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(NBC News) NewsFlash Congress unanimously agrees that Nazis are bad people. Your move, Fuhrer Trump   ( nbcnews.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 07:39:48 PM  
Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.
 
2017-09-12 07:44:47 PM  
The sad thing is I thought we all unanimously agreed on this 70+ years ago.
 
2017-09-12 07:45:54 PM  
Expecting him to dissolve Congress and institute a plutocratic monarchy...with black jack, and hooker.

On second thought, forget the blackjack.
 
2017-09-12 07:47:29 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.


and then we'll move on to the next blunder.  lather, rinse, repeat
 
2017-09-12 07:47:41 PM  
What's the stupidest possible thing he could do in response to this? That's how he'll respond.
 
2017-09-12 07:49:06 PM  
When Stormfront sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists, and some, I assume, are bad people.
 
2017-09-12 07:49:34 PM  
Congressional Resolutions are not worth the paper they're printed on.
 
2017-09-12 07:49:48 PM  
On both sides...
 
2017-09-12 07:50:00 PM  
I'll bet they did Nazi that coming

/oblig
 
2017-09-12 07:50:27 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The sad thing is I thought we all unanimously agreed on this 70+ years ago.


People will never agree unanimously on anything.  Unfortunately, there will always be a significant amount of farktards.
 
2017-09-12 07:50:50 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.


There is nothing to sign. It is not a Bill they are sending up. Congressional resolutions are meaningless.

I mean Nazis and white nationalists are complete scum, but a Congressional Resolution won't make them go away unfortunately.
 
2017-09-12 07:52:01 PM  
Antifa.
 
2017-09-12 07:52:15 PM  
Um okay then.

Did you guys know that the sky is blue? Can you pass a resolution on that?
 
2017-09-12 07:53:07 PM  
"...the Senate approved unanimously Monday night. The House approved the joint resolution Tuesday by unanimous consent."

Huh. It really was unanimous.
 
2017-09-12 07:59:01 PM  
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2017-09-12 08:02:13 PM  
He'll add a signing statement that just says "BOTH SIDES".
 
2017-09-12 08:02:27 PM  

Serious Black: What's the stupidest possible thing he could do in response to this? That's how he'll respond.


Is he going to show up at a presser with a tiny orange moustache?
 
2017-09-12 08:02:31 PM  
This is what signing statements are made for.

Or at least, abused for.
 
2017-09-12 08:02:59 PM  
I thought this was taken care of in 1945.

But whatever.
 
2017-09-12 08:03:43 PM  
Better than nothing, and better late than never.  I guess.

Fark white nationalism.
 
2017-09-12 08:04:40 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.


Came here to say that. And that's pretty farking sad.
 
2017-09-12 08:04:41 PM  
Pfft antifa are the real nazis
 
2017-09-12 08:04:58 PM  
He'll walk out,  talk about his electoral win, pass out maps to the reporters,  and walk out without signing it
 
2017-09-12 08:05:38 PM  
Count me as another vote for "trump signs, then puts hit yuge foot in his mouth in another press conference"

/followed by more "are you f*cking kidding me" pics of gen. kelly
 
2017-09-12 08:06:30 PM  

Serious Black: What's the stupidest possible thing he could do in response to this? That's how he'll respond.


"You think the Allied powers were so innocent?"
 
2017-09-12 08:07:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: The sad thing is I thought we all unanimously agreed on this 70+ years ago.


Did you not see the brave white nationalists crying? Did you hear their whines? We've hurt their pwecious feewings. Now, we're no better than Nazis.
 
2017-09-12 08:07:20 PM  

feckingmorons: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.

There is nothing to sign. It is not a Bill they are sending up. Congressional resolutions are meaningless.

I mean Nazis and white nationalists are complete scum, but a Congressional Resolution won't make them go away unfortunately.


This isn't about making them go away.  This is about a futile attempt to dissociate 45 from them.  I'd like to think that we'll see through the flimsy ruse, but I'm sure we'll have another embarrassing "tonight, he became president" moment.

/"Nazis are bad guys, okay?"
//you just read that in his voice
 
2017-09-12 08:07:37 PM  
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2017-09-12 08:07:41 PM  

Serious Black: What's the stupidest possible thing he could do in response to this? That's how he'll respond.


Another petulant performance where he makes it clear that the meanies in Congress are making him say bad things about Nazis, just like they made him slap Putin on the wrist.
 
2017-09-12 08:09:13 PM  

CPennypacker: Pfft antifa are the real nazis


no
 
2017-09-12 08:10:39 PM  

Serious Black: What's the stupidest possible thing he could do in response to this? That's how he'll respond.


Launch an ICBM at Pyongyang.
 
2017-09-12 08:10:50 PM  
Good to see all problems have been solved.

...That took forever.
 
2017-09-12 08:11:03 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: feckingmorons: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.

There is nothing to sign. It is not a Bill they are sending up. Congressional resolutions are meaningless.

I mean Nazis and white nationalists are complete scum, but a Congressional Resolution won't make them go away unfortunately.

This isn't about making them go away.  This is about a futile attempt to dissociate 45 from them.  I'd like to think that we'll see throughI msy ruse, but I'm sure we'll have another embarrassing "tonight, he became president" moment.

/"Nazis are bad guys, okay?"
//you just read that in his voice



I'd prefer to make them to go away.
I shun them.
 
2017-09-12 08:11:04 PM  

Iowan73: Serious Black: What's the stupidest possible thing he could do in response to this? That's how he'll respond.

Another petulant performance where he makes it clear that the meanies in Congress are making him say bad things about Nazis, just like they made him slap Putin on the wrist.


LEAVE DONALD ALONE!
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2017-09-12 08:11:06 PM  

Iowan73: Putin on the wrist.


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2017-09-12 08:11:31 PM  

feckingmorons: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.

There is nothing to sign. It is not a Bill they are sending up. Congressional resolutions are meaningless.

I mean Nazis and white nationalists are complete scum, but a Congressional Resolution won't make them go away unfortunately.


Uhhh.

The measure, which now goes to President Donald Trump for his signature ...
 
2017-09-12 08:13:36 PM  
Jesus Christ, Congress needed a resolution in order to force POTUS to condemn white pride groups because he won't without it?  Do you really think he's gonna honor it?  As someone said upthread, he'll sign it, of course, then announce he signed it in the Rose Garden and give a speech so couched in white supremecy that that every dog whistle in the entire country will spontaneously combust from the pressure.  This isn't a fukn secret people, he has demonstrated his racism and misogyny on the campaign trail numerous times.  This is your breath of fresh air.  Your anti-establishment champion that will bring down the walls between us and them, Mr. "What Have You Got to Lose?"

♫Freedom's just another word for...nothing left to lose♪
 
2017-09-12 08:14:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.


It will be more like "The FAKE NEWS didn't listen to me the first time I condemned white nationalists.  I got a great response to that speech, just the best.  But the media didn't report it.  So I came out and made a SECOND speech, where I said that racism is bad, okay?  And the media attacked me AGAIN.  I made a THIRD speech - a third one! - I hugely condemned white nationalists and racists and all those types of people.  All those people, I said they were bad.  I pointed out CORRECTLY that there was violence on both sides, and the media attacked ME for it, instead of the people doing the violence.  Go figure, right?  And now CONGRESS decided to waste everyone's time by writing up this bill that says what I already said.  I don't feel like I need to sign this.  I will, just so Congress can FINALLY do important things like tax reform and building the wall.   But this is a huge waste of time."
 
2017-09-12 08:14:21 PM  

harleyquinnical: Expecting him to dissolve Congress and institute a plutocratic monarchy...with black jack, and hooker.

On second thought, forget the blackjack.


Donnie will demand two scoops of hooker.
 
2017-09-12 08:14:54 PM  
My Opa was in the Herr and he hated Nazis. Truck Fump.
 
2017-09-12 08:15:22 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.


I'm expecting a signing statement along the lines of "but what about Black Lives Matter?"
 
2017-09-12 08:15:44 PM  
He'll just claim that this is exactly what he's been saying all along.
 
2017-09-12 08:17:01 PM  

NateAsbestos: Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.

I'm expecting a signing statement along the lines of "but what about Black Lives Matter?"


What and steal the favorite line of every right wing Farker?
 
2017-09-12 08:17:33 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Um okay then.

Did you guys know that the sky is blue? Can you pass a resolution on that?


This. The only reason this was brought about, and now publicized is so it appears House Republicans have a shred of decency (they don't) and a vain attempt to separate themselves from Klan friendly Trump dick (It shouldn't work, but probably will because voters are farking stupid *obviously*)
 
2017-09-12 08:17:43 PM  
"I'll sign it if you add a rider to the resolution saying I have the biggest most beautiful hands."

"Also $100 million to repair storm damage to Mar-a-Lago.'
 
2017-09-12 08:17:58 PM  
Bold. Utterly bold.

People with brains understand you shouldn't pick a fight with an idiot, nor give them recognition in congress.

This political period I think is going to be remembered as farcical.
 
2017-09-12 08:18:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Meh, he'll sign it and then have a presser where he says the exact farking opposite.


This.  Sure he'll sign it, but he won't directly come out and say white supremacists are bad. He can't lose them. They are almost his only supporters left. And when he doesn't directly say it, they will just think "ooooooh. Right.  We're the evil ones... we get what you're saying Lord Trump..." *wink wink*

Just like the last time he did it and they praised him for not calling them out
 
2017-09-12 08:19:19 PM  
He's like a disgusting chicken sandwich.  By that I mean, Trump will double down.
 
2017-09-12 08:19:34 PM  

ReaverZ: CPennypacker: Pfft antifa are the real nazis

no


They got labeled a terrorist group by the DHS, didn't they?

/Both suck.
//Nazis and Antifa that is.
///Though I guess a case for DHS could be made if you wanna be cynical.
 
2017-09-12 08:19:44 PM  

skyotter: Better than nothing, and better late than never.  I guess.

Fark white nationalism.


You're inane repeat-a-posts are as important as this resolution.
 
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