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(Esquire UK)   Christian Bale ate a lot of dick to play Pie Cheney. Uh, strike that, reverse it   ( esquire.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Dick Cheney, President Dick Cheney, The Machinist, wife Sibi Blazic, George W. Bush, Gerald Ford, American Hustle co-star, Toronto Film Festival  
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2017-09-12 09:15:26 PM  
*golf clap*

Well done submitter. Well done indeed.
 
2017-09-12 09:17:14 PM  
*snert*
 
2017-09-12 11:10:35 PM  
Nice, subby.
 
2017-09-13 12:01:11 AM  
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It even took me a second to get it but dayum that's great.
 
2017-09-13 12:29:43 AM  
I am filled with envy, subby.  Well done.
 
2017-09-13 02:10:35 AM  
:applause
 
2017-09-13 04:59:39 AM  
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2017-09-13 05:02:28 AM  
Dick Bale ate a lot of Christians to play Pie Cheney. Uh, strike that, reverse it

wait what
 
2017-09-13 05:51:20 AM  

iron de havilland: Dick Bale ate a lot of Christians to play Pie Cheney. Uh, strike that, reverse it

wait what


Is it really that confusing, havil de ironland?

/Love, Shoeing Clown Fark
 
2017-09-13 06:18:13 AM  
Ohh, good for him.
 
2017-09-13 06:20:02 AM  
 Christian Bale ate a lot of Cheney to play Dick Pie?

What?
 
2017-09-13 06:26:21 AM  
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2017-09-13 06:38:09 AM  

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 575x250]

/sigh, you made me do this....


She made me eat the hair in her pie
Youtube hX0dMdzS6tk
 
2017-09-13 06:39:08 AM  
He takes method acting to another level

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2017-09-13 06:47:09 AM  
is REPEAT tag broken?
 
2017-09-13 07:09:10 AM  

Sydney Bridges: is REPEAT tag broken?


There's a followup tag. Is our Sydney Bridges learning?
 
2017-09-13 07:15:51 AM  
Christian Cheney ate a lot of dick to play Pie Bale?

Still doesn't make sense.
 
2017-09-13 07:34:32 AM  

Summoner101: He takes method acting to another level

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Not sure if it was mentioned in the other thread, but didn't Tom Hanks attribute his 'beetus to farking up his diet for roles?
 
2017-09-13 07:55:13 AM  

iron de havilland: Summoner101: He takes method acting to another level

[cdn.stronglifts.com image 490x281]

Not sure if it was mentioned in the other thread, but didn't Tom Hanks attribute his 'beetus to farking up his diet for roles?


I'd believe it too. This serious repeated rapid weight gain/loss is really not good for ones body.
 
2017-09-13 07:55:25 AM  
They could have saved a lot of money and gone the Karl Rove route.  I think hams work for scale.  But it's nice to see CB with some weight on for a change.  It was painful watching him in The Machinist.
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2017-09-13 08:47:02 AM  
I'll watch this flick just to see Sam Rockwell as W.
 
2017-09-13 08:53:40 AM  
Family Guy - Christian Bale Rant Batman Movie Scene Animation
Youtube 6LZ3LLlBsRE
 
2017-09-13 09:43:30 AM  

iron de havilland: Summoner101: He takes method acting to another level

[cdn.stronglifts.com image 490x281]

Not sure if it was mentioned in the other thread, but didn't Tom Hanks attribute his 'beetus to farking up his diet for roles?


Yeah, I was coming in here to say that. No great for the body but still, that's commitment.
 
2017-09-13 11:43:50 AM  

beerrun: I'll watch this flick just to see Sam Rockwell as W.


Now THAT will be fun. I really like Sam.
 
2017-09-13 11:51:18 AM  
 
2017-09-13 01:33:42 PM  
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2017-09-13 02:38:10 PM  

iron de havilland: Summoner101: He takes method acting to another level

[cdn.stronglifts.com image 490x281]

Not sure if it was mentioned in the other thread, but didn't Tom Hanks attribute his 'beetus to farking up his diet for roles?


It didn't help him, and he didn't do it nearly as many times as Bale has.

Bale dropped to a skeleton for Machinist, gained back 90 pounds for Batman, lost it for Rescue Dawn, bulked back up for Dark Knight, lost it again for The Fighter, then re-bulked up for Dark Knight Rises.  At this point, he might be uber-method, trying to get Cheney's heart health.
 
2017-09-13 03:23:15 PM  

beerrun: I'll watch this flick just to see Sam Rockwell as W.


I have hopes, but not much.  I'd really like to see a W not portrayed as a cartoon.  I mean, drink a 5th of gin and hit yourself in the face with a shovel and then try to play it straight.  Don't go in trying to play dumb.  Go in dumb, trying to play smart and you may have it.  Why not cast a 7th grader?
 
2017-09-13 04:13:41 PM  
Pie Cheney ate a lot of dick to play Christian Bale?
 
2017-09-13 04:43:29 PM  

FriarReb98: beerrun: I'll watch this flick just to see Sam Rockwell as W.

Now THAT will be fun. I really like Sam.


Agreedo. Under rated actor
 
2017-09-13 06:56:08 PM  

Summoner101: He takes method acting to another level

[cdn.stronglifts.com image 490x281]


The guy is phenomenal, imo
He puts 110% into his roles.
 
2017-09-13 10:08:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 480x360]


I think that's one of my all-time favourite jokes from the Simpsons.
 
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