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2017-09-12 06:59:04 PM  
Oh ffs
 
2017-09-12 07:00:11 PM  
Fark you, conservative SCOTUS assholes.
 
2017-09-12 07:14:13 PM  
So this is a Fail for Trump, because he promised that by now, he would  "figure out what the hell is going on" with immigrants.
 
2017-09-12 07:20:57 PM  

markie_farkie: So this is a Fail for Trump, because he promised that by now, he would  "figure out what the hell is going on" with immigrants.


No, no, no.  See, now he has his 90 days to really figure it out.

And in 89 days, he can always apply for another 90 days.

And 89 days after that, he can put in for another 90 days.

And after 89 of those days have passed, he can put in for another 90.

And by that point, if people still haven't figured out that he was full of rancid whale shiat, well...hey.  Welcome to the United States of Dumbasses.
 
2017-09-12 07:27:01 PM  
The justices did not explain their reasoning, although it took five justices to make the decision.

GOP got what they wanted.
 
2017-09-12 07:27:54 PM  

markie_farkie: So this is a Fail for Trump, because he promised that by now, he would  "figure out what the hell is going on" with immigrants.

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African or European immigrants?
 
2017-09-12 07:33:59 PM  
He's had 8-months to come up with extreme vetting....that he claimed would only take six.

So the ban is no longer necessary, right?

Why are you laughing at me?

What did I say?
 
2017-09-12 07:49:37 PM  
Hey, look, a 5-4 decision with the stolen seat determining the course of our country. Get ready for more of these turds.
 
2017-09-12 07:50:13 PM  
F-you Mitch McConnell. This one is on you and your stonewalling BS. I hope your office is flooded with calls you lipless traitor.
 
2017-09-12 07:50:47 PM  
lol, keep the idiots busy
 
2017-09-12 07:51:09 PM  
Of course it is because the executive branch has great leeway with immigration rules and entering this country if you aren't a citizen is not a right
 
2017-09-12 07:51:16 PM  
For a moment I thought the news flash was about Fark modmins
 
2017-09-12 07:51:19 PM  
Dear protest and non-voters, welcome to the next 20 to 30 years. Hope you morons are proud of yourselves.
 
2017-09-12 07:53:16 PM  
"Although it may be tempting to see the order as a harbinger of how the court is likely to rule on the merits, it's better understood as a very modest procedural step to stabilize the full scope of the injunctions against the travel ban over the next four weeks."

But, of course, none of you should let this stop you from arguing as if this were a ruling, or and indication of one.
Go on and shoot your stupid f**king mouths off.
 
2017-09-12 07:53:19 PM  

skozlaw: Dear protest and non-voters, welcome to the next 20 to 30 years. Hope you morons are proud of yourselves.


Doesn't make those of us who did see this coming feel any better.
 
2017-09-12 07:53:37 PM  
Somewhere in the good ole' USA, a rifle was fired into the air to celebrate this whatever-it-is thingy that MAGA's a limp penis into a slightly different position.
 
2017-09-12 07:53:54 PM  
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I thought they stopped making it.
 
2017-09-12 07:53:59 PM  
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump starts to be seen as a hero in this country due to the ban. We as a people aren't exactly the brightest tools in the shed.
 
2017-09-12 07:54:16 PM  
Land of the free, and the home of the brave.
 
2017-09-12 07:54:16 PM  
And yet, Saudi Arabia is not on that list.

I can't imagine why not.

/fark it gonna go drink
 
2017-09-12 07:54:37 PM  
MAGAs, not MAGA's  Dag Nabbit

But now's not the time for punctuation.
 
2017-09-12 07:54:59 PM  
a very modest procedural step to stabilize the full scope of the injunctions against the travel ban over the next four weeks

*yawn*
 
2017-09-12 07:55:04 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Of course it is because the executive branch has great leeway with immigration rules and entering this country if you aren't a citizen is not a right


Guess where that leeway ends?  Those pesky amendments about equal protection.
 
2017-09-12 07:55:43 PM  

bedtundy: [img.fark.net image 225x225]
I thought they stopped making it.


That gives me an idea for a new MAGA deodorant line:

Coal Roal-on
 
2017-09-12 07:55:54 PM  

skozlaw: Dear protest and non-voters, welcome to the next 20 to 30 years. Hope you morons are proud of yourselves.


Oh they are. Proudly derping every time a Clinton thread gets posted.
 
2017-09-12 07:56:12 PM  
"Without comment, the court blocked a federal appeals court ruling from last week that would have exempted refugees who have a contractual commitment from resettlement organizations from the travel ban while the justices consider its legality. The ruling could impact roughly 24,000 people."
 
2017-09-12 07:56:43 PM  

docpeteyJ: And yet, Saudi Arabia is not on that list.

I can't imagine why not.



I bet it's because they have the glowing ball thing.

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It makes me feel tingly just looking at it.
 
2017-09-12 07:57:00 PM  
Perhaps one-day so-called-progressives will grow up and stop jousting with windmills.
 
2017-09-12 07:57:43 PM  
fetch the jerry cans and head for the dumpster.

this is severely damaging to our international image.  what good is there to be had by this?  exactly what? where? how??
 
2017-09-12 07:57:55 PM  
It is Constitutional after all.
 
2017-09-12 07:57:55 PM  
all we need is investigations into pizza and we can be great again!
 
2017-09-12 07:58:04 PM  
Oh FFS.
 
2017-09-12 07:58:38 PM  

JDAT: It is Constitutional after all.


No it isn't.
 
2017-09-12 07:58:39 PM  
It sure seems like they have already had more than 90 days to figure what the hell they are going to do.
 
2017-09-12 07:58:46 PM  
Bottle the ban
 
2017-09-12 07:58:48 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:58:59 PM  

Snarfangel: docpeteyJ: And yet, Saudi Arabia is not on that list.

I can't imagine why not.


I bet it's because they have the glowing ball thing.

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It makes me feel tingly just looking at it.


Ooh..but I thought the Super Secret Saudi Brain Control Device didn't work on Trump, cuz, you know...no brain and all.
 
2017-09-12 07:59:09 PM  
But, the ban was only for 90 days while we figure it out. This doesn't even matter because the ban has already ended.
/chexmate!
 
2017-09-12 07:59:19 PM  
Is this a form of collective punishment?
 
2017-09-12 08:00:09 PM  
Real men.
 
2017-09-12 08:00:23 PM  
F*ck all of you Trumper pieces of shiat.
 
2017-09-12 08:00:52 PM  

jso2897: "Although it may be tempting to see the order as a harbinger of how the court is likely to rule on the merits, it's better understood as a very modest procedural step to stabilize the full scope of the injunctions against the travel ban over the next four weeks."

But, of course, none of you should let this stop you from arguing as if this were a ruling, or and indication of one.
Go on and shoot your stupid f**king mouths off.


Sure, let's start being optimistic now, for no reason whatsoever.
 
2017-09-12 08:01:03 PM  
Countdown to twitter crowing and accepting pats on the back from our dear POTUS, but remember, he doesn't need congrats, he needs an end to radical Islamic terrorism people coming here when we've got our hands full with devastation on our Eastern seaboard. At least that's what I am hoping was the SCOTUS' motivation behind this.  Once an action is enacted, it's damn nigh impossible to repeal that act.  See: Obamacare.

So, basically, enjoy your white brethern and their sporadic achievements in technlolgy, science and industry.  Tonight Imma party like it's 1909....
 
2017-09-12 08:01:35 PM  
Isn't the original 90 days over anyway?
 
2017-09-12 08:01:55 PM  

skozlaw: Dear protest and non-voters, welcome to the next 20 to 30 years. Hope you morons are proud of yourselves.


But she wasn't exciting/liberal/emails enough. How could they vote for her? It's not like anyone knew trump would governate so bigly.
 
2017-09-12 08:02:16 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 640x393]


Because we'd rather have Crying Ponies than Pieing Cronies?

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/the best I could do... going home now
 
2017-09-12 08:02:35 PM  

Snarfangel: docpeteyJ: And yet, Saudi Arabia is not on that list.

I can't imagine why not.


I bet it's because they have the glowing ball thing.

[img.fark.net image 768x543]
It makes me feel tingly just looking at it.


Where the fark is Melania looking? Or did touching the ball reboot her?
 
2017-09-12 08:03:54 PM  

Merltech: Is this a form of collective punishment?


Yes.  Now go slap some Best Foods on white bread with last night's KFC.  If you want to get wild throw some Del Monte Chili Sauce init.  Welcome to White America™
 
2017-09-12 08:04:12 PM  
I can't stress this enough - FARK TRUMP AND THE ENTIRE GOP AND THE STOLEN SCOTUS!

/rant over
//but seriously, fark them!
///a slashie for each of the f- thems
 
2017-09-12 08:04:36 PM  

FriarReb98: Snarfangel: docpeteyJ: And yet, Saudi Arabia is not on that list.

I can't imagine why not.


I bet it's because they have the glowing ball thing.

[img.fark.net image 768x543]
It makes me feel tingly just looking at it.

Where the fark is Melania looking? Or did touching the ball reboot her?


It's an odd gaze. But I'm wondering if her right hand is between two pillows.
 
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