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(The Hill)   Kris Kobach: so yeah maybe I was "imprecise with my language" when I wrote that Brietbart column alleging that New Hampshire had been "stolen" because of "illegal votes" because all those votes were perfectly legal under state law   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 02:41:51 PM  
"Until further research is done, we will never know the answer regarding the legitimacy of this particular election," he said.

I assume he's referring to the Presidential election.
 
2017-09-12 02:48:58 PM  
As long as he got the base riled up first though, right?
And don't fear! I will not rest until I reach the conclusion I desire!
 
2017-09-12 02:51:56 PM  

naughtyrev: "Until further research is done, we will never know the answer regarding the legitimacy of this particular election," he said.

I assume he's referring to the Presidential election.


He's looking in the wrong state. He should look east of Germany.
 
2017-09-12 03:00:04 PM  
"Until I have prevented further research from being done..."
 
2017-09-12 03:36:02 PM  

Nadie_AZ: naughtyrev: "Until further research is done, we will never know the answer regarding the legitimacy of this particular election," he said.

I assume he's referring to the Presidential election.

He's looking in the wrong state. He should look east of Germany.


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2017-09-12 03:41:02 PM  

kevlar51: As long as he got the base riled up first though, right?
And don't fear! I will not rest until I reach the conclusion I desire!


Sadly, this is the real truth. Most of his base will quickly forget about this backpedaling and instead keep pointing to New Hampshire as the smoking gun of voter fraud by the Lefties.

Dinner with the conservative in-laws is going to fun next time...
 
2017-09-12 04:41:01 PM  
Yes, but just look at the squareness of his jaw, that perfectly coifed hair. And his skin tone, so nice and even and fair. And watch on PBS how he always looks right at the camera and smiles at Judy Woodruff like such a nice, well mannered boy. And so well-spoken, too! Just a hint of the mid-Western drawl, enough to let you know that he remembers a childhood of apple pie and coming home when the street lights came on. Sure, Kris Kobach might be the modern face of American fascism, but he's so gosh-darn nice about it. You can't help but like the guy.
 
2017-09-12 06:28:08 PM  
More likely you're just a f*cking liar

/The simplest solution and all
 
2017-09-12 06:30:20 PM  
This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.
 
2017-09-12 06:35:10 PM  
"This obviously is a subject of concern because there have often been anecdotal reports of people driving into New Hampshire because it's a same-day registration state and it's a battleground state," Kobach said of his column.

Ah yes those nefarious commuters to adjacent states returning home for the day.  Damn illegal vote traffickers!  Pick a state and stay within its borders, Kris and I say.
 
2017-09-12 07:07:47 PM  
Kris Kobach Pushes Voter Fraud Lies While Meeting With Fellow Suppression Activists

Registering to vote and casting a ballot in New Hampshire while having a driver's license from another state is legal. In fact, the New Hampshire Supreme Court settled this debate in 2015, finding that registered voters do not have to get a New Hampshire license within 60 days.

It appears that the vice-chair of the Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity does not understand the election laws of New Hampshire, where his commission will be meeting on Tuesday.


This is the stupid shiat they push to try to convince people of voter fraud:

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2017-09-12 07:24:34 PM  
Also, Jessica Huseman(@JessicaHuseman) was covering this today and is a great follow in general.

Look at these clown shoes on Kobach:

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2017-09-12 07:30:33 PM  
And lastly, there's a Heritage Foundation asshole on the panel who denied sending a letter to the commission requesting no Democrats and no "moderate" Republicans be on the panel because they would only obstruct.

Heritage later confirmed he authored the letter.
 
2017-09-12 08:23:29 PM  
Fark Kris Kobach
 
2017-09-12 08:24:02 PM  

nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.


^^^THIS^^^
 
2017-09-12 08:24:50 PM  
Prick!
 
2017-09-12 08:28:44 PM  
Republicans always lie.
 
2017-09-12 08:30:01 PM  
I'm still wondering if that was the right word and if it's possible to condense a complex legal issue into an 800 word column

Perhaps you shouldn't have raced out and written that column if the nuances of state and electoral law elude you, as well as farking ethics. Trump isn't going to put your Breitbart article on the refrigerator
 
2017-09-12 08:30:24 PM  
Please proceed, asshat.

Let's audit EVERY state. Not a recount, ms. Stein, but a full audit of every vote.

No paper trail? Your state loses electoral votes the next presidential election, unless you fix it.
 
2017-09-12 08:31:57 PM  

fernt: nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.

^^^THIS^^^


Did you really just agree that Kobach is full of shiat?
 
2017-09-12 08:32:25 PM  
Maybe I'm not a good person but when I learn someone has written a column for that piece of shiat rag, breitbart, I always assume they are a racist, lying, ignorant, stupid piece of shiat. There has to be someone that wrote something for breitbart that isn't a giant steaming pile of a human being but who wants to dig through that much shiat to find the rare piece of shiat covered corn. I feel safer assuming they're all scum, including elected officials, that write anything for this neo nazi, white nationalist garbage can.
 
2017-09-12 08:38:00 PM  
I went to college in a small town that had about 20,000 permanent residents and about 5,000 students. While I was there a guy ran for mayor on the platform that the college students shouldn't be allowed to vote because they only stay for four years and don't have a vested interest in the town.

Guess which party? It rhymes with Rethuglican...

Aside from being illegal, it's a stupid line of reasoning that doesn't get beyond hurr durr stupid lib students. While individual students might not stay long, in any given election they represent the student body that has been in the town for over 100 years. The same is true in any college town. The students represent the interests of transient students, who as a group are usually fixtures.
 
2017-09-12 08:38:25 PM  
The point is not that voter fraud is proven. The point is that if the possibility exists that even a single person cast a fraudulent ballot in support for a Democrat, we would be best served by new policies even if those new policies prevent one hundred or even one thousand legitimate votes from being cast (so long as only Democratic votes are prevented).
 
2017-09-12 08:39:12 PM  
Why do we even let these Demoncraps have a vote?

The Founders said land owning white men... now, get back to the workhouse you disgusting poors!
 
2017-09-12 08:43:58 PM  
"I'm still wondering if that was the right word and if it's possible to condense a complex legal issue into an 800 word column," he added.

Wait, did he just use the "Who knew [x] could be so complicated?" defense?
 
2017-09-12 08:54:28 PM  

nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.


KK has a big list of 7 Million illegal voters. Actually, it's a list of matching similar names (like "Fred J Allen" and "Fred James Allen" and "Fred Allen") that have voted simultaneously in multiple states. They're all assumed to be fraudulent double-voters.
 
2017-09-12 08:56:51 PM  

Nadie_AZ: naughtyrev: "Until further research is done, we will never know the answer regarding the legitimacy of this particular election," he said.

I assume he's referring to the Presidential election.

He's looking in the wrong state. He should look east of Germany.


Poland?
 
2017-09-12 08:59:10 PM  

facepalm.jpg: I went to college in a small town that had about 20,000 permanent residents and about 5,000 students. While I was there a guy ran for mayor on the platform that the college students shouldn't be allowed to vote because they only stay for four years and don't have a vested interest in the town.

Guess which party? It rhymes with Rethuglican...

Aside from being illegal, it's a stupid line of reasoning that doesn't get beyond hurr durr stupid lib students. While individual students might not stay long, in any given election they represent the student body that has been in the town for over 100 years. The same is true in any college town. The students represent the interests of transient students, who as a group are usually fixtures.


if that college disappeared tomorrow, your town would be farked.
 
2017-09-12 09:01:31 PM  
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Except for Republicans like my family members, former staff, etc. They're the best people.
 
2017-09-12 09:01:43 PM  
"I'm still wondering if that was the right word and if it's possible to condense a complex legal issue into an 800 word column," he added.

College students in New Hampshire are allowed to register and vote in New Hampshire but are not required to get New Hampshire driver's licenses.

That's 24 words.  I guess I could get a stamp made and tattoo it on Kobach's ass a couple dozen times to make it 800.
 
2017-09-12 09:03:25 PM  
It's New Hampshire. Everyone knows that their 4 Electoral College votes could easily swing the Presidential election.

Idiots.
 
2017-09-12 09:05:52 PM  

facepalm.jpg: I went to college in a small town that had about 20,000 permanent residents and about 5,000 students. While I was there a guy ran for mayor on the platform that the college students shouldn't be allowed to vote because they only stay for four years and don't have a vested interest in the town.

Guess which party? It rhymes with Rethuglican...

Aside from being illegal, it's a stupid line of reasoning that doesn't get beyond hurr durr stupid lib students. While individual students might not stay long, in any given election they represent the student body that has been in the town for over 100 years. The same is true in any college town. The students represent the interests of transient students, who as a group are usually fixtures.


Not to mention that to be legal under the theory of equal rights he'd have to ask everyone, not just college students, to prove more than four years of residence before they could be allowed to vote.
 
2017-09-12 09:06:07 PM  

nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.


If a corporation is now a farking person, a US state should have to legal standing to sue a white supremacist for libel.
Brownback is a POS, but Kris K Kobach is legitimate threat to the United States.
 
2017-09-12 09:06:49 PM  

Karac: "I'm still wondering if that was the right word and if it's possible to condense a complex legal issue into an 800 word column," he added.

College students in New Hampshire are allowed to register and vote in New Hampshire but are not required to get New Hampshire driver's licenses.

That's 24 words.  I guess I could get a stamp made and tattoo it on Kobach's ass a couple dozen times to make it 800.


Your jib, I like the cut of it.
 
2017-09-12 09:07:12 PM  
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2017-09-12 09:13:34 PM  
Go back to your Bible-thumpin', hate-filled, broke--ass state, you filthy, lying troglodyte.
 
2017-09-12 09:15:39 PM  
You think that the party that believes in the war on Christmas, does not believe in climate change and thinks that trickle down economics work care about facts? This nonsense will be repeated for a decade on Facebook and in FWD FWD FWD emails.
 
2017-09-12 09:20:21 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Yes, but just look at the squareness of his jaw, that perfectly coifed hair. And his skin tone, so nice and even and fair. And watch on PBS how he always looks right at the camera and smiles at Judy Woodruff like such a nice, well mannered boy. And so well-spoken, too! Just a hint of the mid-Western drawl, enough to let you know that he remembers a childhood of apple pie and coming home when the street lights came on. Sure, Kris Kobach might be the modern face of American fascism, but he's so gosh-darn nice about it. You can't help but like the guy.


Don't you think he looks tired?
 
2017-09-12 09:23:25 PM  

CthulhuCalling: I'm still wondering if that was the right word and if it's possible to condense a complex legal issue into an 800 word column

Perhaps you shouldn't have raced out and written that column if the nuances of state and electoral law elude you, as well as farking ethics. Trump isn't going to put your Breitbart article on the refrigerator


Well, Trump probably did do that.
 
2017-09-12 09:27:54 PM  
NOT INTENDED AS A FACTUAL STATEMENT
 
2017-09-12 09:31:23 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why do we even let these Demoncraps have a vote?

The Founders said land owning white men... now, get back to the workhouse you disgusting poors!


Actually in the time of the founders many states allowed women and black people to vote, provided they held sufficient wealth. It was rare but happened.
 
2017-09-12 09:38:30 PM  

Alicious: Pocket Ninja: Yes, but just look at the squareness of his jaw, that perfectly coifed hair. And his skin tone, so nice and even and fair. And watch on PBS how he always looks right at the camera and smiles at Judy Woodruff like such a nice, well mannered boy. And so well-spoken, too! Just a hint of the mid-Western drawl, enough to let you know that he remembers a childhood of apple pie and coming home when the street lights came on. Sure, Kris Kobach might be the modern face of American fascism, but he's so gosh-darn nice about it. You can't help but like the guy.

Don't you think he looks tired?


I truly, deeply hope he's bone cancer tired.
 
2017-09-12 09:43:35 PM  
Seriously Kris wood chipper feet first

Even the founding fathers that had slaves (which is an insane percentage of them) would find your behavior wrong.
 
2017-09-12 09:55:01 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: fernt: nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.

^^^THIS^^^

Did you really just agree that Kobach is full of shiat?


That account has been making a suspicious amount of sense today...
 
2017-09-12 10:00:44 PM  

agent00pi: common sense is an oxymoron: fernt: nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.

^^^THIS^^^

Did you really just agree that Kobach is full of shiat?

That account has been making a suspicious amount of sense today...


Ugh does that mean i need to unblock him?
 
2017-09-12 10:12:12 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: agent00pi: common sense is an oxymoron: fernt: nmrsnr: This is what he wrote:

"It has long been reported, anecdotally, that out-of-staters take advantage of New Hampshire's same-day registration and head to the Granite State to cast fraudulent votes.

Now there's proof...

So 5,313 of those voters neither obtained a New Hampshire driver's license nor registered a vehicle in New Hampshire. They have not followed the legal requirements for residents regarding driver's licenses, and it appears that they are not actually residing in New Hampshire. It seems that they never were bona fide residents of the State."

What's "imprecise" about that? You said there is proof. There isn't. They weren't fraudulent voters, they were college students, who have the right to vote in the state in which they attend school.

So yeah, EABOD, liar.

^^^THIS^^^

Did you really just agree that Kobach is full of shiat?

That account has been making a suspicious amount of sense today...

Ugh does that mean i need to unblock him?


Hey, let's not get crazy now.
 
2017-09-12 10:28:59 PM  

UsikFark: KK has a big list of 7 Million illegal voters. Actually, it's a list of matching similar names (like "Fred J Allen" and "Fred James Allen" and "Fred Allen") that have voted simultaneously in multiple states. They're all assumed to be fraudulent double-voters.


There are 47,000 "John Smith"s in America. How that guy got to all 50 states and voted so many times is amazing!
 
2017-09-12 10:42:10 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why do we even let these Demoncraps have a vote?

The Founders said land owning white men... now, get back to the workhouse you disgusting poors!


The Founders would promise the Breen the entire Alpha Quadrant, if they thought it would help win the war.
 
2017-09-12 10:44:09 PM  

ImpendingCynic: UsikFark: KK has a big list of 7 Million illegal voters. Actually, it's a list of matching similar names (like "Fred J Allen" and "Fred James Allen" and "Fred Allen") that have voted simultaneously in multiple states. They're all assumed to be fraudulent double-voters.

There are 47,000 "John Smith"s in America. How that guy got to all 50 states and voted so many times is amazing!


I stayed at the same hotel as John Smith once.
 
2017-09-12 10:47:42 PM  
Auditing an election would be great, Kris. How about unblocking all thosr Sedgwick County records in Kansas you won't release?
 
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