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(The Hill)   Trump to visit south Florida this weekend to assess storm damage, as well as every weekend after that   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 05:25:41 PM  
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Trump never stops working.

/+1' Subby
 
2017-09-12 05:40:26 PM  

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Trump never stops working.


Weird, those pictures looked just like the ones of him making Europe pay the US for NATO, negotiating peace between the Palestinians and Israelis, stopping North Korea from developing an ICBM, presenting a tax reform plan for Congress, and reacting to the news of the neo-Nazi terrorist attack in Charlottesville.
 
2017-09-12 05:42:08 PM  
South Florida? Is Trump going to the Keys, southwest Florida, Miami or Palm Beach?

*clicks link*

FTA: Sanders did not offer other details about the trip, including where exactly the president will travel in the state. First lady Melania Trump is expected to join the president on the visit.

The Federal Aviation Administration posted a travel advisory Tuesday that covers Fort Myers, on Florida's west coast. The VIP Movement notification is typically issued before the president travels to a destination in the U.S.


Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold, if memory serves me right, unlike Monroe County, Miami, Dade County, etc.
 
2017-09-12 06:23:23 PM  
Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?
 
2017-09-12 06:31:19 PM  

Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?


He'll go to a shelter or two and scribble on the wall like a toddler.
 
2017-09-12 06:40:32 PM  

AirForceVet: Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold, if memory serves me right, unlike Monroe County, Miami, Dade County, etc.


Right now, yes. By November, the Ontario license plates will outnumber the Florida plates.
 
2017-09-12 07:01:43 PM  
The damage is best viewed from the course.
 
2017-09-12 07:18:18 PM  
No really, a photo-op is the actual reason but what is the given reason?
 
2017-09-12 07:50:17 PM  

fusillade762: Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?

He'll go to a shelter or two and scribble on the wall like a toddler.


He'll also comment on how many people come to see him and tell people who've lost everything to "Have fun."
 
2017-09-12 09:39:14 PM  

AirForceVet: South Florida? Is Trump going to the Keys, southwest Florida, Miami or Palm Beach?

*clicks link*

FTA: Sanders did not offer other details about the trip, including where exactly the president will travel in the state. First lady Melania Trump is expected to join the president on the visit.

The Federal Aviation Administration posted a travel advisory Tuesday that covers Fort Myers, on Florida's west coast. The VIP Movement notification is typically issued before the president travels to a destination in the U.S.

Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold, if memory serves me right, unlike Monroe County, Miami, Dade County, etc.


I'm surprised it isn't in Palm Beach. He actually has a legit presidential reason to visit Mar-a-lago.
 
2017-09-12 09:53:14 PM  
He wouldn't be dumb enough to play any golf would he?
 
2017-09-12 10:47:19 PM  

edmo: He wouldn't be dumb enough to play any golf would he?


Hold my clubs and watch this putt...
 
2017-09-12 11:05:52 PM  
All those destroyed homes could be easily cleared out and provide land for another golf course
 
2017-09-12 11:07:50 PM  
Trumps speech upon landing: Well Mar-a-lago will need several millions in taxpayer repairs before I can return to, whoops I mean it can return to the splendor it once had.  Fortunately due to an executive order I just signed important resorts like Mar-a-lago and our corporate partners will be first in line to get federal funds to rebuild these drivers of tourism dollars, so that the rich farkers job creators do not have to spend a dollar out of their own pocket.  As far as the rest of you go, well guess you are on your own for right now.
 
2017-09-12 11:09:04 PM  
Ratzenfratz, it skipped Palm Beach altogether
 
2017-09-12 11:09:39 PM  
I think ill take a President Trump on the ninth hole.

If I can afford a plane ticket to hells half a million acre.

/do not envy
//can't shiat on command.
 
2017-09-12 11:20:43 PM  
I'm guessing Trump is gonna have a photo on the beach with Rick Scott, a la Obama and Christie.
 
2017-09-12 11:21:32 PM  

wildcardjack: Ratzenfratz, it skipped Palm Beach altogether


"Ratzenfratz, it skipped Palm Beach."
 
2017-09-12 11:21:45 PM  

Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?


Yes? Even if you think he eats crackers like Putin owns the place, you would have to be deep in partisan hackery to not think symbolism of ANY politician  showing up for a disaster isn't good PR for obvious reasons. Because it works.
 
2017-09-12 11:22:22 PM  
"Wow, I can see my golf course from up here. Hey, wait. Are those guys looting MY CLUBHOUSE!?"
 
2017-09-12 11:30:14 PM  
Probably looking for damaged property to buy cheap.

He is a 'developer' after all.
 
2017-09-12 11:33:04 PM  
"I'm Pickle Rick Scott"
 
2017-09-12 11:34:50 PM  
100% of Trump voters love the fact that he's a lazy piece of crap.
100% of Trump voters love the fact that he is using the US Treasury as his piggy bank.
100% of Trump voters love the fact that he and his family are traitors.
100% of Trump voter particularly love the fact that he is not black.
 
2017-09-12 11:42:19 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?

Yes? Even if you think he eats crackers like Putin owns the place, you would have to be deep in partisan hackery to not think symbolism of ANY politician  showing up for a disaster isn't good PR for obvious reasons. Because it works.


No, don;t get it. More transparent than a Klingon Bird of Prey.
 
2017-09-12 11:49:33 PM  

AirForceVet: Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold


Naples/Collier County even moreso. But yeah, I think Democrats are an endangered species in Southwest Florida.
 
2017-09-13 12:04:54 AM  

Mrtraveler01: AirForceVet: Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold

Naples/Collier County even moreso. But yeah, I think Democrats are an endangered species in Southwest Florida.


If they aren't, then next they'll be gerrymandered.
 
2017-09-13 01:01:44 AM  
You know how I know God doesn't exist?

Mar-a-Lago, Rush Limbaugh's house, Ann Coulter's house - none got wiped off the face of the map.

That's how I know.
 
2017-09-13 01:51:30 AM  
Best headline of the whole Hurricane season.
 
2017-09-13 02:01:20 AM  
He's meeting with contractors at Mar-a-Lago?  Why can't FLOTUS do that?  WTF does that chick do all day?
 
2017-09-13 02:02:52 AM  
Is it, do you think, too late for her to return to her boxing career?
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2017-09-13 02:03:01 AM  

Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?


"The president spent 2 minutes looking at my leveled house!"
 
2017-09-13 02:46:57 AM  
I have nothing to offer besides the suggestion that President Assclown would be more productive staying in the Oval Office and dry-humping a f*cking doorknob.
 
2017-09-13 02:59:39 AM  
I'd laugh so hard if he went to Florida and hurricane Jose swept him up and dropped him off in Mexico.
 
2017-09-13 03:01:41 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?

Yes? Even if you think he eats crackers like Putin owns the place, you would have to be deep in partisan hackery to not think symbolism of ANY politician  showing up for a disaster isn't good PR for obvious reasons. Because it works.


I've noticed the prevalence of the "eat crackers" thing lately. I have to ask: do you realize that when you and all your friends do the same tired thing to defend President Dingleberry's indefensible daily displays of his complete and utter incompetence for office, that it sucks all the air out of it? The "eat crackers like he owns the place" act isn't a magic phrase that if uttered converts what is probably a meaningful shiatty thing into something that's non-meaningful.

This particular thread isn't the best example because he hasn't done something monumentally idiotic yet during his pointless trip to Florida (it's pointless because Trump has no concept of empathy,he's a sociopath. Have you been paying attention?), but he will. You know it. I know it. I mainly see the "eating crackers *faaaaaarrrrttt*" comedic genius in threads that say something like "Trump Drop-Kicks Angela Merkel in the Puss", and some guy named TruePatriot4Life will bust out a question about if Trump's eating crackers, as if we should not all be concerned that the person we've elected to represent the best of us essentially is the most incompetent, self-absorbed numbskull that ever walked the face of the earth.

Also, I agree with the main point you were making.
 
2017-09-13 03:51:57 AM  
I'm sure he's going to say something that will have even the local Fox affiliates trying hard not to roll their eyes. During the hurricane coverage Sunday, the Tampa Fox station showed the clip of his comments on the story once and then buried it down the memory hole, while the local ABC weather guy could barely contain his scorn while fact checking Trump getting the facts all wrong.
 
2017-09-13 03:58:25 AM  
He's so on top of his job, he's been surveying the damage in FL from Irma every weekend since January, before Irma was even born. Ha, checkmate, libs!
 
2017-09-13 03:59:53 AM  

Mackerel79: I have nothing to offer besides the suggestion that President Assclown would be more productive staying in the Oval Office and dry-humping a f*cking doorknob.


What did that door hardware ever do to you?
 
2017-09-13 07:31:33 AM  
He needs to assess the damage at MaraLago and file another padded insurance claim.
//Then hit the course to be sure it is fine
 
2017-09-13 08:29:39 AM  
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Scouting out sites for a new Winter White House, perhaps?
 
2017-09-13 08:50:27 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: Even if you think he eats crackers like Putin owns the place, you would have to be deep in partisan hackery to not think symbolism of ANY politician  showing up for a disaster isn't good PR for obvious reasons. Because it works.


No it doesn't. Only a morn would fall for such blatant, condescending bullshiat.
 
2017-09-13 09:51:54 AM  
Maybe he's investigating Beyoncés claim that GlobalWarming caused earthquakes....
 
2017-09-13 10:27:00 AM  

CipollinaFan: AirForceVet: South Florida? Is Trump going to the Keys, southwest Florida, Miami or Palm Beach?

*clicks link*

FTA: Sanders did not offer other details about the trip, including where exactly the president will travel in the state. First lady Melania Trump is expected to join the president on the visit.

The Federal Aviation Administration posted a travel advisory Tuesday that covers Fort Myers, on Florida's west coast. The VIP Movement notification is typically issued before the president travels to a destination in the U.S.

Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold, if memory serves me right, unlike Monroe County, Miami, Dade County, etc.

I'm surprised it isn't in Palm Beach. He actually has a legit presidential reason to visit Mar-a-lago.


I'm sure he wants to get his "Southern White House" up and running as soon as possible (in front of everyone else that actually needs their home repaired so they can actually live there instead of vacationing there).
 
2017-09-13 10:37:12 AM  

PsyLord: CipollinaFan: AirForceVet: South Florida? Is Trump going to the Keys, southwest Florida, Miami or Palm Beach?

*clicks link*

FTA: Sanders did not offer other details about the trip, including where exactly the president will travel in the state. First lady Melania Trump is expected to join the president on the visit.

The Federal Aviation Administration posted a travel advisory Tuesday that covers Fort Myers, on Florida's west coast. The VIP Movement notification is typically issued before the president travels to a destination in the U.S.

Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold, if memory serves me right, unlike Monroe County, Miami, Dade County, etc.

I'm surprised it isn't in Palm Beach. He actually has a legit presidential reason to visit Mar-a-lago.

I'm sure he wants to get his "Southern White House" up and running as soon as possible (in front of everyone else that actually needs their home repaired so they can actually live there instead of vacationing there).


Yeah...  he's just totally evil and your fixation on imagining horrible things to blame on him is totally rational and healthy.
 
2017-09-13 10:39:02 AM  

skylabdown: PsyLord: CipollinaFan: AirForceVet: South Florida? Is Trump going to the Keys, southwest Florida, Miami or Palm Beach?

*clicks link*

FTA: Sanders did not offer other details about the trip, including where exactly the president will travel in the state. First lady Melania Trump is expected to join the president on the visit.

The Federal Aviation Administration posted a travel advisory Tuesday that covers Fort Myers, on Florida's west coast. The VIP Movement notification is typically issued before the president travels to a destination in the U.S.

Better photo ops in that area as Ft. Myers and Lee County are a GOP stronghold, if memory serves me right, unlike Monroe County, Miami, Dade County, etc.

I'm surprised it isn't in Palm Beach. He actually has a legit presidential reason to visit Mar-a-lago.

I'm sure he wants to get his "Southern White House" up and running as soon as possible (in front of everyone else that actually needs their home repaired so they can actually live there instead of vacationing there).

Yeah...  he's just totally evil and your fixation on imagining horrible things to blame on him is totally rational and healthy.


Where is the "Thanks Obama" meme when you need it?
 
2017-09-13 10:54:20 AM  

daphne: He's meeting with contractors at Mar-a-Lago?  Why can't FLOTUS do that?  WTF does that chick do all day?


Melania stops cyber bullying. It's her cause!
 
2017-09-13 12:54:58 PM  

Mackerel79: AppleOptionEsc: Mugato: Why? What could he possibly have to do there? Are people without homes or electricity really going appreciate his presence?

Yes? Even if you think he eats crackers like Putin owns the place, you would have to be deep in partisan hackery to not think symbolism of ANY politician  showing up for a disaster isn't good PR for obvious reasons. Because it works.

I've noticed the prevalence of the "eat crackers" thing lately. I have to ask: do you realize that when you and all your friends do the same tired thing to defend President Dingleberry's indefensible daily displays of his complete and utter incompetence for office, that it sucks all the air out of it? The "eat crackers like he owns the place" act isn't a magic phrase that if uttered converts what is probably a meaningful shiatty thing into something that's non-meaningful.

This particular thread isn't the best example because he hasn't done something monumentally idiotic yet during his pointless trip to Florida (it's pointless because Trump has no concept of empathy,he's a sociopath. Have you been paying attention?), but he will. You know it. I know it. I mainly see the "eating crackers *faaaaaarrrrttt*" comedic genius in threads that say something like "Trump Drop-Kicks Angela Merkel in the Puss", and some guy named TruePatriot4Life will bust out a question about if Trump's eating crackers, as if we should not all be concerned that the person we've elected to represent the best of us essentially is the most incompetent, self-absorbed numbskull that ever walked the face of the earth.

Also, I agree with the main point you were making.


Person A: kicks a baby.
Person B: hey, you are metaphorically Hitler!

Person A: looks at an aftermath of a hurricane
Person B: hey, you are literally Pol Pot!

Save your outrage for the real stuff. Just because I told someone to keep their panties on doesn't mean I like Dolt 45. The reactions in this thread is almost identical to Obama eating fancy mustard.
 
2017-09-13 01:58:10 PM  
As a Floridian, no thank you. We don't want you here on a normal day, let alone when we are trying to heal.

Ugh.
 
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