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(Washington Post)   Hm, I wonder what's trending in high fashion for bras nowadays   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Fashion, designer Shayne Oliver, new york fashion, Helmut Lang, Man, The Streets, Shayne Oliver point, Helmut Lang Seen  
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2017-09-12 03:36:22 PM  
Is it wise to use bra models that would fail the pencil test?

/Asking for a friend
 
2017-09-12 03:52:28 PM  
Hmm. Why didn't subby use the [BOOBIES] tag?
*Clicks link*
Ah, I see. Carry on.
 
2017-09-12 04:16:58 PM  
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Scoffs at your poorly designed bra.
 
2017-09-12 04:20:21 PM  
Over the shoulder boulder holder.

Yes, I'm 12 years old.
 
2017-09-12 04:30:04 PM  
Those would work for most women...until they graduate from middle school.
 
2017-09-12 04:33:56 PM  
All those women look like they want to kill you with a broadsword.
 
2017-09-12 05:19:25 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:20:05 PM  
 So long as they can be unlatched with one hand.
 
2017-09-12 05:20:12 PM  

UberDave: All those women look like they want to kill you with a broadsword.


Of failing that, their sharp knees.
 
2017-09-12 05:20:53 PM  
It's as if the designer somehow does not like women at all.
 
2017-09-12 05:21:39 PM  
Are they some kind of puzzle?
 
2017-09-12 05:22:09 PM  
Those are just some hideously ugly models.
 
2017-09-12 05:22:30 PM  

UberDave: All those women look like they want to kill you with a broadsword.


And yet, they lack the strength to lift one. Which makes them even more surly.
 
2017-09-12 05:23:16 PM  
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2017-09-12 05:23:47 PM  
I see androgyny is in though.
 
2017-09-12 05:24:12 PM  
I doubt they would work for any woman who is not a member in good standing of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee".
 
2017-09-12 05:24:27 PM  

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2017-09-12 05:24:30 PM  

UberDave: All those women look like they want to kill you with a broadsword.


I was going to comment that not a one of them looked terribly happy to be wearing those things.   I like your assessment better.
 
2017-09-12 05:24:49 PM  
Our secret word of the day is dour!
 
2017-09-12 05:25:33 PM  
Sheesh, with the exception of the black model who is pretty, the rest of the models look like really thin men.
 
2017-09-12 05:26:16 PM  

AstroJesus: Those are just some hideously ugly models.


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Best looking model in the bunch
 
2017-09-12 05:26:26 PM  
Those aren't bras, they're bandages for mosquito bites. I generally prefer boobs on the smaller side, but there are limits, man!
 
2017-09-12 05:28:21 PM  
Did you see the boots the granny model was wearing? How the hell do you not trip while walking with those stupid things?
 
2017-09-12 05:29:25 PM  
Cocaine's a helluva drug... goes for both the designers and the models.
 
2017-09-12 05:29:35 PM  
I think the Korean(?) model may actually be a ten-year-old boy...
 
2017-09-12 05:30:32 PM  
Sure it doesn't look practical, but it's the sullen heroin-chic look of the models that really sells it.
 
2017-09-12 05:30:33 PM  
Designed by someone who is clearly Titslexic.
 
2017-09-12 05:30:43 PM  
"Brilliant"? For what value of "brilliant" would that be, a 20W appliance bulb?
 
2017-09-12 05:31:22 PM  
How about runway models with titties for a bra fashion show?
 
2017-09-12 05:31:53 PM  
I see nothing trending in those bras.
 
2017-09-12 05:32:27 PM  
As a man who appreciates large breasticles, I frown upon these miniscule boobs holsters.
 
2017-09-12 05:32:39 PM  
Agree completely with every one of you Farkers. Bravo.

And who would wear that shiat anyway?
 
2017-09-12 05:35:22 PM  
In all seriousness, are there a lot of people that love waifish, edgy looking women that makes most fashion designers put their "type" (ugly I know, but alas I am but a simple, uneloquent fellow) into almost every show?

I can only speak for myself, but yes....I WOULD throw nearly all of these chicks outta bed. I would venture to say most regular guys go for women with more curves. What's the modelling world's obsession with the "femme grim reaper" look?
 
2017-09-12 05:35:45 PM  

AstroJesus: Those are just some hideously ugly models.


RBF seems to be a pre-requisite for the job.
 
2017-09-12 05:41:10 PM  
Two nipple pads and some dental floss?
 
2017-09-12 05:42:18 PM  

goat012006: In all seriousness, are there a lot of people that love waifish, edgy looking women that makes most fashion designers put their "type" (ugly I know, but alas I am but a simple, uneloquent fellow) into almost every show?

I can only speak for myself, but yes....I WOULD throw nearly all of these chicks outta bed. I would venture to say most regular guys go for women with more curves. What's the modelling world's obsession with the "femme grim reaper" look?


Do the words, "gay male fashion designer" mean anything to you?
 
2017-09-12 05:42:55 PM  
I see that heroin sheik and anorexia are still in style.
 
2017-09-12 05:44:55 PM  

UberDave: All those women look like they want to kill you with a broadsword.


AstroJesus: Those are just some hideously ugly models.


Exhibit A:
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2017-09-12 05:45:42 PM  
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I've never seen someone look more miserable in my life.  Or maybe she's starving to death.
 
2017-09-12 05:45:48 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: goat012006: In all seriousness, are there a lot of people that love waifish, edgy looking women that makes most fashion designers put their "type" (ugly I know, but alas I am but a simple, uneloquent fellow) into almost every show?

I can only speak for myself, but yes....I WOULD throw nearly all of these chicks outta bed. I would venture to say most regular guys go for women with more curves. What's the modelling world's obsession with the "femme grim reaper" look?

Do the words, "gay male fashion designer" mean anything to you?


Lol, point taken. However, it isnt just them. It seems the whole industry (ever since I can remember) has been trending towards (oh god please forgive the expression) the "fresh out of Dachau" look. It makes no sense. I personally don't know ANY women that look like that.
 
2017-09-12 05:48:54 PM  

Unobtanium: Hmm. Why didn't subby use the [BOOBIES] tag?
*Clicks link*
Ah, I see. Carry on.


and they appear to be none too happy about it either.
 
2017-09-12 05:50:49 PM  
I would give any money to watch my wife try to wear one of those.

/42DDD
//not made for her, I assume
 
2017-09-12 05:51:23 PM  
Why don't they ever smile?

And what's with the shirt the 'designer' is wearing at the end?
 
2017-09-12 05:55:12 PM  
None of those walking coat hangers needs a bra anyway.
 
2017-09-12 05:56:24 PM  

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I've never seen someone look more miserable in my life.  Or maybe she's starving to death.


If I had to wear that garbage, I'd be pissed too.
 
2017-09-12 05:57:46 PM  
I like breasts.
 
2017-09-12 05:58:54 PM  
Stupid designs worn by ugly women. I'll pass.
 
2017-09-12 05:59:43 PM  

stirfrybry: Did you see the boots the granny model was wearing? How the hell do you not trip while walking with those stupid things?


Any day I can post Michaels and Vance is a good day!

Listen to them laugh. Sadly, both passed away from cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0eINGyJHz8
 
2017-09-12 06:00:31 PM  
 
2017-09-12 06:02:28 PM  

Shazam999: I like breasts.


I like backs & necks.

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