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(The Hill)   Hope Hicks named new king of Bullshiat Mountain. When asked for comment, the Mooch said "Don't unpack"   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-09-12 12:18:41 PM  
Nah, I think she's okay to unpack for now. She just needs to watch the president for signs he thinks she's turning into an uggo. When that happens, she either needs to find a plastic surgeon or start packing.
 
2017-09-12 12:24:31 PM  
I can't think of anyone more qualified for the job, really.
 
2017-09-12 12:28:44 PM  

SoupGuru: I can't think of anyone more qualified for the job, really.



She's a hoarse whisperer?
 
2017-09-12 01:12:59 PM  
Hope floats!

She's at the top of the toilet bowl now.
 
2017-09-12 01:35:33 PM  

img.fark.net


Look into my eyes, mortal, and know thy doom.

 
2017-09-12 01:51:15 PM  
Repeat after me...

The best people
 
2017-09-12 01:51:41 PM  

lostcat: [img.fark.net image 645x363]
Look into my eyes, mortal, and know thy doom.


That's a soulless face.  The kind capable of evil.
 
2017-09-12 01:52:27 PM  
Hope Hicks Do What Exactly?
 
2017-09-12 01:54:26 PM  
Fun fact, she does Trump's tweeting.
 
2017-09-12 01:54:26 PM  
3rd in 8 months? I wonder if this is a record.
 
2017-09-12 01:54:35 PM  
They call me King Turd of Bullshiat Mountain. If you want it, you can have the crown.

/thanks, Sturgill
 
2017-09-12 01:55:26 PM  
We're running out of people willing to lie and shiate on their values for the president.
 
2017-09-12 01:56:22 PM  
Hicks was a teenage model, including for a Ralph Lauren campaign with her older sister Mary Grace at age 11 and as the face of the Hourglass Adventures novels about a time-traveling 10-year-old.[2] She was the cover model for The It Girl (2005), first novel in the series by Cecily von Ziegesar.[10]

i.perezhilton.comThe best people.
 
2017-09-12 01:56:23 PM  
Good Luck, you'll need it.
 
2017-09-12 01:57:18 PM  
Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."
 
2017-09-12 01:59:27 PM  

rjakobi: Hope Hicks Do What Exactly?


img.fark.net
 
2017-09-12 02:02:06 PM  

Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."


Now that's a statement that would do Goebbels proud.
 
2017-09-12 02:02:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-12 02:02:40 PM  
thehill.com

She looks like an evil Maria Shriver. She looks like Emperor Palpatine had a sex change. She looks like she swallowed an onion--up her vagina. She looks like a balloon animal after having a glass skull ashtray shoved up its ass.
 
2017-09-12 02:02:46 PM  

Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."


Sounds like she stole that from a shiatty resume-writing class. I'd wager the inside of her mouth tastes like tanning solution.
 
2017-09-12 02:03:23 PM  
 She isn't possibly any relative of Bill Hicks, is she? That would be... just too weird.
 
2017-09-12 02:04:03 PM  

Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."


There needs be some sort of bingo card set up for all the cliché business jargon in this quote.  There should probably be a bingo card set up for White House communications in general.
 
2017-09-12 02:04:38 PM  
FTA: The former model has generally kept a low profile at the White House

What are the chances Trump groped her titties?
 
2017-09-12 02:07:04 PM  
I mean, this job has about the same shelf life as an Al Qaeda #2.
 
2017-09-12 02:07:44 PM  
So a clam instead of a snake, then?
 
2017-09-12 02:07:48 PM  
She does kinda look like she needs to consume souls to survive.
 
2017-09-12 02:10:04 PM  
img.fark.net
/one of the best Daily Show segments of all time
 
2017-09-12 02:10:25 PM  
Man, I would rather take a job with better security, like drumming for Spinal Tap.

/spontaneously combusts
 
2017-09-12 02:11:13 PM  

Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."


It's "maps and such as" for a more sophisticated palate.

Alternatively: BILL BRASKY!
 
2017-09-12 02:11:57 PM  

Muta: FTA: The former model has generally kept a low profile at the White House

What are the chances Trump groped her titties?


massivelyop.com
 
2017-09-12 02:12:15 PM  
She knows her job prospects are the same as a Spinal Tap drummer.
 
2017-09-12 02:14:18 PM  

Gergesa: Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."

There needs be some sort of bingo card set up for all the cliché business jargon in this quote.  There should probably be a bingo card set up for White House communications in general.


She's just leveraging bleeding-edge synergy solutions to project a more granular view of the Trump White House paradigm.
 
2017-09-12 02:16:03 PM  

Gergesa: Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."

There needs be some sort of bingo card set up for all the cliché business jargon in this quote.  There should probably be a bingo card set up for White House communications in general.


As I've posted before, the only phrases missing seem to involve  locomotives, speeding bullets, and leaping tall buidlings.
 
2017-09-12 02:18:54 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: [thehill.com image 645x363]

She looks like an evil Maria Shriver. She looks like Emperor Palpatine had a sex change. She looks like she swallowed an onion--up her vagina. She looks like a balloon animal after having a glass skull ashtray shoved up its ass.


Now you've got me curious.  Is there such a thing as a vagina enema?
 
2017-09-12 02:19:36 PM  

Muta: FTA: The former model has generally kept a low profile at the White House

What are the chances Trump groped her titties?


You mean pussy?
 
2017-09-12 02:20:18 PM  

Muta: FTA: The former model has generally kept a low profile at the White House

What are the chances Trump groped her titties?


Approaching unity.
 
2017-09-12 02:22:19 PM  
I await impaler's new mongoose rival.
 
2017-09-12 02:23:17 PM  

Catlenfell: She knows her job prospects are the same as a Spinal Tap drummer.


Or.....

img.fark.net
 
2017-09-12 02:25:34 PM  
img.fark.net

What Hope Hicks may look like.
 
2017-09-12 02:28:33 PM  

oldfarthenry: She kinda reminds me of this:
[img.fark.net image 299x168]
'Who is the best bigliest president evar?'
'You, my orange overlord.'

/yeah, I feel rather ill posting that


Mmmmmmmmm, naked space vampire!
 
2017-09-12 02:33:40 PM  

Angry Buddha: Gergesa: Gough: Her most famous  quote: "President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor ... and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible."

There needs be some sort of bingo card set up for all the cliché business jargon in this quote.  There should probably be a bingo card set up for White House communications in general.

She's just leveraging bleeding-edge synergy solutions to project a more granular view of the Trump White House paradigm

to determine best practices.

ftfy
 
2017-09-12 02:34:36 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: [thehill.com image 645x363]

She looks like an evil Maria Shriver. She looks like Emperor Palpatine had a sex change. She looks like she swallowed an onion--up her vagina. She looks like a balloon animal after having a glass skull ashtray shoved up its ass.


Actually she looks a lot like Melania... I wonder why Trump keeps her around.  It's almost like he has a physical "type".  She certainly didn't get the job based on her professional resume.
 
2017-09-12 02:36:47 PM  
I see it is far more important to "communicate with the media" than with the rest of the world, considering the number of vacancies still in State Department where there is no nominee for the position. Or for that matter  some other minor vacancies like head of the Civil Rights Section of the DOJ.
 
2017-09-12 02:38:28 PM  

Carn: rzrwiresunrise: [thehill.com image 645x363]

She looks like an evil Maria Shriver. She looks like Emperor Palpatine had a sex change. She looks like she swallowed an onion--up her vagina. She looks like a balloon animal after having a glass skull ashtray shoved up its ass.

Now you've got me curious.  Is there such a thing as a vagina enema?


Isn't that a douche?
 
2017-09-12 02:38:44 PM  
Funny, hicks hoping that their manufacturing/coal jobs will magically stop being obsolete is a big part of why we have this shiathead as President.
 
2017-09-12 02:38:47 PM  
I wonder if she has one of these in her closet.
img.fark.net
 
2017-09-12 02:40:22 PM  

Wyalt Derp: I mean, this job has about the same shelf life as an Al Qaeda #2.


I was thinking... "same shelf life as a red shirt on Star Trek", but yours works.
 
2017-09-12 02:45:35 PM  
Here's Hoping that Hope Hicks hopes hicks don't hope she hopes they're all hicks.

// goes to stand in the corner.
 
2017-09-12 02:47:31 PM  
She is very fetching though
 
2017-09-12 02:48:15 PM  

DeltaPunch: Carn: rzrwiresunrise: [thehill.com image 645x363]

She looks like an evil Maria Shriver. She looks like Emperor Palpatine had a sex change. She looks like she swallowed an onion--up her vagina. She looks like a balloon animal after having a glass skull ashtray shoved up its ass.

Now you've got me curious.  Is there such a thing as a vagina enema?

Isn't that a douche?


Oh.  Good point.
 
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