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2017-09-12 12:20:43 PM  
That dog must have been very hyper.
 
2017-09-12 12:33:43 PM  
What a British dog on crack looks like

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2017-09-12 01:55:23 PM  
consumed a quantity of cocaine before becoming unwell.

Is that how they describe being ripped apart by a dog?  "Becoming unwell"?  WTF?
 
2017-09-12 02:30:16 PM  
A hearing was told that Major was "eight times the drug drive limit" when he attacked his owner

So how much crack can a dog consume and still be safe to drive?
 
2017-09-12 05:42:49 PM  
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2017-09-12 06:08:36 PM  
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2017-09-12 06:28:54 PM  
It's medicinal...
 
2017-09-12 06:41:29 PM  
Doubly problematic if it's the K9 unit:

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2017-09-12 07:18:18 PM  
Crack is whack.
 
2017-09-12 07:23:32 PM  
"...who had fell into an epileptic bed on his bed at a block of flats in Wood Green, north London."

wut
 
2017-09-12 07:25:12 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:27:34 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:28:06 PM  
FTFA: A hearing was told that Major was "eight times the drug drive limit" when he attacked his owner, who had fell into an epileptic bed on his bed at a block of flats in Wood Green, north London.

Yo dawg, I heard that you didn't have an editor.
Also drug drive limit? You mean there's a safe amount of crack I can have and still drive?
 
2017-09-12 07:29:23 PM  

SpaceyCat: consumed a quantity of cocaine before becoming unwell.

Is that how they describe being ripped apart by a dog?  "Becoming unwell"?  WTF?


British understatement alive and well in 2017!
 
2017-09-12 07:30:55 PM  
There were videos warning people not to feed their animal cocaine.

Possibly NSFW.

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2017-09-12 07:31:10 PM  
"The officer in the case, detective chief inspector Luke Marks, who brought no criminal charges in the case, told the court that Major was due to be destroyed.

Guy's dead. Charge who?


/dog got the death penalty
 
2017-09-12 07:33:36 PM  

SamFlagg: SpaceyCat: consumed a quantity of cocaine before becoming unwell.

Is that how they describe being ripped apart by a dog?  "Becoming unwell"?  WTF?

British understatement alive and well in 2017!


I think they're referring to the pre-seizure seizure.
 
2017-09-12 07:36:19 PM  
I just feel bad for the dog.
 
2017-09-12 07:41:56 PM  
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   I said, ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME?
 
2017-09-12 07:42:53 PM  
Dog last heard remarking, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!".
 
2017-09-12 07:44:30 PM  
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2017-09-12 07:46:48 PM  
Poor pup probably feels super-horrible .  He probably has a memory of what happened but doesn't understand why he did it.
 
2017-09-12 07:55:28 PM  

kdawg7736: That dog must have been very hyper.


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2017-09-12 08:18:46 PM  
eight times the drug drive limit

They have a drug drive limit? How do they measure how much crack you've smoked?
 
2017-09-12 08:21:02 PM  

sevente: FTFA: A hearing was told that Major was "eight times the drug drive limit" when he attacked his owner, who had fell into an epileptic bed on his bed at a block of flats in Wood Green, north London.

Yo dawg, I heard that you didn't have an editor.
Also drug drive limit? You mean there's a safe amount of crack I can have and still drive?


England has a "drink drive" limit so they might also have a drug drive.

But yeah, the bed thing is just sloppy.
 
2017-09-12 08:24:19 PM  

abhorrent1: eight times the drug drive limit

They have a drug drive limit? How do they measure how much crack you've smoked?


Who cares how they measure it?  Why are they letting dogs drive?
 
2017-09-12 08:31:11 PM  

MeSoRonery: Why are they letting dogs drive?


Well, they let Americans drive there, and dogs aren't any worse.
 
2017-09-12 09:17:23 PM  

Jesus Christ Supertard: "...who had fell into an epileptic bed on his bed at a block of flats in Wood Green, north London."

wut


Crack effects more than just the user.
 
2017-09-12 09:20:42 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: MeSoRonery: Why are they letting dogs drive?

Well, they let Americans drive there, and dogs aren't any worse.


like they can talk. They drive on the wrong side of the road there.
 
2017-09-12 09:54:26 PM  
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2017-09-12 10:12:27 PM  
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He did what?
 
2017-09-12 11:16:43 PM  
The article reads like it was translated to Russian by a crackhead, then translated back by another cracked
 
2017-09-13 12:32:16 AM  
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And here I am worried about not giving my dog raisins. What the shiat is wrong with people?
 
2017-09-13 01:37:56 AM  
Oh, noes, not one more thing to worry about during walks. Please, please don't hide your stuff where my dog can find it.
 
2017-09-13 08:26:16 AM  
So apparently most of you missed the part where a short period before the owner had a seizure and the dog nibbled on him.

/he got a taste for human flesh
//and what the heck, doggie?!
///woof
 
2017-09-13 03:35:19 PM  

wellreadneck: "The officer in the case, detective chief inspector Luke Marks, who brought no criminal charges in the case, told the court that Major was due to be destroyed.

Guy's dead. Charge who?



The dog you idiot!
 
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