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(NYPost)   Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard would like to remind everyone that he's still dating a blonde bombshell (w/pics)   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 02:26:25 PM  
She'd still love you even if you weren't making millions of dollars.
 
2017-09-12 02:52:31 PM  
She's no Melissa Lima.

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2017-09-12 02:53:26 PM  

Uzzah: She's no Melissa Lima.

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One of my favorite threads ever on Fark.
 
2017-09-12 02:53:28 PM  

Lando Lincoln: She'd still love you even if you weren't making millions of dollars.


The guy plays for the Mets. Good looks, millions of dollars in salary and a hot girlfriend are probably the only things keeping him from lying down in the Lincoln Tunnel.
 
2017-09-12 02:54:14 PM  
You can be the fat kid in grade school and still get a silly like that

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2017-09-12 03:02:05 PM  
Hey, Noah? Justin Verlander called. He said he'd love for you and your pal to keep Kate company in the stands while he's pitching in the postseason.
 
2017-09-12 03:41:37 PM  
I wonder if she reminds her friends she's dating a millionaire?
 
2017-09-12 03:45:01 PM  
Their kids could be an ABBA tribute band.
 
2017-09-12 03:56:40 PM  

jdjoker: Hey, Noah? Justin Verlander called. He said he'd love for you and your pal to keep Kate company in the stands while he's pitching in the postseason.


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2017-09-12 04:18:43 PM  
A woman once let me do intercourse to her, too, Noah, and you don't see me bragging about it on social media.
 
2017-09-12 04:23:46 PM  
BREAKING: Professional athletes date hot women.
 
2017-09-12 04:41:19 PM  
Soooo....  Professional athletes get the hot chicks?  Film at 11?
 
2017-09-12 04:56:54 PM  
Yeah, "blonde".  You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit....
 
2017-09-12 05:54:14 PM  
she's a California 4.5
 
2017-09-12 05:56:34 PM  
She isn't on my all star team.

#Team Lima
#TeamUpton
 
2017-09-12 08:19:23 PM  

italie: She isn't on my all star team.

#Team Lima
#TeamUpton


I'm all about Anna Benson.  I like mine crazy as they are hot.
 
2017-09-12 08:30:26 PM  
Much non-OEM there.
 
2017-09-12 08:51:41 PM  
Don't worry, I have REPORTED him
 
2017-09-12 08:57:40 PM  

roc6783: Anna Benson


I'l allow it, with a prenump
 
2017-09-12 09:09:52 PM  
The New York Post has just set a record for me on no-script blocks, so I guess I'm going to just have to use my imagination here. I'm not spending the time to pick through 33 scripts.
 
2017-09-12 09:19:14 PM  

jdjoker: Hey, Noah? Justin Verlander called. He said he'd love for you and your pal to keep Kate company in the stands while he's pitching in the postseason.


Listen, man. There's...there's been some stuff this year. It's too soon.
 
2017-09-12 10:43:37 PM  
Look at the eyebrows

/fake news
 
2017-09-13 07:23:27 AM  
Let's see

-cheap to make
-mass produced
-likely to destroy whomever it hits
-looks just like the 1000s made before it, and the 1000s made after
-often used by young, virile and not terribly bright men

Yep."Bombshell" all right
 
2017-09-13 08:48:37 AM  
that's a wig from a dollar store for a slutty witch Halloween costume.
 
2017-09-13 12:22:44 PM  

Bullitt: jdjoker: Hey, Noah? Justin Verlander called. He said he'd love for you and your pal to keep Kate company in the stands while he's pitching in the postseason.


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Are these a thing?

If so, where can I get one?

And furthermore: How do I get one to Kate Upton for her to wear during the World Series?

And another thing: Is it wrong to hope that Kate Upton pulls an Arcelia Bravo if the Astros win the World Series? 'Cause if it is.. oh well, I don't mind being wrong.
 
2017-09-13 12:40:38 PM  

Uzzah: She's no Melissa Lima. Clemente


I found another angle from the day The Picture™ was taken:

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And then there's this gem:

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/sorry, Drew
 
2017-09-13 02:56:54 PM  

espiaboricua: Bullitt: jdjoker: Hey, Noah? Justin Verlander called. He said he'd love for you and your pal to keep Kate company in the stands while he's pitching in the postseason.

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Are these a thing?

If so, where can I get one?

And furthermore: How do I get one to Kate Upton for her to wear during the World Series?

And another thing: Is it wrong to hope that Kate Upton pulls an Arcelia Bravo if the Astros win the World Series? 'Cause if it is.. oh well, I don't mind being wrong.


she won't need one for the World Series, as Verlander didn't get traded to the Indians.
 
2017-09-13 03:16:08 PM  

Mangoose: jdjoker: Hey, Noah? Justin Verlander called. He said he'd love for you and your pal to keep Kate company in the stands while he's pitching in the postseason.

Listen, man. There's...there's been some stuff this year. It's too soon.


I'm an Astros fan, too, so I certainly don't want to tempt the wrath of whatever from high atop the thing, which is why I restrained myself to just say postseason.
 
2017-09-13 05:01:12 PM  
Her hair is almost as full bodied as his.
 
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