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(Space.com)   For those of you who weren't sure; no we can't control hurricanes from space, also please take that crayon out of your nose   ( space.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Rain, hurricanes, Weather, Climate, Imagines Human-Controlled Weather, sulfur aerosols, Beijing Normal University, ocean surface  
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2017-09-12 07:25:10 PM  
You can only do that with the power of rock
 
2017-09-12 07:52:14 PM  
I didn't put it there
 
2017-09-12 08:32:19 PM  
Wow, and I thought hurricanes from the Gulf were bad.
 
2017-09-12 08:37:12 PM  
of course not, they're controlled from Obama's secret shadow government fort.
 
2017-09-12 08:37:34 PM  
TFA left out the crazy idea people have actually proposed of nuking hurricanes to disrupt the weather pattern.  If I remember correctly smarter people crunched the numbers and figured out that not only would it not stop the hurricane you'd then have a radiation spewing super hurricane.
 
2017-09-12 08:52:55 PM  
Pfffff control from space.


They control them from the HOLLOW EARTH!
 
2017-09-12 09:05:03 PM  
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2017-09-12 09:05:43 PM  

poorjon: You can only do that with the power of rock


It just can't be stopped once you encounter a rolling thunder, a pouring rain.
 
2017-09-12 10:06:15 PM  
I started screaming at somebody the other day who started telling me that irma was caused by HAARP.

I've been a little tense.
 
2017-09-12 10:35:54 PM  

FarkingSmurf: TFA left out the crazy idea people have actually proposed of nuking hurricanes to disrupt the weather pattern.  If I remember correctly smarter people crunched the numbers and figured out that not only would it not stop the hurricane you'd then have a radiation spewing super hurricane.


http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
 
2017-09-12 11:10:32 PM  
You need a Weather Dominator on the ground to do that. Everyone knows that!

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/Destro sold separately
 
2017-09-12 11:15:25 PM  

cryinoutloud: I started screaming at somebody the other day who started telling me that irma was caused by HAARP.

I've been a little tense.


Personally, I think harps are the worst part of the symphony ensemble. I get it; you're too hipster to play the cello and not Asian enough for the violin.
 
2017-09-13 12:29:50 AM  
we name the hurricane
what should we name it, sir?
uhhh, umm, how about scrambles, the death-dealer.
 
2017-09-13 12:39:37 AM  
Trump could of nuked the hurra-canes, but he didn't want to turn the fish gay, you know, from the rediation.
 
2017-09-13 08:15:39 AM  
These are the same people who claim we've never been to outer space and there are no satellites because the earth is a flat surface under a solid firmament and the sun is only 3,000 miles away so....yeah. I'm not listening to them.
 
2017-09-13 04:55:46 PM  
I used to work with a couple of women who always talked about Bush's weather machine.

I finally had to butt in when they started talking about Bush using his orbiting weather machine to cause the Indonesian tsunami. I explained that that tsunami was caused by an earthquake not weather, which obviously meant that not only does Bush have an orbiting weather satellite, but he also has an earthquake machine in the earth's core.

Then I excused myself because I couldn't hold the strait face any longer.
 
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