck for a tip?

That, in addition to this: "Two guys kept coming here night-after-night abusing the system", makes me seriously question this: "We were friends with the night-shift staff."

I'm thinking that maybe the night-shift staff members were just heroically polite people.


At the very least bionicjoe is an asshole piece of shiat.  He is probably that with a helping of big fat liar on top of it.
 
2017-09-13 10:29:58 AM  
Honestly, I thought it was a potato, because who doesn't want to get slammed with some hash?
 
2017-09-13 10:32:01 AM  
If that's a Denny's turd, it should be a lot runnier.
 
2017-09-13 10:38:11 AM  

beerrun: Back then $84 at the grocery store could have bought enough sausage, potatoes, eggs and coffee to feed you for at least a month.


back then?
my local grocery store ad is selling a pound of sausage for $3, 10lb of potatoes for $4 and eggs $1/dozen on sale.
since crappy joints usually give you 2 eggs, maybe a half pound of potatoes, and 3 shiatty little links at maybe 1/8 lb... So figure you can get at least 6 meals out of $8 if you make it with store bought stuff... you're not doing yourself any favors by eating "cheap" food at a crappy joint.

however, enjoy a simple luxury or two that you CAN afford because life is hard. maybe not every day though...
 
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