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(Daily Mail)   Hairdresser's Twitter post about how to tell a wife from a lover just by her hair leaves men baffled   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-09-12 05:49:48 PM  
Wife has some; lover Brazilian?
 
2017-09-12 06:51:32 PM  
The whole thing is ridiculous, but I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.
 
2017-09-12 07:13:29 PM  
Couldn't that be spun the other way?

If your wife is suddenly getting those curls done, then she's obviously getting pretty for someone other than you.

/This is dumb
 
2017-09-12 07:13:55 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.


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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?
 
2017-09-12 09:14:43 PM  
tfa gave me cancer.
 
2017-09-12 10:01:59 PM  

CruiserTwelve: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?


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"Hubba hubba!"
 
2017-09-12 10:24:04 PM  
That was a waste of time.

Thanks.
 
2017-09-12 10:24:05 PM  
I thought it meant the hair with curls intact was on top and the flatter hair was on bottom. Not into it girlfriend vs. other woman who likes riding the bull.
 
2017-09-12 10:24:57 PM  
Can anyone who got past the duckface explain the joke?
 
2017-09-12 10:25:30 PM  
I'm female and I have no idea what this is on about.

/gets my hair buzzed off
//so the respirators at work don't tear it out and it's less hot
 
2017-09-12 10:28:33 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The whole thing is ridiculous, but I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.


If your wife makes a duckface in photos, she's somone else's girlfriend.
 
2017-09-12 10:28:39 PM  

koder: Wife has some; lover Brazilian?


Exactly.
 
2017-09-12 10:29:25 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Can anyone who got past the duckface explain the joke?


Apparently the left side is the more natural look favored by normal non-homewrecker women. Hair is curled and then brushed. The right side is just curled, looking overdone, just like that man stealing biatch.

But I'm not really sure why that difference is linked to some other women getting with a taken dude. As a man, I think it would make more sense for the "you vs. the other woman" to show a woman complaining about the same damn shiat all the time and a woman who actually wants to have sex. Guys who look to cheat don't give a good goddam about whether the hair was brushed after it was curled.
 
2017-09-12 10:29:47 PM  

CruiserTwelve: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?


The simplest answer is that the face isn't made to be attractive.
 
2017-09-12 10:31:10 PM  
I think I figured it out.. the picture of the woman with the tight curls, i.e., the "cheat", is signaling how tight her vagina is - tight curls, tight vagina. While the "girlfried" hairstyle with the loose curls indicates a very loose vagina.
 
2017-09-12 10:32:46 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Can anyone who got past the duckface explain the joke?


Basically, she's implying the women prowling for "your" man are into a more done up (unnatural) looking style, and you as the partner being cheated on choose a more natural look.

Truly, wisdom for our ages. <--- that should be dripping in a sarcasm font, if it wasn't clear.
 
2017-09-12 10:33:50 PM  

CruiserTwelve: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?


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2017-09-12 10:34:11 PM  
Oh man does that reek of desperation.  Trying to read the thing and it's so very determined to make pretend there is a "there there".  What a piece of shiat fake wannabe viral stain of an article.
 
2017-09-12 10:35:30 PM  
Make pretend?  The shiat article has addled my brain.
 
2017-09-12 10:37:05 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Can anyone who got past the duckface explain the joke?


FTA :

One tweeted: 'Someone said boys don't understand this pic... s*** girl on the right curls are too over done looking like she going to middle school dance
 
2017-09-12 10:38:32 PM  
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2017-09-12 10:38:59 PM  
What's not to get? It's a homewrecker joke. Any dude who's ever been in a long term relationship with a woman should get it because women talk mad shiat about homewreckers. Not that it's particularly funny.
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2017-09-12 10:39:21 PM  
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2017-09-12 10:42:20 PM  

CruiserTwelve: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?


Yep, she twatted herself there.
 
2017-09-12 10:43:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Couldn't that be spun the other way?

If your wife is suddenly getting those curls done, then she's obviously getting pretty for someone other than you.

/This is dumb


This isn't wrong.

If your SO suddenly starts losing weight, wearing nicer makeup, taking longer to get ready on any given weekday, that's it man; she's already gone - just a matter of finality.
 
2017-09-12 10:45:07 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: DOCTORD000M: Can anyone who got past the duckface explain the joke?

FTA :

One tweeted: 'Someone said boys don't understand this pic... s*** girl on the right curls are too over done looking like she going to middle school dance


I'm going to go ahead and say I don't understand the joke because it isn't funny.
 
2017-09-12 10:46:10 PM  
But men who failed to spot the subtle difference between the styles were left baffled by the meme, with thousands taking to Twitter to admit they did not understand the joke. But their confusion only added to the delight of in-the-know women, further boosting the post's popularity.

But their confusion only added to the delight of in-the-know women, further boosting the post's popularity.


But the editor let three sentences starting with the same word through, two being repeated sentences.
 
2017-09-12 10:50:32 PM  
As a female, can I just point out that you are intently discussing what some duck-faced twat twittered.
 
2017-09-12 10:54:16 PM  

LarryDan43: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The whole thing is ridiculous, but I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

If your wife makes a duckface in photos, she's somone else's girlfriend.


That makes way more sense than that word sewer I just trudged through.
 
2017-09-12 10:54:57 PM  

Mouren: But their confusion only added to the delight of in-the-know women,


Sooooo... women are biatches?

Crikey. Sexist article is sexist.
 
2017-09-12 10:56:48 PM  

steerforth: As a female, can I just point out that you are intently discussing what some duck-faced twat twittered.


Nah, it's more giving a farkmitter the benefit of the doubt and then being disappointed.  The more of this unadulterated upworthy clickbait bullshiat that keeps seeping into Fark the choosier we'll be about clicking (or visiting Fark at all for that matter).
 
2017-09-12 10:58:45 PM  
The point of the duck face is all lips, no teeth.
 
2017-09-12 10:59:26 PM  

gnosis301: CruiserTwelve: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?

The simplest answer is that the face isn't made to be attractive.


Given that, does the duckface serve some other purpose?  Strictly a philosophical question, I find this phenomenon baffling
 
2017-09-12 11:00:47 PM  

akula: The right side is just curled, looking overdone, just like that man stealing biatch.


I don't get it. Seems like she's just eating crackers like she owns the f'ing place.
 
2017-09-12 11:02:05 PM  
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The girl on the left has mental health issues I couldn't deal with and the girl on the right was in the right time and right place. Plus, I was drunk.
 
2017-09-12 11:02:23 PM  
Lots about the wife and the lover. Nothing about the cook or the thief.
 
2017-09-12 11:03:31 PM  
Some of these "you vs. x" memes have an air of self-deprecation. In this case, the humor may lie in the girlfriend/wife putting in more effort with proper hairstyle maintenance, only to still get cheated on by a man who doesn't notice or care about their extra pains. Mostly, it's just something that makes someone chuckle for a couple seconds, click a like button, and then forget about it a few minutes later.

I could be way off base though. My hair is too aggressively Asian to hold a curl for more than fifteen minutes.
 
2017-09-12 11:04:31 PM  
It seems that some women just expect that they'll be cheated on at some point. Why is that?
 
2017-09-12 11:06:15 PM  
The dress is blue
 
2017-09-12 11:09:50 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: The whole thing is ridiculous, but I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.


I was going to say they look like hemmeroid lips.
 
2017-09-12 11:11:25 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: It seems that some women just expect that they'll be cheated on at some point. Why is that?


Projection of their own problems and/or insecurities. Same reason some men call all women cheating whores.
 
2017-09-12 11:11:30 PM  
If your SO buys new underwear, you're being cheated on.

This is ~75% accurate.
 
2017-09-12 11:13:37 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If your SO buys new underwear, you're being cheated on.

This is ~75% accurate.


What, so they're just supposed to stick with the original underwear they had when you first met?
 
2017-09-12 11:15:06 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: AverageAmericanGuy: If your SO buys new underwear, you're being cheated on.

This is ~75% accurate.

What, so they're just supposed to stick with the original underwear they had when you first met?


Yes. Or buy used underwear.

Or maybe you're a farking philandering asshole. Is that what this is about, asshole??
 
2017-09-12 11:16:36 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Thong_of_Zardoz: AverageAmericanGuy: If your SO buys new underwear, you're being cheated on.

This is ~75% accurate.

What, so they're just supposed to stick with the original underwear they had when you first met?

Yes. Or buy used underwear.

Or maybe you're a farking philandering asshole. Is that what this is about, asshole??


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2017-09-12 11:26:30 PM  

CruiserTwelve: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: I stopped reading one I got to the EPIC DUCKFACE.

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Agreed. What makes women think this is in any way attractive?


You could gently press her face against a smooth surface and she would be stuck there for...several minutes or so.
 
2017-09-12 11:37:32 PM  
Until I read that, I had a penis.

It was nice.

It had its own tiny little useless vagina in front.

Oh God, what did that article do to me?
 
2017-09-12 11:41:42 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: It seems that some women just expect that they'll be cheated on at some point. Why is that?


Playing the odds. It's taboo to admit, but like lots of animals infidelity is pretty common among homo sapiens sapiens. We like to fark.
 
2017-09-12 11:43:08 PM  
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2017-09-12 11:45:37 PM  
This is officially the dumbest thing I've read on Fark. And that says a lot.
 
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